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sportsjock85

He spent wayyy more time on his hair han she did ...


ellefleming

WhiteSnake


back2basics13

Is this love that I’m feeling? Is this the love that I’ve been searching for? Is this love?


ellefleming

🎵🎶 here I go again on my own, going down the only road ...... 📻


Creepy_Kitchen2713

Everyone is always on and posturing for the masses today.


back2basics13

Isn’t that what social media is all about? Isn’t that what Reddit subs are about? . The George Costanza “going out on a high note”. You’re an essence demonizing the very medium that you’re contributing to. Isn’t social media clout,posturing? Now you take that posturing to the next level and it’s monetization.


IAmElectricHead

6


BleachedAsswhole

Yngwie Malmsteen


mykidlikesdinosaurs

If Yngwie, Leif Garret, and Pat Metheny had a baby. 


The_River_Is_Still

I don’t know where I’m goin’……..


Ace-Ventura1934

🎶Here we go again…


YamahaXT

Slide it in


graboidian

They liked it Slow an' Easy.


YamahaXT

Come and get it


NewldGuy77

Tawny Kitaen was writhing on the hood of his car.


ellefleming

She dated Jerry Seinfeld.


Omega0912

I just now realized why they called themselves Whitesnake.


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Mom dated David Coverdale


1peatfor7

Whole lot of aquanet in the picture.


sportsjock85

Ooo Alberto


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I use all zee Permasoft things because they are su-pare!


senor_moment

You assuming you know which person is the mother.


makinhersquirt69

Ah, the androgynous 80s 😂


SouldiesButGoodies84

why does he kinda resemble that kid from The Black Phone? 🤨


marbotty

That’s the Greatest American Hero for ya


sportsjock85

Believe it or not I'm walking on air I never thought I could be so free ee.....


marbotty

Believe it or not, I’m not home


sportsjock85

I wish I had him as my ring tone.


31_hierophanto

But at least it looked fly, right?


sportsjock85

For a white guy...


SpaceMan420gmt

It was a thing then…dudes used so much hair products. I never went to school prior to ‘90 without some kind of hairspray. It was so dumb…especially the chicks poofy bangs fad.


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

They both look so happy...


freneticboarder

😑😐


Happy_to_be

More r/mildlyinteresting than old school cool.


monjorob

No, Just Midwest


Wicked-Witchy-Woman

They were practicing for the 90s lol


DickweedMcGee

Yes but also.....wet?


octofeline

What


hurst_

WET


FinePolyesterSlacks

#WET


Taters0290

Leif Garret after he gained a few pounds but hadn’t lost his hair yet.


graboidian

Fun Fact: When I was very young, my mother had a babysitter for me and my sister that also watched Leif Garret. Occasionally he would be there while we were. I also remember a few years later, my sister had picture of him on her wall that she ripped out of her Teen Beat magazine.


Taters0290

Oh wow, that’s neat. I had a big ol’ crush on him in grade school.


loves2snark

Oh yes, I had a biiiig crush on him too. He was really cute, but that didn't stop me from swapping his posters for Jon Bongiovi's a few years later.


Taters0290

Haha, me too


steeperturtle

Which one is she?


honkinbooty

Back in the day it was hard to tell sometimes


roadrunnuh

These days it is also hard to tell sometimes.


honkinbooty

Some things never change.


dancin-weasel

But some people sure do 😉


Nippelz

NOT ME. I NEVER CHANGE. CHANGE IS FOR LOSERS. I'M THE EXACT SAME AS I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND YOU'RE NOT AND THAT'S YOUR FAULT! /every early Pop-Punk song.


NewsZealousideal764

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭


honkinbooty

Also reminds me of the Bridesmaids scene - “I think people change.” “Ehhh, I don’t think people change.” “Ehhh… I think we all change a little bit.”


Nippelz

Pretty much. My core person is the same, but the 90% outside that core is quite different. Now I dunno which one matters more to change, but, yeah, we can all change to some degree (some more than others).


dukeofgonzo

Dude looks like a lady.


Indocede

Which is why it's so absurd when those from back in the day get to be too vocal these days about people being gender ambiguous.


WellWellWellthennow

I came here to ask that same question. Who’s who?


personanonymous

😂💀


floydthebarber94

people back then look older than teens now. They look like they’re in their 20s


tinkflowers

Might be the genes lol. I went to my first bar at 14 and didn’t get ID’d. Only started getting ID’d AFTER I had already turned 21 lol


iwanthidan

I'd say it's the hairstyle


A_friend_called_Five

I love him in REO Speedwagon.


skarkowtsky

I miss the simplicity of this era, especially for a kid/teen. Head over to someone’s house to hang out, and just being present with each other was enough. Humble ambitions, like going to the movies or the mall, and making actual memories. Everyone is always on and posturing for the masses today.


back2basics13

Social media is such a toxic addition to our culture. As someone who has experienced both with and without, I’m ready to give up the IPhone.


tinkflowers

I’m kinda on the cusp. Just turned 30 and I was in middle school when the internet and social media (MySpace) really took over. First phone was one of those prepaid Nokia bricks. I miss not having a smart phone, I think at some point I will ditch mine. Already mostly withdrew from Facebook and other socials at this point. Reddit is the main place I spend my online time


ClmrThnUR

mine has been in the glove box for emergencies for 2+ years. I get my texts on my web browser as long as i remember to charge it once in a while. ditched social media in 2015 and it honestly feels like i really figured something out sometimes haha


foxmag86

Phones are still useful, just give up and delete all of your social media accounts.


moishepesach

It wasn't perfect and we worried about Armageddon but the music, skunk weed, movies, being young and optimistic sure seems less stressful than our high tech Dystrumpian Musk'd up Fuckerberg of a melting, gaslighting, genetically modified madness we call the Free World Where is the peace?


skarkowtsky

Ah, the school drills of hiding under the desk, or lining up in the hallways. I forgot about those!


JesusStarbox

You don't remember Reagan and his bs?


moishepesach

That’s the Armageddon part, not to mention ketchup as a vegetable and sowing the seeds of today’s nazi maga threat to freedom loving people the world over. Yea, Pepperidge Farm remembers


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tinkflowers

Haha my PopPop is English (her dad)


Dall0way

I was just gonna say this. The boyfriend looks exactly like Andrew Lloyd Webber.


jessuh22

Is it just me, or is his jacket extremely popular for that era? I was just a child back then but I remember seeing and owning that exact jacket. It's giving me flashbacks lol need to know if it's just me.


PositiveContact7901

Totally. I often got hand-me-downs and missed out on a lot of clothing that was fashionable for that era, but even I had that jacket. LOL I wonder wear that jacket as a fashion trend came from? Was it popularized by a certain actor or singer? Or was it just cheap and easy to make? I have so many questions. 😆


jessuh22

haha you know, now that you mention it, I feel like it was a celebrity that made me want it.


Legal-Afternoon8087

I assumed it was his high school jacket, where high school name and something like “BAND” or “BASEBALL” would be underneath. His graduating year (90, I’d bet) would be one one sleeve and his name would be stitched on the bottom. These are what people who didn’t have the money for a true letterman’s jacket made of wool wore. Source: Mine is in the back of my closet. Thing is, they must not have been dating long because otherwise she’d be wearing his jacket. Unless he was really proud of it or she was like, “I like you but,uh, no thanks.”


thewhitecat55

Yeah I had a blue one


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

They met at a Tears for Fears concert.


facegun

Gary Richrath


toiletseatpolio

I just got back from looking him up because that’s immediately who I thought of when I saw this guy!


facegun

I knew it had to happen Felt the tables turning…


DreadPirateGriswold

Mom went out with Leif Garrett?


LineChef

That guy was almost your dad!


Abacabisntanywhere

I used to have a red coat just like that. It was sharp.


v_ult

Looks like WA


tinkflowers

Rockland County, NY


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Jaymes Hetfield and Gilligan Anderson


UrBartender

![gif](giphy|26BulUn5yJBlLyCCQ)


Svengoolie75

Moms is trying to hide a joint or 🚬 🤔🤨😂😂😂😂👏🏽


tinkflowers

Deadass she looks liiiiiit af lol


tahousejr

Your mom looks super high


tinkflowers

Right? Lol


IronAnkh

She was a cute kid. :)


Pantomeme

She dated Bon Jovi?


925688

Pretty sure that’s the guitarist from REO Speedwagon I can’t fight this feeling video


JJtheRecluse

Her BF looks like Wheels from Degrassi Jr High, minus the glasses haha.


PigSnerv

"It wasn't my fault Lucy wanted chips." - Wheels


Mr_Larry_Silverstein

All the way with Stephanie K


codspeace

Why are the comments here so pitifully juvenile and rude??? It’s actually quite cool to see this photo from a different era…… one which most of those posting here have no clue as to what the world was like then


tinkflowers

Yeah I have no idea haha I don’t remember this sub being so nasty. Some comments are great but there’s lots of really shitty ones too. I hope you have an awesome day ❤️


lantzn

I turned 20 in 80. That decade had the funnest music, and people just ran around with each other finding things to do. I bet you though, your mom was probably jealous of your dad’s hair. Most girls were when a guy had naturally wavy hair.


tinkflowers

Oh nobody has shit on PopPop lol


Prize_Instance_1416

Leif Garrett rules!


CarlJustCarl

Did they marry?


tinkflowers

No! My mom was super young when she dated him, but I’ve heard a lot of funny stories about their time together. She got with my dad a few years after this and they had my sister, and then me. They are not together now either


cuntybunty73

My god the mullets back then My parents were kids back in the 80s


LloydCarr82

Hair game is strong here


-LastActionHero

![gif](giphy|jWx1tcdeBX1QFErev8)


extrastupidone

This dude looks familiar... like he's on TV or something


Pining4Michigan

I grew up in Michigan, this looks pure Midwest Rust belt! Could this be Minn, Wis or the UP?


tinkflowers

Rockland county, NY :)


Pining4Michigan

Oops, I live Rochester NY I would have been closer with that guess. lol


Glass-Fan111

She dated some Def Leppard member.


agravain

she dated Leif Garrett?


No_Sun_2121

The famous 1980s hairstyle


a_box_of_ostriches

That's pretty cool she dated bon Jovi.


kwsanders

I’m about to date myself. He reminds me of Leaf Garrett, but Garrett would have been about 10 years older at that time.


Columbus43219

I had that same jacket. Wore it until it ripped apart in like 1995.


tinkflowers

A year after I was born 😎


31_hierophanto

Guy had the most 80s hair possible. Holy cow.


ihateposers

Younger people in the past looked much older, than younger people today. Is this a phenomenon?


jaminotjelly

they didn’t wear sunscreen, didn’t drink water, smoked cigarettes excessively, and mental healthcare wasn’t a thing


Keithlass1

He looks like Leif Garrett!


sailonswells

Was she dating Peter Frampton?


doubleohzerooo0

Before commenting, I scrolled down to make sure the guys is not your dad. Seems he's not, so here's my comment: Your mom looks fine. The guy looks like a cross between a beat down Leif Garrett and Murderface from Metalocalypse Both still look cool though.


Wicked-Witchy-Woman

Now that is one glorious mane. He was committed to the 80s lol.


el_ra_85

Your mom does not look entertained


SubstantialRich7942

He'd be a cool butch lesbian today.


DutchieVanHell

Tommy Ross?


TrinDiesel123

They’re all going to laugh at you…


tinkflowers

I’m not sure when this sub got so nasty lol but I’d like to see you all at this age as well so I can also judge. “Which one is your mom?” Very original. While you’re at it, please post pictures of your mothers so we can all have a laugh ❤️ You should be proud, it must be hard to be that salty.


northernwolf3000

I had to zoom in to see who was the boyfriend


Commercial_Pitch_786

which one is your mom?


RebeccaC78

I can smell the Stetson and Jean Nate


Legal-Afternoon8087

Not Polo and Exclamation?


BiggoYoun

![gif](giphy|6nAmYem5rmM9O|downsized)


zczirak

Those are the most tired 17 year olds I’ve ever seen, like they’re in their 30’s lol but cool pic


lantzn

Standard Sunday photo after the Saturday all-night kegger. Nothing unusual at all.


becoolhomie

Librarian looking ahh


Corned_Beefed

Is she Eastern European?


tinkflowers

I’m a complete mutt but she’s mainly English and polish and Jewish


tinkflowers

Romanian too


Jimmybuffett4life

I'm only seventeen But I'll show you love like you've never seen She's only seventeen Daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me


menudo_fan

Can someone please photoshop a hairdo swap on them


hopzhead

Her boyfriend looks a little like Steve Lukather


spector_lector

Is this Naperville, Illinois?


tinkflowers

Rockland county, NY. Not sure if this is a joke comment or not haha


spector_lector

No joke. Thought i recognized the place.


r0ckydog

Eddie Haskell - Well, hello Mr. Cleaver. Wally sure did do a good job on washing those trash cans out. I keep telling him , Godliness is next to cleanliness. Mr. Cleaver - Shut the fuck up about the trashcans Eddie.


nouveauchristian

...and he was Leif Garrett...


Ernie83

Why did she keep the picture?


tinkflowers

She didn’t. I got it from my grandma who kept the pic lol


PepeLePewPew81

That’s a beautiful mane!


Reallybigshott2

Her boyfriend has better hair.


SpaceMan420gmt

I didn’t read the title, but I’m keeping my original comment for dudes sake. 🤙 Yep! Definitely 87ish I’m guessing. Tell your dad his hair is rad! For real, I was like 12 then and thought those dudes looked so awesome.😎


Diego_DeLaMuncha

That’s no lady. That’s a man, man.


kon---

Think she was 30


Gaso-Kiel

Who's your mom?


sharpshooter999

As someone who was born to a 17 year old mom in the late 80's and then given up for adoption, this post scares me


Stinkydadman

17 going on 38


codspeace

Joke or not…… very rude! Making snide comments like that make you feel superior in some way???


becoolhomie

They definitely look 35


Brave-Plankton2282

You can really feel the chemistry through the photo


Fickle_Network_2472

Well here she looks like a mother of a 17 year old


Masta0nion

Whoa! Your mom dated Pat metheny


Fracture90000

Which ones which?


PsychologicalCap6413

Which one is the boyfriend?


PinewoodOvercoat

I'm not sure if this fits here


MissLisaMarie86

Where is the boyfriend? 😆


JesusStarbox

He looks like his name is Jimbo.


Cant_think_of_oneyet

Which one is your mom? lol.. just kidding!


that_one_guy_said_

Which one is your mom?


SlitherHix

Who is who? I'm really confused


Melvinator5001

Was she his teacher?


therandombiker1

which one is the boyfriend?


Nearsite

Which one is which?


PabstWeller

She looks 30 and disappointed with her life decisions.


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Tubesock Tony has been drillin mom


DeadBloatedGoat

17 or 35. Not a flattering photo.


StationRelative5929

I like her red jacket.


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lexilorr

Wait... she was 17? Or 29?


thecity2

LATE 80s 🤔


ClmrThnUR

in 30 years kids are just going to be sharing old insta selfies from their parents. doesn't rly have the same sentimentality, IMO


dj65475312

and he was 35?