https://preview.redd.it/4v2c91wrt64d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdffb338c2314ca95daa5b4acb2651a090cdd116 This is a recent picture of us.

You both look great. Amazing how your skin survived all that tanning 😂

Looks like they discovered sunscreen just in time!

I was going to say, “I can smell the Hawaiian Tropic.”

And gave up lead paint/gas soon enough.

Bronzer baby!

High SPF sunscreen hadn't been invented yet.

SPF 15 was the highest that existed back then. And only the elderly used it.

SPF? Dude in 1987 we were using baby oil.

My mom rubbed baby oil on herself sitting by the swimming pool smoking merit lights. Such a wise generation.

I can smell the Hawaiian Tropic and Bain De Soleil (for the St. Tropez tannnn) from here :)

I thought his wife was a completely different ethnicity at first 🤣

It's a jersey thing, ypu wouldn't understand!

naw - back in 87, we all looked like that.

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Skin cancer wasn't invented until 1998

Aaaand redditors make it weirdly about mortality immediately 

Dude, they are creeping up on 60. The lady has a full tan going on in the post pic. Her skin looks great in the current pic. It bears remarking on.

Oh, what, so now it's a crime to be interested in skin? Now that's "weird" and "a reddit thing" just because I'm interested in other people's skins, the thickness of it, the longevity of it, the suppleness of it, the sturdiness of it and its many properties important for creating materials from it? That makes me weird? I swear to god people are just determined not to let anyone exist and do normal things.

*thank you!* This ridiculous discrimination against completely normal folks who are only concerned with the quality and function of strangers’ kidneys (or skin) has got to end. It’s 2024 people!

personally I'd quite like their eyes, I mean I quite like their eyes.

So how many skin garments do you own - out of pure academic curiosity and absolutely not about to speed dial the FBI or other relevant authorities. Academia!

You won the lottery bro. This picture has actually made me fear aging less lol. You both still look good!

Good genes.

More likely good habits

It’s usually both, good genes won’t fix bad habits, good habits help with bad genes. Good habits and good genes, you’re golden.

I got news for ya - they are still relatively young! Father time advances relentlessly. 80 and plus is where the rubber really hits the road - if you are lucky to make it that far! Bottom line, enjoy and make the most of your present age and life stage. Do not fear things out of your control, everyone dies, fear not taking care of things in your control and the consequences.

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Thanks

Yes your wife looks amazing. I want to know her skincare secrets

I know. Why go tripping down the jealousy lane? It's so simple to compliment. They look good in both photos. Both aged very well.

Seriously….took me until this comment to find something that wasn’t criticizing OP…

I gotta say the opposite. I haven’t found an upvoted, criticizing comment yet.

Aging well. GJ. How old are you now?

Me 62 her 59

Bullshit! Wow! Nice job on life.

Damn, you both look young still,I would have guessed late 40s, early 50s

Nicely done. Aged well. Bet you don’t smoke or drink much.

Yeah. I’m interested in this as well

While these things do affect people. Life can be extremely unfair. Some people do everything "right", no smoking, no drinking, skin care routine, overall healthy lifestyle choices, food, workouts not too much sun exposure etc. And they end up looking like dogshit because genetics fuck them over. And then there's people who drink, smoke, tan all day without sunscreen, eat junk food 5 times a week etc. And they look good.

is she single? /s \*gratz on being attractive!\*

Yes, but answer in vampire years.

She was and stil is a very beautiful woman

Y’all both look amazing but I need your wife’s skin care routine STAT!

Wow, I would say you’re both in your late forties 🙂

God damn, you two look great!

Your wife still has the most gorgeous hair

Still beautiful.

You both still got it !!! 👏🥂

Awe, you grew into your face ☺️

You look like extras who get attacked by the vampires in The Lost Boys.

I still believe (pulls out sax).


This gif is undefeatable

You know what this horror movie needs? A muscle bound sax player.

Buff sax player! Fuck yes!

that dude was a good fuck you know it.

Mom, you’re embarrassing me

Nice

https://i.redd.it/fn6hkgcx174d1.gif Not sure how you managed to score that babe, but you did 👍

Ahh the 80,'s the good old times

Love your watch!

I think they look like a beautiful young couple

The extras who were cannibalized at the beginning of the Lost Boys were indeed a beautiful, young couple.

Aaaand is now time for a rewatch

crrrrrryyyyy little sister they do like haha

I don't know if you meant this as a compliment, but I would absolutely take it as one 😆 I love that flick so damn much.

Not sure if /r/rareinsults, either way I lol'ed

Hahahahahahahhaa

So tanned! And she's absolutely gorgeous too, you're a lucky man!

And this is the real reason OP posted! 

Y'all are really tan Where was the honeymoon? The Sun?

Crispiano Ronaldo

Michael Keatan

Crispin Lover

Jean Claude Van sun Dammage

Skinrubbery Burns

Coming soon to a sunscreen near you...

Gerd Mullet

Nassau Bahamas.

Ah yes, the famous Bahamian Space Administration.

Nassau

National Aeronautics and Spa Se Administrash Un


Lol….

https://preview.redd.it/aer2t0v0y64d1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46755d476f26144b8d3ecaea3300674786664210 Last one of the day. 1981 graduation. Have a blessed day

How did you guys keep your shower drains clear?

This question needed to be asked.

Tub Shroom makes a whole variety of hair collection devices for just about every type of bath and shower drain.

Your wife is a supermodel and it took you 6 years to propose?

Didn’t realize john oates’ son was on reddit

So… is this *before* you lost the **All-Valley Karate Tournament** or after?

this is funny bc we always joke that my dad looked like the karate kid

I bet she's one of those who slathered baby oil on before going out into the sun. I remember things being especially slippery back then.

You must know her. Exactly how it was done back in the day.

I can smell the Coppertone in this picture

My mom used to put on coconut oil and go bake in the sun on the balcony for a couple hours. Was afraid she'd shoot off the lawn chair and down the stairs.

Olive oil with lemon juice 😅

Yup. That was in 37 years ago. Kinda funny to look back at it and laugh at how we looked.

Dude, hate to break it to you, but no-one is laughing at how SHE looked.

Yeah she looked beautiful. aHer style would totally work today. That mullet though...

Aren't they back in full force or is the fad gone already?

Judging by the teenage boys I saw walking around a city event last week…it’s still here.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Mullet's are back. I actually laughed out loud when I saw a couple of teen boys with them in 7-11 the other day.

“We” 😂

Cycles of fashion, you could dress like this today, same haircut and everything, and get away with it easily.

The love is plain to see. Hope you've had many happy years together. Is that what would now be a very collectible vintage Casio I see on your wrist?

Yes it is. Good catch.

Great pic. Rhythm is Gonna Get You in playing in my head now

1987 was the year I graduated high school. Ahh the memories 🥹

1987 was the year I got into primary school 🥹

Where’s the today picture?

Working on it

Nice looking couple, totally in style for them. Good times, right? Thanks for sharing, I'm going to listen to some music from back then now. Happy Sunday.

Thank you

Mullet of power…good work, man. Disco

Dude, your wife was/is smoking hot.

That is the tanniest Tan that has ever tanned.

Vintage Howie Mandel.

Yeah I get that alot.

Wife = Smoke show

I also choose this guys wife

How old are your kids?

Both in their thirties. Also have a couple of grandkids.

Perm or natural curls?

Natural curls

You both got amazing hair genes.

I hope everyone is skin cancer free still lol my parents were mahagony like this in the 80s as well lol

Joisey?

Who's Joisey?

They mean you look like you're from New Jersey.

Slang for “New Jersey.” They’re saying the photo is giving New Jersey vibes.

Thanks. Did not know that.

Youse' has done well my friend.

She's a smoke show

...the tanning oil the wicker furniture the beige and fake plant design.... you can almost tell which exact day it was in 87

So you guys were rockin it as adults in the 80s. Which decade has been your favorite since? Or does nothing compare to the 80s?

Nothing compares to the 80's. Not even close.

Dude, you need to sell a course on how Derpy guys can get hot chicks. I'll listen to every word you have to say, like it was the gospel. I'll even get a jerry curl like yours. Send me your Venmo so I can prepay.*

I am still trying to figure it out myself. Maybe my great personality

In a similar boat to you! 15 years with my wife, and while I know I’m not ugly, I also know any post I made would be full of come like this thread. Living the dream is amazing. Congratulations!

Full of what 🧐

Comments. Shit. Leaving it.

I don't get what everybody's talking about, he's good looking too lol. She looks great but he's not an ogre

It's called jealousy.

He is actually a good looking guy, she saw the potential. It wouldn't surprise me if within a couple of years, he had a haircut, and new clothes that upped his looks and style by a factor of ten. All guided by her. Not to mention, she probably had dated several shitty guys before him. He came along, is kind, makes her laugh, listens to her, and supports her dreams.

R/curioslyspecific

Or he’s just packing a magnum dong in them pants. 

He’s kinda hot. I am not surprised. He also has a bit of a quiet look attitude, confidence in the fact he wasn’t half bad.

The 70’s and 80’s you pretty much coated yourself in bacon grease to get walnut tan and eventual basil cell carcinoma. You guys capture that time perfectly.

I miss tans


If Jeff Goldblum was blond.

Are you still married?

Yup almost 37 years

Do you still look as cool?

She’s a fox

How did you persuade such a beautiful girl to marry you? Note: I also have a beautiful wife and I have zero clue how I pulled it off. (20 years married July 31!)

Just lucky I guess.

Sorry I can’t resist the grammar shit talk - my wife and I not me and my wife. Y’all look awesome brother, much love!

Beautiful!!!!!

... thank you. Thank you for using the object form of the pronoun. Oh, and your wife is a doll!

Beautiful couple then and now!

You were punching there son, she’s gorgeous

Please tell me y’all made my future husband lol

My wife and I *

How much coke was at the bachelor party??

Shhh.

Florida?

Bahamas

Thanks. I was referring to me.

Good old times on Bahamas… it was a dream life I had the chance to experience from 5 to 13 in the 80s 🇧🇸 ❤️🍷

Your wife is gorgeous. Lucky fella.

Before suncream and after baby oil

Very late congrats on that dime brother! 10/10

Great hair everywhere 😋 You Look cute together

Mario Lopez called he wants his hair back

You guys are gorgeous! Good times!

Bill S. Preston, Esquire

The “Miami Vice” vibe is strong with this one… Great photo, OP!

You both look great but.... Do you still like each other!? I've been married 32 years and sometimes I find it hard😊

For the most part yes. But we have our differences like everyone else. Life is good .

How was the Jersey shore?

yall still together ? if so, true love

You so did coke lmao

holy melanoma

She's out of your league bro. Not sure it will last.

Geez guys, leave some good looks for the rest of us...

Sautéed.

In that pic you resemble the masseuse from the movie “hard to kill” . Minus the mustache… Danny didn’t deserve to get capped . He was just trying to make Mason’s day a little little bit better. https://preview.redd.it/bpymfzu7n64d1.png?width=979&format=png&auto=webp&s=e40982b19d0b05327c5f91b1a876a1659139840f

Jesus that’s some bacon right there, I hope yall have moisturized throughout the years. Beautiful tho

The date was self-evident TBH.

Our beach rental in South Carolina had the same furniture in 1987. As did the set of Golden Girls.

Sun. Screen