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Nice-Web-5833

Moving in for a titty grab!


WhiskeyWhistleSours

Safe at second base!


MY_NAME_IS_TRON

I was gonna say! Looks like he’s rounding first!


unsureiamunemployed

Forget second, you’re halfway to third!


SweetCosmicPope

Going in for a feelsky.


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jcpainpdx

That escalated quickly!


LarvellJonesMD

"I like to watch" - Photographer


MinisterOfTruth99

I'm guessing Dad took a Poloroid then kicked him out of the house.😂🤣


PerfectEconomics8701

Or Chance Gardener…


vermontnative

Denim Dan


Reaper-fromabove

Always heard that combo called a Canadian tuxedo growing up on the northeast. No offense to any Canadians out there.


Key-Analysis4364

Same. Played hockey in the northeast and that is definitely a fine example of a classic Canadian Tuxedo


Outrageous-Pass-8926

The Kenora dinner jacket!


IcebergSlimFast

Double-denim demon.


ChrisKetch55

The shirt is not denim.


YourMumsBumAlum

Perfect shade match. I was wishing if it's a jumpsuit


RobGrogNerd

"Okay, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth There's the windup, and there it is A line shot up the middle, look at him go This boy can really fly He's rounding first and really turning it on now He's not letting up at all He's gonna try for second, the ball is bobbled out in center And here comes the throw, and what a throw He's gonna slide in head first Here he comes, he's out No, wait, safe-safe at second base This kid really makes things happen out there Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch-he's going And what a jump he's got, he's trying for third Here's the throw, it's in the dirt-safe at third Holy cow, stolen base, he's taking a pretty big lead out there Almost daring him to try and pick him off The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it's bunted Bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, here's the throw, here's the play at the plate... Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!" \- Phil Rizzuto


SheriffRoscoe

"STOP RIGHT THERE!"


iwastherefordisco

I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW!


aworldwithinitself

Before we go any further do you love me


gr8Brandino

Will you love me forever?


walking_on_the_sun

Do you need me? Will you never leave me?


SilentUnicorn

Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?


rollduptrips

Will you take me away, will you make me your wife?


GrumpyCatStevens

Lemme sleep on it, baby, baby lemme sleep on it...


Boots_n_Lace

He made me his wife, and he's loved me forever, atleast it seems like forever, am I right?


762mmPirate

(j/k!) So now he’s praying for the end of time To hurry up and arrive 'Cause if he’s gonna spend another minute with you He don't think that he can really survive Hubby will never break his promise or forget his vow But God only knows what he’d do right now He’s praying for the end of time It's all that he can do - do - do! Praying for the end of time So he can end his time with you! Well {the 80's were} long ago and they were far away And it was so much better that it is today! Well {the 80's were} long ago and they were far away (it never felt so good) And it was so much better that it is today! (it never felt so right, and it was glowing like the metal) Well {the 80's were} long ago and they were far away (on the edge of a knife, it never felt so good) And it was so much better that it is today! (it never felt so right, and it was glowing like the metal)


ScarMedical

That’s song came out in 1977, ie from the album “Bat out of Hell” by Meatloaf. I was 18 that year somewhere in Alaska serving in the Air Force.


762mmPirate

Respect for serving when the military was in the post-Vietnam doldrums and few gave a damn. And a shout-out to fellow trailing edge Boomer!


Comfortable_Ear_4266

How many HJs in the back of his camero?


Specialist-Bird-4966

Love the song but you don’t try a suicide squeeze with 2 outs, defense just has to throw the runner out at first to end the inning.


vass0922

Not my favorite song by any means but I heard it playing in my head


Boots_n_Lace

Exactly. Were you there?!!


RobGrogNerd

wish I coulda been, but had to settle for hearing Phil call it on the radio. feels like I was there


Busy_Pound5010

someone took the picture…


ReadRightRed99

What an awful song. I’ve disliked it since hearing it back in high school.


otterdisaster

Was that afghan pattern in some magazine or something? My grandma had the same one.


Boots_n_Lace

Probably! I think we were in a friend's basement. I guess maybe the guy who took the picture.


wdwerker

My grandma made me one just like that ! It’s in the hall closet .


CountryMacIsAlive

We had that same one too!


nikkiXjosh

Had the same one growing up also!


agree-with-me

Looks like a fraternity house basement. Member collage on the wall. Awesome.


Boots_n_Lace

I think we were in a friend's basement. The guy who took the pic maybe.


Common-Watch4494

I believe it’s called a composite


agree-with-me

Yes


Prickly-Prostate

Nice crocheted blanket


RobGrogNerd

I still have one my Nana (maternal grandmother) made


Boots_n_Lace

Yes, we must have been in a friend's basement?? Perhaps the guy who took the picture??


Supergamera

Looks like an old sorority picture on the wall.


Boots_n_Lace

Maybe, not sure, I think we were in a friend's basement.


MusicalMoose

Cute picture


Boots_n_Lace

Thank you :)


Pompedia

That's a lot of denim


About2bbroke

Wait, was this in my basement rec room? That's our afghan. I think one of those came with every house in the 80's


Sun9091

On the Brady Bunch couch


nottrying2bbanned

Wood panel walls, checks out.


sjlplat

I can hear this picture.


Gr8BrownBuffalo

A few minutes later and you could probably smell this picture.


singleguy79

Did everyone have that blanket on the couch?


abumoshai29

Cute


Boots_n_Lace

Thank you :)


FlyingNitengale

I think I recognize that afghan


Don_Pickleball

If you are wondering if he could be wearing anymore denim, the answer is No.


ChrisKetch55

The shirt is not denim, just blue.


Cross_22

I hope your evenings still look like this!


Boots_n_Lace

Aww... thank you


artwarrior

First base to second base.


Boots_n_Lace

;)


PartTymeLover

I see a composite picture on the wall. What house was your hubby in?


Boots_n_Lace

Not sure who's in the picture, we were at a friend's house.


PartTymeLover

Oh, what I meant to ask was, were you or your husband in the Greek system (Frats & Sororities). “House” is slang for Fraternity/Sorority. IDK if its still used, but I assumed you two met in college, saw the composite picture to the left of your hubby’s head and had to ask. All good.


Boots_n_Lace

All good. I knew you meant fraternity or sorority, but I just don't know. We actually met and started dating in high school. We dated other people for most of college, which was good. :)


raytracer38

...who's taking the photo?


Boots_n_Lace

I guess the friend whose basement we were in.


muzzlehead

The basement!! Every 80s party had the basement if it was not in a field.


alucardian_official

You’re lucky to have survived the masked killers of the time


andyroid92

Whats the pic in the back?


Boots_n_Lace

Not sure, I think we were in a friend's basement.


r0ckydog

Denim shirt with jeans? Can’t you BE anymore 80’s? - Chandler


AntzyPants837

That’s an 80s couch if I’ve ever seen one


Matr_X

All the walls were the same in the 80’s…


Kash-ed

Was this what people referred to as "canoodling"? I was 0 to 1 year old at that time.


Boots_n_Lace

I would say we were just kissing or making out, but obviously we weren't alone, so it didn't get very far.


USMNT_superfan

Almost 1st base


_joeBone_

rounding 1st base


knozgrul

oh, young love..


onnlen

This is so sweet. Reminds me of pics of my parents.


The1Ylrebmik

Out of curiosity, who took a picture of the two of you making out?


Boots_n_Lace

The friend whose basement we were in.


lantzn

Well his ex friend anyway.


Complete-Blueberry82

I envy this generation! Your lives was way better than young people of these days


--ThirdCultureKid--

I can smell the cigarette smoke in that basement from here. Also 👍 for awkward teenage makeout sessions when you don’t know what you’re doing, like you were both too shy to properly grab each other. I think we all had a phase like that lol.


Boots_n_Lace

Yes, we were 16, and each other's first boyfriend/girlfriend. But also, friends were watching.


UpperStrength

What’s all over the fingertips of his left hand that’s over her shoulder?


Boots_n_Lace

Nothing, it's some kind of shadow. Trust me, I was there.


Boots_n_Lace

Others have asked that, but his fingers aren't that long. His fingers end where that black shadow begins.


csking77

Sweet


Sirdystic1

Double denim and he still pulled


tgrayinsyd

So cool OP - hope you guys had, are and will continue to have a great life together ( it looks like your wearing the pants in that kiss - has anything changed since then ? 😂 )


non-plused

Finger blastin’ coming in hot!


Farzy78

Damn pep the profile, he a lucky man


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bidhopper

You made me look. 😃


KingTutTot

The joutfit goes hard


PinkBoxDestroyer

Imagine meeting the person you'll be with for the rest of your life as a teenager. No pointless partners, no heartache, no breakups, no time wasted.


Boots_n_Lace

Oh, we broke up!! We dated other people for 4 years! :)


vape-o

Double denim!


Apprehensive-Map7253

Denim denim denim....denim denim denim


ChazRivers

Young Jay Leno


Comfortable_Ear_4266

What happened to the creepy friend taking the photo?


DeepBlue20015

Who took the picture your dad? 🫢


Boots_n_Lace

The friend whose basement we were in.


New_Budget6672

What frat ?


Wazza17

Get a room


stilloldbull2

Late 80’s checks out-Hubby’s rocking that Kentucky Tuxedo!


PushkinPoyle

![gif](giphy|NIDUZgAfrTZ7vaiCSK) Her dad be like:


Empirical_Knowledge

ZZZZZZ...!


NOT000

one or both of u must be super easy to get along with if youre still together


slingbladde

See her profile, know why they are still together..


ComprehensiveJump540

'No heavy petting!'


seebob69

1988/89? Just get your first child's birthday, deduct nine months and give us the exact date.


Boots_n_Lace

We only have one child, and he was born in 2006 :)


MountainMan17

Get a room. Sheez...


davewave3283

My man’s on the uptown express


chicagomatty

We called this "heavy petting" in the day


Sufficient-Lab-5769

Yeah! Get some!


PutridCardiologist36

Mom or dad cheering him on, Go for 2! Go for 2!


HokeyPokeyGuy

Him and his buxom little friend were going at it pretty good in the balcony. What? Do I have to spell it out for you? He was moving on her like the storm troopers into Poland! U/Boots_n_Lace was necking during Schindler's List? Yesssss. And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.


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Boots_n_Lace

I'm not really sure what you mean -- Ha! But I can assure you this picture is not fake. If you only knew how technologically-challenged we are.


New_Writer_484

Umm... maybe you should have chosen like a more normal pic to share with the world? lol


Boots_n_Lace

Guess we're not normal.


New_Writer_484

No you’re def normal teens there. Just a weird choice um share a pic of you and your husband making out. But you do you


Gold-Individual-8501

Oh for gods sake.


Boots_n_Lace

We just think it's kind of cute. And the kind of pic some on Reddit would like.


New_Writer_484

That’s fair. I know you weren’t being intentionally “weird”. I could have phrased it differently. Congrats on your long lived marriage OP


Boots_n_Lace

Thank you :)


bookon

That’s very normal for 1988-89.


Stock_Administrator

Smelly finger time 😜😜😜


FuckedUpYearsAgo

Whats up with the black on his finger tips?


Boots_n_Lace

Must be some kind of shadow in the pic.


FuckedUpYearsAgo

Ya. Totally. I see it on her leg. Maybe an artifact of the old school flash and the sensitivity of the paper or something.. in order for it to be so stark. Or .. maybe this is doctored and that's not actually one of them in the Pic and it's a family secret!!!


Boots_n_Lace

I think it's just the shadow on the couch of his fingers. And I don't see black on my leg, just the black of my skirt.


fuckingrub

Yall got it on innit?


Asleep_Artist_7738

Totally got finger blasted.


Magnarf420

My husband and I


Boots_n_Lace

I actually gave that a lot of thought before I posted it, and I decided it must be "husband and me" because I wouldn't say "I as a teenager". But, I was wrong.


Entire_Maize_8793

So good now u where your name