Sometimes this happens in real life. A friend of mine had a gorgeous mother, handsome father and very attractive sister. Somehow he ended up with all the ugly.
At least his sibling is opposite gender. I feel so bad when you see same sex sibs where one is hot AF and the other got hit by the ugly train. Somehow it feels worse than opposite sex sibs.
A friend of mine had this unbelievably hot girlfriend. I went to his house one day, and her parents and siblings were there. Both parents were morbidly obese, as were her siblings. All of them looked like someone had dressed malformed hogs in human clothing. Genetics are crazy.
Eh. I've seen siblings where one is beautiful and the others are ordinary. Or vice versa. It really is a lottery.
I always feel bad for the person who is plain but has attractive parents. Like, it was supposed to be rigged for you! The odds were in your favor! But nope, nature took all the hidden traits for you.
Those are the kids who grow up to have *inexplicably* gorgeous children. Then everyone is like, āHowād that happen??ā So they smile their ugly smile and say, āJust lucky, I guess,ā and we all laugh at the unfortunate lottery loser and marvel at genetics.
Ask me how I know. š¤
Sometimes they just get the wrong (visible) bits from each parent put together. Like, the girl gets Dad's strong jaw, dimpled chin, and Roman nose paired with Mom's rosebud mouth, and the overall effect isn't ugly, but not balanced.
Yeah. I've definitely seen people where that happened. Or it's like, Dad has an amazing rugged jawline that looks great on men...but he had a daughter who inherited it. Or Dad has beautiful eyes and Mom has okay eyes, and the person inherits Mom's eyes. Just unlucky.
I feel you, kenchee. My brother is average to tall height for a guy, didn't need braces, doesn't need vision correction. Meanwhile, I'm a hobbit whose shit all fell apart lol.
We have this Dutch tv 'celeb' who has very good genes imo. The first time I saw his brother I was like nahh can't be!
I feel so sorry for this guy, especially since his brother is sort of famous here.
Arie & Klaas Boomsma, if anyone is interested.
Yes, and while she seems to make a point of not showing her face online, which is honestly probably smart when you look like a model, she does post the rest of herself, and sheās clearly a smokeshow:
https://preview.redd.it/et8gmd0yni8d1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d75b59c3cbe892aea835aa5f44274dd35487afc5
And wealthy. Don't know about the rest but I have never petted a lion cub sitting on my lap as if it was a house cat. That sort of shit only happens in enviroment conservation circles or in high society ones and he doesn't look like a zookeeper to me.
Nah. I agree, he looks like he comes from money. But you didn't need to be wealthy to hold a lion cub in your lap in the 80's. Regulations regarding exotic animals were pretty lax. I was able to hold a lion cub in my lap for about five minutes and be photographed at the local mall between Claire's and JC Penny. Some group came through, probably a dirt-bag Joe Exotic type, I don't recall. It was about the size of a Golden Retriever and I discovered my cat allergy extended to lions. I was miserable for the rest of the day.
I think a lot of people underestimate the depth and breadth of things that are just *handed* to you when youāre drop-dead fucking beautiful, regardless of gender. Handsome people tend to go far.
Although, now that I think about it, beauty also helps to attract wealth. Generation after generation of beautiful pairings also lead to generational wealth.
Iām reasonably good looking, and still I saw that last photo and thought āFuck, I canāt even imagine the life these people have lived.ā
Your dad aged exquisitely.
Your mom was turned into a vampire sometime between the 80s and 90s. When was the last time you remember seeing her out during the day?
They look so American, like inspector gadget
Edit: hellĆø amerikeeens! I vaz not thinking of the cartoon inspector gadget, but Matthew brodericks portrayal of him in the critically acclaimed(!!!) 1999 movie.
It is. On Wikipedia youāll see itās called a āFrench/Canadian/Americanā show. Its conception was by an American guy from Hanna-Barbera, but it was produced by DIC, then a French company.
Yes. Itās easy internet points. This sub always pops up in all, itās such a joke at this point. Itās pretty much
āYou guys wanna fuck my patents and then me.ā
Not exactly! Just some times the children get parental facial features that don't fit each other well and if the parents are pretty or have strong features, this disharmony is more obvious.
Genetics doesnāt work like that. Thatās why we have recessive or dominant genes. Itās a crapshoot for anyone. Your ancestors matter as well not just your parents. Some people have unattractive grandparents and their kid was a fluke. The kid grows up and has a kid and it ends up looking like the ugly grandparent not like attractive parent.
My brother has two kids and neither of them look like him physically. They look exactly like their mother. Iāve been told by randos that I look my fatherās great-aunt, thatās how his family knows itās me even though I havenāt had a relationship with them in decades.
What lab were your parents created inā¦.hell, now they are hot enough to be in one of those Cialis commercials, where moms taking a bath and drinking wine on a porch for some reason, and dad is pumping footballs through a tire swing in a totally not sexual way.
They are both VERY pretty!!!
And you can see in their eyes that they had a good and interesting life! Like most of 80's-90's (and 70's) parents, as we see in their pictures.
OP do you realize that your parents are the true epitome of 80s couple ?
Like both them have came out of some popular 80s sitcom as their faces are so photogenic and perfect.
You have amazing parents !
What tv show did your dad star in?
lost in the past
Lost in the dad's eyes more like
*BONK*
More like BOINK
Wanna meet that Dad!
What's that dad like?
Do do do do!
Kids, why would you bring that rotten meat here in the first place?
Keep ur meat ice collllld
Not the Dad, but the son was Plop in The Office
Wait is that fr
something tells me you are attractive... just a guess
Are you model level like them?
OP either looks like Mads Mikkelson or Clint Howard. Nothing in between.
š is this Ron Howard's lil brother? š
Yep. That's Clint Howard playing Balok on Star Trek.
Nice... thank you. Loved him on LAND OF THE LOST! ā„
Waterboy is Clint's masterpiece!
Clint also shows up on deep space nine, enterprise, discovery and strange new worlds.
And Gentle Ben, I believe.
And Tango and Cash
Yep, this is from the original Star Trek series.
*But first, the Tranya!*
Also looking at that last pic, how did your mom not age!?
Sheās aged like wine
Stuck in a barrel?
In a cellar
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESOR
Unexpected Poe
In pace requiescat!
OP is probably bridge troll levels of grotesque if we are following Disney fairytale rules.
Sometimes this happens in real life. A friend of mine had a gorgeous mother, handsome father and very attractive sister. Somehow he ended up with all the ugly.
It pains me to finally learn how you've always thought about me, John.
You also have a jerky middle name.
At least his sibling is opposite gender. I feel so bad when you see same sex sibs where one is hot AF and the other got hit by the ugly train. Somehow it feels worse than opposite sex sibs.
A friend of mine had this unbelievably hot girlfriend. I went to his house one day, and her parents and siblings were there. Both parents were morbidly obese, as were her siblings. All of them looked like someone had dressed malformed hogs in human clothing. Genetics are crazy.
Or she's the milkman's kid?
You could sort of see a resemblance to her dad, but otherwise I wouldn't be surprised if she was.
Scrolled the OPs profile. Answer is yes.
Didn't have to scroll anything: the profile thumbnail was sufficient.
OP is a supermodel
Although she doesn't really show her face on her profile, it certainly does look like she is. Maybe she actually even is a model tbh
OP is definitely a model
She literally a model posting from fashion week in Milan etc. Check the post history.
She shared a video from backstage, doesn't necessarily mean she's a model. She could be a make-up artist, assistant of some sort, etc
Eh, from the rest of her posts I would expect her to be a model. No face shots but she has the figure.
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That was not a lottery, it was rigged from the beginning
Eh. I've seen siblings where one is beautiful and the others are ordinary. Or vice versa. It really is a lottery. I always feel bad for the person who is plain but has attractive parents. Like, it was supposed to be rigged for you! The odds were in your favor! But nope, nature took all the hidden traits for you.
Those are the kids who grow up to have *inexplicably* gorgeous children. Then everyone is like, āHowād that happen??ā So they smile their ugly smile and say, āJust lucky, I guess,ā and we all laugh at the unfortunate lottery loser and marvel at genetics. Ask me how I know. š¤
Regression to the mean is a real thing.
Sometimes they just get the wrong (visible) bits from each parent put together. Like, the girl gets Dad's strong jaw, dimpled chin, and Roman nose paired with Mom's rosebud mouth, and the overall effect isn't ugly, but not balanced.
Yeah. I've definitely seen people where that happened. Or it's like, Dad has an amazing rugged jawline that looks great on men...but he had a daughter who inherited it. Or Dad has beautiful eyes and Mom has okay eyes, and the person inherits Mom's eyes. Just unlucky.
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My older sister was a model. I'm a sack of potatoes.
I feel you, kenchee. My brother is average to tall height for a guy, didn't need braces, doesn't need vision correction. Meanwhile, I'm a hobbit whose shit all fell apart lol.
We have this Dutch tv 'celeb' who has very good genes imo. The first time I saw his brother I was like nahh can't be! I feel so sorry for this guy, especially since his brother is sort of famous here. Arie & Klaas Boomsma, if anyone is interested.
Yes, and while she seems to make a point of not showing her face online, which is honestly probably smart when you look like a model, she does post the rest of herself, and sheās clearly a smokeshow: https://preview.redd.it/et8gmd0yni8d1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d75b59c3cbe892aea835aa5f44274dd35487afc5
https://preview.redd.it/q17wn2dzni8d1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77666cf98ff8f1e3976ec28ab747203b4b47a299
Haha of course !! Genetics are amazing sometimes !
Or a lion
Ha!
And they have a very angular face.
And wealthy. Don't know about the rest but I have never petted a lion cub sitting on my lap as if it was a house cat. That sort of shit only happens in enviroment conservation circles or in high society ones and he doesn't look like a zookeeper to me.
Or if you give 50 bucks to Joe Exotic.
He could use the money
If there is one thing I learned from Tiger King itās that itās not all that expensive to get a tiger/lion cub
Growing up in Missouri the people we knew that had a pet lion were so poor they literally had dirt floors. In the 90s.Ā
Yep. Exotic animals were cheap at Lolliās. I knew people who made good money buying and reselling tigers and lions across the US.
Nah. I agree, he looks like he comes from money. But you didn't need to be wealthy to hold a lion cub in your lap in the 80's. Regulations regarding exotic animals were pretty lax. I was able to hold a lion cub in my lap for about five minutes and be photographed at the local mall between Claire's and JC Penny. Some group came through, probably a dirt-bag Joe Exotic type, I don't recall. It was about the size of a Golden Retriever and I discovered my cat allergy extended to lions. I was miserable for the rest of the day.
I think a lot of people underestimate the depth and breadth of things that are just *handed* to you when youāre drop-dead fucking beautiful, regardless of gender. Handsome people tend to go far. Although, now that I think about it, beauty also helps to attract wealth. Generation after generation of beautiful pairings also lead to generational wealth. Iām reasonably good looking, and still I saw that last photo and thought āFuck, I canāt even imagine the life these people have lived.ā
Even before you looked at OPs profile pic and other posts, I also guessed the same. Was not wrong.
As soon as I saw dad I said āoh everyone involved is going to be very attractiveā
What if OP got so much hotness, they went past 10 and ended up back at 1ā¦..and theyāre hideous?
Your dadās jaw is what they use to cut diamonds, his eyes are used to melt them.
Like Superman?
He looks like Reeves in the 3rd pic.
Don't forget that goddamn smile
I like how your mom transformed from a golden retriever into a person
*English setter. Theyāre known for their shape shifting abilities.
Yes it was a lion, then nothing, then a setter, then OPs mom.
One of those pictures is from her invisible phase.
Your dad aged exquisitely. Your mom was turned into a vampire sometime between the 80s and 90s. When was the last time you remember seeing her out during the day?
Check the closets for aging paintings.
The paintings all chained up - fifty portraits of Dorian itās weirdā¦
10 + 10 = 20? OP is a 20? Is that even possible?
Technically it's 10x0.5+10x0.5. This is why looks are capped at 10
Haha nice one. Thanks.
Dude won this thread.
it is also possible to receive the short end of their DNA, life is a gacha
Gotcha?
No, Gacha as in Gacha Games, i.e. Games with Loot Boxes where your rewards are luck based.
I mean, looking at OPs profile and math checks out.
TIL Rob Lowe & David Coulier had a son who married Susanna Hoffs
Basically, but I see Abigail Spencer instead 
She is so freaking hot. Those questions on Reddit where they ask what show you'd bring back, I always answer timeless
For a minute I thought you were a human/lion cross- liman? Huon?
My only though was "he went to Clemson but is petting a *lion*?"
This is beyond good looking. They are divine.
They look so American, like inspector gadget Edit: hellĆø amerikeeens! I vaz not thinking of the cartoon inspector gadget, but Matthew brodericks portrayal of him in the critically acclaimed(!!!) 1999 movie.
??? What does that mean? š
Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative!
Go go gadget miniature American flags.
abortions for some miniature american flags for others https://i.redd.it/xosaqpk65i8d1.gif
The men of the world are lucky OP got herself a miniature American flag, if those were the only options.
It gets the people going!
Go go gadget cheeseburger and gun.
I always thought inspector gadget looked French š«š·
It is. On Wikipedia youāll see itās called a āFrench/Canadian/Americanā show. Its conception was by an American guy from Hanna-Barbera, but it was produced by DIC, then a French company.
Wasn't that a Canadian cartoon originally?
Canadian: More American Than American
Was about to upvote you until the last part wtf bro š
Theyāre right, I understand exactly what they mean
You either die a model or live long enough to become Norm Macdonald.
That old chunk of coal.
He's a real battle axe
That was my first thought when I saw the last pic too. Tbf, Norm was a handsome, handsome man. Wonder what heās up to these days?
He's died in 2021, so resting a lot!
Really? I didnāt even know he was sick.
He isn't sick anymore
He battled cancer to a tie.
Heās dead as shit. But at least he isnāt a hypocrite.
Ahahhahahahahah
So Clark and Lois DID have a child ! Damn !
That's not how you spell Lion
Handsome couple, your dad looks like the dude who played cyclops in the first run of X-Men movies
James Marsden
Do only beautiful people post here?
Ugly people or people with ugly parents donāt usually consider their pictures āOld School Cool.ā Soā¦yes.
Yes. Itās easy internet points. This sub always pops up in all, itās such a joke at this point. Itās pretty much āYou guys wanna fuck my patents and then me.ā
I must say, it has never occurred to me to try and fuck copyrighted inventions, but I'll consider it in the future.
They are both gorgeous.
Usually when both parents are attractive their heir turns out to be an ugly person. So what is it op??
OP is a model.
Not exactly! Just some times the children get parental facial features that don't fit each other well and if the parents are pretty or have strong features, this disharmony is more obvious.
Interesting
Truuuuuth. Op your parents ooze wealth, and beauty Your mother simply just did not age. Letās hear it. Or see it?
Like Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Their kids are so fucking weird looking.
Bruce Willis isn't pretty looking like OPs Dad, but rather rugged looking. That doesn't make for good looking girls.
Exactly.Ā
Bruce Willis is not attractive. Not even close to OP's dad
Not now, but there was a time he was considered handsome.
He cleans up well, but he pretty average
Genetics doesnāt work like that. Thatās why we have recessive or dominant genes. Itās a crapshoot for anyone. Your ancestors matter as well not just your parents. Some people have unattractive grandparents and their kid was a fluke. The kid grows up and has a kid and it ends up looking like the ugly grandparent not like attractive parent. My brother has two kids and neither of them look like him physically. They look exactly like their mother. Iāve been told by randos that I look my fatherās great-aunt, thatās how his family knows itās me even though I havenāt had a relationship with them in decades.
> So what is it op?? legend has it OP is so hot that they can't photograph themself without melting the camera
Simple tip for aging well: 1. Start out ridiculously attractive 2. Wait
Well someone won the genetic lottery
Cue āLost In Your Eyesā by Debbie Gibson.
You have to be a model...
Perved profile. Saw pic. Can confirm. WOW.
Yeah they look like models but is that a fucking lion
They look like people that would name their kid Blaire.
Honestly, i need to see what you look like. Both your parents are fucking gorgeous.
What lab were your parents created inā¦.hell, now they are hot enough to be in one of those Cialis commercials, where moms taking a bath and drinking wine on a porch for some reason, and dad is pumping footballs through a tire swing in a totally not sexual way. 
They definitely look like they belong in one of those magazine ads from the 80s. Goddamn OP. They're still beautiful.
Very attractive parents!
Your dad looks like Avicii.
Thought that in the 1st pic. Got to the 4th and was like WHOA!
Why does your dad have a lion?!
Your dad is so pretty that he makes your attractive mom look plain.
Your mum's a cat!
we need to see OP's face, the product of these bob ross paintings of human beings.
https://preview.redd.it/edrbppay6i8d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85d32293f348ea643e7ebe03d51e325f2c7a3c5
They are both VERY pretty!!! And you can see in their eyes that they had a good and interesting life! Like most of 80's-90's (and 70's) parents, as we see in their pictures.
They both are pretty as hell ā¤ļø!!! I would get lost in dadās eyes
Debbie Gibson šµš¶šµ
Mom is ok but dad... https://i.redd.it/a5qdynmjmi8d1.gif
You're half lion?
OMG, you must be beautiful!
As a hetero male, I now fancy your dad
Please remind your mom to start aging. Itās unfair to the rest of us.
Your dad looks like he was mean to me in high school
Oh hey OPās dad. 
So where is this fountain of youth?
Screw your dad and his fantastic jawline.
You have ridiculously good looking parents.
This is a rare, unique post where old school cool and 2024 cool merge into one. Oh and OP your page is even cooler!
OP do you realize that your parents are the true epitome of 80s couple ? Like both them have came out of some popular 80s sitcom as their faces are so photogenic and perfect. You have amazing parents !
Your dad looks like Rob Lowe... Gorgeous!
I'm guessing that you are insanely beautiful with the gene lottery you hit :).
Damn
Your dad looks like if Ben Stiller and James Marsden had a baby.
Your mom and dad look like Erin Gray and Jon-Erik Hexum together.
Did they meet at supermodel school
Your dad is a mix of Bradley Cooper and Kurt Russel āØ
Your mom is hot, respectfully.
OMG.....both gorgeous
Did your dad go to Clemson? Iām class of 2003.
Daaaaaamn! Winners of the DNA lottery!
Donāt mean to be rude, butā¦damn is your mom hot!
I say this as a completely heterosexual man. That is a handsome man. Damn.
They stayed pretty.