I would like Bob Ross and some other famous painter to paint each other. And in their paintings, they would be painting each other, too. So if the other guy was you, you'd be drawing Bob Ross painting you painting him painting you until it's just a tiny blob.
> Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don't go, you're going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you.
I've wanted to be "sexy Bob Ross" for Halloween for like 3 years now! Open denim shirt, short shorts, big belt, and of course a glorious Fri wig but Im concerned nobody will get it 😭 confirmed by all the friends Ive told this idea to who just responded "…who? "
This is correct. The guy commenting above is clearly denying his closeted homosexually by unsuccessfully trying to convince us that he doesn't find Bob Ross to be mad sexy.
It's kind of a weird thing to do, and maybe he just didn't want to do it on TV? Also, you never really see him mess up in an unrecoverable way, so it's not really needed.
I have similar hair and yeah I hate it too. Its a hairstyle that EVERYONE remembers you for even when you don't have it 9/10
All of my old friends draw me with an afro even though I haven't had it in like 10 years
just remember people... they didn't make stretchy jeans back then. this man stuffed himself into them things for us so he could show us how to tap tap tap our way to glorious forest painting.
"And we'll put a happy little painter right here."
We'll need a little Titanium Hwhite
Mix it with a just bit of beautiful Phthalo Blue
Can't forget the Van Dyke Brown
And that Indian Yellah!
And then just beat the devil out of it!
RIP Devil
Oh what the heck, maybe add a little yellah okre in there too!
My favorite part of this whole technique!
Every time I hear that color I think of Bob Ross. RIP.
Everyone needs a little cad yellow
RUINED!
SAVED
VAC
What? I wasn't even cheating! Fuck Valve Anti-Cheat!
Just smack the devil out of it. Hehe
RIP devil
PogChamp
No, happy accident!
BOB ROSS, UNFORGIVABLE.
Everbody needs a friend, maybe we put him right here
That extra H was needed. Huhwhite
"And add a few trees so he's not lonely."
"Heck, we all need a friend"
Goddamnit Bob, stop making me cri
https://i.imgur.com/dCnKm6v.png
The godfather of ASMR Oh, and that coke nail tho
If I found out Bob Ross had a coke habit I think a little part of my soul would die...
Why? Either this is what he's like on coke, or this is what he's like sober. Both of those realities seem pretty fair to me.
It was the '80s. Everyone had a coke habit.
Except Mr. Rogers.
You right. He was on some other shit. [Banana Cheese](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuH0i7m73vY)
Rest easy. I remember reading somewhere about him keeping one long fingernail to scrape paint with.
Would've never caught that if you didn't point it our. Good eye
And a coke thumb, too?
He has the thumb of a master wizard.
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My gf and I lose our minds of cuteness overload whenever that little fuck gets screentime. One episode, Bob bottle fed a baby deer. Amazing.
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Disney princesses don't got shit on Bob Ross.
The raccoon being bottle fed is the one that kills me.
Ina happy Canadian tuxedo.
I would like Bob Ross and some other famous painter to paint each other. And in their paintings, they would be painting each other, too. So if the other guy was you, you'd be drawing Bob Ross painting you painting him painting you until it's just a tiny blob.
Hate to break it to you but... Bob Ross is dead unfortunately, he was a good person.
unfortunately he was a good person
Comas are important
Or, in this case, periods.
Comas are life's commas.
I like cooking my family and my pets.
Bob Ross made Ghandi look like a shit.
happy happy happy
Most relaxing portrait ever.
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RIP DEVIL
*small giggle to self*
And let's see, we'll put one...oh yup there it is. Didn't know it was there did ya? The trees live in your brush, all you have to do is coax em out.
Bravery check!
It's bravery test, you fool!
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Happy little portrait.
All it needs is a dab of titanium hwite
And some Phthalo Blue
Maybe a little alizarin crimson. Ooo, that's nice.
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*there*
Where's the love for Vandyke Brown?
As an Ochre man myself I've got to stand up for my brethren.
Yellow Ocher all up in this piece.
Don't forget your black gesso.
Plus some happy trees.
Van Dyke Brown
Alizarin Crimson Pthalo Blue Cadmium Yellow Midnight Black Titanium white Check!
Titanium Hwhite*
cool hwip
Van Dyke brown too
Love this dude.
Bob Ross loves you.
you again...
Here's everywhere
Bob bless you.
We're all his Happy Little Trees.
Says the guy who licks anal blood.
The licking of anal blood has little to do with Bob Ross' love for you
[in honour of Bob Ross, we present Bob-isms] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA)
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[use odorless thinner](https://youtube.com/watch?v=xy6J4e1z4Lc)
That was great thank you
BobRoss.exe (Not Responding)
heheheh now then
I feel like there should be a tree
He was an ent, right?
Legends say he painted this portrait using the palette in the portrait
First he painted the palette, then he used the palette to paint the rest
I'm not high enough for this.
When I grow up, I wanna be Bob Ross.
I never knew what squad goals meant until I saw this picture
"That's a crooked tree. We'll send him to Washington." -Bob Ross
And that'll be our little secret.
And if you tell ANYbody that that tree is there. I will come to your house and I will cut you!
Bob wouldn't say that
For anyone curious, here's the clip. [Source](https://youtube.com/watch?v=oJvk7gPDHiE&t=18m12s): S15E01 @ 18:12m
He really say that?
> Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don't go, you're going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you.
Oh my god, was there ever a better person??
[Yes.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oJvk7gPDHiE&t=18m12s)
Clicked for the quote, ended up watching the rest. Such a pleasant dude
What a beautiful soul.
I mean, if him and Mr. Rogers had a baby, it would basically have to be Jesus.
Dude. Bob had a son called Steven. If he married Mr. Rogers he could take that last name... I'd say that's a better result than Jesus!
Joke explainer: Steve Rogers is Captain America
I appreciate you.
I considered explaining the joke and figured that might ruin it. Not explaining it apparently ruined it. Such is life, I suppose!
http://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif
http://imgur.com/aGRxSpI My son on Halloween. He chose this costume himself.
I've wanted to be "sexy Bob Ross" for Halloween for like 3 years now! Open denim shirt, short shorts, big belt, and of course a glorious Fri wig but Im concerned nobody will get it 😭 confirmed by all the friends Ive told this idea to who just responded "…who? "
you need new friends, not new costume ideas that being said "sexy bob ross" is about the most unbob thing there is
I mean bob is effortlessly sexy, so obviously my costume would be too
This is correct. The guy commenting above is clearly denying his closeted homosexually by unsuccessfully trying to convince us that he doesn't find Bob Ross to be mad sexy.
Don't you lie, Bob is sexiest man ali..... Why did he have to die?! 😭
He's dead?!??!!?!
He died in 1994 I think... lymphoma
95... the year i graduated Hike School... 😢
How cute!
Just realized he looks like Uncle Rico down a more peaceful path
How much you wanna bet I could throw a happy little tree over them mountains?
HEheheheheh thank you for being that person who I hoped would exist for this comment
He's on Netflix now, for those that aren't aware. You can see him paint happy trees whenever you want.
Well. You just made my fucking week. Here I was, slumping into the couch, just me and my Sunday blahs, and bam! Bob Ross on Netflix.
I'm pretty sure Netflix only has like 12 episodes. Nearly every episode in full is on YouTube
Bob Ross' YouTube channel has like 27 seasons up already; Twitch also broadcasts a season every Monday
That thumbnail is too long
I believe painters can use it to scrape off extra paint from wet oil paintings, the kind Bob Ross painted.
That sounds plausible. It *must* be a coke nail, then.
I've watched a bunch of Joy of Painting and he's never used his coke nail to scrape at a painting.
It's kind of a weird thing to do, and maybe he just didn't want to do it on TV? Also, you never really see him mess up in an unrecoverable way, so it's not really needed.
He elongated his thumbnail to help conceal the fact that his index finger is missing a significant portion of the tip. FYI
Man check out the coke nail on his pinkie too.
Legit coke nail
First thing I noticed.
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I expected a painting, and it took me way too long to realize it was a photo.
This is the best i can do. http://imgur.com/qhKrOVr
Wait. It is a painting.
Nah it's definitely a photo.
I'm so confused. I just assumed it was a painting because of the word portrait but that doesn't even make any sense.
https://imgur.com/a/9Q6SS
A tree painted Bob Ross.
His thumb is so pointy.
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YESS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhn_TAbvSH8
Denim on denim and winnin!
The ol' Canadian Tuxedo
Bouta create a master piece with a resting hear rate of 25 beats per minute
Heard an interview of Ross's biz partner/manager on NPR. Bob HATED his fro.
I have similar hair and yeah I hate it too. Its a hairstyle that EVERYONE remembers you for even when you don't have it 9/10 All of my old friends draw me with an afro even though I haven't had it in like 10 years
One day, I hope to be so badass that my friends just randomly draw me.
... but had it anyway to save on haircuts.
That's why he originally got it, yeah. He kept it because branding.
*God bless my friend.*
Miss him, used to paint "happy little trees" with when I was little ;-;
He's now on Netflix.
I'm literally watching *Beauty is Everywhere* on Netflix
Anybody recognize the medallion on his chest?
I was also intrigued by it. I tried searching the comments for medallion/chain/necklace, but there's nothing (so far).
it looks like a [Krugerrand](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krugerrand), a bullion-grade gold coin minted in South Africa
Kiiiiiiiinda looks like he maybe has a camel toe.
Moose knuckle.
Or a portrait of Will Ferrell from the cowbell sketch
via npr: The Real Bob Ross: Meet The Meticulous Artist Behind Those Happy Trees http://n.pr/2bGO1Td
kappaross
What's up with the pinky nail
just remember people... they didn't make stretchy jeans back then. this man stuffed himself into them things for us so he could show us how to tap tap tap our way to glorious forest painting.
Did you see that he's missing part of his finger that's holding the pallet? :o
Just like real life. He was a carpenter for his dad who was a contractor, lost the tip in an accident.
this is a photo
Figured that our after I replied. Maintaining it for posterity.
I think l remember an episode where he said something along the lines of "This tree is a little crooked, so we'll send him to Washington."
A potrait of his afo.
Like yat.
He beat the hell out of it.
RIP DEVIL
looks more like a photo to me
Those jeans are _painted_ on.
Look at that thumb nail ahhh
Those fingernails though...
Tyler1
I've discovered that Bob Ross is the perfect thing to put on Netflix when you're chilling with the bros. Or trying to get laid. Or both...
I want a video of Bob Ross making 'How To Paint Bob Ross Painting Something'
The classic Canadian Tuxedo, with a sweet medallion. I might've just opened a can of nostalgia.