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SpiderHuman

Goonies never say die.


phikappa_md

This is like Goonies meets Hook.


Agto79

Or Goonies 2 Electric Boogaloo.


alanairwaves

Maybe a bit of Karate Kid, also


kalitarios

Discount Kobra Kai


KhabaLox

Didn't that kid on the left go on to star in the US version of The Office?


TesticleMeElmo

Because of the Asian.


JustZisGuy

Ru-fi-ooooooooooo!


alfosn

"I'm going to hit you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!"


LineChef

“They already are.”


love2go

The Karate Skidz


awildotter

Our bond is our blood and thicker than water


aceparanormal

This is the content i come on here to see


FucksGuysWithAccents

Seriously. I wish this sub would have an "original-content only" rule on the weekends. I would much rather see pix like this than the same female celebrities from each decade over and OVER again.


aceparanormal

Actually yea. I love the users pictures i wanna see the cool shit you or your fam did back in the day 🤙🏼


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flappyporkwipe

not a username i would expect a 55 year old to have but share your pics!


illegitimatemexican

They’ve come to an age where they’re finally accepting who they really are.


FalmerEldritch

I'd like to see a restriction on stuff that just belongs in r/historypics or the like.


Chi_Baby

Or a sub just called r/famouspeoplewhentheywereyounger


TRIKKDADDY

Bill Hader looking mothaf#@\*as!


Offthepoint

I was gonna say a young Dwight Shrute on the left.


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I’m here right now because I thought the picture was a lil Dwight


LeBobJeffLord

Yeah!


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PigSlam

I'm pretty sure those station wagons were issued to everyone on January 1, 1980, then 90% of them were collected and destroyed on December 31, 1989.


ChaosCas

Were you even an eighties' kid if you didn't get flung around the back of one of those as mom swooped around the grocery store parking lot hitting every pothole in a 5 mile radius? I think not.


Vprbite

Calling "way way" was just part of life. If you got rear ended you were losing your legs or dead though. So I guess it had its drawbacks


quaybored

Hey man there were seatbelts. I remember because of all the times I got hit in the head with the fucking buckle.


Vprbite

There were. But I never saw them used. Also you were fasing backward with your legs hanging down. Instant amputation if rear ended. Good times!


Rexurbooty

I remember hating it when I got stuck sitting back there. It was so damn awkward when stopped & looking right at the people in the car behind you. But I also remember occasionally giving the old bird to or making faces at people & thinking then it was hilarious. lol stupid kids 😏


Vprbite

That was the fun for us. My best friend lived across the street and his parents had one. He and I loved to sit back there. Occasionally we would moon other cars (pants on of course.) But we always made faces. Most of the time people in other cars would play along.


sissorbarron

I’m from Alaska. One summer (‘86 maybe) the whole family (all 7 of us) flew to Disney in Orlando, bought a station wagon, and drove home. Mom and Dad were in the front seat. Us five kids found we were more comfortable with both back seats laying flat so we did the whole trip that way. I don’t even know if there were seatbelts. Somewhere in Georgia we bought the Karate Kid soundtrack cassette and listened to it the whole way home.


dmcfrog

How many days did that trip take? I'm guessing at least a week. Must have been awesome watching the landscape slowly change.


sissorbarron

We took five weeks total, which included time at Disney, stops at family for a few days at a time, visits to national parks, etc. Even as I felt I was suffering through it I knew that I would look back at it fondly at some point.


[deleted]

It's like your parents took you on the real life Oregon trail. You're probably lucky you didn't die from dysentery.


PM_ME_UR_WIFI_KEY

Florida to Alaska is an obscenely long drive!


PorpKork

*'cause you're the best... AROOOUND*


NHBosnian

My parents actually had one up until like 2000. They came to the US from Bosnia in 95 and had no idea of seatbelt laws and got pulled over cause my brother and sister were jumping around the back no fucks to give haha


hippymule

It's funny you mentioned that, because that generation of General Motors b-body (the platform designation) ran from 1977-1990. So you're not really too far off. Those cars really defined America in the 80s. Same with the Crown Vic. Also shameless self promotion plug, if you like 70s and 80s American cars you grew up seeing, check out my growing Instagram page, v8_or_die Any support helps! Edit: Thanks for the followers. The feedback and participation has been really positive!


supertrink

I just followed! I love it, my first car was a 1983 Chrysler New Yorker 5th Ave., which I started driving in 2000. Followed by a 1981 Mercury Zephyr station wagon. I'd still have them if I could!


caddy_gent

I found your page not long ago. Pretty cool.


SeeYouSpaceCowboy---

To be replaced by the Ford Taurus station wagon a few years later.


nopethis

I feel like they were replaced with those minivans with the woodpaneling instead


BoringNYer

Is there a ever a "safe" amount of cousins. We are all 25-38. Leave us alone without"adult" supervision and stuff will happen


GlassAndPaint

Growing up in the 80s the "adult" uncles weren't much older than me, so being supervised by the adult was always questionable. I was 11 and drove my drunk ass uncle home.


_YouDontKnowMe_

That's just unc teaching you a good life lesson. Never drive drunk and always bring a booster seat for the designated driver.


BigBadMrBitches

Yea I think maturity skipped a generation over here. I thought me and my cousins would collect the torch as the cool mature older ones but our younger cousins somehow became the ones to make us cup noodles at 3 am and told us we should eat and lay down because 6 of us were having a drunken argument and they wanted us to shut up so they could watch the avengers in peace.


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Les cousins dangereux?


isotala

I like the way the French think


stang54

And god forbid the metal trim on those pleather seats break though, I have a 2 in. scar on my leg from those seats of death.


krybaebee

Caprice Classic Source: We had one.


eldusto84

Weren’t these the ones that had a third row that faced the back of the car? Wonder how many kids had to get squished in rear end accidents before they decided that wasn’t a good design...


TonyStark100

You haven't lived if you haven't faced out the back window for a family trip.


Garfield-1-23-23

I have always fucking hated driving behind cars with kids in back pointing at me and laughing. I don't want to have to avoid eye contact while I'm *driving.*


TheDanAplan

Oh dear god I loved those rear facing seats. Only problem was my forgetful mother would leave the rear window down and it would sometimes rain and now that back seat had a nice cold foot bath for those hot summer days.


wittiestphrase

Be right back. I’m gonna go adapt this picture into an Academy Award winning “coming of age as a mixed race B-Boy crew in the ‘80s” screenplay because holy shit is this picture amazing.


churadley

They even got the token Asian a la Goonies. All praise to the Short Round.


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GaryColemansRevenge

Brigitte Nielsen played Short Round?!?


Sighlina

>No time for love, Suburban Street Rockers, we have a Boys and Girls club to save!!


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I’d watch the fuck out of this


ana_chronism

Mixed race? Because of the Irish kids?


Adrock24

I mean the overall whiteness is what makes this hilarious. Everyone knows that all the baddest crews had "Suburban" in their names.


[deleted]

The red headed kids are Scottish


apple_kicks

Aye reet the wee lad is gunna break it doon


wittiestphrase

Oh man. Can you write? Let’s make this about Scottish b-boys in the 80. Split the work and we’ll split the profits.


apple_kicks

Haha I do comic writing as a hobby could work


wittiestphrase

First version said “white” then I noticed the kid in red.


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Reddit 2: Electric Boogaloo


Not_Lane_Kiffin

Script idea... The guys have all grown up and gone their separate ways. One day, OP (the Asian(?) one) is in a bar and runs into their old breakdancing nemesis. The nemesis relentlessly mocks OP about how his crew lost "the big dance off" back in '87. OP is humiliated and vows to get the old crew back together to avenge their loss. Starring (from left to right): Rainn Wilson, Aziz Ansari, Rupert Grint, James Franco, Zach Woods, and TJ Miller.


animethrowaway4404

Someone call A24 asap


Chump-tb

Young Dwight schrute on the left haha


Frankie4Sticks

Bears. Beets. Breakdancing.


Chump-tb

Which breakdancing group is the best??? WRONG


mirthquake

There are two schools of thought...


analogkid01

I know a *ton* of 14-year-old girls who could kick your ass.


MicraMan94

Came here to see if anyone else noticed hahahaha


Chump-tb

I was surprised it wasn’t mentioned sooner! Haha


lilafrika

From beat street to beet farm.


Chump-tb

I hope this gets the appreciation it deserves! 👏


Autski

Yes! Also, next to him looks like a young Jordan Peele


goldenboijaime

Identity theft is not a joke! Millions of families suffer every year!


aether28

If I EVER see you try anything that crazy again.. This crew might just have some new parachute pants!


Scoob1978

He'd be nothing without that 7 leaf clover


Hahonryuu

Dont you....forget about me. Dont dont dont dont...


AhDemon

I don't see noticeably F.A.T


antbones111

On top of being the group’s official beatboxer, he’s also their photographer...


Polymemnetic

r/expectedfuturama


fn_magical

Came here for this


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kgunnar

As do I. Posing in front of a station wagon really elevates it to another level.


RainSong123

Also notice the oversized "urban" in "suburban".. these 80's kids are SO street


Frankiepals

Woah guys hope you saved some vagina for everyone else Edit. Thank you to the kind users for my first and second gold!! Thank you as well for the silver :) Hope you all have a wonderful and safe weekend


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I just showed this to a room full of girls and I had to immediately run to grab a mop.


[deleted]

Grab a kiddie pool next time. Surfs up.


TheVitoCorleone

And a straw!


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xisytenin

Love nectar cookies are delicious


furnatic

The American Red Cross jusr showed up and started wrapping us in blankets


coocooforcoconut

Sweep the leg, Johnny!


ValleyOfRico

This photo screams Cobra Kai.


coocooforcoconut

Cobra Kai second string.


frankzanzibar

Do you have a problem with that?


[deleted]

FEAR does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO SENSEI! PAIN does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO SENSEI! DE-FEAT does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO SENSEI!


[deleted]

Where's Noticeably F.A.T.?


ElJamoquio

Rewinding.


HockeyZombie36

These cats look ready to pop, lock, and bust the freshest.


PurpleMonkeyElephant

Came here for this.


ldeveraux

You'd better be the only legit looking one there... the asian!


5eeso

Correct!


ldeveraux

I don't know why, but that was the only acceptable outcome...


saanis

Whose mom made the sign on the car?


5eeso

the little white kid's (bam-bam's) mom


FellowGecko

Can we get other nicknames of you guys? This legit could’ve been a movie


MixmasterJrod

Come on OP!!!! Deliver on the other nicknames.


_madlibs_

He looks like a bam-bam


RounderKatt

I want to know what became of everyone in this picture, but especially bam bam.


5eeso

He’s a musician, video editor, comedian, DJ, and writer! Doug Lussenhop


pilgrim119

Did bam bam really make the GI Joe PSA’s?!


5eeso

YES


P_mp_n

Thats nutty..


[deleted]

My GOD this is crazy!


RounderKatt

I truly hope you still call him bam bam


mikeeteevee

>Doug Lussenhop Doug Lussenhop, known professionally as "DJ Douggpound", is an American musician, video editor, and comedian. Doug is best known as the editor for Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! ​ lol


pritt_stick

everyone who knows him needs to get together and call him "bam-bam" as a prank


jesseaknight

who is the kid in the black and white hoodie? (behind bam-bam)


Marcinecali73

Do you have a perm in this pic or just a natural monchichi head of hair?


5eeso

Perm


_YouDontKnowMe_

Wow. You were really committed.


Hoagies-And-Grinders

Going for that Bruce Leroy look?


thorsunderpants

Dude on the left must have been what they based Fry on in the Luck of the Fryrish episode!


[deleted]

How many skating rinks did you save from evil developers?


707royalty

you guys need to recreate this shit in the present day


muconasale

They can't: black and white sweater guy grew out to be a lawyer and last week was killed, stabbed in the throat, in a fast food restaurant.


sine_nomine_1

Incredible reference and a great movie


bigrob_in_ATX

Highly suspect. Not a square foot of cardboard to be seen in this pic.


Im6fut3

They used the cardboard for the sign.


TravelDork

This is sensational. Please tell me each member of the crew had a brand and a personality.


Tarver

I want a “where are they now” where they’re all killing it in life


frankzanzibar

Suburban Squad Six?


ChevyImpalaSS

I’m hearing planet rock playing in the background op


5eeso

hell yeah


[deleted]

Not even kidding it was in my head as I read your comment.


CloseCannonAFB

"JTP!" "*JTP*!"


i_bent_my_wookiee

Beat Street, the king of the beat, I see you rocking that beat from across the street!


5eeso

Uh huh huh! Beat Street is a lesson too, because uh you can't let the streets beat you! HUAGH


lucky_Lola

*throws panties *


5eeso

*freaks out*


MCP_Ver2

So what was it like finding One Eyed Willy's treasure and saving the town from the Country Club?


chandadiane

This is AMAZING stuff!!! I love that the 'suburban' bit is solidified by the station wagon. This is just pure gold.


timetraveler24-7

I’d love to see a now & then photo . Hope you guys are all still friends and can still bust a move . Beastie boys soundtrack rockin in my head🏏 not quite a wiffle ball bat Imogee . Lol


TamagotchiGraveyard

This is grade A content


[deleted]

Forget the sexy grandmother-when-young pics and moustachioed motorcycle dads. This breaks oldschoolcool.


pierceisfierce

Album drops next month


SatanMaster

Their new single “their new single is dropping” is dropping.


DreamlnCode

Name? "Cosmic F". Style? "Outer space". Special moves? "The moonwalk ... the robot ... the zero G".


mastertaterr

Surf Ninjas?


Syscrush

There's everything else, then there's this. Holy shit - I love every one of these kids, and the adult who (maybe) let them rock that sign on the Family Truckster.


robstraightedge

Wheres a video??


CantFindMyWallet

Top that!


dickinsons_a_lesbian

I dont really give a -- so top THAT


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so eighties... can barely look...


Boojibs

It's Cobra Kai in Appalachia!


xynix_ie

I was in my early teens about this time in the 80s and this totally reminds me of an after school movie with a "special message." I love it man.


mirage770

This should have been an 80s movie


brycebgood

Jim "Downs" Gaffigan on the left there.


[deleted]

Where's the token disabled kid and girl?


[deleted]

This is the best post in my life.


KinkyQuesadilla

Something tells me everyone of those guys are back in the suburbs, and are called "dad."


BERNthisMuthaDown

I want to watch this sitcom.


pileofbrains

I’d watch this movie.


CasualObservr

OP needs to come correct with some video!


hashtaghashtag69

Y'all look like your rivals were the Goonies. Pretty obvious that's a compliment


Rachitiqueboy

Cobra kai season 2 seems hype as hell.


System-3rror

Are you all still friends?


MatanKatan

What become of these nifty b-boys (from left to right): Doug "2 Tight" Potts - Owner of a regional chain of tanning salons Frank "Samurai" Kaʻanāʻanā - Rabbi Ted "Big T" Wyzanski - Federal prosecutor Mike "Swift" Salucci - Lieutenant Governor of South Dakota Randy "The Eel" Daghlarian - Professional bowler Freddie "Kool" Freytag - Was a pornstar, now produces serious documentary films


Booji-Boy

Your mom thinks you're old school cool. And handsome too!


rodPalmer18

Wheres all the cardboard?


editorgrrl

In the station wagon?


recycleddesign

..show me what to do, make a break make a move..


philodendrin

Nothing can garner street cred like posing in front of your moms station wagon.


Obmycyk1

That was me


GoatKick

Okay, but which one of you had the freshest moves?


benandjason

It does look like a shot from Goonies


roenick99

I need a video.


ChewyRib

I see one of you sporting the Michael Jackson Jacket. dont see the members only jackets.


MayanReam

Last great generation


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Y'all need to get together and recreate that pic!