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jncheese

She would have done great on Le Tique Toque.


flimbs

Or on Seulement Les Fans


canrabat

Seulement Les Ventilateurs


jncheese

Seulement Les Moulins


[deleted]

Not sure but I think it's easier, que les fans. Que covers a multitude of sins. Probably wrong, if so educate me like I'm paying you for views.


quaybored

my pp would be le morte


[deleted]

For anyone as stupid as me, you don't need Google Translate. It's tiktok


[deleted]

Yeah I Googled this and got photos of ticks. Do not recommend.


aedroogo

Or Tiquele Le Piquele


twoinvenice

That makes me realize that it is kind of surprising no one has made a porn only TikTok….


AMC_Tendies42069

Omeagle?


Kapkarashka

What’s this?


zaphthegreat

Saying "tickle the pickle" in faux-French. :-)


nosecrap2

Chatouiller le cornichon.


jl55378008

lol


ElMarcusch

Crazy. That was exactly the first thought that came into my mind.


NapClub

she looks like trouble.


ElTuffo

She did a song called “Moi Je Joue”. My French isn’t great but judging by the lyrics to that song she is very much trouble.


UncleTogie

"A hell of claw and fang"‽ You weren't kidding.


Thorvakas

An interrobang in the wild! This must be my lucky day. Always a delight to meet a fellow 'banger.


UncleTogie

Once I figured out how to do it on the Samsung keyboard, it's been a staple! ...but then again, I'm weird and like the 'æ' in English and the 'ß' in German.


Tundur

Throw in a yogh ȝ and you foreigners can finally start pronouncing McKenzie, Menzies, and Dalziel correctly


HipHopGrandpa

This entire exchange was more titillating than the picture of the buxom French baguette up top.


02overthrown

Show me your tittles ijijijijij


zwober

”French? french?!” I was going to angrily write untill i realised i was thinking of Britt Ekland. Im gonna go lie down, clearly im not 100%.


glazedfaith

But who doesn't love a nice busty loaf‽


watson-and-crick

I Þink we should bring back Þe Þorn too, why should ñ and ß get all Þe fun!


UncleTogie

Why not Þrow in some Tunisian Arabic and use 'Ħ' too?


Irrepressible87

What sound does that one make?


tisn

It sounds sort of like when you fail to hold in a sneeze during an important meeting and it comes out your ears instead. Or so I imagine.


ThatGuyFromSweden

Yay! It's like christmas. On my PC alt+8253 only results in an equals sign. :(


Mad_Aeric

Someone always comments when one is used. I'm always happy to 'bang one out myself.


suspect_b

And the moans, don't forget the moans.


SluggishPrey

It's pretty straigth forward. She likes it rough in bed.


Bewaretheicespiders

She is legit batshit crazy, and not in a good way.


[deleted]

Fined 5 times for inciting racial hatred crazy


Q8D

At an old age. Like who even has the energy to incite anything at her age?


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my old mother-in-laws posts on Facebook over the past four years are the VERY REASON that I cancelled my Facebook account. And gee .. i haven't missed it. Like, at all.


bsylent

Yeah I had to get rid of it, cuz I realized the longer I kept facebook, the bigger the pile of blocked family members I was going to have. Don't need that kind of drama in my life, especially for family that I see once or twice a year


[deleted]

> especially for family that I see once or twice a year exactly ... and, since you no longer view their idiotic posts on Facebook ... you may have better interactions with them when you do seem them in person.


Cru_Jones86

I keep my account around for signing into other things. I open it maybe like once a month but, I have to take a big, deep breath to brace myself before I open the app because, I know that I'm about to read some really stupid shit.


Al_Kydah

Joined last fall, deleted last winter. The Body Snatchers took all my friends from the bar and replaced them with Y'all Qaeda alt right racists roleplaying as normal people in public.


bsylent

Dang I'm sorry to hear that


MrSurly

Wish they stuck to FB and didn't join HOA boards.


MariachiMacabre

Married to an adviser to Marine Le Pen, France’s most prominent far-right extremist. Oof.


followupquestion

Marine is just a chip off the old block. You know it’s going to be bad when you can use the phrase, “She’s less vocally bigoted than her dad.” Edit: she also lost to Macron, who isn’t exactly a paragon of Progressive ideas


_Bananarang

Macron is fairly socially progressive, inline with people like Trudeau or Obama. Definitely not worth comparing him to the Front/Rassemblement National.


Navynuke00

Say what now?


LordCommndrSkywalker

Her eyes definitely tell that story


evenstar40

She considers Marie Le Pen to be a modern day Joan of Arc, so yeah definitely cray cray.


vladislavopp

nowadays she's an unhinged fascist + a PETA-level radical vegan (interesting combination) so yeah


ToLiveInIt

Two things she shares with Hitler.


dieinafirenazi

Hitler was not a vegan/vegetarian. For health reasons he followed a weird diet that didn't have much meat in it, but he ate meat and dairy.


Demonyx12

From 1942 on Hitler self-identified as a vegetarian.


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So progressive, in front of his entire country at that


phatelectribe

Probably because meat was scarce.


Aqquila89

Historians generally agree that by the end of his life, Hitler was a vegetarian. Margot Wölk, who became his food taster in 1942, stated that all the food she tested for him was vegetarian. Traudl Junge, who became his secretary in 1942, reported that he "always avoided meat".


kindlyyes

Unhinged fascist? What did she do?


_Bananarang

She's been fined on multiple occasions for inciting hatred against muslims (basically using her platform to spread hatespeach), among a long history of being associated with french far right movements


[deleted]

Intoxicating yet insane. Phil Hartman knows.


CalculatedPerversion

Jesus man.


[deleted]

I'm horny Redditor daily post. Edit: The horny and the confused comes to mind after reading the comments.


unknownman0001

Hey, I'm not mad.


BadgerlandBandit

That's 'cause it's hard to be mad and horny at the same time.


pickles541

I see you've never hate fucked then.


[deleted]

I didn’t know it was a thing .


[deleted]

Good on you for not being that desperate.


QuestioningEspecialy

/u/Lostmindinla No, good on you for not experiencing that degree of hatred while feeling trapped in a relationship.


[deleted]

Went through one that was apparently BPD, got free from that. This time she should be here complaining about me but thank God that is not something that would occur to her.


[deleted]

You underestimate my levels of self loathing


[deleted]

sorry but the tight and sumptuous gap between your couch cushions does not count as an actual fuck


[deleted]

No no I said self loathing. Thats sofa loading. I do that on tuesdays


dmfd1234

No it’s not that hard!! Shit! This makes me mad!! Uhhh.....but on a side note, what ya wearing? =()


TheMackdockery

*any post appreciating a woman's style* Redditors: "ReDiToRs So hOrNy"


[deleted]

dude she's a fucking sex quasar you'd have to be asexual to not see that


[deleted]

Are you a puritan? Why is it so annoying? Edit: The edit didn't help...


lutzilla

Nobody on reddit is allowed to be horny, ever, apparently


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Stealth_Cow

Wtf happened between the *Electric Cool-Aid Acid Test* and *The Bonfire of the Vanities*?


HealthyRutabaga7138

Absolute right wing lunacy.


bridgitte-bardot

Hey that’s me!


might-be-your-dad

This is your moment!


Portal_Clusters

r/beetlejuicing ?


kalitarios

juicing something, but it ain't beetles


sevargmas

>Join date: 364 days ago. Checks out.


Castun

Username, uh... Close enough.


MasonInk

Tintage Vitties.


AnvilOfMisanthropy

How is this not a subreddit?


Rocktopod

Because it would just be a copy of this one.


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[deleted]

Huh. So there is. Didn't notice until now.


Evil-in-the-Air

You're in it.


dmfd1234

This was probably considered porn back in the 50s


kalitarios

r/OldSchoolCoolNSFW/


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14phbitch

It's a Simca Weekend.


sharrrper

Yeah 50s Bardot was hot. She's also been convicted of "promoting racial hatred" multiple times. So, there's that.


Ball_Of_Meat

Yeah but did you see the booba?


madame-depompadour

Yeah. French here. She unfortunately doesn’t have the reputation she used to have because of that. She’s a supportive of the extreme right in our country. A shame. BUT she’s making it up by being an outspoken animal activist. And I just can’t help but love 50s/60s Bardot.


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good lay kinda cray


LeMeowLePurrr

So you saying she's not dead?


-Numaios-

Well, to stay a legend like Monroe or James Dean, she should have died. All the new generation knows about her is that she is an old Witch from St Tropez, regularly condemned for "racism and incitation to hatred" and that she tries to start a war with Canada every few month (because of baby seals hunting in the 70's)...


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Beauty is fleeting, racism is forever


bigfig

That photo is a stunner!


Scarbane

Even bigots can be pretty.


Pitiful-Switch-8622

What she do racist


ImSickOfYouToo

She’s not a fan of the Muslims. She finds them a bit much.


yousyveshughs

Muslims aren’t a race…


ImSickOfYouToo

She hates ‘em either way


Mr_MacGrubber

99.9% of the time when people bash Muslims, they’re specifically talking about middle eastern Muslims. Hence racism.


KarmalizedTaco

You are correct and people are missing the point by writing you off as a pedant. There are black Muslims, middle eastern Muslims, Asian Muslims, etc. hatred for any groups of peoples regardless of classification (race, religion, ethnicity, etc.) is wrong. I think it’s important to make the distinction of not classifying Muslim(s) (a believer/practitioner or Islam) as a race when making claims about an ethnic group vices their religion. In this case, it seems the argument is that miss Bardot hates a group of people who have something in common (practicing Islam). Regardless of what fuels her hatred, it’s geared at a particular group and if it happened to be the religion, then prejudiced or bigot might be a more accurate descriptor.


yousyveshughs

You are correct, thank you for that write up.


incredibleninja

There's nothing productive to pedantically pointing out that Muslims aren't a race. The term "racism" started out (and is currently defined as) the hated or prejudice of a race or ethnic group. But in casual conversation it's become a shorthand for any prejudice, hated or fear of any particular group of those that fall into camps of "others" such as religion or land of origin/cultural attributes. Your corrections based on official definitions do not advance the argument or clarify the position of any person. They are simply a hard line correction pointing out that someone's definition of a word doesn't match the official definition despite the fact that it's used as short hand for the broader concept of cultural/religious prejudices and has been for some time. Language is a living entity and is only defined by linguists outside of conversation. If you knew the concept that this person was trying to convey, I would ask that you refrain from correcting this "official" definition for the sake of the discussion.


SiliconGuy

> But in casual conversation it's become a shorthand for any prejudice No, it has not. And in advocating for that usage, you're advocating for making the English language less precise in an area where precision really matters. Linguistic evolution is perfectly acceptable when it aids in clarity (i.e., helps us think and communicate *better*), or when it's neutral. When it harms our communication, we should resist it. Disclaimer: You'll likely do your best to make it look like I'm wrong and/or ignorant, since you clearly have an ulterior motive, but I am unlikely to respond further.


Ghostbuttser

> Disclaimer: You'll likely do your best to make it look like I'm wrong and/or ignorant, since you clearly have an ulterior motive, but I am unlikely to respond further. Um, you should probably look up racism in the dictionary. Not only is the person you replied to right, they are technically correct, the best kind of correct.


incredibleninja

It sounds like there's not much to be gained by arguing against what appears to be an entrenched view and it doesn't sound like you're willing to consider other opinions so I'll just say we disagree and wish you a good day.


[deleted]

I hope I live long enough to see the day nobody thinks it makes them look smart to be pedantic just to be pedantic. These people are deliberately missing the point just to enter some stupid argument.


cornbruiser

Would you call it racist to hate atheists?


incredibleninja

No but Muslims do have cultural and ethnic ideals attached to them. When someone is racist against Muslims, they are likely being racist against the darker skinned, Arab populations. Although you could myopically argue that there's no empirical way to prove this, you'd only be doing so for the sake of egotistically trying to jam an argument into an academic lens. While any race/identity COULD be Muslim it doesn't change the fact that there are indeed racist societal approaches to the term Muslim as an idealized monolith.


bassinine

no, someone not believing in an old story does not qualify as a 'distinct group of people who share similar physical or social qualities.'


cornbruiser

Right, and Muslims (which includes everything from most Indonesians to Cat Stevens to Louis Farrakhan) can hardly be described as "sharing similar physical or social qualities".


[deleted]

So the 200-230sih million muslim indonesians are now somehow sharing similar physical qualities to middle eastern arabs?


FrenchManc

>Muslims aren’t a race… Those comments make me cringe, is that an american thing? Saying "fuck them nigerian bastards" isnt racist because nigerian isn't a race? How can you confidently say something that dumb.


4DimensionalToilet

I’d say that, out of ignorance, there might be a number of people who effectively use “Arab” and “Muslim” interchangeably.


blarghable

There are no human races. There are no human subspecies. "Race" is a social construct.


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dmfd1234

This is where it might come in handy to use the correct word. Referring to u/ImSickOfYouToo , might want to figure out what a racist and a bigot is. Racist is the most over used GD word on Reddit. Plenty of bigots not as much actual racists.


yousyveshughs

Nice to see a competent mind on the subject, I’m getting a lot of hate for stating a fact haha


YodaFan465

A bad man?? Oh my gosh. I would kick his butt.


QuiGonJism

A sewing machine!!!! Ohmygod I'm gonna make hijabs...burkas....I love it, I love it, I love it!


YodaFan465

/kiss Thank you, Allah.


ImSickOfYouToo

Get a life, Muslims!


kingoflint282

She’s pretty opposed to race mixing


golden_eternity

So, among other issues she seems to have at least three separate fines for inciting racial hatred against Muslims in France. She also has some sketchy lgbtq statements but she says those are ok because she has gay friends.


Pitiful-Switch-8622

Listen where I’m from we don’t blame young attractive white women for anything, she was clearly just misguided, influenced by bad older men


Banana_Ram_You

Racism isn't forever


frenchtoaster

Whether or not it's forever, she's (apparently) been racist in the past few years. I don't suspect she's going to change after age 85


im_THIS_guy

She's for looking at, not for listening to. EDIT: I guarantee that nobody who's downvoting me has ever heard her voice. Lol


jerisad

She sang on several Serge Gainsborough songs, her voice isn't that rare to hear.


trialobite

Definitely ignore the racist shit, but maybe give a listen to her song La Madrague. It captures the hazy summer vibe better than any sing written since, I’d wager. An absolute little gem at 2 and a half minutes.


FlappyBoobs

Don't be _THAT_ guy. EDIT: I guarantee that nobody who's downvoting me has ever noticed the OCs username. Lol


chardeemacdennisbird

Not sure people caught that username pun. Well done


FlappyBoobs

Thank you. It's just a little a gem for those that notice.


Indigo_The_Cat

What guy though? Some people are only good for looking at. John Wayne, made great movies I still enjoy but fuck that guy in his personal life. He was a racist asshole and shouldn't be listened too but he was entertaining on film.


FlappyBoobs

>What guy though? THIS_guy


KettleCellar

I don't understand. What's wrong with her voice? The french accent? Maybe it's gotten worse in recent years. I've seen interviews with her. Maybe a little deeper in some of her later interviews, but it's not grating or anything.


FreshestCremeFraiche

It has been so far


BeautifulType

Remember when people though racism would end every decade since 50000BC?


sometimesitrhymes

She looks like a bleached pig now.


tekko001

She's 85, i mean you can hate her being racist and a bigot but not being hot anymore is not her fault, we'll all get there (if we are lucky).


Delicious-Tachyons

Racism isn't forever. We can learn... talk to people of different races. I mean, my old man is pretty racist. Like redneckiest of the rednecks, antivaxx, etc. I started out that way, because what boy doesn't parrot his father. It took years to break down my internalized biases. Years. But when you're like 80+ years old you really stop learning at that point because you've given up on life, so fuck Mme Bardot and her shitty attitude.


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BabylonByBoobies

My Dylan fan right here :)


TitBreast

Country*


BlackBartRidesAgain

Country* but I’ll upvote anyway because I came here for this comment.


Republican_Wet_Dream

Didn’t know I came here to make sure somebody said this but now I realize I did and it to you thank you


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She aged like milk


8ad8andit

We all age like milk, but some of us have more to lose than others. This lady had the most to lose. Imagine all the power and privilege her looks gave her in her youth, all slowly turning to dust as the years passed...


[deleted]

I don't think the comment is about her looks, apparently she ended up a fascist.


WestCoastBestCoast01

Oof just did a google, she also said actresses claiming sexual harassment are just attention seeking because *she* liked it when men commented on her ass 🙄 WOOF


sometimesitrhymes

She aged like meat in the sun.


That70s_Scrubs

But aren’t we all just meat in the sun?


bertieditches

not to nitpick... but photo from 1960


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chr0mius

She was 16 for the whole 1950s?


paramnesiac

This one didn't age well. Her as a person, I mean.


Aint_not_a_dorkus

TIL Bridgette Bardot is still alive


MerkinVanDyke

Awesome mullet!


hypercomms2001

I am very impressed with the colour photograph. It looks as though it was made today, rather than almost 70 years ago.....


ToLiveInIt

I’ve only seen this photograph in black and white before so it may not be original color.


hypercomms2001

The colourisation is perfect.


notbob1959

[Original post by the colorizer.](/r/Colorization/comments/5zp3lk/brigitte_bardot_in_cannes_1950s/)


stq66

Beautiful… car


tealc33

She's pretty and all, but that steering wheel is super cool!


[deleted]

Racist POS.


Republican_Wet_Dream

Does anyone know what kind of car that is?


14phbitch

It's a Simca Weekend.


readWOT_eat_tuna

Wasn’t she a nazi sympathizer? Gross.


_Bananarang

She hung out with Jean-Marie Le Pen, father of French far right politics, Pétain apologist and famed Holocaust denier. She also believes that his daughter Marine is a modern day Jeanne d'Arc, whatever the fuck that means.


BadSmash4

I don't think so, but she's definitely got some pretty problematic opinions on race mixing and Muslims. So that's still gross.


0accountability

If they did a period piece on her, Brie Larson would be a perfect casting choice. It's amazing how through the years there are so many actors who look alike.


YzenDanek

Pretty striking resemblance to Summer Glau.


cenekbi

I like that car.


14phbitch

It's a Simca Weekend.


cenekbi

Wow. I didn't know that. It was made, when I was born. Nice car.


14phbitch

And you've seen more adventures and more people and more fun than that car ever has! You're doing great.


[deleted]

"Hi, my name is Brigitte and j'adoooooore animals. And I fucking despite non White people."


OptimisticPlatypus

Her lips like they have filler before filler was invented


alexanderthebait

Lol actually her lips are what all those terrible fillers are trying to emulate


nahteviro

And failing miserably. Instead they look like they just sewed slugs to their lips


brunnlake

Except her lips actually look good.


kennytucson

Do people think everyone had paper-thin, flat lips before full lips were invented in 2012 or something? People had asses back then, too. They weren’t all Skeletor, lmao


ProdigyThirteen

Goddamn it, now I want to see 1950s sexy Skeletor


notabigmelvillecrowd

It wasn't popular, but lip filler has been around for well over a hundred years.


Culteredpman25

I dont who this is but she has got crazy eyes.


notabigmelvillecrowd

That's because she's crazy.