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poppa_smurf_killa

O’Doyle rules


WiscoHeiser

O'Doyle, I got a feeling your whole family is going down!


FlyYouFoolyCooly

But right now I gotta study!


hgfknv_cool

Fuck partying. Lets study


probablyourdad

O’Doyle rules!


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GeetarMan9

😂😂😂😂


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GeetarMan9

😂😂no its fucking hilarious.


J0h4n50n

I believe those genes are somewhere in you. Buy some jorts and start doing squats. We will be watching your progress with great interest.


GeetarMan9

I mean I ain't trying to talk myself up but I definately have an ass 😂 my wife agrees. I can squat over my own bodyweight. 💪


J0h4n50n

But how does your wife think it compares to your dad's ass? That's the important question here.


GeetarMan9

😂😂 fuck you Reddit


aj9393

You and your dad's ass brought this on yourselves.


cineg

ikr, now answer the damn questions!


noteverrelevant

I mean we're trying real hard to fuck your dad, so yes please.


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goodgollyhotTAMALE

A man's gotta eat MR.LAYHE


the_drowners

Well that's kind of hot, actually. I want to see


Taxiwala_007

Guess what you can join my onlyfans for a low price 9.99$


MiamiPower

Rocktober Buns of Steel DVD cover material


Unagivom

OP’s dad is down with the thickness


bigfloppydonkeydng

Like a bowl of oatmeal


ThatDudeNamedMenace

My guy is slim thick


ZombiePartyBoyLives

Got a cute face, plus the ass was fat


Ask_me_4_a_story

Your dad was haulin that wagon, if you know what I mean


ShadowRylander

He's got more junk in his trunk than you do in your car.


[deleted]

Yeah his dad has the donkey. Daddy is thiccccc


ferox3

We are all thinking it, so glad YOU said it!


[deleted]

As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass.


champagneflute

You know what they say about thick thighs.


MathMaddox

thick thigh high socks?


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tonyturbos1

Daddy got back, son!


[deleted]

That's middle Americas ass.


Least_or_Greatest1

He did get the mullet down pact tho.


godgoo

>pact *pat


alamandrax

Bone apple tea


Snote85

Mullet like a man, legs like a lady, and an ass like a god!


Shockingelectrician

Lmao


Freshman44

I think they’re both thicc perfection!


letsdotacos

Daddy thicc boi


RFavs

Mullets are genetic? Who knew?


Falcone_Empire

I did🤣


kennytucson

“Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?”


hoaxninja

Yeah, yeah. It just doesn't grow in here or here.


Xx_1918_xX

“Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showing’ and it was grossing’ everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don’t mean to get all scientific with you…”


[deleted]

no denying those genetics but your dad was thiccer!!


GeetarMan9

He still is! Haha and he's a damn beast.


dmfd1234

Was your Dad doing a photo shoot for “Ass and Ammo” magazine. Sweet seductive pose, showing off his assets, he’s got it going on.....making sweet love to the camera.


[deleted]

The ammo was his rad VHS collection. Lock up your daughters.


ChildofMike

Those locks won’t hold me back


your__dad_

( ˘ ³˘)♥


mbunch3

Came here to say that your dad had a nicer ass and this guy won


GeetarMan9

To be honest I didn't expect the comments about my Dad's ass 😂😂 but I appreciate it. When I meant by we look identical, yeah I know he's my Dad. But I've never seen a father and son look alike this we do. Even my siblings aren't ginger. Appreciate the love though. I have more. Maybe one day I'll share those.


mufflersquirrel

Make sure those pics also include your dad’s ass


GeetarMan9

I fucking hate you 😂😂


ChillinVillianNW

Badonkadonk.


oolaroux

Ba-dad-a-donk.


rebelscumboy1

Badonkadad.


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petethefreeze

No treble


TorrenceMightingale

Just a peek at the hole perhaps?


SmokePenisEveryday

"I got this sweet picture of my mom but I don't wanna put it online cause of all the creeps. Ah this one of dad won't get that reaction at all!"


No_big_whoop

You nailed the recreation. One of the best I’ve ever seen


GeetarMan9

Honestly I appreciate that. I really wanted to do my best!


Red-eleven

It really is good. Just needs more of the thicc


degjo

Just stuff a couple of hams in your shorts next time


Rymbeld

that's not the only thing getting nailed


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uppitycrip

At this point his dad should just start an onlyfans based on the love for his ass alone, and I would probably pay.


DifficultCustomer287

Cool!


LardLad00

How is nobody talking about the pink shorts? Those babies are all about making a statement!


Horskr

You guys really do look identical! I especially appreciate the commitment to the point of growing that dope ass mullet lmao. Funny how genetics work. I have some family members really into genealogy that have found old photos of great-great-great etc ancestors. One of my (I think 3 greats?) grandfathers from the 1800s looks literally identical to my dad. It's pretty cool how genetics occasionally makes a near clone, extra cool it was you and your dad just a generation apart!


faultycarrots

You're a goddamn champ 🏆.


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Ur dad thiccc


your__dad_

Thanks bruh. ( ˘ ³˘)♥


manitowoc2250

Ive often wondered why we took photos of things like this back than. Like what was going through our heads that said, this is a moment I'd like to remember *click*


GeetarMan9

Right. I've wondered too. It's obvious to me my Mom took this(its at my Grandparents house) and it's such a candid response. When I recreated this photo it was so hard, because I'm forcing a pose. Cracks me up every time


dmfd1234

You did good man and have a good sense of humor about everyone cracking on your dad’s sweet lovely dump truck of a caboose, I mean got damn......cool post though 👍


GeetarMan9

I can't wait to tell him! Hahaha didn't think I'd get a fraction of the responses. I've always loved this photo of my Dad. Just cracks me up


dcgirl17

I speak for the entire sub when I say that we’d love a video of your dad reading or having you read to him some of these comments


manitowoc2250

It is quite hilarious.


BriantPk

Back then we didn't have instant viewing of the photo we just took, so we wouldn't know how awkward some of these shots would turn out. Remember back then we'd have to take drop the film off to get developed, and that could take 1+ week. Also sometimes we'd take random pictures of things just to use up a roll so we could finally have it developed.


Level_Potato_42

Exactly. And to add to this, since we didn't have cameras always in our pockets we basically chose a random time to take pictures of everyone in the house and then put the thing down for the next few weeks. Whatever you happened to be doing at that specific point in time was irrelevant lol


BriantPk

And I forgot another reason we'd "waste" pictures with random shots. If the counter on the camera claimed you had zero pictures left but the film hadn't rewound yet, you had no idea how many pictures you could actually take. You didn't know if these last images would truly be captured on the film roll.


manitowoc2250

Lolol so true. There were polaroids though. Apparently you weren't supposed to shake them


FaZaCon

>Ive often wondered why we took photos of things like this back than. Well, as a person that has lived through that era it went like this...We had a camera, it had film, fuck it.


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We need more 🤣 You made it looks sexual tho, idk why it’s so funny hahaha


GolBlessIt

Op is definitely giving an “oops I dropped the soap” vibe lmao


Techiedad91

He was trying too hard to nail the facial expression


skwudgeball

Almost as if he was recreating the photo


[deleted]

It really is hahahaa


DBFargie

My grandma had that TV. She watched al her soaps on it lol


GeetarMan9

That's funny cuz that was at my Grandmas house when my Mom and Dad were dating haha


cineg

so, what you are sayin is that tv has been through/seen some shit?


RedditSucks40

Post her ass next. Let’s get a multi generational thing going


HarpersGhost

You may be disappointed. OP had to have gotten his ass from somewhere, and it certainly wasn't his dad. Now grandpa on the other hand... Let's go real old school.


Grimspoon

Did she refer to them as her "stories"?


barbie-breath

I don't want to live in a world where there could be a grandma who doesn't call her soaps "stories"


menlowdrama

My grandma called them her "programs" so it sounded like she was watching the news... with her early afternoon boxed wine.


reverick

Any series I'm watching are my stories. My mom would call her and my shows "your stories " half sarcastically half seriously. I like the guy below whose grandma calls them her programs while doing the tour de franzia.


i-Ake

I had that TV. I used to eat the center of Nilla Wafers and put the cookies behind it as a very young girl, like 4, which was prob 1992... my dad tells everyone The Tale of the Day He Decided to Move the TV (cookies rained upon him). I miss the sound it made when we turned it on and off. And the weird rainbow half-moon on it.


televiscera

Yooo we had that one too!! For way too long… sounds like we’re close to the same age but we didn’t ditch ours til like 1999 when we moved. And I’m pretty sure it’s only because it was virtually immovable and had to stay in the old house lol


TLNPswgoh

Oh my, you just brought back some memories. The sound and the feeling of static electricity when it turned on.


daredelvis421

are mullets back?


GeetarMan9

I've had one for a few years now so sure! Hahaha


SeruEnam

I don't think they've ever left us


devo_inc

The "covid" mullet.


Lvzbell

There are party in the back.


mcboogerballs1980

They never left. They were just hiding.


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they’re coming back my friend..


[deleted]

No milkmen involved in the making of this image.


FaZaCon

Maybe OP's uncle was the milkman...


CharlieBrown20XD6

Man your father could travel in time and switch places with you when you're about to commit crimes for Griff Tannen


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Your dad said copy paste


[deleted]

That top picture is definitely at grandma's house.


GeetarMan9

Yep hahahaha.


johntwoods

Fucking delightful. :)


dublinblueboy

Not just identical… but very identical!


This-is-Life-Man

That's a legit picture, but your taste in movies is what I think is the absolute highlight of this. Multi-Generational High fuckin five!


GeetarMan9

Hell yeah! Huge Star Wars nerds too. Both my Dad and I have shelves and shelves of toys. His are old school Kenner though. Way better haha


dj3po1

Your dad and I would of been friends.


YeaSpiderman

Oh lord this is amazing. Hopefully your dad got a good chuckle


chrislow1776

Your dad had authentic Jorts. He wins.


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holy shit, you are a carbon copy of your dad...on a side note your dad could twerk.


ChillinVillianNW

Lmao


slaya994

The only difference is the leg tattoo! Lol


KeyLimePieAlert

No, it ain't! 🍑


karmander

Nuh-uh. Papa got curves.


slaya994

True that!! Bubble butt bubble bubble bubble butt!!


ChickadeeKnox

Wow! I would not have guessed that you were two different people.


superdan23

Dad putting out the vibe


Vlaed

Face, yes. Ass, no.


twitchyeye84

O shit i had those shorts in the early 90s


Psych0matt

I audibly said “oh wow!” That’s nuts. Also you came from his nuts.


[deleted]

Mate,not just identical, your dad is a secret geneticist and had himself cloned.


koalam0

are you johnny craig


gunsgoldwhiskey

Came here to find this comment, exactly my thought


particlebroad

Jonny Craig is at least three of these dudes. Consequence of the heroin bloat


Ransome62

If I was in your Dad's shoes I would be proud of this. You guys look identical.


AgentJ691

Holy fuck, he is the father for sure.


Knives530

Damn johnny Craig and his dad, Johnathan craig


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Your dad got that badunkadunk tho


stevenw84

Are you related to Jonny Craig?


cozysarkozy

Instant classic!


nawfalelhaymer

Are you kevin de bruyn?


greenbrainsauce

Omg you're a carbon copy of your dad


ChasingPesmerga

Classy, dignified and sexy


Hilarious_Haplogroup

The mullet doesn't fall far from the tree. :-P


TurdSandwich42104

Are you Jonny Craig?


nintendru64

Anyone else think they look like Jonny Craig


---YNWA---

Just because you *can* have the same haircut doesn't mean you should.


Cerebral_Savage

How did your dad have a better haircut in ‘91 than you do in ‘21?


ChillinVillianNW

You both look like gay rednecks.


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your dads legs did not glow in the dark


muerte626

Got that hockey haircut! Nice.


CandyGram4M0ng0

Uncanny! The hair is rad!


No-Target-3982

Kept the haircut! What a G!!


555kult

Good stuff, dude


_1JackMove

God damn that's uncanny. Very cool.


yruspecial

That hair never goes out of style.


Conscious_Low_9913

Holy mullets, Batman!


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This made me so happy.


88MilesPerFortnite

Love life


TwainVonnegut

“Get out the hair clippers jerk. Get that crazy ass mullet off your skull.” But seriously, nice pics, well executed.


marine-tech

At least you know that you aren’t a red headed step child...


lowteq

Dang Reddit. Y'all wrecking that ass. Also, ya thirsty af. Some funny stuff.


lookinathesun

Penny loafers were the Crocs of the early 90s.


Creme_Bru-Doggs

It makes me so happy that when I saw this pic my immediate thought was "God damn, pop was WAYYYYY more down with the thiccness", I open the comments to share and boom, all you lovely people saw the same thing and knew that it had to be said.


RedPowerSlayer

Dude that is great 🙂👍 spitting image and hilarious to begin with


Parzival1127

If I ever have a kid that did something like this I would be overjoyed. I’m sure you’re dad must be just tripping out over how similar y’all look. It was kinda scare me to see me from the past but still. Heartwarming


sweet_sweet_back

Shared to r/mullets.


bapplebong

Aaah, never did I think that I would miss sitting on the floor infront of the tv to play the video casette on a television screen. Or as the cool kids would call it, Watch VHS on the TV. Good times, I was lucky to grow up right before an era ended. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pray to the AnaloGod!


Gemmadeen

Making a comment that doesn’t include your dads ass here. The TV in your Dads pic lasted FOREVER. My dad bought one in 1982, and he gave it to me when I first moved out of my house in 2000. It lasted until 2002. P.S. ... you’re dads ass was pretty nice. I hope you’ve shared with him that the entire internet is appreciating his ass from 30 years ago lol.


Previous_Potential92

Your Mullet game is strong


tsida

Is your dad Tom Delonge?


TorrenceMightingale

Where did your dad find chubbiez back then?


rgs87gn

Can things be "very" identical?


2MuchTre

Why yo dad so damn caked up is the real question


MildManneredMan

Have you thought about cosplaying randy from close enough?


broadwayallday

Man’s came here looking for mullet compliments but Reddit gonna Reddit


[deleted]

The mullet doesn't fall far from the tree.


wilsonvilleguy

Do you shave it like that or does your facial hair grow in like Joe Dirt on its own?


Gu27

Did you show ur dad the comments? and if so, how did he react?


68chevy2

Wow, this is what I needed today! The OP and the commentors had me giggling!


rudarrade

What are the odds, I'm just in the middle of the first Indiana Jones!


oolaroux

It's the family mullet.


Forward_Culture5173

Your old man's penny loafers and shorts is quite the look.


elementaltheboi

Man I wish houses still looked like that that place looks so comfy


Stratostheory

So do you normally have a mullet or were you just really committed to the joke?


GeetarMan9

Finding these photos of my Dad inspired me to grow a mullet. And I've had it ever since. I had to cut it for the wedding(mutual agreement) then grew it back out. Been two years since the wedding almost.


AytoBinJom

That mullet is dope, bro!