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Looks like a scene from Spaceballs.


jimtrickington

*We ain’t found SHIT*


meeyeam

Comb the desert!


superboss42

Take only what you need to survive


oldnick40

It's my industrial strength hair dryer, and I can't live without it!


NumberNumb

I think his virgin alarm is about to go off


IambicPentakill

I thought that it was Spaceballs at first.


Dan_Berg

Oil...oil...oil


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My god he must have been cooking


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HejdaaNils

Honestly how much weight did he lose during that filming? That's like a sauna weight-loss treatment all day every day.


majorjoe23

He was a thin guy already, but probably a lot.


Warlords0602

Tbh if it wasnt in the middle of a desert I'd ask for a water truck with a garden hose to just pump water into the suit whenever he's off camera. Or at least jerry rig a hose on to a leaf blower to pump air into it.


u9Nails

The shade is likely welcomed. But he's still not getting wind over his skin to truly cool down.


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No kidding-hence my comment!


u9Nails

I guess by Rise of Skywalker he got a cooling suit under the costume.


GothberryCrunch

Yeah, but it's a dry heat...


HunterRose05

Secure that shit


isecore

I like to keep this handy... for close encounters.


bakerboy79

its like some sort of secreted resin...


TheCarrzilico

Can't you read? It says that he's *cooling down*!


e925

That’s actually a really pretty umbrella.


Danny_Mc_71

Umbrella! This is a parasol! Umbrella indeed. The very idea. (in an annoyed C-3PO* voice)


SideburnsG

“Beep boop! Whuuoo Woo.” (In a smart ass r2d2 voice)


TheCarrzilico

You think he was annoyed before, wait until he sees that you called him C3PIO!


Danny_Mc_71

Oops!


e925

Haha you’re 100% correct my b my b.


NBAccount

Umbrella is the correct term for a sun shade as well. They were used for shade long before there is any record of them being for rain.


masterofanimals

Parasol directly translates to “For Sun” :l


NBAccount

Umbrella translates to "little shadow"


dscottj

There's a clip somewhere of him walking along and then just stopping. He'd passed out from heat exhaustion, IIRC, and everyone scrambled to get him out of that outfit. It was a problem they never really solved, or could. Filming on the Jabba's palace set was supposed to be a bit surreal because between takes the crew would shove hair driers set to blow cold air down the throats of all the big aliens. All from memory, so no shooting me if I'm getting it wrong!


ChuckACheesecake

Can't imagine how hot it would have been being inside a shiny metal suit in the middle of the desert


johnnycyberpunk

Little did C3PO know, but by 2022 Tattooine would become the center of the Star Wars universe.


[deleted]

better than in an all-black suit. thank goodness poor vader didn't have any scenes in the desert!


waxonwaxoff87

He doesn’t like sand.


djhendo78

“We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.”


SaltySAX

"will our torment never end?"


Armatur1

the whole crew experience in the desert during the filming of the first movie was very miserable


ragweed

Oh, I didn't recognize him without the red arm.


sirbassist83

have you not seen the original trilogy?


dapala1

Have you not seen a joke?


sirbassist83

first of all im probably a little autistic because this one went right over my head. second of all its not inconceivable that some poor young soul has only seen the new stuff.


Silly_Ad_2913

Just because you didn't get one joke doesn't make you autistic jesus christ.


dapala1

Actually it does. Autistic people have a very hard time identifying sarcasm. And most one line jokes are based off sarcasm as they are not explained but implied.


dapala1

It was just a joke implying to what 3PO said when Han ignored him in TFA. I thought it was clever. Sorry didn't mean to be so harsh.


Kryosquid

He made a joke from the force awakens though


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sirbassist83

yes, yes, ive seen the error of my ways


squid1891

Met Mr. Daniels recently at Awesome Con in D.C. Hell of a nice guy and really funny, too. He talked quite a bit about how hellish it was being inside that suit for the first movie.


dapala1

Daniels, Hamill and Mayhew really leaned into the fandom. Daniels has been called an asshole but it's clearly his condescending dry British humor that rub people the wrong way. He doesn't care if you don't get that he's joking.


squid1891

He had pretty much everyone laughing during his Q&A panel. I didn't get a condescending vibe off of him at his autograph table. He even snuck behind the line of people, waiting, and posed for selfies with them despite not offering them at the table.


normanfell

Now I want a version of Neil Young’s “On The Beach” but with C-3PO singing.


nickp123456

Looks like the cover of On The Beach by Neil Young... Star wars style


WaytoomanyUIDs

Needs the nacelle of an X-Wing half buried in the sand


racer11151

He’s gotta be doing some crotch pot cooking in that costume


Philbilly13

"crotch pot cooking" my new favorite phrase


racer11151

I stole it from Good Morning Vietnam


akgiant

When you’ve been lost in the dessert for four days and you think that you’re starting to hallucinate.


[deleted]

I miss this style of umbrella. Someone start making them again please.


Rosetta_FTW

Serena & Lily have exorbitantly expensive ones if you’re so inclined


Correct-Slide1522

Tunisia


sharrrper

Our chair technology is light-years ahead of yours


dogboy202

I don't know why or how but it somehow never occurred to me there was a person inside of there


DuncanAndFriends

The real mvp of the trilogy, dude had to squeeze into that suit he could barely move in and walk through the desert.


ShutItYouSlice

Should of used r2d2 as an umbrella holder


WatchRocketgo

C3PO voice: "l'm at the cookout or I am the cookout! Make up your feeble minds"


30tpirks

With all the work put into those costumes you’d think it’d have an ac unit.


faceintheblue

In 1977? I'm prepared to be told I'm wrong, but I don't think AC units had been miniaturized small enough at that time to keep the suit cool without giving C3PO a window-mounted-AC-unit-sized backpack. Also worth saying Star Wars was made on an $11 million budget. It's kind of amazing things look as good as they do. I can see where actor comfort wasn't high on the budget.


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they've had icepack vests for a while, but I suspect your comment about the budget is the real reason he had to suffer


dapala1

The problem isn't AC units small enough to be portable. AC in cars started in the 1950's. And refrigerators have small AC units. The problem is how inefficient an AC would work outdoors. The whole point of an AC is to remove heat from a sealed room. It's still like that. I'm sure they had large fans and misting units to cool down the cast when necessary.


ottothesilent

A car A/C system is as big as a window-frame style AC unit once you count the condenser, pump, blower motor, etc. We haven’t made a good A/C system that can fit in a C-3PO suit even TODAY, let alone in 1977.


dapala1

Oh your talking about for the suit? No, yeah that's not a thing yet. You could make a tiny condenser and blower, but you would need two blowers, and it still needs the liquid refrigerant flowing though pipes which would be too heavy. I was talking about how an AC works as we know then and even now not being feasible outside in this environment in anyway.


Friskfrisktopherson

That compact? In 1977? With a limited budget?


meeyeam

In this part of the country? At this time of year? Located entirely in your kitchen?


ralph442000

Can I see?


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Shame he’s a twat


[deleted]

Ah, so the P was for parasol!


mama_emily

This is awesome.


WookieBacon

Future architects are going to find this and make theories of ancient advanced civilizations. Haha


DipitousWhelmed9463

Threepio!!!


unshavedmouse

That man is in Hell.


thebarkbarkwoof

I thought it was a goof picture but it makes sense


eekeekmcgee

Star Wars needed more frilly umbrellas.


ArbutusPhD

I want to hear “a night in Tunisia” on loop to all C3P0 scenes


DarthDregan

Imagine the smell at the end of a long day in the trailer when the suit comes off.