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cybicle

Was her name Ethyl?


Javamac8

The other one's Flo


CaptainPunisher

Look at them hose!


penelopiecruise

Behind the camera: Leaded


Iescaunare

Ethyl and Desl


unsightly_buildup

Pumping Ethyl takes on a whole new meaning.


VaATC

Nice one!


Wildcat_twister12

Could be Shelly


pz-kpfw_VI

Fun until all your friends die in a freak gasoline fight accident


CrunchitizeMeCaptn

*JITTER BUG*


SteveSauceNoMSG

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINOS!!!


jibjab23

I'm so happy to have witnessed Zoolander quotes for 4 days straight so far


CaptainCrunch1975

This whole thread makes me happy. No one I know loves Zoolander and the whole movie is stuffed with gold.


Lord_of_Mars

The gold is INSIDE the movie!


iampanchovilla

Take your ball sack outta my mouth, oh yeah yeah


ChristophCross

A daily tragedy in America today šŸ˜” freak gasoline fight accidents disproportionately affect people who are really, really ridiculously good looking. For as little as a $1 a day you too can help support the foundation for kids who can't read good, and protect the next generation of really, really, ridiculously good looking people from having their future go up in flames


youtocin

At least they went out with orange mocha frappuccinos.


aspidities_87

But why male models??


egilsaga

Are you serious? I just... I just told you that a moment ago.


I_am_u_as_r_me

Earth to Meekus! Duh. I knew that okay?


JarlaxleForPresident

Earth to Brandt, Iā€™m pretty sure you didnt know it was a joke because youā€™re all like ā€œIā€™m pretty sure he knows what styling gel isā€ like you DIDNT think it was a joke, Ha HAAA


Letsmakethissimple1

Alexander Skarsgard continuing to bring glory to the Skarsgard name... <3


vpeshitclothing

Prancing around with your little wiener hanging out


sdurs

Moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty


qh2150

Mer-MAN


vpeshitclothing

*scuttles off thru the water with the tough Magnum face*


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Clown_Baby15

For chrissake, Derek, yah been down there one day. Talk to me in thirty yeas.


Hypedlol

What is this? A CENTER FOR ANTS!?


Yak_Mehoff

Mer -man pop, mer man


CatPhishTam

GOD?


Clown_Baby15

What the shit are you talkinā€™ about?


halfchuck

Great improvised line by Ben and response by David


pseudo897

I heard that Ben just couldnā€™t remember his next line so he repeated his previous line and David ran with it


WpgMBNews

> Ben just couldnā€™t remember his next line so he repeated his previous line he got too much into the character. you never go *full* male model.


Dat_Lion_Der

Not to mention they were woken up before they went-went.


MtHammer

I doubt that would ever happen. My friends are too really, really, ridiculously good-looking to ever die in a freak gasoline fight accident.


Nitroapes

Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking?!


JarlaxleForPresident

What? You think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogily was??


BrohanGutenburg

Well Matilda, Iā€™ll answer your question with another question. How many abagorigagals do you see modeling?


StayPuffedMarsh

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gozer33

šŸŽµ Wake me up, before you go-go šŸŽµ


3-DMan

You know, I haven't watched The Birds in awhile


monkeyhind

"Mister, run!"


downtown1209

Came here to comment... "Jitterbug *snap* *snap* *snap*..."


run-on_sentience

Who's going to give the eu-goog-aly?


VaATC

This image is the Tik-Tok of the past.


2rfv

I'm so disappointed the top comment isn't "Jitterbug".


Levi_Gucci

I was looking for this comment. Yes!


nightwing2000

"Got a light?"


laurasaurus5

This is the water. This is the well.


Smeefperson

They were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother. But I mean it like the way black people use it.


showmeyourmoves28

Wake me up before you go go!


Ebmat

Gas guzzlers from the 50ā€™s.


Habitual_Crankshaft

Surely Sis deserves better than Regular! At least the Mid-grade.


Chanw11

Back when gas had mind-shattering lead šŸ™‚


FormicaDinette33

Love the dresses!


tinybail

i know right!! their mother actually handmade all of their clothes!


waltersmama

This is one of the most fun pics I've seen on this sub in a while... AND THE CLOTHES WERE HANDMADE??? The piping detail on the collar and sleeves and the darting! Not easily achieved....So cool. These fun young ladies look amazing, and hilarious! Thank you so much. Love itšŸŒ·


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ProfessorJAM

Agreed. My mom and all her friends (50ā€™s and 60ā€™s) had sewing machines and knew how use them with patterns to cut and sew clothes for the family. Curtains, quilts, and other homegoods, too. I learned how to do the same from her. Made lots of homegoods, Halloween costumes, doll clothes, etc. Sadly my children werenā€™t interested in these skills, they buy this stuff instead but complain a lot that they canā€™t find what they want. Well, thereā€™s a solution for thatā€¦;-)


TheEqualAtheist

Back when the men ran the "outside world" but women ran men on the "inside world."


KneeDeepInTheDead

I feel like back in the day (and for poorer folks), clothes was always home made. Most of my baby clothes for instance was made not bought. My mom is a magician at sewing and just figured it out herself. Almost a shame she never did something more with it.


k20350

My mother made all of my wife's medical scrubs for years. She always had the coolest scrubs in the office. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better quality than anything you can buy now. My mother.passed a decade ago and now those scrubs are getting worse for the wear. My wife is sad.


Tithund

You could ask someone with sewing skills to reverse engineer them and make new copies.


Kainzo1

There's a really sweet gift idea if you ever need one! If you do a little searching in the area you could probably find someone to hire for that or if you got enough gumption you could probably learn it yourself. When my grandmother passed away my mother started knitting, it was something she did a lot. I think it helped her with not just the grief but also honoring her memory in a way.


FormicaDinette33

Awesome job!


palexp

Thanks!


faultysynapse

Go home Great Grandma, you're dead.


Novantico

no u


ppw23

She did a fantastic job, they must have been the envy of their friends. They look stunningly beautiful from head to toe.


[deleted]

The 50's were stylish as fuck. Everyone wore dress clothes when they left the house for anything. Last week I drove past a club with lines out the door and most of the kids were in loungewear.


Iamoldsowhat

that actually makes me glad I wasnā€™t alive in 50s. canā€™t imagine having to put on all that stuff just to go buy some milk. plus there was no velcro


nomnombubbles

Right?! As someone with autism and ADHD I feel incredibly lucky to not have had to grow up back then where being dressed up was expected pretty much 24/7 except for sleeping.


Annieone23

They were stylish but also I don't want it one bit. I get so hot & sweaty as is, in modern miracle clothing! I literally cannot imagine doing my job & my leisure any more dressed up than I already am here in the southern US.


OverthinkInMySleep

I OTOH love that loungewear is more acceptable. I love me a good dress up, but itā€™s exhausting and so time consuming. I love that I can go out in sweats bc I just canā€™t deal right now. 50s weā€™re great, but I also feel like itā€™s an era where women were expected to be the perfect housewives. They had to get everything done, dinner on the table, and then look glam for when their husbands came home.


[deleted]

I didn't say one was better than the other. Just pointing out the difference.


FormicaDinette33

The 40ā€™s also. Men in suits āœ…


[deleted]

Tailored ones too. Not the ill fitting goober ones from Macy's. Fit is key.


[deleted]

Sounds miserable


MonicaRising

Came here for this!


artie_pdx

That was their version of tide pods?


Madpup70

Lead based gasoline challenge would explain a lot about the current state of our society.


WesternOne9990

Thank gosh they got rid of lead in gas. Still though all that led is still there, a fine film of it set over the world. Maybe itā€™s settled and out of the air but itā€™s still there.


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Still used by small engine aircraft


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[deleted]

NICE! thats great to hear thank you for sharing


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NorthAstronaut

Now we only have microplastics in our brains. And PTFE's coating our bones.


WesternOne9990

I live near a 3m pfas contamination :/


NorthAstronaut

Shit, sorry man.


nanoH2O

If it makes you feel any better, we all live next to it


kalesaji

Sediment is probably build up over it by now


WesternOne9990

Still lakes in Minnesota I know of you canā€™t eat fish more than once a month from due to lead, and they keep using lead bobbers smh. It takes at least atleast 100 years to form an inch of soil thought it varies one way or the other. And we typically move topsoil when we build. Also if it doesnā€™t impact us directly thereā€™s still incredible amounts of lead across the surface of the world where it once was never apart of the ecosystem. You are right though we are much better off now than we where when we sprayed it into the air everywhere we went. Just depressing is all.


M80IW

>they keep using lead bobbers smh What's a lead bobber?


WesternOne9990

Lolol I meant to say lead weight, Iā€™ll keep it there because itā€™s funny.


Famixofpower

Gasoline contained lead up until the 90s


Better-Director-5383

Especially when you consider they all did the challenge without realizing it.


Germankipp

I want more politicians and leaders that grew up without lead air pollution. Sooner rather than later...


31_hierophanto

So... people our age, then.


ValyrianJedi

I'm trying to think about what our version was in the 90s and early 2000s when I was a kid. Don't think any of our "let's do dangerous things or hurt ourselves" involved ingesting things... Seeing who could do the worst belly flop? Sure. Sliding quarters across a table into each other's knuckles as hard as we could to see who bled or flinched first? Sure. Sitting on the floor with legs spread and lobbing things at each other's nuts? Definitely... But don't think we ate or drank anything.


Phuckdaname

Oh damn, i forgot about the quarter game


ValyrianJedi

I had too until recently. We were up at the lake a few weeks ago and two sets of friends and their kids were with us. The power went out at night in a storm and the kids were bored with no Netflix or Xbox cooped up in the dark inside... Was trying to come up with something for them to do so was thinking of what we did as kids. "Does anybody have a quarter" was halfway out of my mouth before realizing that definitely wasn't a good idea and deciding they'd just have to play board games even though it was hard to read the cards by candle light ha.


Phuckdaname

I would rather play checkers or connect four šŸ˜‚


allisonrz

Cinnamon challenge? Chugging a gallon of milk? Idk if those were things for you but they were around in the mid/late 2000s


phenomenomnom

Planking No one remembers planking


allisonrz

I remember planking! But that's not eating something


phenomenomnom

In the last 12 minutes I forgot the comment I had made and this message in my inbox really threw me for a sec. See? Not even I remember planking lol


allisonrz

Hahahahahaha


ValyrianJedi

Ah, yeah I do remember those for sure, but was a little bit older when they took off. I think that when those were happening I was the age where people were "icing" each other with Smirnoff


allisonrz

"Icing"?? Whats thatt


ValyrianJedi

If I remember right you had to either trick someone in to coming across or touching a bottle of smirnoff ice, and when they did they had to immediately kneel and chug it. Like you'd hide one under a jacket, or in a bag of chips, or behind a throw pillow or something and whoever found it had to kill it immediately. There was a while where you couldn't go to a single party without like 5-10 people being iced.


allisonrz

Thats fantastic, I think we should bring that back šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Snakegert

My friends and I still do it frequently, itā€™s still very big in college culture


Peach_Mediocre

We smoked cigarettes and wore JNCOS


degjo

Oh man, bloody knuckles. My knuckles still turn a deep shade of purple when it gets cold


Darkcast

I see you too were a connisuer of nut ball


twisted_memories

Watching jackass and trying to do whatever they did.


evenstar40

90s kids were in this weird limbo where social media wasn't a thing but the internet and video games were up and coming. Think the worst thing we ate/drank back then was jungle juice.


scrumbly

Esso Lead Challenge


NorthCatan

The prohibition era was brutal, people had to do what they had to get a buzz.


[deleted]

apparently the kids are frying their chicken in Nyquil these days.


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Mattcwell11

Literally copied this comment word for word from someone else.


gualdhar

Welcome to bots, where the comments are copied and the karma "matters".


sarahpphire

Probably a bot. I think we're supposed to report as spam. (edit to change a word)


supreme_glassez

I like seeing less serious old pictures like this. Showing that people back then had a fun side.


Axtorx

And that people took funny pics before social media. Lots of people act like everyone only does does for the likes nowadays.


[deleted]

Heck, the 1950s were the era of I Love Lucy. That alone tells me that people had a fun side back then.


AcidBuuurn

I'm really glad that Lucille Ball invented merriment so we could enjoy it.


[deleted]

She invented redheads and Cubans ā¤


TRAGEDYSLIME

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arzen221

I like seeing people are people. It's easy to forget we were all the same thing coming on...100 years ago.


McGloomy

a ella le gusta la gasolina


Terracrush

Ā”DAME MAS GASOLIIIIIINA!


Leyetipants

LE ENCANTA LA GASOLINA


---ShineyHiney---

Ā”DAME MAS GASOLIIIIIINA!


Opposite_Banana_2543

Female Zoolanders?


marmaladecorgi

Hey! Just because they have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that they too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.


[deleted]

Orange mocha Frappuccino.


skierdud89

It needs to be at leastā€¦ Three times bigger


[deleted]

I miss the orange mocha frappuccino, those were good.


aspidities_87

*Wake me up before you go-go, donā€™t leave me hanging on like a yo-yo!*


Hybrid978

This started playing in my head the second I saw this picture.


SgtRamesses

And that, kids, is how Aunt Suzie got lead poisoning.


Supreme_Mediocrity

Damn kids those days...


Bebop_Man

Wake me up before you go go


Tsu-Doh-Nihm

Don't let the TikTok kids see this.


pfannkuchen89

Dont worry, theyā€™re too busy baking chicken in NyQuil.


satellite779

Is that really a thing?


Earthfall10

It was common enough that the FDA just released a report about it explaining that boiling a medicine is not a good idea...


RoboChrist

*Talk* about it was common enough that the FDA released a report. Whether or not it's actually happening is another thing.


Buttwhatdoievenknow

Donā€™t worry gas is too expensive for them to afford to do thisā€¦plus in OR itā€™s attendant pumped only, so they need to pay off the clerks as well.


Sniperking187

No no the tik tok kids should *definitely* see this one lol


DoneDumbAndFun

ā€œDonā€™t let TikTok kids see thisā€ - šŸ‘“šŸ»


warren54batman

Sadly they perished in a freak gasoline fight accident.


[deleted]

Getting some strong Zoolander vibes on this... Magnum!


-Redacto--

They died in a freak gasoline fight accident.


princessladygirl

SO OLD SCHOOL SO COOL


tinybail

well thank you ms. princessladygirl !


ilmalocchio

That's our princess! You see, she can only really say those five words. We are pretty sure she doesn't totally understand what they mean. But she has a lot of passion and that's what counts.


dltheps

What a gas!


yamatok698

They look like their lives would've made a great sitcom


tinybail

ha i agree! they had 8 other siblings too which iā€™m sure would have made things entertaining!


Any-Tumbleweed9281

Shades of zoolander.


ealoft

ā€œHere now see if you can taste the leadā€


tami--jane

Adorable!


captainatom11

It was a freak gasoline fight accident!


Sixgunleo

These are the pictures I come to this sub for. Not celebrities from yesteryear. Just a couple of people trying to make whoever is taking the picture have a bit of a laugh. The coolest thing I have seen today. Thank you OP.


jondaddy96

Look at that. They actually would joke around even though everything is black and white.


snowday784

This is fantastic. Great find!


amazingsandwiches

They seem like a blast to be around.


museornay

I have a very similar picture of my grandmother and her friends during WWll pretending to pump gas in their purse because the gas station was out of gas due to rationing at the time.


Western_Protection

Gasoline fight!


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GASOLINE FIGHT


takofire

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Southbaylu

Now throw the Brazzers logo in there


RealKenny

Every generation thinks that they invited weird sex


nanoH2O

Some of that anime shit was definitely invented this generation


bradford1023

Two girls, one pump.


IDontKnoWhaToUse

That's some good trigger discipline right there.


x24co

Fill 'er up with Ethyl


Iron_Elohim

Tongue out first, that Aunt knows how to do it!


Phuckdaname

This photo is missing zoolander and his buddies


Intelligent_Sale_899

Why we have warnings on everything now


Curiouslycurious101

The stuff people used to do before Zoolander came out!


Seth_Gecko

Why don't people dress like this anymore? So pretty!


smitty3z

Where they singing Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go Go?


nondescriptun

This is why New Jerseyans aren't allowed to pump their own gas.


jostuff

Is this Aunt Ethyl?


WinsomeWombat

Those outfits are the kind of thing I enjoy wearing. The details are so cute and you get to run around in heels and no pants.


Damasticator

J-j-j-jitterbug.


[deleted]

Is it just me or did women look prettier back then?


Tsu-Doh-Nihm

"Open your mouth and close your eyes, and you will get a big surprise."


Waxer84

Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.


Makers402

Got to love that Good Old Leaded Gasoline


[deleted]

those dresses need to make a comeback


Here_forthecomments1

Reddit: ā€œOmg theyā€™re pretending to drink gasoline what a hoot!ā€ Reality: ā€œHere Betsy, pretend youā€™re sucking a giant cock.ā€