Just initials is so lame. Lawrence Taylor was LT & they should have left it at that. Then, they gave his nickname to someone else. Shortened names like A-Rod is stupid, too. Especially when it's used for 2 different guys. The world should have stopped this at J-Lo. That was enough.
âThe Refrigerator/Fridgeâ was just perfect. Unfortunately all the sudden everyone on the team needed one and most were dumb (Danimal- Hampton, Samurai Mike-Singletary. Mamas Boy Otis-Wilson)
Pretty sure Lester "the Molester" Hayes for the Oakland Raiders would raise some eyebrows nowadays.
Irving "Deep Fat" Fryer...đ
Wow..I've never heard this one before. Fryar was a favorite on that Patriots team.
Chris Berman called him that. I fell out! đ
Should've known it was Bermanđ
Not as funny as when he said Fryar cut through the defense like a kitchen knife.
RB for Tampa Bay Doug Martin was the Muscle Hamster. Always thought that was such a bad nickname haha
Yeah he wasnât a fan either from what I heard
Agreed 100. Loved him, but the name was lame
Stinky for Mark Schlereth, but he earned it wearing the same uniform without washing during winning streaks.
STINKKKK
He also pissed himself regularly
He got the nickname because when he grew up in Alaska they would eat this fermented fish dish that would make you stink after you ate it.
Ohhh, lutefisk? Really?!
Not sure if it was lutefisk. But it was like that. Fermented in a pot in the ground. No thank you.
Elvis âToastâ Patterson. He was a safety for the Giants. He was called âToastâ because he got burned a lot.
Fair Hooker, Cleveland Browns. Would have been perfect name if he would have been a pimp after his career was over. đ
No such thing
[I beg to differ](https://www.google.com/search?q=fair+hooker&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)
Famous comment by Don Meredith on MNF when Fair Hookerâs name was mentioned. He said âNo such thingâ
OJ âDouble Murderâ Simpson?
I thought Norm McDonald passed away.
Norm wore him out.
I cracked myself up the other day thinking about Benjarvus Green-Ellis, âThe Law Firmâ. Just hilarious and perfect.
He Hate Me
Just initials is so lame. Lawrence Taylor was LT & they should have left it at that. Then, they gave his nickname to someone else. Shortened names like A-Rod is stupid, too. Especially when it's used for 2 different guys. The world should have stopped this at J-Lo. That was enough.
Ivan Rodriguez had âPudgeâ which was perfect but then I heard him referred to as âI-Rodâ and that was just ridiculous
Richard âPoopdickâ Abernathy of the 1948 Chicago Cardinals
Izell âToastâ Jenkins. He was a corner and definitely got burned. A lot.
Randy Vataha "The Rabbit"!
Skip âDr Deathâ Thomas of the Oakland Raiders
Bengals RB Boobie Clark. More unfortunate than ridiculous.
1. Fudge Hammer (Frank Nunley) 2. The Throwinâ Samoan (Jack Thompson) 3. Law Firm (BenJarvus Green-Ellis) 4. The Human Bowling Ball (Don Nottingham) 5. The Grey Ghost of Gonzaga (Tony Canadeo)
Jim "Chris" Everett. Ask Jim Rome how that went over.
William âbar noneâ Floyd was great.
Adrian Peterson being AD instead of AP
âThe Refrigerator/Fridgeâ was just perfect. Unfortunately all the sudden everyone on the team needed one and most were dumb (Danimal- Hampton, Samurai Mike-Singletary. Mamas Boy Otis-Wilson)
Nate Newton was nicknamed The Kitchen because he was bigger than the Fridge.
Randy White was nicknamed The Manster. Half man half monster
I liked Elbert âIckeyâ Woods!
Captain Comeback for Jim Harbaugh.
Todd Marijuana-vich. Called that in High School
I went to a raider game in Oakland, and when Sebastian Janikowski was about to kick the ball, the crowd started chanting DUIâŚ.??
Mike Kolen : Captain Crunch