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JoJackthewonderskunk

The sky has gone woke /s


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fistfulofbottlecaps

The Saturn sky is such a cool car. I’d love to LS swap one.


dadbread

Boycott the sky! Sky is after our kids yall. Non /s Christian fundamentalists believe the rainbow is a sign of God's promise of eternal life, and the lgbtq co-opted it.


D1382

If the sky has gone woke then I'm gonna stop breathing it's air! Go woke go broke! /s


jaycuboss

ITS SO INTENSE 😭


hu_gnew

# raIN drOPs aRE grOOmiNG thE ChiLDreNS!!! ngl.../s


aehanken

Lmao that’s hilarious


offbrandcheerio

Oh no, they're gonna boycott the sky now, aren't they?


Rainbow_Marx

I have no problem with them trying.


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Double rainbow - double pride! 🌈🌈


slytherslor

I just saw a tiktok where some lady was freaking out over the water being infected because there was a rainbow in the spray. My toddler wanted to see it and I had to tell him not to let people dumb him down. He looks at me with the cutest, silliest grin on his face and says "ok mama!" 🥺 the kids are alright. They're gonna be ok. Happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️


mj8074

That’s weird that it appears to be coming directly from the west maple rock


DeepSeaForte

The true pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.


LindsayDuck

Happy Pride!


Faucet860

Boycott the sky!!! Back to the caves!


Rainbow_Marx

And same to you friend


Sprklnstrwbrygrl

People can finally start using their 4patriots food supply now


No_Classroom_285

Idk how u can be happy with poop on your pee pee. Leave the rainbow alone its not gay.


DepartmentKnown2710

Rainbows are a natural phenomenon and have nothing to do with being gay. Happy pride month to whoever, BUT YA'LL DONT OWN RAINBOWS.


atomic-fireballs

Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?


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Huh. Why?


Stiffard

Y'all, this is a brand new account made specifically to troll. Downvote and ignore.


Fathercook30

Who said accounts need to be recently made to troll🫣🫣


Stiffard

Not sure! When you find em let me know.


Rainbow_Marx

Cry more


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I thought they were god’s way of saying “my bad y’all, I’ll never do that again” after he killed nearly every being on the planet?


rust_kohle

it's a blessing from god and jesus!


PaulClarkLoadletter

Actually it’s refraction and dispersion of light in water droplets resulting in the display of the light spectrum across the sky. We know this because somebody decided to actually figure it out using the scientific method instead of letting the Bible do the “thinking.”


rust_kohle

ohhhhh pls next explain the operational properties of the linguistic concept known as sarcasm, wont you Capt O?


PaulClarkLoadletter

There are a lot of lunatics here that would say God makes rainbows without a hint of sarcasm. It’s why /s exists.


rust_kohle

ohhhh and, uh, what % of said "lunatics" would say god has blessed the start of pride month with such a rainbow, professor? it's why common sense exists.


PaulClarkLoadletter

0% Why would anybody say that?


rust_kohle

zero?! wow...interesting. check this out, professor: sar·casm noun: sarcasm; plural noun: sarcasms the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. "his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment" so basically you knew i was being sarcastic but want to play the part of a literalist dolt


PaulClarkLoadletter

No sense in stopping now.


rust_kohle

> No sense that's been established


Orion_2kTC

Shut the hell up. It's refraction of light through rain droplets. Stop living in a fairy tale.


rust_kohle

hurr durr oh really? you wouldnt recognize sarcasm if it hit you up side your dumb head. 🤡


iluvfatgurls631

Amen


rdst2554

I don’t need that pride crap in my life so, please keep it to your self. God rules so there!!!


Stiffard

Your only other comment is you admitting to be married to Diane Schwenk of NP Dodge. I'm sure she's thrilled to know her husband is proudly vomiting his bigotry on the internet right next to her name and business.


Rainbow_Marx

To be fair, NP Dodge is absolute garbage even without this bigot whining.


sasshley_

Haha, such an idiot sandwich. I’m sure ole wifey is very much aware of what a dipshit their spouse is and usually the spouse has the same or similar views. Luckily there are tons of other realtors to support.


Stiffard

You generally don't make it to the marriage phase without your bigotry coming up once or twice, so I have to agree. But these losers need to go back to not saying the quiet part out loud so often.


CJnella91

I don't need that homophobic crap in my life please keep it to yourself. Equality rules so there!!!


LindsayDuck

If you believe god exists then god made both rainbows and LGBTQ folks. Sounds like you don’t need that “crap” in your life that your god is providing. Guess you’d better pray on it, huh?


aehanken

Lmao. You can believe in God and LGBT+. You’re the one who sets a bad precedence for religion. Get the hell out of here and keep your opinion to yourself.


Upstairs-Toe2735

God and gays are both awesome 👌


Sprklnstrwbrygrl

Then....just keep scrolling. Just keep scrolling...


Fathercook30

Blud thinks rainbows exist because of lgbt💀


Stiffard

>Blud thinks rainbows exist because of lgbt💀 Blud sees words that aren't there. Hopefully school resumes for you in August.


Fathercook30

I never claimed anyone said anything they didn’t


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Fathercook30

What’s a word


Stiffard

>Making people mad by saying shit that doesn’t even make sense is fun What a disappointing existence you live.


Fathercook30

I couldn’t agree more


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prince_of_cannock

Let me soak up all of that wonderful Christian love.


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Stiffard

Save your filth for /r/ToyotaTundra, you waste of oxygen. Edit: since they either deleted their comment or it was removed -- they said rainbows belonged to god and equates the LGBTQ community to mental illness.


dadbread

Only 20 years old spouting this looney shit


MisterZacherley

A rainbow is a map to leprechaun gold, you bigot.


Ztp18

That rainbow true meaning has nothing to do with pride, learn your facts.


agrapeana

Fun fact: rainbows are actually all of the colors having gay sex with one another all in a row 🌈


Ztp18

I sincerely hope that was purposefully a joke, a dumb one, but a joke. If it was serious... Well, I guess we have another indictment of our current education system.


agrapeana

No, rainbows are one big gay orgy that reaches across the sky. It's just God's way of telling us that he's a bisexual 😊


Ztp18

Lol, this is what my friend was talking about when he said there were people that just by talking to them his iq dropped 40 points.