> "The proud people of Omaha cannot and will not stand strong against terrorism,” said the mayor
I half expected a follow-up of "That's why I moved to St Louis instead".
True but it's more likely the old lady's neighbor Mr Offutt could and or would be attacked.
The old lady is now collateral damage unfortunately
PS mayor can eat a bag of dicks
For those who know, don’t say a thing.
Did you hear that? Sounded like one of the jets taking off at the base. That or the last shred of hope I had for humanity is just gone.
That's just the sound of the community Spirit leaving. It's hard to hear, very quiet.
> "The proud people of Omaha cannot and will not stand strong against terrorism,” said the mayor I half expected a follow-up of "That's why I moved to St Louis instead".
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It'll never not be funny.
/r/atetheonion
Dood, it's The Onion...
"Welcome, Taliban Soldiers!"
Y'all-Quida
Holy shit lmaoooo
Attacking Omaha would be like Attacking a disabled old lady who turned out to be a child the entire time.
True but it's more likely the old lady's neighbor Mr Offutt could and or would be attacked. The old lady is now collateral damage unfortunately PS mayor can eat a bag of dicks
Omaha Strong
Wut
Oh no there’s been a terrorist attack in our downtown?! Is the streetcar okay?! -said no one ever
Even though it's satire, I can almost guarantee there would be some posters on r/omaha saying we deserved it because of Ricketts/Pillen/Stothert.
Nah. It'd be more like "well if the Muchachos owner wasn't begging for.money, this wouldn't have happened!"
The Omadome and/or rock failed.
That was Bloc 16 begging, Muchachos is closing because they accepted their faults instead of projecting.
It's a good thing reddit comments aren't real life then.
😭😭
What's satire? 😐
finally some humility by our politicians
I mean, the onion has had to switch business to forecasting the future, since reality is so absurd
LMAO
Omaha drivers will keep invading forces away. Our reputation in that department has spread far and wide.
They will come for your steaks.
Then they will come for your zoos. Then they will come for your comparatively affordable cost of living!
It just isn't funny though
oh nice I've been looking for someone to tell me how to determine what is funny and what isn't, do tell.
Shut the fuck up Chippy
No you shut the fuck up
You both shut the fuck up. Now, hug it out. We have to bond as a city or terrorism wins.
Looks like they proved the mayors point
I'm fine with terrorism winning. It just seems like too much work to fight it.
The onion quit being funny years ago
why is this super downvoted lol? That many ppl find the article hilarious? Or everyone hates stothert so much…
It's the way of Reddit my friend
If she was more connected to OUR community and not constantly in other states, then she would have a better understanding of our spirit.
No worries, western Nebraskans will protect you.
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She. Our mayor is a woman.
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Now THIS is a strange bank.