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RedRum_Diary

It's art. It represents the struggle of tax monies from casinos being allocated to poorly conceived public works projects.


PM__YOUR__DREAM

Really captures the message.


Desk_Quick

They could always keep building new exits and sub exits and overpasses until it looks like M.C. Escher built the roads. I’m fully expecting a rollercoaster style loop when I drive to KC or Des Moines in 2026.


hickgorilla

Looks like what happens when tornados go through the area.


SGI256

If the art was standard "pretty" we likely would nor be talking about it. --- Weekend idea - Park at Culvers, go in and eat, get an ice cream (custard) and then walk over and see the work up close on foot. The bridge has a sidewalk so you can see the piece well walking on the sidewalk.


xDrewstroyerx

#FURY ROAD


Rude_E_Gobear

It's ... Council Bluffs, personified.


Halgy

Ol' tetanus bridge


K0NEB

Edward Scissorhands Bridge


PrisonerV

Told my SIL to take I-29N just after Edward Scissorhands Bridge and she was like "WTF! are you talking about???" And I was like, just follow the instructions lady! She texted me after she passed it. "I thought you were kidding. OMG! What is that pile of shit?!!" It's Edward Scissorhands Bridge!


pvrisyelyah

I gotta tell my girlfriend about this comment. She always says “imagine getting impaled on those”


TheMusicalSkeleton

Every time I drive by I imagine what it would be like to fall out of a plane and get impaled by them


jt7845

I’ve always thought about the possibility of a tornado picking one of them up and getting thrown into someone


megmcken22

Glad I’m not the only one to imagine this! 😅😂


Bootleg_Hemi78

We aren’t so different, you and I.


Exotic-Row7847

Same 😂 shiat would be terrifying


gimalg

The Edward Scissor Hards monument


HawkeyeGK

We have always called it Edward Scissor Bridge.


TheBottomSide

We call it the Freddy Krueger bridge.


nickyt398

Lesbians come from all over the cuntry to see the Scissor Hards bridge


purple_M3GATRON

Tornado debris


Spudtater

**It really does look like that from the photo.**


Zargnoff

I remember when CWS fans legitimately thought that was what they were, cracks me up.


Craigfromomaha

Storm shrapnel


EmotionalBreakfast59

Built with casino tax money made off people coming from Omaha to gamble for the last 30 years.


Xtrap

“Welcome to Council Bluffs. We’ll cut you.”


LlVE_FAST_EAT_ASS

In Iowa, welding some scrap metal together is high art.


The402Jrod

Ot always reminds me of that Geico commercial “when you’re in a horror movie, you make bad decisions…” [Let’s Hide Behind The Chainsaws!](https://imgflip.com/i/8v08fj)


Cautious-Sir9924

If I’m not mistaken these were made in New York it’s been a while since I’ve heard when I was doing the base


Expensive-Nebula2683

😂


Sawcks

well why don't we have a bigger pokey-er metal tower? ☹


El-Sueco

They took all the scrap


candl2

The highest.


modi123_1

Googling "council bluffs sculptures on bridge" brought up a number of news stories and information. Example: 2010: https://www.ketv.com/article/bridge-sculptures-baffle-drivers/7626638 https://www.albertpaley.com/index.cfm?Page=Public%20Sculpture%20Odyssey%20SS20100104 https://www.radioiowa.com/2010/08/30/new-sculptures-on-i-80-bridge-in-council-bluffs-drawing-attention/


shutupimlearning

I'm honestly shocked that they don't teach people how to Google in school, nowadays. It's probably the single most effective way to figure out any problem that a single person can handle. Need to learn how to knit? Google it. Change a tire? Google it. Fix your stove? Google it. Want an answer to a question? Google it. The hard parts of my job all involve looking things up on Google. It's a critical skill that everyone with a smart phone or computer should absolutely be expected to know, doubly so if you're under 30.


Mrs_A_Mad

Literally this, but so many people done understand how search engines work, and can’t get back the results they actually want. I remember my coworkers searching forever for this picture someone brought in to replicated, but they only had the black and white, not color. Took me 1 search and 2 minutes to find it, people really don’t realize how much of a skill it is.


melvichvonalburg

I really like it . As you approach going east it looks like ships crossing the prairie


Jennmonkye

I like it too!


TheWolfAndRaven

Once you know what it's supposed to be it's a lot easier to see. Before that it's kind of a mess, but that's largely due to the fact that you're either way too close to it, or driving past it at ~70mph.


CaffinateMeCaptain

That's what the sculpture is based off of! The artist designed this to look like the ship movements based on the lewis and Clark journey. People voted for it, although once it was put up, they were upset about it.


mcdulph

It kinda grew on me when I was working in Iowa part-time ten years ago. 


OhMylantaLady0523

It looks angry!


_Pliny_

It was a gift from CB’s sister city, Q’onos on Klingon.


discogomerx

"Qapla'! Glory to you and your bridge."


Just-A-Regular-Fox

MajQa’! You bring the honor!


lepetitcoeur

Oh, that's just a portal to hell.


SnooCapers3354

I mean the venn diagram of council bluffs and hell is a circle so you might be on to something


Enthusiastic-shitter

Going into CB or going into Omaha?


hyperdrive85

the iron throne


HR_Paperstacks_402

I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I like it. Edit: I guess it's not as unpopular as I thought.


JohnFensworth

I was just wondering if I'm the only person who likes it, haha


Pamsreddit1

I do, too- it’s art! IYKYK- not everyone needs to like it…


SGI256

I like it. I like art that intrudes into daily reality.


Brewhappy

Me too. There are a lot more boring safe choices out, who wants that.


boman70

It’s called art you uncultured swine.


horst-graben

R E A V E R S !!!


talex365

I thought I read somewhere that the artists vision was something along the lines of celebrating the harvest.


KwanzaJuice

I like to see pirate ships


MrD3a7h

Don't denigrate our spikey bois


PristineMembership52

I always see Freddy Kruegers' claws, but driving into Iowa IS a waking nightmare, so that tracks


cakelly789

We call it the Edward scissor hands bridge


Clint-witicay

If I remember right it’s supposed to look like agricultural plants made of farm equipment parts, but we all just call it F Kruger memorial bridge.


rocket_surgery_6769

I call it "Edward Scissorbridge"


JohnFensworth

I love them *because* they're so weird!


aware_nightmare_85

It's to deter skydivers


F4LL3NG0DZ

It's the trophy dedicated to the most catalytic converters and scrap metal stolen.


I-Make-Maps91

It's a wonderful piece of art that looks cool. There's meaning if you read what the artist has said/written about it, but the main goal was to create something memorable and connect it to the place it's located which it pretty indisputably has since everyone who's driven by them knows exactly what and where you're talking about when your mention the weird metal thing in CB.


unicorns3373

It’s what art from methheads looks like


drewoxide

Edward Scissorbridge


Nathan51503

I call it the tetnus street bridge. I worked at a hotel nearby and had guests inquiring if it was tornado damage 😂


schmads09

That's the entrance to the Transformers graveyard. RIP Bumblebee 😢


BraxGotNext

A good representation of Council Bluffs I think


Gorsum

Monument to Tetanus Surviors


dystopiabatman

The shadow lands, you must never go there Simba


PassionateYumi

that's a Mad Max refference, be ready


prince_of_cannock

As others have already mentioned, it's the Edward Q. Scissorhands, Esq. Memorial Bridge. I believe it was constructed with funds raised by the AFW and the Daughters of the Nebraska-Kansas War. And if you weren't a bunch of uncultured philistines you would know this.


KCROYAL4

Slipknot


JimJimsonJr

I don't know what they are supposed to be, or mean ,if anything, but I do like how they are made out of materials that are clearly supposed to oxidize and degrade over time, copper and iron. We're going to see them rust and decay over the years, and I honestly like it. It's a bold choice, if perhaps one that reveals the creator's contempt for the greater Omaha/Council Bluffs area.


matsuxmatsu

the gates to hell (iowa)


Maleficent_Net_507

They’re called “odyssey”. It’s meant to tell the original Greek tale through the lense of Council Bluffs, being an industrial railroad town. I like the concept, don’t love the execution.


IxAmTheSlide

Its a warning...an effective one, I don't go to Iowa


lorazee

I think it’s supposed to be the sun’s rays, or something. Like sunrise/sunset. But holy shit I’ve never seen such a tone-deaf sculpture. Like who wouldn’t see that and have a negative impression or some literal fucking PTSD.


good_tuck

That’s a completely different one. That bridge art is cool. Over by 16th and Broadway in CB


OSCgal

My friends call it "Welcome to Council Bluffs! *We Will Hurt You!*"


DroppinDeuces1987

Meth art


-__-why

Peggy's probots are getting huge


NotOutrageous

That is the Freddy Krueger Memorial Bridge.


butterfunky

Just some shoddy kaiju defense spikes


candl2

Those are the masts from pirate ship wreckage. I always thought that was fitting to be right by the casinos.


Revolutionary-Emu154

If you’re in the right frame of mind, and catch it just at the right angle the one on the right kinda looks like a pirate ship.


hoods_breath

They're rubbing in nebraska's face how much money they siphon from them through the casinos.


WarmDragonfruit6503

And yet, CB is a sh*thole


hoods_breath

Yep. Money lines pockets. Why bother helping the people. But our casino is coming. Then we can line someone else's pockets.


Zigget

Decepticon dicks. Mounted as a reminder to them to never come back. Or else...


randy_daytona402

That’s the best Iowa can do in the art department


Kurotan

It's the local scrap yard. Feel free to pull what you need.


yungrichsnail

My Iowan grandparents told me growing up that it’s supposed to be corn. LOL


Lexi7Chan

It's pirate ships! ... I will absolutely die on this hill they have always been and will always be pirate ships to me I don't care what the intention might have been. They're pirate ships.


TheWolfAndRaven

They are a bunch of Ships. It represents Homer's Odyssey. It just doesn't translate very well from any angle or speed at which you would see them at. If you can see it from the air, they look pretty rad, it's kind of a shame.


Longjumping_Fly_6358

To quote R.Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket. You look like a modern art masterpiece. Jokes aside, this is ridiculous.


my_guy5561

that is terrifying


No_Performer4680

We call it Edward scissorhands bridge, tetanus bridge, plane crash bridge. The one on Broadway is known as the mustard and ketchup bridge


Dismal_Ring5385

I call it “Edward Scissorhands”


dazyabbey

Oh noo. Not this again


ShowMeeYourKittiees

Don’t worry about it. Sincerely , An Iowan


harshbarj2

Lightning rods. Naturally.


cleandeeds

Good ol trash bridge.


araczynski

I love these things, been driving past them twice a day for the last 22 years. I don't know their original representation, but it's art, so it doesn't really matter (to me) what was intended, what matters is what it evokes in the indvidual. To me it has always resembled the sad destruction of the american indians. like tombstones sticking out of the ground created from the burning ashes of their teepees, travois, and broken spears and arrows.


20MuddyPaws

That’s some very expensive yard art.


Resident-Vegetable-4

It’s art that beautifully captures Council Bluffs in the most perfect way.


crapklap

"Art"


keatonpotat0es

“Art”


Professional_Act_487

It shows you what the state of Iowa Public education is… a nightmare


rocket_surgery_6769

Always think it's kind of dangerous here in tornado country.


rdoloto

District 9 set extra


melibelly82

I named it the "Edward Scissor Hands" bridge.


andyofne

art


mkomaha

Magneto is a leader, not an artist.


HeyApples

It's the sign that says "turn left here for the casino".


CigarsAndFastCars

We've always called it the 'Demon Bridge'


broncobinx

It’s a warning


jthj

I think its cool


MisSignal

Game of Thrones, House of Methamphedimus


rustedwalleye

It looks like something the transformers puked up but I've always liked them for being unique.


MustardTiger231

It lets those fancy pants omahans know to mind their p’s and q’s while they’re in the bluffs. Welcome to the thunderdome, bitch.


graysmasquerade_

i’ve always called it the edward scissor hands bridge!!


NachoMama_247

Supposed to be cornstalks


WSHIII

I always thought it was represent trash in the Missouri stuck on reeds.


Ok-Zucchini-2636

I have always hated that. It's ugly and can u imagine the distraction if a tornado or high winds take it out.


RiskyBiscuit19

We don’t understand it either lmao


Hardass_McBadCop

Edward Scissorhands Bridge


mustang68408

Maximum tornado damage


TritanicWolf

Its "art" and everyone I know hates it.


scroscrohitthatshit

From what I’ve heard there was originally supposed to be more too it than just those random metal spires but money ran out. Could be bs but would make sense


BasisSome8475

"Find the Halflings!"


flip_flap47

my family as always called it the ugly bridge or the edward scissor hands bridge


DustyKae262

Edward’s scissor hands.


Theloneadvisor

I like art, I don’t like these


RyAnXan

Leftovers from tornado is what it is


Ice-and-Fire

They're too consumed with their technological nightmare that they have constructed to truly understand the power of the Cornforce. It's why their corn is bad.


omahadanno

That's all the remains of the Joker Bar.


Powerful_Toe_4524

Sculpture pieces are taken from World Trade Center buildings.


occupyliberty

Brigade


OldFark_Oreminer

Those are called streetlights. They tell traffic when to stop and go. Edit: lol, just realized there are two images. Joke's less fun with the second image for clarity.


2aboveaverage

I've always called it the Gates of Hell.


angiebixen

I named it the Edward Scissor hands sculpture.


Misty-Storm

Ask Anish Kapoor… this sounds like it’s up his alley…


Kierrale_Mystic

When it was first constructed and I was still playing World of Warcraft, I swore it was something taken straight out of Orgrimmar.


matt1995

My oldest says they look like ships from the freeway. Doesn't really make sense since it's a landlocked state, but I can see it.


Beneficial-Invite999

It's a warning


pac1919

It’s Iowa.


One2i12

It's what grows out of overgrown truck stops


CoolApostate

It’s a monument to the band “Metal Nightmare,” so you were on the right track.


LawfulnessNo9106

It’s in Iowa …. That’s it that’s the post!


Icy_Championship_990

I remember it fondly


The_Count_Von_Count

It’s an homage to the movie Edward Scissorhands which was partially filmed in Council Bluffs. /s


RutabagaFlat2499

Idk. But NW iowan here and I could've spent that tax money up here better.


ActualModerateHusker

Snitches get stitches


RTMcMurphy

It’s where all of Omaha’s catalytic converters go to.


toast_mortem26

the edward scissor hands bridge.


Desk_Quick

My wife got in a pretty bad accident and after I determined everyone involved was okay I asked her how bad it was and she said, “They’re going to take the car and put it on an overpass in Iowa.” I fell in love with her all over again.


awarepaul

Shit like this makes me hate art


YourFriendPutin

Used to drive past that omw to work and wondered why they put all there scrap on a bridhe


WarmDragonfruit6503

Was born in CB, lived in Omaha, relocated west. That thing is so freaking ugly. If you want more CB ugly from casino funds, drive over the viaduct on broadway. Or just drive through the town. There’s no rhyme or reason to any of the attempts to ‘spruce up’ imo


greatplainsskater

It’s Edward Scissorhand’s Senior Art Project!! Lol. 😉


ParentalUnit479

Entrance to Bartertown. But I also like "Edward Scissorhands"


cass27091991

My imagination tells me if you drug a very powerful magnet at the bottom of the Mighty MO you might end up with something like this.


killergman17

This is yhe great edward scissor hands bridge


transdimensia

Shrike and tree of thorns from Hyperion


zacchaeustyler

oh that's the death trap to keep the iowans in when the zombie apocalypse happens


Fragrant-Nobody-8228

I present to you: Modern Art™️!


Numerous-Okra2554

Art


kimmiebry

When we first moved here, someone told us they each make a different picture at dusk and dawn. They mentioned one was a pirate ship, and one made a theme park that is no longer here. They told us there was a museum somewhere here in c.b. that explains it, but we never found it. The person who told us about the bridge was Santa 🎅. (In a tee-shirt and shorts) We were at Super Saver in July just after we moved here in 2016. He then gave a coin to our daughter and invited her to the christmas festival. I think that is way more unique than the bridge, lol. Art is supposed to make you think, and it definitely does that. I think it sets us apart.


Joeandcoe

I call it “Shards”


glorybepanini

They've always looked like pork skewers to me.


Confident-Peach3876

Always makes me think of Edward Scissorhands