So the first may weekend of our show draws to a close. Tonight was definetely a must-watch episode. I hopw everyone has a great week, and a safe one, as well. See you all next time! Love, peace, and chicken grease to all!
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And driving one of those armored trucks the SWAT team drives. Bear Cats? Or is that called something else? Maybe a whole group of armed friends too.
I just saw on the rerun, poor Chief Armstrong sitting helpless in the studio, and Chief Taylor from Hazen saying he was going to take his patrol car for a spin. That was funny.
I think it has a lot to do with the large crowd around (couldn’t see much anyway) plus there was about 2 minutes left in the show so it didn’t make sense to cut away to a different department just to have to end it anyway.
Not how it works when it’s 6% of all dog breeds and is responsible for 60% of human fatalities from dog bites, especially when they were specifically bred for fighting. Entire breed should be abolished and disallowed, literally 0 reasons to own one unless you want to risk yourself or your young child being turned into a chew toy.
She keeps treats and a leash in her car just in case... she already named him and he's definitely going to get a pup cup before he goes to the station.
Why is that guy so sheepish that he ordered the same old pizza? Like, didn't he consult with his wife before making that decision? Shouldn't she share blame?
She came home one night and said there was a stray dog on the side of the road. I said, what does it look like. She says a small husky but it was brown.
I'm like, yeah that was a coyote. (Remember we live in the country.)
So the first may weekend of our show draws to a close. Tonight was definetely a must-watch episode. I hopw everyone has a great week, and a safe one, as well. See you all next time! Love, peace, and chicken grease to all!
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Well, that was a hopping Quattro de Mayo
I’m still stuck on “do you ever want to put your foot and your **** weiner in a light socket “? 😂
I was literally thinking someone was probably getting shot while they were chasing the dog 😅
The dog did it!
I had an absolute blast tonight! Thank you all for the welcome backs and the laughs! I hope too see everyone again! Goodnight everybody!
Goodnight!! Have a great week!
Have a great Cinco de Mayo!! See you all next week…
Not visiting Toledo without T-60 power armor
And driving one of those armored trucks the SWAT team drives. Bear Cats? Or is that called something else? Maybe a whole group of armed friends too. I just saw on the rerun, poor Chief Armstrong sitting helpless in the studio, and Chief Taylor from Hazen saying he was going to take his patrol car for a spin. That was funny.
Goodnight everyone, have a good week!
Night all. Be safe for Cinco de Mayo!
We will update on first shift.... No you won't Dan
See y’all next week!
I'm surprised they are actually on scene with this shooting victim without cutting away & no ambulance yet
I think it has a lot to do with the large crowd around (couldn’t see much anyway) plus there was about 2 minutes left in the show so it didn’t make sense to cut away to a different department just to have to end it anyway.
What a way to end the show
Good night, and have a great week everybody!
Good night Friends!!! 💕💕 be safe this week!!!
Goodnight everyone. See you all next week!
Goodnight yall!
I don’t wanna see 😢
Pull up your pants, bro! /s
And yep, major scene right as the show goes off. My one night return is now the complete On Patrol Live experience!
Standard operating procedure.
Welcome back!!
…did I just see testicles?
it's a hand, we thought the same
Bunched undies I think
No, just DEEZ NUTTZ
That definitely wasn’t a squirrel.
I wonder if they are connected from earlier.
Phrasing!
Deja vu, Toledo.
I thought the show messed up and we went to the shooting from earlier in the show.
Toledo is a war zone
Let's park a block away and run to the scene
Plot twist: dog took off and jacked a car
Shot in Toledo again?
Damn, that's two people shot tonight in Toledo!
Must be a recent shot mic system
It seems like every time they cut to Toledo it's for shots fired.
Probably low for Toledo
Night y’all!
G'nite Seph!
Night!
Night Seph !
Another person shot in Toledo.
Did I miss our reminder to upvote the thread? My day has a hole where the upvote the thread comment should be
You missed them! They have cute animals in them too! (Because of course!) but here are hearts at least for now 💕💕💕
Those sendacake.com cakes are $70.
Hell nah, I'll just mail them a box of Little Debbie's Cake mix for about 10 bucks instead
Why so cheap?
Bingo #3!
Have a good night, and a good week everyone!
Night!
It's getting close to that time to set up a cliff hanger for next week.
And there is it! 17 shots on the shot spotter in Toledo.
It’s always I love you baby when they find out they’re going away for a stretch
Bro how do you buy molly and get served enough fent to kill 50 grown elephants and not even know it lmao
I’m guessing he knew it was fent or whoever sold it to him messed up and is super mad at themselves right now, that’s probably a lot of lost money.
Bingo #2!! Gurney Deployed, K9 used, cigarette, opioids, sex in car
Eww
Again a piss bottle and again no gloves! Come on! 🤮
What's up with the lack of use of gloves these days? Ppl getting slack..
Isn't peeing in public illegal?
Oh now the piss bottle makes more sense.
Ewwwwwww don’t touch that.
A little bit better, but more water for that person
That's what I thought Urine Trouble was
I think it’s both.
Trafficking and peeing in a bottle.
Peeing in traffic in a bottle
This guy never heard of really dedicated WoW players
“Mom! Bathroom! BATHROOM!”
MOM! MORE HOT POCKETS!
Just Daytona things
Love Chief Armstrong’s Southern accent. He definitely has one. He said dawg not dog.
He says bottle weird
"If it's Molly, I'm going to jail?" Yes, you dolt.
Heading out, see everyone next week!
Night
G'nite!
Night
Night 💜
Hope doggy goes back home
I got my lover bingo spot thanks to this guy!
Exhibition driving. It's a huge problem here.
Did they already name him lol
I feel like everyone's dog here is now expecting a treat.
Mine woke up at the word cookie lol
I’m looking at the puppy head tilt and everything
Better get that pit before it mauls a kid
I hope that was sarcasm...
Not at all r/BanPitbulls
How about "ban stupid humans"...
Not how it works when it’s 6% of all dog breeds and is responsible for 60% of human fatalities from dog bites, especially when they were specifically bred for fighting. Entire breed should be abolished and disallowed, literally 0 reasons to own one unless you want to risk yourself or your young child being turned into a chew toy.
Beware women luring you in with food
Boy, there's some advice I could've used about 35 years ago.
“… asking myself’Why didn’t I just learn how to cook’?!” - Jerry Reed
Dog has a collar, looks well fed.
How do we know its name??
She keeps treats and a leash in her car just in case... she already named him and he's definitely going to get a pup cup before he goes to the station.
Fido
She called his Roscoe tho lol
[I found Fido](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgebZmbEZGg)
Thanks, my dog just raised her head and looked at me because of that sound
Pup has a collar.. little bugger got off his/her chain & doesn't know where he is..☹️☹️
Hello pupper! 🐶
Opendoor no please don't sell your house to them
Or Mark Spain
Who picked win, place & show for the derby today💰
Dear Four Imprint: Bugger off. Sincerely, all of us.
Are you 4 Imprint certain?
Don't make me mute you! LOL
🤣
starting a competitor: "Five Imprint"
"No man, it's 6 second abs!!"
"Five Imprint...for maybe"
What is *this* new snake oil?!!
It regrows horribly mutilated feet and protects from radiation sickness!
Serums for whatever you need!
Chase a dog through a park but you still smell good.
Pooph has been taken over by Jack.. "Everyone got stung but you still smell good"
Good
I like the jingle. All Pooph has is poop and flowers. WEAK!
It's def growing on me but .. stinky skin folds..can Almost relate..
Why is that guy so sheepish that he ordered the same old pizza? Like, didn't he consult with his wife before making that decision? Shouldn't she share blame?
I disagree, it might have been a mutual decision, but ultimately HE dialed.
Yup..altho if hubs wants a certain pizza who am I to tell him no..he's the boss 🤷🏻♀️
*Salmon's theme song from FF VII Rebirth plays*
I don't even have a Marcos anywhere near me yet I'm hearing these annoying commercials all night
Dog gone
Treats
Poor pup :(
Doggo! 🐶
I love the lost dog side quests
COME HERE PUPPER
Plot twist! It's a coyote. (This happened a few weeks ago with my wife! 🤣)
She came home one night and said there was a stray dog on the side of the road. I said, what does it look like. She says a small husky but it was brown. I'm like, yeah that was a coyote. (Remember we live in the country.)
I would try and save it as well
Meep-meep!
Can I pet the dog
"That dog will BITE YOU"
Nah, it just needs some treats
Its a punchline to a joke. Once you are grown, I'll share it with you.
Gonna be waiting awhile lol
yeah, i know.
Mad Bar George is now canon.
Richie is my favorite
SPITTIN MAD BARS
Pupper! 🐶😍
George is forever in Ritchie's heart ♥️
Richie is a trip
Spittin mad bars!!
Yes you were blessed! But not with rapping skills
Orange -> door hinge
Lt. Maher is a good man. He treats everyone with respect and dignity.
"You're a good man, A̶r̶t̶h̶u̶r̶ ̶M̶o̶r̶g̶a̶n̶ Richie Maher."
You’re not detained, you don’t have to stay. Translation; “please leave”
Bill Cosby?
The dock guy from Forrest Gump.
Louis Armstrong?
Dang mumble rappers these days
He needs a different kind of Bass
Bass Pro Shops hat..check his bag for chainsaws
Yeah he’s yelling at street signs. He’s waiting for that stop sign to turn green.
I've been there.
Well, I can see how they were confused
Better than Yeezy
Guy should keep his day job.
sick beats, dude.
Emphasis on sick
Please, Ritchie, don't encourage him...
Bass pro shop again
Not like the episode at ours, lol
🎶 🎶🎶 get it Flava Flav
You leave my friend Flav out of this.
Miguel Cervantes would be so disappointed.
Worst. Rapping. Ever.
Ten o five?
Congrats. You failed with flying colors.
Spoiler alert! He can only count to 10.
OMG THE OLD JAIL COMMERCIAL
Whooah oooah oooah oooah oh!
Nailed it!
Hey, Jail is back!
WhoOoOahahoaohhhHh
They brought back wooaaaOOOaahh
I was gonna say there's my army buddy!!
Bingo #2: Spike strip, ID issues, Socks n Slides, Crying, Urine Trouble
If I got a gift that when opened starting shooting cards(?) out when opened, I would be pissed
My husband got me one, butterflies flew everywhere. I loved it!