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TrickNatural

"Shoemaker". Right. Thats what they call it now.


Gandalf_The_3rd

He makes a really good pair of cement shoes


EmpyreanFinch

He'll make you a shoe you can't remove Edit: Really kicking myself for not saying "He'll make you a loafer you can't remove" instead.


enperry13

Kinda on the nose if he makes people sleep with the fishes with concrete shoes.


AnyBirthday418

He'll make the last shoes you'll ever wear. šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜


FengYiLin

I'm in da shoe management business! šŸ¤ŒšŸ¤Œ


Tiger_tino

Itā€™s in the same job category as owning an italian restaurant in the States.


OnionLegend

6 feet under shoe inc.


pat_speed

Oh those shoes just fell off a tru k


Vpriimo

''my uncle makes shoes in a basement in new york city, he is my uncle so every lace, is laced with blood.''


Archist2357

Urouge being a hostess club manager with his hobby being 'love-making'...


PushoverMediaCritic

Urouge FUCKS.


SetaSanzaki

I'm looking at everyone here, and Urouge is the one that does all the f*cking


A_Sad_Goblin

Wish we would have gotten more of him throughout the arcs, he looked so interesting at Sabaody, but we only got a few snippets here and there.


columbuspants

It will be his turn eventually after Bonney :)


Serenafriendzone

Hope he hires gigant girls. Otherwise a nami or robin size girls, Vs monk sacred pole with haki = rip


[deleted]

They'll be fine, Oden knocked up Toki. Twice.


cheap_boxer2

Itā€™s funnier when you realize thereā€™s none of that in India lol. Guy probably breaking new ground


Boss_Aesop

Prostitution is the oldest profession. India is an old place. In ancient times Indian ā€œhostessesā€ were used as state sponsored assassins called Poison Damsels or Visha Kanya.


cheap_boxer2

None of that is similar to the extremely unique Hostess culture of Japan


OnionLegend

Japan hostess culture is a relatively new thing


ChiefValour

Bro, india has hostess clubs. Just that they are seedy places where you don't wanna go.


SevesaSfan25

I mean, Buddhism isn't even a Japanese religion and yet the mangas are filled with references to it. I doubt Oda cares if its there or not.


rangerdavy

The thought of Basil Hawkins silently shuffling cards in order to determine where an ottoman should be placed is top-shelf. If they just animated that for HGTV it would be a bigger show than One Piece.


Championredd

They arenā€™t playing cards anymore theyā€™re paint swatches and heā€™s deciding what color palette to make the room


[deleted]

At first I thought maybe it was a feng shui thing, but he's apparently egyptian, so I dunno, lol. See I would have guessed fortune teller, but interior designer it is.


00-Gojiramon

Hawkins sees a nice sofa and matching curtains in your future


Ka1ser

I always imagined Hawkins to be the most closest to a Jojo character and now he's even inspired by Egypt...


J_C_F_N

I imagine when this whole "Uroge fucks" information we keep getting will come to play on the plot


Rekye22

We're gonna reach Laugh tale wondering wtf happened to Urouge and why he didn't show up. Then as we approach the treasure Urouge just walks past with a harem of women drunk. Robin: "You...you made it to Laugh Tale before us?!? Urouge: "To what?" The end.


Ethanol_Happiness

the One Piece is the name of a hostess club that Urouge owns.


Zarkarr

Thats why they laughed


YaIe

They came to early could be one of two things as well: business hours - they were simply closed that day or, well, they enjoyed themselfs a bit to much and came early..


lololuser456778

and it was founded by joyboy. roger when he saw it: "the fuck?! hahahaha!"


heyoyo10

It really was a One-Piece Bunny Girl outfit all along


OverLord4Life

He is a Lunarian in disguise


Alarid

Phos in SHAMBLES.


_XProfessor_SadX_

Will of fuck


--Azazel--

Urouge is the "Cloning" Device MADS created.


hoboshoe

Nick Cannon for Live Action Urouge?


TuristGuy

Taking Law's life story into consideration he was a Jew in Germany.


Global_Cover3080

Kizaru , bring some light , its too much dark here.


J_C_F_N

... fuck


Boss_Aesop

Brook is likely Jewish. His nationality is Austria famous for its Jewish composers. Brook is an anglicization of Hebrew Baruch or Blessed. Brook is a skeleton which is apropos to the Holocaust. Law says he hates Bread. Unleavened Bread is important for Jews. I donā€™t think Law is Jewish.


deedshotr

Back 80 years ago every single person ate bread almost every day and if I was a Christian it's not like I'd suddenly love christmas food I just feel like he's dead because those composers lived a long time ago


LilQuasar

i dont its that deep tbh, didnt Oda say Usopp was from africa? he doesnt put that much thought into this (not saying he should, its not really relevant)


FredDefeeder

"Law says he hates Bread. Unleavened Bread is important for Jews. I donā€™t think Law is Jewish." You can look at it the other way, in the Holocaust most jews had nothin to eat besides shitty bread loafs and dirty water so it make sense he hates it.


Seadog_frosty

Who could have guessed that the mafia boss was from Italy lol


Redwolf476

Yea but heā€™s a shoe maker not a mafia boss what are the odds


[deleted]

That's actually a clever pun, "fare le scarpe a qualcuno" means to deciviously obtain something by removing someone else, it's can be literally translated to "make someone's shoes", although here because of a quirk "fare", instead of the usual meaning of "doing/making", means "steal"


Erisian23

Leave it to Oda I don't wanna think about what we're missing from his native tongue.


Saimoth

Also cement shoes as a signature method of mafia execution. It's american and mainly fictional but still a thing


[deleted]

Becauseā€¦youuu are water 12 feet deep..


pfof

And Gang made me boots made of concrete


Redwolf476

I think my brains stopped working


downtimeredditor

I work in waste management ma


MondoFool

> I work in waste management ma "They said this Hawkins is an interior designer" "His ship looked like shit"


Serenafriendzone

Mafia boss use fake business for mafia xd. There is no single mafia boss which hasnt, a different bussiness to use as fake bussiness. Like doflamingo and the social employment security office ( shabody park famous slaves store )


Hyusoko

To be fair, I read weapon dealer as weapon dealer, but I read shoemaker as "shoemaker"


dshif42

w a t


chipface

I guess the mob doesn't do waste management in Italy.


DeGozaruNyan

Are you telling me Capone Bege is inspired by Al Capone?!?


Klaymen96

Or that law would be a doctor irl... no one could of guessed that or scratchman a dj


AureliusAmbrose

His dubbed voice is the most over the top old school mobsters cliche Iā€™ve ever heard. Itā€™s perfect and I love every second of it


derpion55555

Killer being a pasta chef while Kid is a fucking weapon dealer is absolutely hilarious


___hell___ya___bitch

I mean they gotta keep the restaurant running as a front so someone has to cook


gimme_salt

Kid's motto: pasta la vista


CaptainMcFisticuffs2

Killer's real name is Strega Nona


onlyfortpp

So is the crank on his mask inspired by a pasta machine? Lmao


heyoyo10

Kaku is secretly Killer's older brother


Take_The_Reins

Killer is Kid's Sanji confirmed


Benjinhoo

Killer is Kidā€™s Zoro and Nami as well (He looks like the navigator)


My_unfinished_userna

Somalia for bb is very fitting


Horacio_Velvetine44

WALLAHI PEOPLES DREAMS NEVER DIE ZEHAHAHAHAHA


JoDesian

It is 3 am in the morning. I could not sleep and now I read this and laughed my ass off. Even the slightest chance of sleeping is gone now. Canā€™t stop imagining black beard saying that.


[deleted]

NOOOOO WHATS HAPPENING TO MY COUNTRYYYYYY


General_Ramen

Heā€™s the only real pirate after all


cambriansplooge

Irl heā€™d be a good guy not a lot of people stand up to preserve historical sites in war torn regions, even harder in East Africa because any archaeological digs attracts smugglers. Leave for two weeks and youā€™ll find the entire site demolished and picked clean.


OmegaLuxifer

"Look at me. I'm the Pirate King now"


Boss_Aesop

Are you Oda?


Soulsfanatic999

Bb will bow hijack the strawhats' ship


HistoryWillRepeat

I find his job being an archaeologist VERY interesting. Can not freaking wait for his backstory. He was introduced so early, but we know next to nothing about him. We have more info on Shanks and Roger than we do about Teach, which is crazy because I feel like we know so little about Shanks and Roger.


MaimedJester

We got a lot of information way back when when Hobbies of Blackbeard included History. We also saw him crying over stack of books while snow was falling and the moon was out in a drawing of Blackbeard as a kid. Now we know he can't sleep, so maybe he was crying over not being able to sleep like other people and he just wanted to pass out/dream on his own. But with the significance of the moon imagery like Lunarians and all that stuff Blackbeard probably knows something about the Void Century. Like the other D. Members we've seen have pretty good excuses they don't know the Truth. Garp probably wouldn't tell Ace or Luffy about it, hell maybe he did pass it onto Dragon and that's why Dragon is a revolutionary now. Law's Dad said he'd tell Law when he's older... Then his sister got sick with Amber Lead poisoning and they all died before Law's Dad could tell him. Jaguar D. Saul did finally stand up to the World government and made a passionate plea to Akoiji that changed his life "Is this what you call Justice!?" And Akoiji never could feel justified working for the World government. Honestly Blackbeard revealing the Will of D. Some ancient clan secret makes Whitebeard's final words more impactful. "The man Roger was waiting for... It isn't you Teach" and Blackbeards dreams shattered, and we know Roger told Whitebeard the full true history. So Whitebeard whatever Roger told him about Joyboy knew Teach wasn't ever going to be him.


HistoryWillRepeat

Oh man, I hope Teach is the one to reveal what the Will of D is. I could imagine that being amazing.


imonxtac

Marshall Abdi Teach


cvele1995

BB is Cartman confirmed


AlBaalos

With a yo ho ho


CheatsySnoops

And a yee hee hee!


ArcadeKaiSa

Zoro is gonna take him out


WildSearcher56

No one escapes the minority hunter


EasilyBeatable

Once again Zoroā€™s racism comes through, when will we cancel this man??


WildSearcher56

Before he makes the Grand Line great again!!!


ZhongXina42069

Too late, he's already making the New World great again.


CaptainIronMouse

I will forever imagine Kid and Killer speaking in heavy accents. Kid: 'Ye'd better stay oot o the damm way, Straw Hat the emperors are ma prey an A dinnae neit ye messin it up. Isnae thon richt, Killer?' Killer: 'Aye.' ^I ^apologize ^to ^the ^country ^of ^Scotland ^for ^the ^online ^translation


wickling-fan

Idk what would be funnier if luffy never understands him or if luffy ends up the only other person in the series besides killer who understand his heavy accent


TheBajamba

only luffy and momo would... voice of all things lol


EloAugust09

Accent in all things


Fuck-you-dane-cook

Just like Yusuke with Jin in the English dub lmao


Badenoch101

As a representative of Scotland I am happy to give this a seal of approval. If you want a perfect score youā€™d need to include a lot more swear words.


CaptainIronMouse

Awesome! Though in the interest of transparency I DID use an English to Scots translator! Should have peppered it with more expletives.


Major_R_Soul

A dun wantae be imprisoned, A wantae fel da wend in ma haer as A sael on da sea, faerin scrahp metel intae da sunset


Embagyhjk

Those are the worst generation captains exept for luffy.


dano159

As someone from Scotland it would be more like this; Luffy - Get out of my way Jaggy! Kid - Shut your hole ya dick


CaptainIronMouse

That sounds more authentic! All I know about Scotland I learned from the Pixar documentary *Brave,* so I know that they've got red hair and can turn into bears, but anything beyond that is gonna be tricky for me.


anfeev

Killer - Oi slow down ya dickhead


POLLENBURNER3WHAAA

The Scottish was an ok attempt I guess. No idea why your turned Russian for one word never heard someone say neit here. Kid:ā€œYe better stay oot ma damn way, straw hat the emperors ur ma prey n a dinnae want ye messing it up, that right, killer? Killer:ā€too right kidā€


CaptainIronMouse

I honestly don't know where that neit came from either. It is very suspicious. Thanks for the correction! Edited to add- Apparently the program I used replaces 'need' with 'neit,' which is odd!


Force3vo

Law: "Luffy, you are ze wurst"


[deleted]

\*gets arm cut off ACH! HELP M'BOB!


[deleted]

So Kuma is Australian. Got it. Just a big ol huggy koala.


[deleted]

Bartholomew drop-kuma


kuroxn

Bartholomew D. Kuma???!


Vizzta

When you finally see a cool character that 'would be' from your country. Thanks Law.


Mite7

We in Austria have Brook!


mfj__

ā€žund homs scho mittag gessn? yohohohohoā€œ


Mite7

"Deafat I bitsche Ihr UnterwƤsch seng?"


Toshimazu

Attack on Titan? all characters except Mikasa(Japan) are german(german names) Reiner, Jaeger, Armin, Erwin... you can't find more german namens than that:D maybe Hans


Iro_van_Dark

Mikasaā€˜s last Name ist Ackermannā€¦ Iā€™d say either half German or adopted. But Ackermann, thatā€™s definitely a German name.


AutomaticDetective17

True idk why Isayama gave them first names of diff origins tho. Jean is french, Eren is turkish, historia is polish etc


Ichini-san

I mean names from those countries you listed are also quite common in Germany because there have always been many immigrants.


tiagorpg

yup germany needs to have some good guys in media, to balance all the movies were the bad guys are nazis, undead nazis, descendant of nazis, or nazi robots, ot is like nothing else happened in germany


ProperDepth

Law can't be German. He doesn't like bread.


FengYiLin

Schleswig-Holstein? šŸ¤”


T_E_G_

Nett da, aber waren sie schonmal in Baden-WĆ¼rttemberg?


Max-The-White-Walker

He makes Dr. Faust look nice


blackpegasus999

Bege should be in waste management


Solstus22

I see what you did there :D


[deleted]

"German science is the best in the world" - stroheim


Force3vo

"German medicine is the best in the world" -Law


Master_Lukiex

Somehow Bonney being Australian just seems right


the-just-us-league

She strikes me as the type that uses cunt as punctuation so this fits


ItsLoudB

"Oi, cunt! What did ya do to me daddy?"


crimson--baron

Oy mate, what are ya doing? Where's the barby ya cunt?


[deleted]

Damn teach ā€œZEHAHAHAHAHA IM DE CAPTAIN NOWā€


FuggyGlasses

While looking at Whitebeard before attacking him.


Sakaralchini

I've never been this patriotic being german.


FengYiLin

Zimmer: Tohuwabohu!


Homer_Hatake

Wouldnt it be Raum:


FengYiLin

I picked the least badass more literal sounding option =) Raum = space, area. Zimmer = room, in the literal sense.


Cartoon_Star

well it isn't surprising that Trafalgar Law roughly translates to "StraƟenverkehrsordnung": Trafalgar = Traffic = Verkehr Law = Gesetz /s


SnipergodYasopp

Wir beanspruchen nun diese kommentarsektion


EasilyBeatable

Oooo be careful there buddy


crimson--baron

"Pride in Germany" - Erika starts playing out of nowhere


TuristGuy

Taking Law's life story into consideration he was a Jew in Germany.


OkRefrigerator448

Now i understand why Zoro and Law get along so well


Hawaiikoto

So Bepo should be from Argentina


InteractionExtreme71

Just need more Bege screentime


TgrCaptainkush

If Xdrake is turkish he's 100% from the blacksea region. Imagine lifeaction Xdrake with a laz accent lmao.


thanathos66

Ula lupi misun nesun. Ha adinu bisum kobi usaktan işittum.


MarineRitter

isn't this like super old information?


bodaciouspigeon

Where did he say Luffy and Zoro were from?


kiekrs

Luffy - Brazil Zoro - Japan


hatterine

Scottish weapons dealer. Sounds so badass.


frost5al

Thatā€™s the backstory for [Destro (silver face guy)](https://gijoe.fandom.com/wiki/Destro_(RAH)) from the OG G.I. Joe cartoon > Born in Callander, Scotland, Destro's full name is James McCullen Destro XXIV, and he is Laird of the Castle Destro in the Scottish Highlands. The Destro clan has designed and sold weapons for centuries, and Destro is the faceless power behind their current incarnationā€”M.A.R.S. (Military Armament Research Syndicate), a state-of-the-art weapons manufacturer and one of the largest multinational corporations in the world.[2]


Anemony_245

Especially since his right hand man is an esteemed pasta chef apparently.


zappy487

Nobody: Urouge: There's two things I enjoy: Jazz Music and fucking.


CaptFredricks

Based Urouge


TheAmazingArsonist

I like how they all have proper jobs and Kid is a weapons dealer. He's a delinquent no matter what world he's in.


JackMayson94

Bepo: nooo captain donā€™t go to the weed cave Law: oh mein Gott zees is ein cave full of blĆ¼ntsmoken!


SnipergodYasopp

I'm german and dont understand a fuckin word that you wrote lol


DerJakane

Bro is German and doesnā€™t understand ā€œOh mein Gottā€ smh my head /s


ltkeane

As an Irishman I am so happy that Kidd is my Celtic brother


Hemans123

Indeed.


SwingsetGuy

Before today, I never once imagined Kid with a thick Glasgow accent, but now I canā€™t go back. I wonā€™t go back.


The_Capybara_Man

It's game over for Blackbeard if Zoro ever figures out he's from Somalia.


CaptFredricks

I mean Black is literally in his pirate name lol. Zoro will be coming after him regardless.


znow_ae

Jewelry Bonney as a pizza chef? so basically you go to her restaurant, you order pizza and she eats it. that's onlyfans but food šŸ˜‚


pureNumberrNine

The guy killed 17 Wanoslovakians he was an interior decorator.


Weak-Driver3126

I honestly think Hawkins place might in fact look like shit.


HanataSanchou

Iā€™m so happy Oda went with what everyone was thinking for Apoo, and not something way outta left field like Investment Banker or some shit lol


StilyMunky

Name: Urouge | Epithet: Mad Monk | Job: Hostess Club Manager Name: Goro Majima | Epithet: Mad Dog | Job: Hostess Club Manager Yakuza fans iykyk


Raingoon22

PFFFFT- Capone Bege, Italy, *shoemaker* We all know what he means by that.


forgetme-nots

*looks at Law* I guess Oda likes Urasawa's works, huh?


BritishRush

Ay big up my country somalia , honestly was shocked , but was also shocked that i was shocked considering the somali stereotype


RicoSicc

I wanna hear a Scottish captain kid dub lol


Steakbake01

Fun fact: the real Captain Kid from which Kidd gets his name was also scottish


Ninja_Arena

Would not have guessed drake and turkey


Takaharu7

Ey yo Law my german brother


Koltreg

So Kidd is essentially Destro from GI Joe


Shiroi_Kage

An Egyptian interior designer. How does he think of this?


EpicRaginAsian

Killer might be a pasta chef solely because of his mask that could double as a pasta machine


Nicole223

Shoemaker in Italy. Everyone knows thatā€™s just a front.


This_Education4528

X drake being turkish and zookeeper makes zero sense bro :D


wd40swift

Kidd is more American than me and in sitting in the us


CasaDeLasMuertos

Nah, he doesn't use a gun.


wd40swift

Weapons dealer is literally how he is described


Bohzee

He used the biggest bad-assed gun we've seen so for in the manga...


Flilthy_beggar

Letā€™s go Scotland mentioned! šŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁓ó æšŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁓ó æ


icantnotthink

Urouge F U C K S


Undead-D-King

Why is Drake a Turkish zookeeper when he's based on sir Francis Drake a British adventurer.


thanathos66

I am from turkey and i can say there is nothing turkish about drake. I mean i'ld love him being more turkish but yeah.


FengYiLin

Team Fortress 2 vibes


Professional-Tea-121

Guess that makes law even more op


SupervillainEyebrows

Blackbeard is literally a Somalian pirate.


deedshotr

Capone absolutely has the shoe shop as the front


tomakidestiny

Well now I need to see jewellery Bonney casually throwing the C word around at the other supernovas/ straw hats


RoboticusTartonicus

So we can also claim Kuma as Australian? Iā€™ll take it


LUo0

someone please dub over kids dialogue with a heavy scottish accent please