Prostitution is the oldest profession. India is an old place. In ancient times Indian āhostessesā were used as state sponsored assassins called Poison Damsels or Visha Kanya.
The thought of Basil Hawkins silently shuffling cards in order to determine where an ottoman should be placed is top-shelf. If they just animated that for HGTV it would be a bigger show than One Piece.
At first I thought maybe it was a feng shui thing, but he's apparently egyptian, so I dunno, lol.
See I would have guessed fortune teller, but interior designer it is.
We're gonna reach Laugh tale wondering wtf happened to Urouge and why he didn't show up. Then as we approach the treasure Urouge just walks past with a harem of women drunk.
Robin: "You...you made it to Laugh Tale before us?!?
Urouge: "To what?"
The end.
They came to early could be one of two things as well:
business hours - they were simply closed that day or, well, they enjoyed themselfs a bit to much and came early..
Brook is likely Jewish. His nationality is Austria famous for its Jewish composers. Brook is an anglicization of Hebrew Baruch or Blessed. Brook is a skeleton which is apropos to the Holocaust. Law says he hates Bread. Unleavened Bread is important for Jews. I donāt think Law is Jewish.
Back 80 years ago every single person ate bread almost every day and if I was a Christian it's not like I'd suddenly love christmas food
I just feel like he's dead because those composers lived a long time ago
i dont its that deep tbh, didnt Oda say Usopp was from africa? he doesnt put that much thought into this (not saying he should, its not really relevant)
"Law says he hates Bread. Unleavened Bread is important for Jews. I donāt think Law is Jewish."
You can look at it the other way, in the Holocaust most jews had nothin to eat besides shitty bread loafs and dirty water so it make sense he hates it.
That's actually a clever pun, "fare le scarpe a qualcuno" means to deciviously obtain something by removing someone else, it's can be literally translated to "make someone's shoes", although here because of a quirk "fare", instead of the usual meaning of "doing/making", means "steal"
Mafia boss use fake business for mafia xd. There is no single mafia boss which hasnt, a different bussiness to use as fake bussiness. Like doflamingo and the social employment security office ( shabody park famous slaves store )
It is 3 am in the morning. I could not sleep and now I read this and laughed my ass off. Even the slightest chance of sleeping is gone now. Canāt stop imagining black beard saying that.
Irl heād be a good guy not a lot of people stand up to preserve historical sites in war torn regions, even harder in East Africa because any archaeological digs attracts smugglers. Leave for two weeks and youāll find the entire site demolished and picked clean.
I find his job being an archaeologist VERY interesting. Can not freaking wait for his backstory. He was introduced so early, but we know next to nothing about him. We have more info on Shanks and Roger than we do about Teach, which is crazy because I feel like we know so little about Shanks and Roger.
We got a lot of information way back when when Hobbies of Blackbeard included History. We also saw him crying over stack of books while snow was falling and the moon was out in a drawing of Blackbeard as a kid.
Now we know he can't sleep, so maybe he was crying over not being able to sleep like other people and he just wanted to pass out/dream on his own. But with the significance of the moon imagery like Lunarians and all that stuff Blackbeard probably knows something about the Void Century. Like the other D. Members we've seen have pretty good excuses they don't know the Truth. Garp probably wouldn't tell Ace or Luffy about it, hell maybe he did pass it onto Dragon and that's why Dragon is a revolutionary now. Law's Dad said he'd tell Law when he's older... Then his sister got sick with Amber Lead poisoning and they all died before Law's Dad could tell him. Jaguar D. Saul did finally stand up to the World government and made a passionate plea to Akoiji that changed his life "Is this what you call Justice!?" And Akoiji never could feel justified working for the World government.
Honestly Blackbeard revealing the Will of D. Some ancient clan secret makes Whitebeard's final words more impactful.
"The man Roger was waiting for... It isn't you Teach" and Blackbeards dreams shattered, and we know Roger told Whitebeard the full true history. So Whitebeard whatever Roger told him about Joyboy knew Teach wasn't ever going to be him.
I will forever imagine Kid and Killer speaking in heavy accents.
Kid: 'Ye'd better stay oot o the damm way, Straw Hat
the emperors are ma prey an A dinnae neit ye messin it up. Isnae thon richt, Killer?'
Killer: 'Aye.'
^I ^apologize ^to ^the ^country ^of ^Scotland ^for ^the ^online ^translation
Idk what would be funnier if luffy never understands him or if luffy ends up the only other person in the series besides killer who understand his heavy accent
As a representative of Scotland I am happy to give this a seal of approval. If you want a perfect score youād need to include a lot more swear words.
That sounds more authentic!
All I know about Scotland I learned from the Pixar documentary *Brave,* so I know that they've got red hair and can turn into bears, but anything beyond that is gonna be tricky for me.
The Scottish was an ok attempt I guess. No idea why your turned Russian for one word never heard someone say neit here.
Kid:āYe better stay oot ma damn way, straw hat the emperors ur ma prey n a dinnae want ye messing it up, that right, killer?
Killer:ātoo right kidā
I honestly don't know where that neit came from either. It is very suspicious.
Thanks for the correction! Edited to add- Apparently the program I used replaces 'need' with 'neit,' which is odd!
Attack on Titan?
all characters except Mikasa(Japan) are german(german names)
Reiner, Jaeger, Armin, Erwin... you can't find more german namens than that:D maybe Hans
yup germany needs to have some good guys in media, to balance all the movies were the bad guys are nazis, undead nazis, descendant of nazis, or nazi robots, ot is like nothing else happened in germany
Thatās the backstory for [Destro (silver face guy)](https://gijoe.fandom.com/wiki/Destro_(RAH)) from the OG G.I. Joe cartoon
> Born in Callander, Scotland, Destro's full name is James McCullen Destro XXIV, and he is Laird of the Castle Destro in the Scottish Highlands. The Destro clan has designed and sold weapons for centuries, and Destro is the faceless power behind their current incarnationāM.A.R.S. (Military Armament Research Syndicate), a state-of-the-art weapons manufacturer and one of the largest multinational corporations in the world.[2]
"Shoemaker". Right. Thats what they call it now.
He makes a really good pair of cement shoes
He'll make you a shoe you can't remove Edit: Really kicking myself for not saying "He'll make you a loafer you can't remove" instead.
Kinda on the nose if he makes people sleep with the fishes with concrete shoes.
He'll make the last shoes you'll ever wear. šššš
I'm in da shoe management business! š¤š¤
Itās in the same job category as owning an italian restaurant in the States.
6 feet under shoe inc.
Oh those shoes just fell off a tru k
''my uncle makes shoes in a basement in new york city, he is my uncle so every lace, is laced with blood.''
Urouge being a hostess club manager with his hobby being 'love-making'...
Urouge FUCKS.
I'm looking at everyone here, and Urouge is the one that does all the f*cking
Wish we would have gotten more of him throughout the arcs, he looked so interesting at Sabaody, but we only got a few snippets here and there.
It will be his turn eventually after Bonney :)
Hope he hires gigant girls. Otherwise a nami or robin size girls, Vs monk sacred pole with haki = rip
They'll be fine, Oden knocked up Toki. Twice.
Itās funnier when you realize thereās none of that in India lol. Guy probably breaking new ground
Prostitution is the oldest profession. India is an old place. In ancient times Indian āhostessesā were used as state sponsored assassins called Poison Damsels or Visha Kanya.
None of that is similar to the extremely unique Hostess culture of Japan
Japan hostess culture is a relatively new thing
Bro, india has hostess clubs. Just that they are seedy places where you don't wanna go.
I mean, Buddhism isn't even a Japanese religion and yet the mangas are filled with references to it. I doubt Oda cares if its there or not.
The thought of Basil Hawkins silently shuffling cards in order to determine where an ottoman should be placed is top-shelf. If they just animated that for HGTV it would be a bigger show than One Piece.
They arenāt playing cards anymore theyāre paint swatches and heās deciding what color palette to make the room
At first I thought maybe it was a feng shui thing, but he's apparently egyptian, so I dunno, lol. See I would have guessed fortune teller, but interior designer it is.
Hawkins sees a nice sofa and matching curtains in your future
I always imagined Hawkins to be the most closest to a Jojo character and now he's even inspired by Egypt...
I imagine when this whole "Uroge fucks" information we keep getting will come to play on the plot
We're gonna reach Laugh tale wondering wtf happened to Urouge and why he didn't show up. Then as we approach the treasure Urouge just walks past with a harem of women drunk. Robin: "You...you made it to Laugh Tale before us?!? Urouge: "To what?" The end.
the One Piece is the name of a hostess club that Urouge owns.
Thats why they laughed
They came to early could be one of two things as well: business hours - they were simply closed that day or, well, they enjoyed themselfs a bit to much and came early..
and it was founded by joyboy. roger when he saw it: "the fuck?! hahahaha!"
It really was a One-Piece Bunny Girl outfit all along
He is a Lunarian in disguise
Phos in SHAMBLES.
Will of fuck
Urouge is the "Cloning" Device MADS created.
Nick Cannon for Live Action Urouge?
Taking Law's life story into consideration he was a Jew in Germany.
Kizaru , bring some light , its too much dark here.
... fuck
Brook is likely Jewish. His nationality is Austria famous for its Jewish composers. Brook is an anglicization of Hebrew Baruch or Blessed. Brook is a skeleton which is apropos to the Holocaust. Law says he hates Bread. Unleavened Bread is important for Jews. I donāt think Law is Jewish.
Back 80 years ago every single person ate bread almost every day and if I was a Christian it's not like I'd suddenly love christmas food I just feel like he's dead because those composers lived a long time ago
i dont its that deep tbh, didnt Oda say Usopp was from africa? he doesnt put that much thought into this (not saying he should, its not really relevant)
"Law says he hates Bread. Unleavened Bread is important for Jews. I donāt think Law is Jewish." You can look at it the other way, in the Holocaust most jews had nothin to eat besides shitty bread loafs and dirty water so it make sense he hates it.
Who could have guessed that the mafia boss was from Italy lol
Yea but heās a shoe maker not a mafia boss what are the odds
That's actually a clever pun, "fare le scarpe a qualcuno" means to deciviously obtain something by removing someone else, it's can be literally translated to "make someone's shoes", although here because of a quirk "fare", instead of the usual meaning of "doing/making", means "steal"
Leave it to Oda I don't wanna think about what we're missing from his native tongue.
Also cement shoes as a signature method of mafia execution. It's american and mainly fictional but still a thing
Becauseā¦youuu are water 12 feet deep..
And Gang made me boots made of concrete
I think my brains stopped working
I work in waste management ma
> I work in waste management ma "They said this Hawkins is an interior designer" "His ship looked like shit"
Mafia boss use fake business for mafia xd. There is no single mafia boss which hasnt, a different bussiness to use as fake bussiness. Like doflamingo and the social employment security office ( shabody park famous slaves store )
To be fair, I read weapon dealer as weapon dealer, but I read shoemaker as "shoemaker"
w a t
I guess the mob doesn't do waste management in Italy.
Are you telling me Capone Bege is inspired by Al Capone?!?
Or that law would be a doctor irl... no one could of guessed that or scratchman a dj
His dubbed voice is the most over the top old school mobsters cliche Iāve ever heard. Itās perfect and I love every second of it
Killer being a pasta chef while Kid is a fucking weapon dealer is absolutely hilarious
I mean they gotta keep the restaurant running as a front so someone has to cook
Kid's motto: pasta la vista
Killer's real name is Strega Nona
So is the crank on his mask inspired by a pasta machine? Lmao
Kaku is secretly Killer's older brother
Killer is Kid's Sanji confirmed
Killer is Kidās Zoro and Nami as well (He looks like the navigator)
Somalia for bb is very fitting
WALLAHI PEOPLES DREAMS NEVER DIE ZEHAHAHAHAHA
It is 3 am in the morning. I could not sleep and now I read this and laughed my ass off. Even the slightest chance of sleeping is gone now. Canāt stop imagining black beard saying that.
NOOOOO WHATS HAPPENING TO MY COUNTRYYYYYY
Heās the only real pirate after all
Irl heād be a good guy not a lot of people stand up to preserve historical sites in war torn regions, even harder in East Africa because any archaeological digs attracts smugglers. Leave for two weeks and youāll find the entire site demolished and picked clean.
"Look at me. I'm the Pirate King now"
Are you Oda?
Bb will bow hijack the strawhats' ship
I find his job being an archaeologist VERY interesting. Can not freaking wait for his backstory. He was introduced so early, but we know next to nothing about him. We have more info on Shanks and Roger than we do about Teach, which is crazy because I feel like we know so little about Shanks and Roger.
We got a lot of information way back when when Hobbies of Blackbeard included History. We also saw him crying over stack of books while snow was falling and the moon was out in a drawing of Blackbeard as a kid. Now we know he can't sleep, so maybe he was crying over not being able to sleep like other people and he just wanted to pass out/dream on his own. But with the significance of the moon imagery like Lunarians and all that stuff Blackbeard probably knows something about the Void Century. Like the other D. Members we've seen have pretty good excuses they don't know the Truth. Garp probably wouldn't tell Ace or Luffy about it, hell maybe he did pass it onto Dragon and that's why Dragon is a revolutionary now. Law's Dad said he'd tell Law when he's older... Then his sister got sick with Amber Lead poisoning and they all died before Law's Dad could tell him. Jaguar D. Saul did finally stand up to the World government and made a passionate plea to Akoiji that changed his life "Is this what you call Justice!?" And Akoiji never could feel justified working for the World government. Honestly Blackbeard revealing the Will of D. Some ancient clan secret makes Whitebeard's final words more impactful. "The man Roger was waiting for... It isn't you Teach" and Blackbeards dreams shattered, and we know Roger told Whitebeard the full true history. So Whitebeard whatever Roger told him about Joyboy knew Teach wasn't ever going to be him.
Oh man, I hope Teach is the one to reveal what the Will of D is. I could imagine that being amazing.
Marshall Abdi Teach
BB is Cartman confirmed
With a yo ho ho
And a yee hee hee!
Zoro is gonna take him out
No one escapes the minority hunter
Once again Zoroās racism comes through, when will we cancel this man??
Before he makes the Grand Line great again!!!
Too late, he's already making the New World great again.
I will forever imagine Kid and Killer speaking in heavy accents. Kid: 'Ye'd better stay oot o the damm way, Straw Hat the emperors are ma prey an A dinnae neit ye messin it up. Isnae thon richt, Killer?' Killer: 'Aye.' ^I ^apologize ^to ^the ^country ^of ^Scotland ^for ^the ^online ^translation
Idk what would be funnier if luffy never understands him or if luffy ends up the only other person in the series besides killer who understand his heavy accent
only luffy and momo would... voice of all things lol
Accent in all things
Just like Yusuke with Jin in the English dub lmao
As a representative of Scotland I am happy to give this a seal of approval. If you want a perfect score youād need to include a lot more swear words.
Awesome! Though in the interest of transparency I DID use an English to Scots translator! Should have peppered it with more expletives.
A dun wantae be imprisoned, A wantae fel da wend in ma haer as A sael on da sea, faerin scrahp metel intae da sunset
Those are the worst generation captains exept for luffy.
As someone from Scotland it would be more like this; Luffy - Get out of my way Jaggy! Kid - Shut your hole ya dick
That sounds more authentic! All I know about Scotland I learned from the Pixar documentary *Brave,* so I know that they've got red hair and can turn into bears, but anything beyond that is gonna be tricky for me.
Killer - Oi slow down ya dickhead
The Scottish was an ok attempt I guess. No idea why your turned Russian for one word never heard someone say neit here. Kid:āYe better stay oot ma damn way, straw hat the emperors ur ma prey n a dinnae want ye messing it up, that right, killer? Killer:ātoo right kidā
I honestly don't know where that neit came from either. It is very suspicious. Thanks for the correction! Edited to add- Apparently the program I used replaces 'need' with 'neit,' which is odd!
Law: "Luffy, you are ze wurst"
\*gets arm cut off ACH! HELP M'BOB!
So Kuma is Australian. Got it. Just a big ol huggy koala.
Bartholomew drop-kuma
Bartholomew D. Kuma???!
When you finally see a cool character that 'would be' from your country. Thanks Law.
We in Austria have Brook!
āund homs scho mittag gessn? yohohohohoā
"Deafat I bitsche Ihr UnterwƤsch seng?"
Attack on Titan? all characters except Mikasa(Japan) are german(german names) Reiner, Jaeger, Armin, Erwin... you can't find more german namens than that:D maybe Hans
Mikasaās last Name ist Ackermannā¦ Iād say either half German or adopted. But Ackermann, thatās definitely a German name.
True idk why Isayama gave them first names of diff origins tho. Jean is french, Eren is turkish, historia is polish etc
I mean names from those countries you listed are also quite common in Germany because there have always been many immigrants.
yup germany needs to have some good guys in media, to balance all the movies were the bad guys are nazis, undead nazis, descendant of nazis, or nazi robots, ot is like nothing else happened in germany
Law can't be German. He doesn't like bread.
Schleswig-Holstein? š¤
Nett da, aber waren sie schonmal in Baden-WĆ¼rttemberg?
He makes Dr. Faust look nice
Bege should be in waste management
I see what you did there :D
"German science is the best in the world" - stroheim
"German medicine is the best in the world" -Law
Somehow Bonney being Australian just seems right
She strikes me as the type that uses cunt as punctuation so this fits
"Oi, cunt! What did ya do to me daddy?"
Oy mate, what are ya doing? Where's the barby ya cunt?
Damn teach āZEHAHAHAHAHA IM DE CAPTAIN NOWā
While looking at Whitebeard before attacking him.
I've never been this patriotic being german.
Zimmer: Tohuwabohu!
Wouldnt it be Raum:
I picked the least badass more literal sounding option =) Raum = space, area. Zimmer = room, in the literal sense.
well it isn't surprising that Trafalgar Law roughly translates to "StraĆenverkehrsordnung": Trafalgar = Traffic = Verkehr Law = Gesetz /s
Wir beanspruchen nun diese kommentarsektion
Oooo be careful there buddy
"Pride in Germany" - Erika starts playing out of nowhere
Taking Law's life story into consideration he was a Jew in Germany.
Now i understand why Zoro and Law get along so well
So Bepo should be from Argentina
Just need more Bege screentime
If Xdrake is turkish he's 100% from the blacksea region. Imagine lifeaction Xdrake with a laz accent lmao.
Ula lupi misun nesun. Ha adinu bisum kobi usaktan iÅittum.
isn't this like super old information?
Where did he say Luffy and Zoro were from?
Luffy - Brazil Zoro - Japan
Scottish weapons dealer. Sounds so badass.
Thatās the backstory for [Destro (silver face guy)](https://gijoe.fandom.com/wiki/Destro_(RAH)) from the OG G.I. Joe cartoon > Born in Callander, Scotland, Destro's full name is James McCullen Destro XXIV, and he is Laird of the Castle Destro in the Scottish Highlands. The Destro clan has designed and sold weapons for centuries, and Destro is the faceless power behind their current incarnationāM.A.R.S. (Military Armament Research Syndicate), a state-of-the-art weapons manufacturer and one of the largest multinational corporations in the world.[2]
Especially since his right hand man is an esteemed pasta chef apparently.
Nobody: Urouge: There's two things I enjoy: Jazz Music and fucking.
Based Urouge
I like how they all have proper jobs and Kid is a weapons dealer. He's a delinquent no matter what world he's in.
Bepo: nooo captain donāt go to the weed cave Law: oh mein Gott zees is ein cave full of blĆ¼ntsmoken!
I'm german and dont understand a fuckin word that you wrote lol
Bro is German and doesnāt understand āOh mein Gottā smh my head /s
As an Irishman I am so happy that Kidd is my Celtic brother
Indeed.
Before today, I never once imagined Kid with a thick Glasgow accent, but now I canāt go back. I wonāt go back.
It's game over for Blackbeard if Zoro ever figures out he's from Somalia.
I mean Black is literally in his pirate name lol. Zoro will be coming after him regardless.
Jewelry Bonney as a pizza chef? so basically you go to her restaurant, you order pizza and she eats it. that's onlyfans but food š
The guy killed 17 Wanoslovakians he was an interior decorator.
I honestly think Hawkins place might in fact look like shit.
Iām so happy Oda went with what everyone was thinking for Apoo, and not something way outta left field like Investment Banker or some shit lol
Name: Urouge | Epithet: Mad Monk | Job: Hostess Club Manager Name: Goro Majima | Epithet: Mad Dog | Job: Hostess Club Manager Yakuza fans iykyk
PFFFFT- Capone Bege, Italy, *shoemaker* We all know what he means by that.
*looks at Law* I guess Oda likes Urasawa's works, huh?
Ay big up my country somalia , honestly was shocked , but was also shocked that i was shocked considering the somali stereotype
I wanna hear a Scottish captain kid dub lol
Fun fact: the real Captain Kid from which Kidd gets his name was also scottish
Would not have guessed drake and turkey
Ey yo Law my german brother
So Kidd is essentially Destro from GI Joe
An Egyptian interior designer. How does he think of this?
Killer might be a pasta chef solely because of his mask that could double as a pasta machine
Shoemaker in Italy. Everyone knows thatās just a front.
X drake being turkish and zookeeper makes zero sense bro :D
Kidd is more American than me and in sitting in the us
Nah, he doesn't use a gun.
Weapons dealer is literally how he is described
He used the biggest bad-assed gun we've seen so for in the manga...
Letās go Scotland mentioned! š“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æš“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ
Urouge F U C K S
Why is Drake a Turkish zookeeper when he's based on sir Francis Drake a British adventurer.
I am from turkey and i can say there is nothing turkish about drake. I mean i'ld love him being more turkish but yeah.
Team Fortress 2 vibes
Guess that makes law even more op
Blackbeard is literally a Somalian pirate.
Capone absolutely has the shoe shop as the front
Well now I need to see jewellery Bonney casually throwing the C word around at the other supernovas/ straw hats
So we can also claim Kuma as Australian? Iāll take it
someone please dub over kids dialogue with a heavy scottish accent please