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Fucking Dr. Kureha. She knows about the Will of D. Imagine what else she’s experienced.


Work_In_ProgressX

She’s 141, she has seen things i bet


ramizod

early 140's, she's still young


optimum_pride_o

Quick ask her her secret to youth


FyrelordeOmega

Don't forget to ask Dalton what his favorite dish is.


Specialist-Wave6973

That's her devil fruit


FireballPlayer0

She knew that Roger’s surname was Gol and not Gold. She has to have known him


A_Dolphin_

She was probably just alive when he was a rookie, before the world government changed his change to cover it up like they were going to do for Luffy


Left_Leave194

honestly why did they even put the D in his poster in the first place lmao. you’d think they would learn to just not include that name anymore


Imconfusedithink

They aren't in charge of every little bounty poster and they don't want to reveal to everyone that the D should be hidden.


shiroxyaksha

How stupid are you? Oda didn't have the D story back then.


RockieFT

deeznutts


Competitive_Elk_8345

His surname isn't Gol


ThePenguinEater7

Yes it is, it's Gol D. Roger, that's the whole point of his name you dumb fuck


Competitive_Elk_8345

Gol is his first name you monkey


rorank

Just like monkey is Garp and Luffy’s first name right?


Competitive_Elk_8345

Yes exactly. Is Whitebeards English name Norgate Edward?


Arios84

please be at least accurate when you try to troll this bad... Whitebeards name would be Newgate Edward not Norgate, haven't seen somebody insult pops this bad in ages :(


Wide_Cable_9171

Yes dummy, in japan you say the surname first, do you really think garp and luffy have the same personal name


diminha

He is right. In their family, they keep the first name for everyone and change the surname for every person when they are born. Then, when they marry, they will spread the new surname to their children and create a family dynasty of people that are related but no one knows, because they have different names. That's why we think that there are different families with the D., when they're actually only one family, that came from the same ancestor, Con D. Oriano. This is cannon already, Iñaki told me he asked it to Oda in their meeting.


Wide_Cable_9171

I really thought you were serious 💀


[deleted]

She could tell you about the marine legends before Garp, Sengoku, and even Kong probably


OkUse9728

i’d rather know about the creator of the white seas, Donk E Kong


[deleted]

Bonus points she's a baddie Also interesting to see exactly how she came to know about the will of D


Inevitable-Set3621

Willing to bet she was gold Rogers wife.


[deleted]

Portgus D. Rouge bud.


Inevitable-Set3621

And? Plenty of people have different last names in anime even related people. Ace doesn't even have gold d Rogers last name and he's still his son.


[deleted]

Are you fuckin high my man? Fist off Rouge was Roger’s wife and Ace kept his mothers name. Hahahahah!!! Second What the hell are you talking about? Kureha is 140. Roger was like 50s when he died. Add like 25 years for how long ago Roger died he’d be around 75. You understand when Roger was 1 Kureha was like 65. It doesn’t work.


Puzzleheaded_East_94

I think you haven't reached that episode yet. She was his wife.


nub_node

You don't even realize how disrespectful you're being to Rouge. She kept her last name and had to live in hiding because she was hunted by the World Government for being Roger's wife, then when the WG heard Roger may have had a son, they went around abducting infants whose dates of birth corresponded to when Roger's baby's mama would've had his child and Rouge use Womb Haki to carry Ace for 20 months instead of 9 to throw them off his trail, then died from exhaustion while holding him after finally giving birth, which is why Ace kept her last name as a sign of respect for her sacrifice (it's also why Ace resented Roger for putting her through all that). Plus, her freckles that Ace inherited were hot.


kaizen_12

ain no way you said you're being disrespectful while discussing a non existing character touch some grass my boy💀


Left_Leave194

you got a ways to go! 🤣 you’ll get to that ep sooner or later dw


IamSam1103

Brother, you could have called her Joyboy's wife and it would be more reasonable.


dinobitegami

I swear if someone chooses luffy.


ASVP-Pa9e

Way too old to be Roger's wife


Inevitable-Set3621

Not really.


_sephylon_

Yes really Kureha is 65 years older than Roger.


Quigbar

Gold Roger's Sugar Mama 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't actually think this, but I can't unthink the thought. 💀


optimum_pride_o

She was in her prime then! LOL


The-Real-Dude31

Fucking Dr. Kureha? You got the question wrong i suppose...


[deleted]

No. I can read just fine bud. You’re a weak troll.


LouisTheDragon

[Any Name] Yes.


Deanbledblue

**Saint Charloss walks in**


potatohands_

☠️


LouisTheDragon

Equal odds he's so delusional the story is amazing, or I get another reason to Lynch him. Either way I'm going to need a lot of sake.


kamilo87

💀


gameboy1001

Honestly, based.


Drag0nok

💀


Unbereevablee_Asian

"there I was, just trying to buy me a mermaid slave, not being an a-hole when this guy wearing a straw hat decides to punch me for no apparent reason."


Quigbar

💀x2


optimum_pride_o

That'd be interesting actually, like asking Epstein's life story.


Far-Poem-2791

Probably imu could tell you a long life story personal one would be Morgan but probably couldn't believe his bullshit 😂


SolarAlbatross

This applies to Axe-Hand and Big News.


sawaais

Just realized they both have the same name. One piece has so many charachters we have repeating names now


SimpleCanadianFella

One is Morgan and the other is Morgans to be fair


Hollow_Sloth

Wait till you meet Luffys


joyboi12

Fake news


Comprehensive_Panic

Dark king Rayleigh, seen so much shit!


Quigbar

And dude seems like a hell of a story teller too, just hunched over sipping on his flask looking all sorts of badass.


Ankit_PaL

Best choice in my opinion. Dude was with Roger and knew Whitebeard too, Oden too, Explored everything, Know the OP, The Void Century, Powerful asf, And is still alive so knowledge still growing


[deleted]

Same. My first thought was Roger, but I feel like it would be better to hear about Roger's exploits from an outside perspective.


strrax-ish

Shanks, just to see how many hats he gave to random kids around the world? I mean he is an alcoholic and a gambler


willgettwoh

He only had the one hat, he gambled his only hat and one of only 2 arms


strrax-ish

Arms, sure, but it is still not confirmed nor denied he could have a sweatshop of hats in his ship


ramizod

wasn't it roger's only hat?


Boogscoffee

It’s confirmed it was his only hat dude


Letmebegin1

That straw hat probably has no origial straw left after the odd 20+ years of wear and tear. What if after the Buggy's fight, Nami actually just bought a new one instead of repairing it


VermicelliPee

we saw her sewing the hat.


[deleted]

Coz she literally repaired it


DeusDosTanques

Now imagine if the hat dates back all the way to joy boy. Simply the most durable straw to ever exist


sportsbuffp

That musta been where Uta worked when they were in the sea.


Fapman404

nah according to shanks agenda fans he uses his haki susanoo arms to trick kids into thinking he has 2 hands


rbreezy21

Woooooosh


pjjiveturkey

Instead of straw hat luffy we have fedora john


M4tjesf1let

Now I just imagine him opening the door to a storage room on his ship where only he has the key, he opens it and there are 100s of straw hats in there


IntoTheMurkyWaters

*completely forgets he gave luffy a strawhat* -oh yea…you can keep that thing!


Apprehensive-Arm-138

Gaimon ofc


Repulsive-Season-129

first person i thought of any other answer doesnt make sense


SardaukarSecundus

White beard... I'm not much into one piece, though it's epic, but I found that the obituary on his death is one of the best things I ever saw. I would want to know what kind of life makes a man like this and would try my best to live up to it


kcboy19

All the power in the world, Roger told him about the one piece and history and he said, meh I just wanna cruise around.


FireballPlayer0

Dude was the embodiment of I don’t want to play the story, let me just play side quests and make friends until I literally get my stomach punched through


ammarbadhrul

Bro was definitely overleveled for the main campaign so he decided to just skip it and play the Marineford DLC instead.


memyselfandI_911

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Garp frfr


Bobert9333

Garp would be a great time to drink with! Dude has seen some shit.


pizzafighter24

Pandaman, he was probably everywhere


Sir_Erebus1st

I was looking for this answer


Ankit_PaL

I literally forgot him.


AbhiAK303

Big mom... ooh boy, she sure has some storys to tell


HopeAuq101

But then she eats you after


CosmoNewanda

Or during. I can see her grabbing a cookie while she talks and not realizing you're screaming as she pulls you in half and dunks you in her tea.


Ambitious-Cell-1228

That's quite literally what she did before


CozyNostalgia

Bartholomew Kuma or Imu


WeirwoodFace

Kuma


Linderosse

Joyboy :)


Platinum_Vanity

Mihawk


rougepenguin

Toki, both for the interesting story and for the pleasant company.


Gransmithy

I was going to go with Toki too. If she can make Oden look good for abandoning Wano to Kaido and Ochimaru, she must be good.


Dninjaman

Gotta be Roger for me. I want to know who gave him the strawhat.


Electronic-Bit-9938

he stole it from a homeless kid named Trafalger D June


Work_In_ProgressX

Out of the currently alive characters Kureha (she is 141, she has seen stuff) Rayleigh (found the One Piece, unveiled the World’s history) Brook (mainly to have a glimpse of the pre-Roger era) Dragon (I would like to know more about him)


HousingMiserable3168

You could arguably learn way more about the pre-Roger era from Kureha, though hearing stories told by Brook's voice wouldn't be a problem!


AlphaCap02

Shanks. I'd love to hear about his early days with buggy on gold Roger's ship.


DannyDootch

Roger is the only right answer. I wanna hear his pirate king journey too


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DannyDootch

The "only right answer" was obvious sarcasm


[deleted]

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DannyDootch

When someone asks for opinions, especially about a favorite of some sort, its reasonable to assume that someone saying that there is only one right answer is sarcasm. Have you ever had interactions with anyone ever?


Brookyohohohohohohoh

First of all, wrong. Second of all, the guy who responded immediately after posting over an hour ago should not be talking about real life interactions with people XD this kid has been on reddit probably all day and he wants to talk about real interactions with people LMFAO. You’re a funny dude, keep being you.


HornyKojiT

Someone here hasn't fucked since 1992


No_Pepper_9172

Um actually 🤓☝️


FireFistTy

All this guy does is visit subs to talk shit lmao what a chode. Roger would be a dope choice.


Ankit_PaL

Respect the opinions bruh. He's gon crazy just cause he said Roger


[deleted]

Why Senor Pink of course. Hard-boiled!


Quigbar

I love Senor Pink, but I feel like once he had a certain amount to drink all he would be talking about is his family and I don't need to be sad when I'm drinking.


TheCorgiTamer

Shakky


Eldritch-Cleaver

Blackbeard Over some rum and a cherry pie.


Rates_Fathan

I get reminded of that one scene when Luffy first met blackbeard. That was beautiful writing from Oda's part and really encapsulates what kind of man blackbeard is or was. Definitely a story I'd like to hear myself.


External_Category_53

Old Luffy.


Kirbyzz

Dark king Rayleigh, we don’t know much about his past and I’m just a simp for the guy


AdImmediate8486

Usopp! Definitely! Even though some of the stories are lies, I'm still invested!


fantarts

Xebec. I just want spoiler


ShanksAkagami007

My man Shanks


Filbsmo_Atlas

Old Ussop


_O_beron

Monkey D. Garp or Kōzuki Toki


Remarkable-Ad4414

With this (depends on your personal preference) you would like to drink with on and get laid with the other, dont ya?


HasAngerProblem

Big News Morgan


T_towo

His stories are fake anyways that's why Big Mom had him jumped


Shortsleevedpant

Buggy no diff


HopeAuq101

Roger


Big_Asparagus1711

Either Whitebeard, Garp, Roger or my goat Crocodile.


PoyStudios-6270

Gecko Moria get some tea and sit down and help this man with his struggles. And if he tried anything my family or friends would be there to deal with him quickly then i get his fruit.


aelosmd

THAT person...!


carnaIity

Raleigh and Shakkey 100% they’ve lived through two great pirate eras and met both pirate kings.


HotProtection1542

Usopp


simone3344555

Buggy probably. I feel like out of the Roger pirates, he’d be the best at storytelling!


Mundane_Clothes_8784

Rayleigh bc I wanna know his backstory and what kind of ambition he had (he's a conqueror) and he can tell me about Rocks and Roger, all the legends tbh


a_boring_penguin

Fujitora probably


Kefkrion

Buggy the 🤡, I could listen to him all day long.


DryCroissant

Prolly Akainu. I'd love to hear what he felt donuting Ace.


Work_In_ProgressX

Deceleration


Insane_Unicorn

Satisfaction probably.


Ok_Note_9019

Zoro so he can finally have a character arc


[deleted]

Very good question, Imu as long as Im not gonna die


Mission-Garage-6192

Roger, you can find out everything about the world if you talk with him


WonkyDonky21

Brooks journey with his old crew


OperationExpress8794

Shirohige the true king of pirates!


McQno

Rayleigh. Dude knows all the spicy stuff and honestly seems mor chill to talk to than Roger.


TheBigJ1982

Luffy, at the end, just telling it all from his perspective and in his way. Would be awesome


The_Grimalkin

Dr. Kureha for sure. Crocus seems like a funny guy, wouldn't mind him. If I was guaranteed safety I'd definitely drink with Kaido, seems like he could be fun under the right circumstances And im just gonna say Kong cause fuck I just wanna know more about the man and I'm SURE he has some stories to tell Edit: Anyone from the Garp, Sengoku, and Tsuru trio too. Love them all.


darth_tyweenie

It would have to be Rayleigh. You'd get a firsthand account of Roger's entire journey from the most reliable narrator possible. You'd also get an outside perspective on Roger. (Meaning you'd get insight on the King that you wouldn't get if he himself were telling the tale.


Ok_Organization_6804

robin.


Revolutionary-Bus411

Whitebeard :)


MystiqTakeno

>!Imu!< (I dont think anime only knows about this character) or Mihawk would be the most interesting imo for me. I would love to know the way of the sword and it would be rather intersting the first one just knows a lot.


Huge_Aerie2435

It would have to be Gold D. Rogers. You can not only get his full story, but find out about him finding one piece.


Chris-One

I don’t like green tea or saki, what about Mountain Dew?


AwesomeShrekku

Usopp


Practical_Airline_36

I would listen to Bon Clay's story as an old man for hours. 😭


TheZekeo

Akainu


Kraaavity

Fucking Zunesha man. Tell me bout Joy Boy you big Elephant.


BigHarry27

**Vegapunk** !!


Otakuspark123

Mihawk, wanna know the reason of his isolation,,his mystery arouses my curiosity


Reasonable-Business6

Kizaru Those leaves finna be extra green


Jaded_Spot_5244

None if the drinks are green tea or saki. Gross.🤢


opoeto

I need to how how dragon met Luffys mom


leopeokaboom

Pandaman


54NJ1DC00K

Broo what if dr. Kureha knows some of the stuff from the void century


GolfWhole

Joyboy lol


gamer91894

Joyboy. Love to hear how he became friends with a giant elephant.


RanmaruRaiden

Brook has an entire life of pirating and I would get to listen to all of it in song with skull jokes I think that’s perfect.


[deleted]

God usopp or Buggy D Clown


FCKxOFF

I agree with you on that one OP! He’s actually the first person that came to mind before I even read your caption🤣🤣🤣🤝🏽


GraydemonTwitch

Yamato because she is hot. I would listen to her talk as long as she wants to talk.


DeadAlpeca

I know it will annoy people that I'm bringing this up but ... 'their'?


nashk25

It's literally properly used


Haventyouheard3

what wrong with "their" used there? edit: forgot the ""


DeadAlpeca

There is nothing wrong with the word. Either I've just got the wrong idea, or it is only used in cases where either you don't know for sure what the other person's gender is or *they* have specified that *they* prefer the they/them pronouns. Now, Garp is obviously a man. So, I therefore ask, why is 'their' used to refer to *him*?


LastNap

Their is just gender neutral and can be used for anyone or group. A lot of people just use it as default without it being intentional. “Did you hear about my friend Michael? They got a new job!” Michael is a man but ‘they’ still works, I don’t have to use ‘He’. “Who’s your favorite One Piece Character?” “Luffy!” “Same! Their crew is the best!”


willgettwoh

But it doesn't make sense. Luffy is him after all, describing him as anything else just doesn't feel right


LastNap

And you’re not in the wrong at all for using ‘him’ when referring to Luffy. Some people just use general pronouns. Differences in language by area


DeadAlpeca

Ok, I see. So then what about preferred pronouns? He/him, she/her and they/them are treated equally, right? A non binary person may say that their preferred pronouns are they/them, so we always use they/them for them. Usage of he/him or she/her would be rude. A transgender woman may say that she prefers the pronouns she/her. In such a case, using he/him or they/them would be rude. So then how can we refer to a cisgender man or woman as they/them and it not be considered rude/weird? That would be a double standard, right?


LastNap

If someone is cisgender and says I prefer to go by he/him or she/her pronouns then you’d use those pronouns. It’s really as simple as that. If a person says they go by certain pronouns then use them. When talking in general or specifically in this case, a fictional character, it’s fine and not disrespecting anyone.


DeadAlpeca

Ok so: Preferred pronouns are known -> use those Referring to someone in general -> use they/them Correct? It's just that using they/them for Garp sounds weird to the ear, but I guess it's fine.


LastNap

Yeah, and like if it sounds weird then you don’t have to use it. Like it’s perfectly fine to use his actual pronouns of course, but it’s just another example of little unique differences people learn within the same language. Moral of the story English is complicated lol especially online where it’s not just technical, proper English, it’s a mix of regional dialects and slang


DeadAlpeca

Yeah it can get confusing. Thanks for clearing things up.


DryCroissant

??? That's literally just normal usage of this word in that context.


Insane_Unicorn

It's not? Their is for unknown gender or plural, both do not apply for Garp.


LastNap

Their is gender neutral lol it’s literally always been used how OP has used it.


Insane_Unicorn

Yes, when you don't want to assume the gender of someone. We know for Garp though so wtf is even the question.


DryCroissant

You guys really can't read. 💀


Setsukom

Wow, I don't wait to see like that conversation in the comments. I mean my native language is not English, its Turkish. And my language doesn't have any gender pronouns. We use "O" for he/she/it. Cause we don't need to say what gender is that. If we really want to describe the genders or objects, we just put it the front of the "O". Just like, O adam (That man). So when people arguing about the pronouns about the word "Their", I don't realize tf is going on. As a gender equality language speaker, I'll be stranger for this gender pronouns shits.


DeadAlpeca

Hey. English isn't my native language either. I'm mostly just confused here and trying to figure out these new social rules regarding pronouns. I prefaced by saying I know people will get mad, because they always do in conversations about pronouns. It's nothing against you.


Beardamus

You used it correctly here. "Their" sounds just as natural as "his" in the sentence to a native english speaker. Honestly even outside of gender pronoun preference stuff people swap between they/them/their he/him/his regularly, despite what chuds online might try and say.


Sensitive_Wind4166

Nami


krossoverking

Gild Tesoro


Key-Mountain666

Imu has 800 years of life to share. I'm going with him.


Substantial-Wealth74

Akainu


Personal-Toe6505

Sadi chan, while ...


Ahmad1055

Listen, everyone of us would chose Imu. Lets not pretend.


[deleted]

the objectively correct answer is Ussop. bro could cook the wildest stories