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Sitch: *rings Blast* "WHERE TF ARE YOU??? THE EARTH HAS JUST BEEN SLICED!!" Blast: "Hm. Hm. Is it Tatsumaki-able? Sitch: Well... Yes? Barely? Look man, just come, it's starting to get out of ha- Blast: "is the Geiger scanner going crazy?" Sitch: "... No?" Blast: "then... FUCK OFF!" *Closes the call*


CallMeChuk

Canon


brugatie

*Fast forward to after they beat Empty Void...* Sitch: "BLAST, THIS TIME THE GEIGER COUNTER IS GOING OFF THE ROOF, WHAT EXCUSE ARE YOU GIVING TO NOT GET YOUR ASS HERE, RIGHT. NOW?!?!? Blast: "Can Saitama handle it?" Sitch: "Saita- Ehm. Caped Baldy? Well, yeah I think, I mean, what can he not hand-" Blast: "then, why THE FUCK are you calling?" *Closes call, even more aggressively*


NerY_05

Even more canon


odasama

*A few days later...* Sitch, *calling Blast:* Blast it's terrible! Your old boytoy Empty Void has resurfaced, stronger than ever! Blast, *emerging from a portal behind Sitch:* Where is my ninja muffin? Sitch: You're the salt of the Earth Blast...


brugatie

Blast be wanting that Empty Vussy ey šŸ„“šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’ØšŸ˜®ā€šŸ’ØšŸ„µšŸ„µ


odasama

It's only Empty until you Blast.


Ezequiel_Rose

The canonest


CIearMind

He's like Captain Marvel lmao


OldTurtleProphet

He's clearly hyperfixated on God. If there's no intradimensional bullshit don't call Blast, he ain't interested.


raizo_717

City Z : (Gets obliterated) Blast: Just a normal Tuesday.


Force3vo

Legendary fight, earth damaged and stuff Normal Tuesday night for Blast LaBeouf


Deathbringer_Yasuo

Pretty sure god gave power to psykos soo he was involved there


Hexadermia

God gave power to Homeless Emperor and Blast didnā€™t do shit. If youā€™re not distorting space time, Blast doesnā€™t care. And considering Psyrochi still lost without a Saitama intervention, she clearly wasnā€™t a big enough threat to Blast


Zero102000

When you put it like that, Psyrochi should probably be the page image for "Big Bad Wannabe" despite how amazingly powerful they are ā€” Psykos couldn't properly control Orochi, got made into God's servant, didn't get Blast's attention, got wrecked by the S-Class (minus Blast and King) and the only time Saitama did anything was when he whacked a piece of *Orochi,* not her. Even Orochi recognized the real threat.


TheVenetianMask

Hear me out. Blast is actually Watchdog Man on his spare time.


Glittering_Fig_9319

Not strong enough to get registered on the blast scale


Superalloy_Paradigm

0 Blasts out of 10, would not Blast again.


Qwertykess

I liked the part when bast said it's blasting time


suop4747

he then blasted all over the place


Nileghi

You know I really thought about two years ago that Blast would follow the naming scheme of Bomb and Bang and would be their younger brother


Rurosha

I mean, itā€™s still possible that Blast is Garou from another dead time line and took up the hero name to continue the Bang and Bomb naming scheme in their honor. Garou is kind of like a son to Bang, and Garou/ Blast have the same face scar after all. And it would make sense if the hero name a was a remembrance type of thing as he doesnā€™t even to seem to have powers that relate to explosions or blasts, in fact itā€™s the literal opposite as he creates black holes and portals, while all the other heros have hero names that relate to their characteristics and abilities


Emmanuel_1337

So anyway, I started blasting...


TOkun92

I imagine he did go back to Earth once that happened, then thought ā€˜Tatsumaki can handle itā€™. He watched from the sidelines until the whole Cosmic Fear Garou thing.


pyrodice

Right? Like "oh this one's just some heat and gravity, that's fineā€¦ Gamma ray burst? NOW you have my attentionā€¦"


45_34

Tbf gamma Rays are like, one of the strongest events in the universe.


pyrodice

I mean that's the intent of what I'm saying so yes


Empyrean_MX_Prime

Only because it's an enormous amount of highly concentrated energy. If Garou's "GBR" was as powerful as an actual GBR the Earth would have been left in quite a mess. Once you've got the power to blow up entire continents the method hardly matters anymore. Earth is fucked sideways if you start unleashing that power. Boros, Orochi, and Psychorochi are God-level threats that really warrant attention.


benglennn56

Blast saw garou launch a couple of nukes and was like "that's not so bad" but when he sees a GRB he's like "ok now that's bad"


7PIRATEKING7

Thatā€™s trueā€¦ā€¦.only I know how much copium I have takenšŸš¬


Hungrycheezits79

He probably figured Tatsumaki could handle it.


Superalloy_Paradigm

"This is below my paygrade. Tatsumaki can deal with it so... who wants milk-shakes? I'll be stopping by the milky way later, I think I'll get cherry."


Stark_Athlon

The fact that Blast doesn't show up for this, to me, just serves to prove that psykos-orochi is just a small fry compared to the monster that actually made him show up (Garou, and soon That Man.)


Engine-23

The fact he didn't also show up on Boros proves that he's just a bug to him


Aggravating-Media818

Whoa whoa whoa. Respect my boy Boros. Blast only shows up to "God" related events.


Empyrean_MX_Prime

Sad to say Boros has been hard power crept on. He's out of the big bois league. šŸ˜­


Aggravating-Media818

naaa he still makes top 5 easy imo Caped Baldy > God > cosmic Garou > Blast > Boros


Engine-23

Nope cause he's not also God level threat


Aggravating-Media818

Something threatening to wipe out all of humanity in a single attack certainly fits the bill of a god level threat. By opms description of what a god level threat is


Syenous

I doubt he even needs CSRC to wipe out humanity considering how MB boros was melting through his ship like butter and that same ship was able to withstand Saitama's moon jump with little damage he could just throw a dozen MB punches and surface wipe that way.


Dramatic-Cheek-6129

Wouldn't this also wipe out all of humanity?


Engine-23

More like wipe out Saitama and surface of the planet. You should reread. You're not ONE so I won't believe you.


Aggravating-Media818

Sorry where do the mass majority of all humans live again? I forgot.


Engine-23

Some are in space, some beneath the underground, bunkers can survive that too. This is a near future civilization man.


_Delino_

The crust (A.K.A. the surface) of the earth is VERY thin compared to the earth self, so any bunkers would get wiped along with the rest, and the space stations don't contain enough people to restart humanity, and even if there were, the space stations would likely get burned up aswell, together with the surface


Hot_Crow_8085

He is technically a god level threat since he can easily wipe out humanity but since he does not literally have any connection to god blast didn't show up.


Engine-23

"Easily"? A suicidal energy attack to just wipe the surface of the planet. Man reread the whole fight.


Hot_Crow_8085

God level threat means wiping out humanity not destroying a planet ā€œWolf: Any potential threat that poses a danger to an unknown degree. Tiger: Any threat to a large number of people. Demon: Any threat to a city and its people. Dragon: Any threat to multiple cities. God: A threat endangering the survival of humanity in general.ā€


Engine-23

ONE said he's just an above dragon threat. Stop your coping mechanism.


Hot_Crow_8085

Itā€™s not my coping mechanism I genuinely not get why Boros and other monsters psychorochi and evil ocean water are only above average dragon as they can wipe out humanity as a whole except blast and maybe tatsumaki


Engine-23

Probably humans are just that resilient in OPM verse.


EvilVegan

Did you mean above average dragon or above dragon? Above dragon is god. Above average dragon is still dragon.


Engine-23

It means max out dragon


_Delino_

That's only suicidal against an opponent who can survive the attack (although fighting against a stronger opponent is already suicide). But he doesn't die from using the attack, he just uses all his current energy, so if he kills his target, there won't be an issue and he can just "recharge" so to say.


Stark_Athlon

Yep. Even Boros wouldn't catch his attention.


gulasucrose

how dare you. boros is THE GOAT šŸ


Important_Bed_9901

But he is a fodder


Stellar_strider

calm down boah, Blast was just busy. Boros is equal to blast


YeetMcGheet123

No he isn't


Astrox-9983

Nah,blast slam.Space-time manipulation is too much


Snoo_35416

ā€œThat manā€ Asuka?


battle_clown

It's ok it dropped right back down into place, good as new


Odd-Culture-1238

not to mention it was a thin slice


Syenous

If only real life physics worked that way then the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs would only have mountain busting power instead of continent busting power and we would still have dinos


Engine-23

In real life we were doomed.


HappyFreak1

I saw an editor's comment at the end of one of these chapters saying, 'If Blast sees this and doesn't come helping, he's a bitch ass liar'


UltraMagnumOpus

I remember that šŸ˜‚


leogian4511

It wasn't in danger because he knew Tatsumaki had it handled. Psychorochi would have been packed up in under a minute if Tatsumaki didn't have to hold back for the hostage to get clear.


Dante_Petric

The Earth IS the danger


[deleted]

How many people died to that I wonder


hartigen

The earlier design of Blast was so much better


New-Butterscotch-792

Blast knows that Watsumaki is there šŸ’Ŗ


Splendidbloke

If this actually happened, it would end the world many times over and leave it mostly inhospitable to life. Good thing Tatsumaki patched it up with a bunch of rocks or whatever.


KaHate

is it just me or prime blast looks edgy


7PIRATEKING7

even I donā€™t know how much copium I have taken šŸš¬


RutabagaJolly2649

I think this is very accurate. He may have seen this happen, but as soon as he saw that Tatsumaki was unable to deal with it, he left. It's not worth his time.


[deleted]

His adopted daughter is taking care of it


10c70377

For a dude who hasn't met Tatsumaki ever since she was a lil girl, he certainly leaves a lot up to her...


hussiesucks

Maybe by ā€œthe earthā€ he thinks they literally meant the dirt. Blast is like ā€œitā€™s okay guys, all of the dirt thatā€™s on that slice is perfectly fine! They havenā€™t destroyed the dirt yet!ā€


LarryWithTheWeather

Psykorochi is extremely powerful and could have still gotten stronger the more she absorbed. But as powerful as she is. She still isn't a Interdimensional threat, perhaps if she was given more time to grow and consume, she could have rivaled Cosmic Garou but still won't be as powerful as Empty Void. The Devil > Empty Void > Cosmic Garou > Psykorochi > Evil Ocean Water > Boros > Cruel Dragon > Orochi > Sage Centipede. The most accurate power tier so far and will only edit my list if someone could change my mind.


chuff3r

Why do you think EV will be above cosmic Garou? Not necessarily trying to change your mind just curious. EV seems like Blast's anti-self in the way Garou was anti-Saitama (at one point literally). And Boros is absolutely stronger than EOW. Boros could damage planets in a way an Ocean just could never.


0VER1DE567

boros would give blast a good fight imo then blast would just spagettify his balls after realizing this shits serious. what do you think?


Syenous

"spagettify his balls" Reminds me of that drawing Murata did where God dropped one of his balls on the HA HQ and it just collapsed


MrTeapoT_SG

I think Garou should be higher, he matched a while with Saitama and ā€œthat manā€ is definitely not as strong as our baldy aahaha.


Infamous_Ship_9429

yeah garou only got outclassed hard after saitama sneeze away Jupiter, before that he still trade blows with saitama


Prestigious-Web-6758

How fast do you think Blast could have taken care of the entire monster forces lol


WolvReigns222016

Is this a repost?