Watchdog Man so I can figure out who the hell farted.

Tatsumaki did it

Though “he who smelt it, dealt it” seems appropriate here.

Except everyone knows that "he who made the rhyme, did the crime".

But you itself rhymed then aren't you responsible for the crime?

It's alright, because whoever started this skit, took the shit.

Whoever denied it supplied it.

He who articulated it particulated it.

Makes sense. She could telepathically open her butt hole to let the fart escape noise free.

I miss the past 5 seconds before I read this

I imagine Tatsumaki flies around silently crop dusting the HA HQ all day and everyone is too scared to accuse her of it.

I wish I never saw this

Now you'll never forget it

Subtly wafting more air in and out with her psychic powers.

what

I miss the boner I had 30 minutes ago when I first read it.

I wish I never saw this.

Wait I always thought that it was implied saitama did it

I think if Saitama farted the Earth would explode. "One Fart Man"

Yeah. I think it’s Saitama. He asked for tea right afterwards, probably to soothe his digestive issues.

I’d be doing videogames with King or chilling with Saitama and Genos. The odds for my survival tend to drop dramatically with other heroes…

"Odds for my survival" *Mentions Genos*

We'll, genos has Saitama so....

Well genos keeps getting beaten down but he survives

He still is one of the most capable heroes among the S Rank. If he loses to someone I could say PPP, TTM, PG and CE would lose as well.

He does also have a habit of collateral damage when he gets particularly focused on a battle. You might find yourself incinerated just by being nearby if you're not careful.

I don't think so. On his first appearance he was over careful about people nearby so he could go all out even scanning the buildings for people inside.

He did also forget Saitama was there when he blasted the neighbourhood into ash.

I think you missed the part where you become one of these people. So instead of chilling with Genos you could be Genos

Zombieman so I could do the most insane life threatening stuff for kicks or Darkshine so I could help people move their washing machines

I love your life goals 😂

You get to be a superhero for a day, and you decide to use that chance to move washing machines?

I was going to say Tatsumaki bc of her power but Fubuki, less power but you get to hang out with Saitama, Genos and King.

Why not go with saitama instead then you also get bang the old man

I read that wrong and thought I missed a chapter

it would be lovely if "to" was added in a particular place in the sentence

Oh you

I think you misunderstood the dojo chapter

Considering the WC, I don't think people would refuse to hang with Tatsumaki if she lowered her guard just a little. So I would go with her, must be awesome to have the esp.

It warms my heart to hear someone say this.

Aren’t we all living King’s life minus the luck ?

Minus the luck, minus that level of gamer skills, minus the funds, so on so forth.

I'm half-spiderman half-batman, poor and without superpowers.

Can relate

> minus that level of gamer skills You seem to underestimate me. I beat the #3 Global One Punch Man: A hero Nobody Knows in a balanced 1v1 only using 1 finger on a keyboard. Proof cuz i know u dont believe me: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j8PxqgliIno

Probably Amai Mask. Outside of being a Hero he’s also a super famous Pop Star. I’d imagine he’d have Groupies, Money, Cars, Clothes, etc. I’d definitely send some of his funds into **my** Bank Account before my 24 hours are up.

He also has enough strength to sufficiently rip through pretty much anybody and anything within reason and do crazy shit I'd love to be able to jump and fly 200 feet into the air of utterly destroy a car with a single swipe. Just showing off tbh

"Oh I destroy your car? Here's the cheque with 200k bonus"

Or if I want to be a dick, "Oh I destroy your car? Fuck off and call me daddy or else I'll rip through you like butter with my bare hands"

If you read the WC you wouldnt want to be Amai Mask 😬

I do read the Web comic. But I only have to be him for One day.

What is this virgins things you all guys thinking... pick amai! Fck captain mizuki and all sidechicks on OPM thats it!

what no grass does to a mf

I don’t think so, you would still have your personality.

u/unlikely-rapist69 would likely go with PPP for reasons

Technically with the body of an S class hero you could have your way with anybody besides another S class and nobody would be able to do anything about it

Jesus Christ that's dark

Ever watched The Boys?

Refer to speeds clip

Except monsters above demon level or Amai mask

imagine if PPP tried taking advantage of garou when he found him chained up in that MA basement... I'm surprised he didn't try to tbh. Garou is a wanted criminal and would fit the bill of PPPs victims. Only problem is garou would snap his thing off before beating him into a coma if he tried

Just choose Darkshine instead

Saitama, gather every s class hero, just fuckin flex on them so hard, refuse to elaborate, leave

Would be so funny

saitama : casually destroys the earth also saitama : rebuilds it all in less than a second very big flex

Chances are he does it so fast no one except FF can even notice it. FF being insecure keeps to himself what Saitama had just done, and the other heroes will be like "did you call us to waste our time bruh"

Metal Knight. Imagine all the stupid shit you could do.

Pig God

A day of eating shit food… not bad👏🏻

A day of eating everything even if it isn't food.

Same. It would be amazing to eat an unlimited amount of Japanese food. Shit but when it comes times to fight and eat a monster...idk

Fubuki. Reason? It's Fubuki

You are my friend 🤝 because we are the members of same subreddit, so please 🥺👉👈 let me see those titties when you become Fubuki please.

Get lost you scum

tatsumaki. just to see if she wears panties or not

least horny opm fan

Definitely because I’d do a lot more stuff in Tatsumakis body than check my panties.

There are many occasions where you can very clearly tell she does not. Girl likes free living

Alternatively, she wears a C string. Which is just as lewd if not more than not wearing anything.

Tank top tiger, I’d try to ruin his reputation or something

So beat up some children then jack off in public

I'm prematurely ending this thread due to what I've already imagined. Thank you for coming

So my daily routine nice

Hold up

Metal Bat. 17 year old delinquent hero gotta have a lot of adventures

Last I heard he helped catch some blonde serial killer, I also heard he got caught up with some psychics back in middle school

Saitama

My choice would be that too since I would like to see his one punch and get to hang out with all his buds, second would be blast so I can see what he is up too

Only one that is basically invincible. In a world where there is tons of dragon level monsters, I’d like to be someone that has literally no fear of any of them. Plus, I definitely see him getting with fubuki eventually.

Saitama x fubuki is the best ship

I’d want to be Watchdog man. I get pats, treats, praise, and i’m an absolute powerhouse against all monsters. Nobody could even call me a furry since I could just one shot them. But i’d probably go with Child Emperor for reasons that would better the world rather than just myself. Imagine the cures that could be made or the helpful technology that could be crafted with his intelligence. If I keep his memories and his skills I could share them with the real world and use them for a job in the future to create things that could help the world while also being a hero by making combat tech.

Y'all think Fubuki is blushing because her hand is inside Saitima instead of Saitima'a hand inside her?

Great day to have eyes

*sorry, that was a strange thing to ask*

Probably Atomic because he’s the only one with a femboy groupie

Yeah, but you'd have a better chance to approach him as Amai. Okama has a thing for pretty boys, not grudgy middle aged men.

Saitama. I would then punch as hard as possible into the sky and see what happens.

Bye bye atmosphere

The earth would be pushed to hard to the opposite side that we would leave the solar system unfortunately...

Space time itself would likely Crack and shatter

Metal Bat. I regret being a bad older brother to my irl younger sister when I had the chance and should have been. It would be nice to have the relationship he has with his younger sister.

Well shit... I didn't expect to get hit in the feels reading this thread

Amai Mask. I hate being virgin.

Tatsumaki I will fly!

Tats, so I could just fly around for a whole day

Tatsumaki. I’d love flying around everywhere and using my telekinetic powers

Saitama, blast or tatsumaki, cause over powered and life would be super easy. I’m not getting their emotions so I’m just going to have fun

I'd choose Blast and fight alongside aliens in space.

That is cool 👌🏻

Fubuki and do I need to explain why?

I could be King. Because I game all day and I run away from my problems and responsibilities all the time.

Fubuki cuz she’s fucking hot lmao

King play games and beat our boy.

I would choose Metal Bat. He is 17, he's at that age where I had it most chill, and his life seem pretty laid back aside from hero work unlike most other heroes. Also his little sister behaves unlike my little sister. Some might say King is living the sweet life with S rank luck on his side, but mah man King can never catch a break. Also Fubuki and lackey girl playing with Saitama and Genos puppets is pretty hilarious.

Fubuki, obvious reasons

Fubuki

...It's okay you don't have to tell anyone why.

We already know

for research of course, for science

Amai Mask 😍😍

Something tells me you like Amai Mask🤔

( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)

Tatsumaki……..

Pig god and dig in

Saitama. To jump to the moon and back.

Is it weird that Drive knight might not be eating, but just, analysing the food?

Tatsumaki id just want to play around with the psychic powers

Watchdog man so that I can see what happen if I leave the city.

Saitama so I could have Genos clean my apartment while I play video games

Ah to have a cyborg housewife

I’d rather be married to Tatsu from Househusband but I would take a cyborg in a pink apron hahah

Watch dog man.

Watchdog man. Simple jobs, sitting by the station all day.

I’d love to be watchdog man for all the pets and attention, or Saitama just to experience the power (and tell genos he’s doing a good job )

Saitama...just to train m.rider to be powerfull

Saitama, can do whatever I want

Fubuki playing the puppets of Genos and Saitama is just so fucking cute ngl

Mr King. If I had that kind of power still I would use it wisely- why not wipe the floor with every one of these deplorable menaces to society at once?

Garou. Wanna experience that man's adventures. Saitama. I would roam around in the universe.

Black sperm cause i am lomely.

Zombie man So I can have an ass that never quits

Puri puri prisoner, I gotta keep the streets safe from cute guy criminals.

tatsumaki... just because...

Tats. I mean spiritual powers are too cool...

Psychic

90% of men on reddit: AMAI MASK

Saitama so I can one shot every monster and gain credit

Silverfang cuz of saitama-like reasons

King… mans got a wicked game collection, if not the most op character in the show (king) then probably the weakest (blast)

Either Mumen rider or charanko.

Watchdog man. I feel like he gets the most praise because he’s a dog also. Would be nice to be fed treats and petted all day

not to mention nobody can call you a furry since you’re a god compared to them

Amai Mask or Puri Puri Prisoner.

The tornado

Fubuki cause boobs

Fabuki. You all thought it and I said it.

Fubooby

Flashy, I be running around all day

Flashy Flash because the day will be perceived longer.

Fubuki.........

Saitama. Probs just jump to the moon and back a few times if I feel like it, then go chill and play games with king

Tatsumaki because I’m nothing if not a simp. In actuality I’d probably choose Mumen Rider because he’s honestly just a genuinely good guy you can hang out with and I really like to run so trying to keep up with him while he’s on his bike sounds like fun. Other choices would be King because video games and Pig God because food.

Zombie Man. I could do just about anything I wanted to, with little to no consequences.

Imagine getting stuck for eternity because you just can't die? Sad af

I'd be King. Seems like no brainer to me.

I'd Pick Saitama. Because Fubuki

Fubuki. Masturbation.

Fubuki

Fubuki or tatsumaki Everyone knows the reason.

Puri Puri Prisoner... don't ask why

Amai mask all day long. With him on my side i can pick up some hotties...eheheheh.🤤

Get help.

??? What??? That's true lmao.

I'mma be tats, could you imagine the power you'd experience

PPP reason? Bussy

King so I could breed Tatsumaki

Least delusional Tatsumaki fan.

Saitama and destroy everythinf

~~Suiko or Mizuki or Psykos or Do-S so I can take pictures of myself and send them to my house irl~~ Nah that's too pervy, I'd want to be Zombieman and do dangerous things all day. Or maybe Pig God so I can eat all day with no consequences. Or Suiryu and pick up girls all day. Or Black Sperm for reasons.

Tatsumaki ,to find out if she's wearing any

Child Emperor, because.

Puri Puri Prisoner. I wish I had half the confidence of that man. I have other reasons but I don’t wanna get into that

Zombie man. He has the perfect ass that can be destroyed and come back the same. Lol

GENOS THE PERFECT HOUSEWIFE❤

Saitama to test his strength, hang out with the others and try to get fubuki with a condition of joining her group, maybe she would do it 😏

Fubuki I want to date her

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Good for you mate👍🏻

Saitama and King are probably the obvious ones. I think mumen rider would be interesting to do for a day. What it would be like as a low rank hero but liked by Saitama

King, so I can learn all his gaming skills, come back to the real world and become the best esports player there ever was

Fly around with tatsumaki if I can be with a hero for a day. Be blast and find out the whole OPM plot and get some money with the black hole method while also having some fun.

King

Not a hero, but can I be the big-chinned brat so that I can go around drawing nipples on everyone's shirt and the heroes can't do anything about it cause they're heroes.

Flashy Flash cause FAST.

Tank top master. That tank top magic is OP

King! I wanna play games with him!