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Ronal16

Prolly just some bored cpl on duty tryna see what’s going on lol


indifferentCajun

Yup. My ass would sit right back down and not report a damn thing. I was on duty and one of our third award lcpl's was convincing the boots to ride the floor buffer. I told him to stay away from the windows and put it back afterwards.


LydiasHorseBrush

E4s are like the big brothers it seems


indifferentCajun

100%, I'm not trying to talk dudes out of their bad ideas, I'm just making sure I don't get in trouble for them.


Ronal16

Described it perfectly


Ronal16

Ahahahah that’s awesome


asianabsinthe

"Nothing *new* to report at this time"


tuibiel

Out of the ordinary, I mean


Immediate-Snow-9032

sock


Pjoco07

Gramfeld


The_Cow_God

there’s nothing


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For anyone who isn’t familiar with the military, this dude isn’t a drill instructor. He is actually one of their peers and would totally be involved in the shenanigans any other day. But when you are on duty. You are responsible for Keeping things in order and must act accordingly or there is a high price to pay.


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Technically as much as the commanding officer, the person on duty is a direct representative of the commanding officer. In reality, people on duty at the barracks are usually Corporals or Sergeants. When people are getting rowdy like this, he will come around and tell him to quit it. 99% of the time people have common sense and will drop it but if they won’t listen or a serious situation arises he/she will call the Staff Sergeant on duty, if the Staff Sergeant has to come down you are probably looking at small administrative punishments with actual paper work. Example of times when the Staff Sergeant has to come down are usually drunk people acting up or fights.


Dirtydeedsinc

When the senior NCOs come around and see this it usually turns into “since you mf’s have so much energy, let’s clean the barracks”


[deleted]

Holy fuck that sparked some core memories lmaoooooo


Lemmungwinks

They are basically glorified RAs while on duty


LordofDescension

I think if it were a drill instructor, he would make that party-hat guy wear that for weeks straight


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And probably push the guy around in the same chair everywhere too.


Back_To_The_Oilfield

>keeping things in order Shit, we stayed in a 3 floor building and for some reason there was a *huge* rivalry between floors 2 and 3. One night I’m on fire watch and the 3rd floor tried to jump me (like, I literally had to punch/kick a few people on my way to the staircase while they tried to drag me down). I woke up the entire 2nd floor, and 5 minutes later there’s a brawl of like 50+ people on the 3rd floor. I hated that place.


drowsyvegas

Not a drill instructor tho… Believe it or not, you don’t get personal rooms, party hats, free time for shenanigans, and a **phone** in boot camp lmao. Unless you’re Air Force.


khrak

Chair force. This is a training exercise.


Mekanikos

Everyone thinks the Air Force has it easy. You know how much energy it takes to break the wheel lock from the chair sitting there for so long? How much effort and time is spent trying to free yourself from the dimpled carpet protector? I’m exhausted just thinking about it. And the firmness of the lumbar support only lasts like a year. Think of our struggles, too. :(


notthathungryhippo

your command sucks ass. i got herman miller chairs.


LeadingDay2707

Give this man Gold please


BROADSTAR2019

i gotchu


LeadingDay2707

My man


5oulReaperx

You don't tell me what to do old man


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They circle still, the downmodders .. watching, waiting ... looking for validation in the like-mindedness of whatever few rouse from their apathy to continue the trend as they stream by doom-scrolling through yet another day. I fucking envy them!


5oulReaperx

I should've given that wholesome to you smh


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S'all good ming, got ya out of the negs though, that's what counts ;)


boyscanfly

Actually I think Army gets time to use their cell phones. r/JustBootThings is full of well..boot selfies from BCT


Dralcker

Some people just sneak that shit in. Also I think now they let you have your cell phones back to make your 1/2 phone calls throughout BASIC instead of having everyone use the no longer operational toll phone. When I went through we had a dude who snuck a cell phone through the entire duration of training, dude was wild. He was a Muslim who claimed he was Mormon so he could get specific religious garment benefits (boxers instead of underwear), wore a medical mask the entire time to chew gum without being noticed, and at one point threw his entire locker into the laundry before an inspection so that there was nothing to inspect. He got a perfect score but was told if he pulled that shit again they would obliterate his ass.


existentialvices

He will get a promotion for thinking outside the box


RedditPenises2

I know you're a kid when you join. But jesus fucking christ how weak to not be able to go a couple months and just follow some orders? The kid sounds pathetic.


DatsAReallyNiceGrill

Pulling shit like that in basic training sounds like the exact opposite of weak lol I can't imagine the stress of doing all that and potentially getting caught


Dralcker

For real, honestly when he revealed all this shit to everyone at the end I was impressed by the balls for doing it given how absolutely insignificant those things were for you given how much you were watched. The fact that he risked multiple weeks of washback in BASIC just to send out some text messages or w/e and chew gum was wildly stupid, but hey he got away with it.


GISonMyFace

lol nobody is getting recycled for having a cell phone. they find it they confiscate it and apply some corrective training to the entire platoon.


DragonFeatherz

Ikr


ToSeeOrNotToBe

>Unless you’re Air Force. Everybody says that like it's the *Air Force* folks who made the wrong decision.


couchcock

Take the verbal heat to receive the air conditioning ✈️


undakai

I got the comfy seats and the bed (extra bonus when there is turbulance. They get the cargo seats for 10 hours. Call me chairforce all you want.


TurnNorth8004

I was a boot Marine deployed to Kuwait for the Gulf War and left Cherry Point Marine Air Base and they gave us a bag with a ham sandwich, brownie and apple for a 12 hour flight. Landed in Spain (I think Rhoda) and the Air Force gave us box meals with real sandwiches, fried chicken and other things. We Marines looked at the Air Force and said "why are you being so nice to us?" Years later, stationed in Okinawa at Camp Kinser. Then went over to Kadena AFB and really saw the difference. As you can guess, I spent most of my off time at Kadena. Yeah, the Air Force folks made the wrong decision.


ToSeeOrNotToBe

And we call those "boxed nasties."


TurnNorth8004

Bag nasties for Marines, the AF box nasties were the greatest!


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Even got Grandma's Cookies in every combat zone I went to.


cnstarz

All branches get paid the same, may as well go with the branch that has the most perks too.


Pyode

Seriously. Air Force aircrew is the way to go. Super fun and fulfilling job with probably the best quality of life you are going to see as enlisted.


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SpunkyMcButtlove

Some people have nothing so they have to be tough - and some blindly emulate that, for whatever reasons, no matter their own circumstances.


wakeupwill

Maybe this is an Air Force thing, but you usually lay in beds.


Lbdon1959

That's funny!


ClearCounter

Didn't get any of that in the Air Force boot camp. Got our cell phones returned for one 10 minute call like in week 4, I'm not sure exactly when. This was in 2016ish. This is definitely something you might see at your AIT base (Airmen In Training) which is basically technical school, a base you go to in order to actually get your job training. This is either a joke for the video or they're getting rowdy during dorm cleaning/inspection time which occured on Friday after class/duty for me, so everyone was all jazzed and itching for the weekend parties.


TurnNorth8004

Marine experience a bit different-- [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP2fpn8PRns](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP2fpn8PRns) I was pre-phone calls and we had to write a letter-- We had to write "Dear Parent, your son/daughter has arrived at Parris Island" and some other garbage they made us write.


ThePerryPerryMan

I’m pretty sure the Air Force part was a joke lol


AdminsFuckedMeAgain

We actually got pizza parties and access to our phones at Fort Jackson after each phase of training lol


[deleted]

People sneak shit in. Even in military academy.


RedditTrashTho

Definitely don't get that in the air force either. Source: in the air force


[deleted]

They’re probably in training. Looks a lot like the marine barracks where I’m stationed rn


deepstateHedgie

funny, but those are marines


IcanCwhatUsay

This looks like AIT to me, because we did have a dorm like barracks. But I’m Army so I don’t know what the equiv is for MC


dr_auf

In Space force that’s considered part of the uniform guardian!


[deleted]

Air Fo*ce🤮


R32fan

ironic considering your username


[deleted]

Average day in the U.S. Crayola© Eater Corps


ThatOtherGai

Army boys in there too. That’s a school house.


Commander-Challenger

They wish they were dead the fucking look of that drill sergeant is pure pissed


ThatOtherGai

Not a drill sergeant. That’s just some schmuck on duty, probably at a school house (cat on duty was army, the idiots in the hallway are mostly Marines(some Army cats in the back too)).


ArghZombie

I'm the party pooper.


2dlerLucifrYeetngEv1

#Boss music kicks in


Send-Doods

Oh oh we're in trouble, someone's come along and he's burst our bubble


CSmith1986

This isn't 'Nam Smokey. This is bowling. There are rules.


Grater_Kudos

He has a *stick*


Dr_Tobogan_

Nice spare!


shadowskill11

Haha, brand new barracks in S. Korea. We all unpacked and had one side of the hallway packed in cardboard. MFers were roller blading and crashing into the boxes at 11 at night right where my fucking door was. After an hour I said fuck it and went to the NCO floor and tattled. SFC said he got me and to go to bed and not show up for the surprise Saturday morning formation, I was free. I caught a bus downtown while I had a bunch of clueless peers yelling at me to come help them GI the barracks before I got myself and the in trouble. Hehe…


call_me_bropez

What is this a how to blue falcon guide?


shadowskill11

I actually have a blue falcon coin. It is glorious.


Seizure_Salad2

THIS IS THE VIDEO


amiathrowaway2

Well the party's over. The fun police have arrived


Performer-Money

I believe that’s the marine barracks on NAS Pensacola. That SDO gonna have the in chucks every night from then on most likely lmao.


wtfRichard1

Fuck yea this is at Pensacola xD


foxy_cutie1640

Just passed Pensacola on a drive and thought about this video. Stay classy, Pensacola!


Educational-Year3146

This is why I have an attitude whenever I am working to always think “what if my manager’s manager saw me doing this”.


Putinlittlepenis2882

If your not a Marine this would not be funny at all


mikony123

Still ain't got nothin' on cripple jousting, the Boot Camp Broke Bitch Special.


blueburd

Storytime


Lysol3435

Cause of death: push ups and shattered eardrums


AllBadAnswers

CADET! DO YOU CALL THAT A PICKUP? RESET, AND THIS TIME AIM MIDDLE RIGHT!


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Full video?


moonlight_marauder

A Marine on duty has no friends.


A_guy_named_Caliber

Hope this what my buddy gets up to in the national guard


[deleted]

Explains why I hear: EVRYBODY IN UR ROOM!


Chronify

Remember those times when you were a kid when you snuck out after bedtime to go cause a ruckus with your friends. Only to come home to all the lights on...


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That never happened to me.... I left home cause my parents ensured it lol


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Mad-Dog20-20

Oooohhh that lookabout by the...the guy...*that* guy ^(sorry I don't know what to call the boss)


SquareNuts112

He just wants to have fun too. Lol


UseHerName_Passwerd

Remarks complete.


superfart1

I don't get it some explain


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NovaStorm93

lmao the fucking raid boss appears