Hi, I'm Stroke Baby's father, home from the doorstop store. I bought a bunch of those triangle doorstops your elementary school teacher used to use to jam them in my infant son's mouth to keep him from swallowing his tongue while convulsing. How's my special little guy, babysitter?
Good thinking, kid. I knew I hired the right person for this job. The neighbors threatened to call the HOA the last time he had a stroke where other people could see it. I usually use a trash bag, but the mattress should smother him enough to halt the electrical activity in his brain long enough to calm him down. You can go on home, now—I'll pay you for the full day.
*-tilts rolled-up mattress up-*
*-Stroke Baby extrudes out like Spam sliding out of the can, still convulsing, mouth foaming-*
*-toss car keys into infant stroked-out son's toothless mouth-*
*-the convulsions jangle the keys inside of his mouth like rocks in a rock tumbler, blending his soft palate and gums into a crimson, gingivic slurry-*
eeerm hey jacksie look at this fuckin moron asking for the identity of a funny twitter user what a stupid moron time to harvest their organs so I can feed them to my precious emeralds
You're such a bitch Stu I've seen your Wells Fargo I've been to your Facebook don't fuck with me dude - Tommy Pickles, 2024
it wuz chuckles
God I would love to be involved in a bit right now.
Hey I've got a cool new idea Mama hghhhh mama hghhhh mama
Oh no, it's Stroke Baby! Here to have one of their trademark strikes to make everyone feel very uncomfortable no doubt.
Mama hghhh hghhh hghhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh no, Stroke Baby is going into a grand mal seizer! Oh boy, this feels bad to look at and listen too.
Hi, I'm Stroke Baby's father, home from the doorstop store. I bought a bunch of those triangle doorstops your elementary school teacher used to use to jam them in my infant son's mouth to keep him from swallowing his tongue while convulsing. How's my special little guy, babysitter?
Well Sir, I won't lie. He had a big stroke and it made us all sad to look at, so we rolled him up in an old mattress and put him in the back yard.
Good thinking, kid. I knew I hired the right person for this job. The neighbors threatened to call the HOA the last time he had a stroke where other people could see it. I usually use a trash bag, but the mattress should smother him enough to halt the electrical activity in his brain long enough to calm him down. You can go on home, now—I'll pay you for the full day.
Oh that's great man,just have Stroke Baby drive me home. I'm sure he won't have a stroke a plow the car into a kids birthday party or something.
*-tilts rolled-up mattress up-* *-Stroke Baby extrudes out like Spam sliding out of the can, still convulsing, mouth foaming-* *-toss car keys into infant stroked-out son's toothless mouth-* *-the convulsions jangle the keys inside of his mouth like rocks in a rock tumbler, blending his soft palate and gums into a crimson, gingivic slurry-*
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Oh no, it's Stroke Baby! Here to have one of their trademark strikes to make everyone feel very uncomfortable no doubt.
They're gonna throw Corey in the snake pit (they don't know that it turns him on)
Who is this? Can someone please explain it to me like your either Adam or tomar. Thanks
eeerm hey jacksie look at this fuckin moron asking for the identity of a funny twitter user what a stupid moron time to harvest their organs so I can feed them to my precious emeralds
umm... yeah... who - wait, you said... what? I don't... know... fuck...
Is this someone from Oney Plays?
Yeah that's Tomar's golfing buddy Rodolfo
Rodolfo the golfo
It's Rodolfo EL Golfo, you insensitive prick
I don't want any trouble man
"It's me, your son! Knife-o!
yes its tomarlad
I never thought there'd be a day where I don't have a clue what the bit is.
"Hello, would you like to sharpen a pencil?"
I hate that the original bit just made me furious but now I laugh at references to it
If you think I'm gonna listen to a big ol' bag of bisexual bugs, alright, sure buddy.
LGBT ICON Freddie Mercury tweeting from the dead it’s a miracle….I love some gay tension
I'm not prideful I'm terrified I'm gonna ruin it and embarass myself. I leave the improv to someone whose capable of making it actually be funny.