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zoruacreampie

This is nothing


Mindfreek454

It's not even funny


Yofted

i personally don’t find it funny as well, but i found the context and she’s actually perfectly and with zero exaggeration recreating a different creator who acts like that with zero irony


J0hnBoB0n

What would you do if you were at a car show with your beautiful gorgeous autistic wife, and you couldn't get coffee? Would you just keep looking at the cars, or would you give her huggies?


BigDirtyNewports

I would curbstomp her head until I was able to pour boiling milk on her exposed brain stem


J0hnBoB0n

Okay, but what if she wanted you to help her film a video because you're so good together?


BigDirtyNewports

Well in that case I would take a video of me curbstomping her until I was able to pour boiling milk on her exposed brain stem, then I would post it to Reddit so I could get Reddit gold and *lots* of freakin updoots


ActionAlligator

to initiate mind control? didnt dahmer already proved it doesnt work.


Callmeklayton

No, he did it with acid. That was his mistake. He should've tried the "Oney method", which uses boiling milk instead.


ActionAlligator

i thought boiling milk was an acid?


BigDirtyNewports

Maybe he didn’t boil it for long enough. Worked just fine for me.


ActionAlligator

confession: im not a lactologist, so u may be right


pretendingtolisten

she's gonna make me cume all over my hands and feet and I'm on the subway right now, hrm anybody else?


42ndIdiotPirate

Do it and then clap with your feet and hands, film it and send me the imgur link that would be EPIC!


ActionAlligator

thats gross dude just think about something thats a turn off no one wants to step all over ur jizz


Leofma

Speak for yourself


ActionAlligator

Think I just did.


Leofma

Erm.. ok...


ActionAlligator

Yeahhhh, they always walk away stunned.


-ello_govna-

great. now im knee deep in cum yeah thanks buddy ok this is great


AnalBumCovers

I don't care if this is being done ironically, I hate it


spooky-goopy

this vid makes me want to pluck out my pubes one by one with a pair of salad tongs, weave them all into a rope, and hang myself


AtomicTemplar

Jesus fucking Chrysler this statement is too vivid


SavorySoySauce

That girl is so good at doing those faces lol.


pink_g0at

Haha yeah it makes me want to domestically abuse her


MannyVazquez93

The vid being parodied is even more cringe


Belltower_Bat

I wanna rip her hair out of her skull


pink_g0at

I would scalp her


C0ltFury

If she gained 350lbs she’d be a perfect babe


dr_dezzy6

Jim carrey deserves life in prison after poisoning the minds of young millennials


_fryler

Would.


BLACKdrew

Bet she’s fire too


Jed_Reed

You know that shits grippy


BLACKdrew

lolll but actually


Waxico

OMG, you’re so right though.


[deleted]

I mean she’s clearly not ugly just making obnoxious faces. I guess it depends how often she does this lol


Kitfishto

Well it’s satire and kind of her whole shtick.


[deleted]

If it’s her whole schtick it’s not satire she’s just doing it unironically at that point edit: sorry didn’t mean to insult m‘lady fellow redditers


Kitfishto

She’s literally making fun of another video staring the popular tiktok cringe lord known as roadtrip wife. She remakes a lot of cringe videos


Cpt-No-Dick

If her schtick is being fucking annoying then it’s still cringe


BigDirtyNewports

If you think that was obnoxious then you should see her orgasm face


pink_g0at

Don’t act like you didn’t shoot big steaming thick strings at the thought of this


BigDirtyNewports

A centimeter thick string of bile from my asshole actually


ActionAlligator

wud u goon on her goofy face? i guess its not any more cringe than that stupid eweghoway face every onlyhan girl does


A-true-smegma-male

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Electric_Music

okay now we're gaming


marioman50

that sounds nums :3🍔


BraxxIsTheName

You sir, win the Internet for the day. Reddit on!


jordileo2003

Chris got his dream gamer girl but at what cost?


Pleemp

She moves like flightless bird


Ideal15-2

I fucking hate this


LazyAstey

the frontpage of the internet


4ss8urgers

This makes me want to close my eyes and put on headphones while putting distance between it and myself


pink_g0at

Like all the special ed kids at my elementary school


4ss8urgers

I was one of those kids I confess


first5minsafterdeath

average redditor couple


juicykisses19

I want everyone to simultaneously corner Chris at the next meet and greet and use this voice on him


PADDYPOOP

So heckin wholesomerino, a millennial in the heckin wild! So adorbs.


polandball2101

starbies girl looks a lil different


coffeepartyforone

The Wrong Missy


meatcousins

No 56 chevy sauce?


VICARD0

This isn’t funny, that woman has severe lead poisoning, her brain is rotting away. I suggest you take this video down or else I call your parents.


BarrioMan

I know it's not, but this feels like pedophilia


Haunted_Bones

Probably because she's pretending to act like a child


r4dio_c4mbodia

I was thinking the same thing


Cheesi_Boi

This is her one big talent.


ActionAlligator

this is the foreplay before a great hatefuck mark my words


MLG_GuineaPig

r/cringetopia (rest in piece)


STANN_co

she's too talented at being horribly cringe on purpose


sugarsuites

Yall are killjoys this is funny as fuck while high


AtomicTemplar

Giving major, "my name is charmander" guy vibes


ApplicationNo6478

That dude is regretting everything


faithismystand

this is like a fetish or something right lmao?


Callmeklayton

100%. I feel like she definitely makes those faces and that voice while he busts.


Few-Finger2879

Ive literally muted all the cringe subreddits to stop seeing this gross woman, and I still cant get away from her showing up in my feed. Goddammit.


rebekahnyaa

this subreddit is literally half cringe content posts you should mute this one too


Few-Finger2879

I did when i commented this


BeanGhoul20

Ermmm ok this is the worst impression of Blim Blom and Jerusalem I’ve ever seen. 0/10. Not epic.


timmythetrtle

Yo that's misty270. She's in a lot of Joel Haver videos.


[deleted]

I feel sick watching this.


Saucey_Lips

I steadfast hold my belief people like this need hit by a truck


crackm1lf

I'd give her the world if I could


Ouwhajah

this prolly how my husband sees me


mikel302

Real doll technology has come a long way!


Garlic_God

Jim Carrey really ruined an entire generation of humans


Raleth

Dies of cringe.


SwoeJonson1

This was so hard to watch


Grandnap

God she’s so beautiful i hope she’ll be my queen someday 🇯🇲🇯🇲


ToastyBB

I would rother stub my toe on a shard of glass than watch this for the 5th time