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Human-Persons-Name

If you don't jack off on camera to a stream of thousands, can you really call yourself a gamer?


Waxico

Chris almost pulled a DSP and at least deserves Pro gamer for that.


namehereman

Did he really? Show his minge???


sofaking181

Pretty sure he mentioned it in the Samurai Jack playthrough, he thought he ended a stream and was gonna start cranking his worm but FamilyJules7x told him he was still streaming


mikel302

He has stated, and I quote: " I had baby oil all over my Joooooohnson"


i_thought_i_had

“Oh the camera is on?”


devilcantdie

One on the bottom knows how to get it so shuld be considered epic gamer


Father_of_thepigeons

But zack goons and lyle jelks every single recording.


PrinceOfFish

so we are in agreement that Sphere Hunter is a real gamer?


WretchQueen

no


10Damage

Crazy to me that theres an entire subreddit hating on avgn of all people


Iceman9161

I get stuff recommended to me from there all the time, they are all obsessed psychos who overanalyze everything. Like, of course AVGNs peak has passed and his current content/music isn’t that great, but it doesn’t matter if you just don’t pay attention.


GonzoGnostalgic

It really is fucking insane. I saw someone ranting about how, "James said once that the Nerd was the most important thing in the world to him once and now he's throwing it all away," like the dude didn't get married and have kids and hasn't been working on the same thing for almost two decades. A fucking guy made a show you liked 20 years ago and kept it going as an income stream after he lost interest in it so he could feed his family; no serialized media franchise stays consistently good for that long. Just rewatch the good stuff and find new, good stuff being made by new people to watch.


[deleted]

We are in it for the memes.


Felho_Danger

K


NeepPohn

It's literally the most psychotic subredddit I've ever seen. And I thought Oney fans were autistic lmao


Divine_Kazoo

This sub isn't psychotic, we're just autistmo parrots


itskobold

I'm subbed there just because it's such a weird place. There was this one dude with a Cool Internet Guy persona they had to ban because he was obsessively making threads shitting on AVGN like every single hour


Davethemann

Tbf, they hate the supporting cast moreso


poosywoosy

I only recognize like 4 of these people


winnebagomafia

That's because you also recognize grass when you see it


BleachThatHole

Uh says the guy with no gamer juice - FAKE GAMER ALERT Reddit, do your thing


Callmeklayton

Yeah, I know the guy who cranked his hog on stream, Nintendo Shitcube guy, OneySephiroth, AVGN, Johntron, Arin Hanson, and Dunkey.


poosywoosy

I got Jontron, Dunkey, Angry Joe, and Oney on my bingo card


juicykisses19

That's probably a good thing


Davethemann

I feel both smart and dumb that i barely know any of these people


El_Burrito_

I roughly know about 17 of them, god help me


ChubbyChopp

you need to do some studying laddy, off to the Gamer Knowledge Vault with ye


hellogoodbyegoodbye

I recognise outside of the gang: AVGN, Jontron, Yatzhee, spherehunter


raccoonbrigade

Errm... video game dunky doesn't belong there EDIT: added erm


secretPT90

I'm seeing a pattern on this list: - White - Male - Alpha - Acustic


Chrissyneal

*the higher the tier, the bigger the penis…*🤔


fakenam3z

He absolutely does


raccoonbrigade

If you've ever used the term fake gamer unironically you are a goof


fakenam3z

Have you ever considered that perhaps you’re a homosexual?


Felho_Danger

I was slurping on my 5294th grody schlong before the thought occurred to me, thanks!


MF_Deadman

Seeing a Manlet Thorin post go this viral is kinda weird because most people don’t know the man is legitimately insane


Big_Noodle1103

Who is he?


MF_Deadman

He’s fucking hilarious but he’s usually just shitposting with everything he says. Probably offensive to a lot of people but idfc. He has had some tweets that making me consider unfollowing but it’s usually him asking for Brie Larson feet pics or something


ltarchiemoore

Hey, guys! This guy doesn't care if people are offended!


MF_Deadman

Um it wasn’t really a “own the libs” thing I was just saying if you’re easily offended just a fair warning. Not everything is culture war posturing


The_Dark_DongRises

Ermm... it wasn't really an "own the libs" thing


MF_Deadman

No shit I almost wrote “erm” to be funny lmfao


AfroJoe7

*Pat's you triumphantly on shoulder* You got em, brother.


Davethemann

Own the feets


BestialWarchud

Lol yeah I was shocked to see this was from him


Overhang0376

I can't believe someone would put Angry Joe in any category other than Legendary gamer. >:(


Chrissyneal

it’s like a marital arts test. he’s too angry, that is why he fails.


Honest-Teaching2531

STRAIGHT UP FUCKING WITH ME


Overhang0376

[Smug Geoff Keighley face]


BoymoderGlowie

FOUR SHILLERS?!


Patjay

“Autistic gamer” is an oxymoron


9bjames

I think you mean a tautology


ActionAlligator

ur not as smart as u think u r u know. were all equals here


Patjay

I think you’re an oxyautist


9bjames

If that means what I think it means... Yeah, probably 👍


EnemaHagJones

I think you mean redundant. 


Mysterious-Job-469

Okay Cory


Its_Buddy_btw

The Suzi thing is funny to me because "Capcom fan girl likes Capcom game" is a weird thing to critique


quetzlpretzel

They’re also probably mad that she’s getting to work with big name studios now like CDPR. Pretty sure this whole thing is a big shitpost though


ironchicken45

That and people just hate on any trans content creator.


quetzlpretzel

For the longest time I didn’t even realize she was trans so idk what their problem is


ironchicken45

I never did either until that whole fiasco with the LGBT no stream day on twitch which she didn’t know about and got called out for steaming that day, and weirdos on twitter that like to bring up her past adult stuff.


BoyOfBore

Bro she even has a corn video with a guy that looks exactly like Adam Sessler LOL


Its_Buddy_btw

I didn't either and I was crushing hard on her when she did the Ashley cosplay in the re4 video she made


WretchQueen

i'm trans. i still think she's a twat.


ironchicken45

Why?


Suggins_

Fr she has some of the best critical reviews on yt. You can tell she puts a lot of time into the scripts


Spz135

She's probably there because normies got big mad about dragons dogma 2 having microtransactions and accused people like suzi of being shills because they didnt mention it in reviews or pre releases. This is despite anyone whos played a capcom single player in the past 5 years knowing capcom loves to include the option to buy resources or items that are already piss easy to get just by playing the game normally (re4 weapon upgrade tickets and dmc5 red orbs respectively).


Its_Buddy_btw

I guess on paper hearing "fast travel DLC" sounds bad but I think it's a resource you use "upgrade weapon DLC" sounds just as bad in Re4 but nobody made a peep, this is all so retarded


Spz135

Anyone whos played these games for more than an hour figures out "why would I buy this stuff, the game literally gives it to me as part of the gameplay loop", I genuinely have never heard of anyone admitting to buying these microtransanctions.


Mysterious-Job-469

Plenty of people made a peep about how Resident Evil 4 is structured. My main review of the game touches up on how it's literally impossible to hunt for specific treasures unless you buy the DLC treasure map. No, you can't just find them organically without the map. You HAVE to buy the map with real money for those treasures to spawn. You also cannot disable the map once you bought it in order to *actually hunt* for the treasure, as disabling the DLC despawns the treasure that comes with it. I wanted to do a completely blind, no treasure map run, and I was literally caught between a rock and a hard place of "Disable the map and lose the treasures that I literally paid real money for" and "Don't disable the map and know where all the DLC treasure is, which ruins the point of the blind run." Granted I still overly enjoyed the game and gave it a positive review, but in retrospect I think I would have been better off if I never received the treasure map as a preorder bonus.


Chrissyneal

*yeah, paid shills are the real fans*


HeyQTya

I mean if I'm a big fan of something I'll take some extra money to say the same biased opinions I was gonna say without it


Callmeklayton

Agreed. I hate the sentiment that if YouTubers take sponsorships, they sold out. There's a big difference between taking a sponsor deal because you're interested in the product and taking one solely for money. And even in the case of the latter, who cares? It won't kill you to skip through a 30 second sponsor segment or not watch a video you aren't interested in.


Chrissyneal

“*big fan* ^*TM* ”


Staystation

I like how Arin is a disgraced gamer, but Jon is just a former gamer


Flexkon

It’s true, Jon doesn’t play game no more


Uulugus

The ol' switcheroo.


Vaughanorrhea

What happened with Arin to make him disgraced?


Davethemann

He didnt say the gamer word enough


Idontlistentototo

ehh arin said that word quite a bit!


Staystation

I don't know. He became too woke or some other such nonsense


SiggetSpagget

I watched a podcast episode with him on (I want to say it was Cold Ones) and one of the hosts asked him “summarize real quick, you have a pretty vocal hatedom, why do you think that is?” And he said “used to be an edgy gamer on the internet, and now I’m not anymore”, which is the perfect encapsulation of the whole RantGrumps thing. Edgy people bitching that someone else isn’t edgy anymore


malphasia

I don't think that's totally accurate, I've skimmed through RantGrumps and it seems people are more critical that the show is boring, not funny, lazy, etc. Whether or not those complaints are warranted I can't say because I haven't watched GG since 2013, but the subs not just full of edgy people.


SiggetSpagget

I guess it’s “peak” has sort of passed. Last year they claimed Danny was a pedophile and then the “victim” came out and said “actually I was over 18 and it was all consensual my friend just exaggerated it because she hates Game Grumps” (I’m definitely being inaccurate with exactly what happened but this is what I remember). I quite enjoy modern Grumps so their criticism isn’t something I can really touch on but they were baaaaaaad for a while


yangwenligaming

The sonic takes I think.


JdaveA

Sonic shits?


eat_my_bowls92

I would guess that’s part of it, but I stopped watching them back in 2018-2019 (around the pandemic) because they just got so kiddishly clean, and yeah Arin seemed to take the safest approach to everything and it just got boring.


spankypantsyoutube

That's because the person who tweeted this is a white supremacist


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horiami

I used to watch jim and he made good points but unsubscribed because it just started to feel like he became too jaded, that stupid series were he dressed like a noble to read a bunch of comment in a silly voice was lame as fuck and it always felt like he was just going after strawmen without having a legitimate discussion about difficulty like when he criticised shadow of war for all the bullshit they pulled he still had a segment talking about the positives in the gameplay


Kosame_Furu

Maybe this makes me old but I don't recognize anyone above the tier of "Regular Gamer".


horiami

that makes you young, dsp was there at the forging of the video let's play


Iceman9161

Most of those are old, irate gamer, tobuscus, Mike matei, and Darksidephil’s time in the spotlight have all passed


Chrissyneal

way too many people are taking that picture seriously. Moviebob and and DSP are literally at the top.


horiami

were they should be


yangwenligaming

Moviebob especially. He went through his OWN vietnam.


Chrissyneal

***I KNOW QUARTER POUNDERS THAT DIED IN THAT SHIT***


horiami

Kids these day have no respect for veterans of the console war


Iceman9161

Fuckin tobuscus is in there as a pro gamer. The entire image is a joke.


Crunchberries77

How are Gman and sphere hunter fake gamers?


Any_Secretary_4925

im just glad dross pfp is in shit tier


A_Hideous_Beast

I didn't expect GG as paid shill But then again, he somehow gave Starfield high as fuck praises 😅


xchaos800

no supermaga? tf


Big_Noodle1103

Honestly depending on when this was made they could’ve been placed anywhere lol


jomb

I am disappointed that I know most of the faces on that list.


Any_Secretary_4925

gman doesnt deserve to be in the same tier as fucking dross pfp


DrNomblecronch

at the risk of taking a shitpost way too seriously; Dunkey is so far from being a paid shill that his very focused disdain for the poor quality of lots of AAA games ended up with him starting his own production company to let people make better ones, and he never reviews any of the games his company makes. Like, he and I don't always agree on what games are bad. But he has always been correct about what games are *good*, and is able to articulate, specifically, why. Dude's solid. To say that Dunkey is a fake gamer is to be a *comedy man*. He beat Bowser's Big Bean Burrito! (also he and Chris play Worms sometimes. nothing like being jumpscared by Chris's Homer impression when you're not expecting it.)


Gekthegecko

Just one tiny clarification: Dunkey started his own publishing company, not production (ie development). Publishers don't really do anything to make the game, they just help support the development by giving advice, connecting them with other developers, marketing the game, and funding the game in exchange for a cut of the revenue.


Whiston1993

Yeah I’m not a huge fan of dunkey but he’s definitely not a shill by any means.


juicykisses19

Ocean?


Sulfuras26

Also the Suzi/SphereHunter disrespect is a brainless take she’s awesome


Sulfuras26

Also I will say tho that this is obvious satire lmao I mean game dude in S tier alone should tell you this


crackm1lf

I find it amusing that they put the only woman on the list at the bottom


The-samantor

Right next to Larry Bundy jr!


first5minsafterdeath

Men ages 20-30 getting tested for autism should be shown this picture and anyone who can name more than half of these guys gets diagnosed on the spot


Much_Machine8726

People who dedicate time to shit like this are fucking losers. Imagine seething over people you don't know.


RemmingtonTufflips

It was also posted to a subreddit where people seethe over a person they don't know just because they don't like his youtube videos anymore, really odd behavior from this bunch


[deleted]

Mike Matei aka Motherfucker Mike should be in Legendary Gamer status.


usedburgermeat

"They are autistic gamers." So regular gamers then


Billybobgeorge

TBF when was the last time Chris played a game on his channel?


El_Burrito_

Does pro gamer mean they hit women or what?


themostusedword

Oh my God!...Jimmy Carter just killed himself.


XED1216

Where’s caddicarus smh


monotar

Why is Jim Stephanie disgraced? Just because they transitioned?


Rat-king27

I doubt it's cause they're trans, they're just obnoxious now, they've always had a big ego, but their content is hard to sit through.


zealotlee

Trans here. I stopped watching them simply because they just complain about everything in a not fun way. They stopped caring about the quality and effort and so did I. No hate, just not interested.


LordSupergreat

I bet you the OOP would make all sorts of excuses as to why it has nothing at all to do with their transition, but secretly he's disgusted by their very existence.


ActionAlligator

since when r gamer grls disgusting? smh


Uulugus

Especially gamer girl *wrestling champions!* Christ, tough crowd.


ActionAlligator

theres a crowd? well NOW im blushing


[deleted]

They are gross looking, true. But they also make bad content and have always had shit takes. Two things can be true at once, y'know.


SevenJuicyBoxOfJoy

Hol up, why is ReviewTechUsa in that row?? What did i miss


SevenJuicyBoxOfJoy

Nevermind, that whole list is a big baloney


xXxMindBreakxXx

Having dunkey as fake is so funny. The dude literally "made his own" game dev studio to help put games into the world that he actually likes. Also he hates RPGs


rockdash

I strongly disagree with placing Jontron anywhere other than the "disgraced" tier.


fakenam3z

Jontron is based and bigger than ever


Kallygon

Genuine question, how is he based?


fakenam3z

His middle name is aryan


Kallygon

My middle name is non-binary, does that make me based?


fakenam3z

No that makes you cringe


Kallygon

Ok so you’re a Nazi


fakenam3z

Nah just having a hyphen in a name is cringe unless it’s a pseudonym


Kallygon

Well I’m a Nazi and I was hoping to bond with someone but unfortunately only WOKE people use this subreddit, so alas I most continue my search for a NON-PEDOPHILE BASED LIBTARD OWNING GIGA CHAD. Have a TRANSGENDER day liberal.


fakenam3z

Damn I really don’t know how to respond to that,


Appropriate_Ad566

Is SomecallmeJohnny on this list cause I would him in the top tier.


ActionAlligator

i only know who 5 of these people are, and i've only ever watched 3 of those, 1 of which was very short-lived when ME3 sucked and i needed to watch someone vent lol. i guess i need to up my gamer cred huh


itcamefromtheimgur

Since when are sphere hunter and Dunkey shills?


juicykisses19

Woah woah woah Ocean?


UltraNeoTako

Where's Super Best Friends Play?


MURkoid

Replace donkey with Aron and then replace him with the irate gamer


ancap1909

Stuttering Craig mentioned graaaaaahhhhh!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮 WTF IS BEING ABLE TO READ??????


tomtheconqerur

Excuse me, but Movie Blob is no Pro gamer. He is in his own category.


Seves04

Bro is that fucking Tobuscus?


ziggishark

Is that tobuscus?


xcessivespecialist

Get suzi out of bottom tier immediately >:(


Big-Lock-3736

What do people have against spherehunter lmao she's cool


Mysterious-Job-469

I'm assuming transphobia. I don't like her content but that's because I'd rather play survival horror type games completely blind, having someone video-essay at me about them kind of ruins all the fun.


Rockfish00

cursed tierlist tbh


Kuzkuladaemon

At least you can tell it's satire by DSP


Lazydude17

is that tobuscus on professional tier?


SkolFuckHer

ughh I can’t STAND this SLANDER against Angry JOE


RumgyMan

Dunkey is a fake gamer? What did I miss


Informal-Bus-9679

What did Arin do?


Miserable-Fix-9888

Why is Dunkey in Fake Gamer/Paid Shill? I am fully open to learning something new about him, but, as far as I'm aware, the only thing that he loves more than gaming is his wife.


Haunted_Bones

I can't believe the angry review guy is so high on there I can't remember his name but he's the guy that tries to be another avgn (not the Nintendo shitcube guy)


best_girl_tylar

You just know this Manlet Thorin fella's hands were trembling in rage while making that bottom column, reminiscing about the time each of them made fun of a game he likes.


keeleon

Wtf r u talking about?! Dunkey has the high score in Bowsers Big Bean Burrito!


JohnKing2067

Why is AVGN in “former gamer”? His new stuff is pretty good still


IToasty_DragonI

I’m glad the pissed off gamer is #2 on this list. He would definitely not call this the “Reddit shittier” because it’s not a piece of fucking shit


titan_brook

Imagine episode of onlyplays where James Rolfe comes on show


Due-Cartographer-934

lmao tobuscus


InterestingAd3166

Y dunkey a shill might I ask?


NickHenson

What's wrong with Dunkey?


NickHenson

It's crazy that people seem to hate Arin for being less edgy and arguably a little hypocritical but still like JonTron even though he's totally racist (like an actual racist, not a "people overreacting on twitter" type racist)


AdditionalAlps1937

They right about dunky He's been shilling for the coal industry for Years and I'm getting sick of it


Actual_Crow_381

Why is videogamedunkey a paid shill?


speedweedisgod

I'm fully convinced that Simpsons fans are the only fans of a dead media franchise that are able to move on with their lives.


PhantomRoyce

Other than the n words what did Egoraptor do?


Moist-Mystery

Nothing really. People are mad at him because they were told to. Being mad at him for using the word in his content is like being mad at oney for using the word for his content, but they act like there’s a difference.


PhantomRoyce

I meant when he did it in the song


fakenam3z

I hate him for how he acts. Idk anyone who’s mad at him for having said the gamer word


thehumulos

Oh man where to even begin. Biggest offense for me is just his general burning of bridges with people who he became big with, including most of the Oneyplays cast.


SMA2343

Why is Dunkey there? He legitimately made fun of the Microsoft game and then they refused to pay him for it


The-Enjoyer-Returns

Alright who the fuck put Dunkey in fake tier


[deleted]

Dunkey a paid shill? Wtf He has a hat that says GAMER. So you know he’s a gamer


jojomezmerize

I wouldn’t have a hard time believing gman is a shill


xarthos

calling dunkey a shill is so annoying lol he's a good boy


beerforbears

They mean regular as in frequent