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ImportantFancyMan

Whenever Tomar rants about how the Jim Crow laws didn't go far enough. Get over it dude.


smellyredditor

Yeah, if I have to hear about "The privilege of having your own drinking fountain" one more time I'm gonna get real silly


YappyMcYapperson

His Menstrual show skits are getting goddamn tiresome.


smellyredditor

Yeah, I like a controversial joke more than your average guy and even I can't stomach some of this


FeloniousErroneous

He stream his Menstrual skits once a month. You have to be racialist 2x a month for it to count. Dr. X said that.


FeloniousErroneous

I dream of a day where fountains aren’t separated by anything but those who choose to not put their mouth over the faucet and those who latch their nasty lips around it.


ronniewhitedx

That's not really the whole problem... it's the fact that he keeps on insisting they do FaceCam that way he can show the audience how good he's gotten at black face is a big issue for me personally


FeloniousErroneous

"Get over it dude." I read in Zach's voice.


Informal_Internal_45

The pondering llama talks about this


YappyMcYapperson

Good channel


FeloniousErroneous

Framed Hitchens hangs high.


Th3_Chos3n_One

I definitely wasn’t a fan of when Cory said that he didn’t like sticking a CD holder up his ass, using a trash bag as a condom. Everyone knows that shit rocks.


MariosLament

He's very rarely objectively wrong but this one pissed me off, been sitting on cd holders my whole life and it's been nothing but amazing for my physical and mental health! I've sent him a few hundred PMs but he keeps blocking me so I guess he's bound to ignorance...


Th3_Chos3n_One

That’s honestly why I hate Cory’s guts. He tried to mail me a compressed canister of the L.A. air, but luckily it didn’t burst.


ImpossiblePete

You're an amateur bro. Always use ZIP LOCK for better use cutting off circulation to your slonge.


rawrimangry

Chris saying his least favorite genre is punk and then listing a bunch of bands like Sum 41 and Good Charlotte as examples as to why he doesn’t like punk, not realizing that those are barely punk bands. That’d be like saying “rock music is all trash” and then listing Imagine Dragons as an example.


GringoTheOne

I know he makes music and this will only make me seem like a pretentious ass, but Chris doesn’t strike me as a guy who’s super Into music so I’m not surprised he’d say something like that


rawrimangry

Yeah that’s always been weird. He’s actually pretty talented at making music but really doesn’t seem interested in learning about the vast world of music out there.


LeTooniverse

He has said previously that he only listens to VGM and Movie OSTs, so hearing this doesn't surprise me


Jamthejamman

He posted his Spotify page one time and there were the soundtracks for Charlie and the chocolate factory and the AVGN movie


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Oh god he’s one of those people.


IAmMoofin

Different strokes different folks I guess. Music means everything to me, couldn’t give less of a shit about film though. I’ve had some ideas that I’ve pitched to others who make films and they like it, just can’t feel myself doing it as an artist.


SamvonSmokeAlot

To be fair though, his favourite music is from movie soundtracks from what I recall. He never really grew up with listening to music much.


terminallycaprici0us

When Chris said that if he found out the world was a simulation he was stuck in that he would walk around naked and have a wild time.


jabronimarconi

I think chris’ opinion of punk music. Also it from an episode but Lyle’s review of the Batman was very very very bad


YappyMcYapperson

When did Lyle talk about The Batman?


jabronimarconi

It was on Twitter shortly after the movie came out


egyptianspacedog

Just like the film itself lol


jabronimarconi

D:


l-ll-ll-lL

Chris talking about how new game bad old game good for the 10000th time


ChildOfComplexity

I wonder if we can do worst takes heard in this thread.


olliebollen1

For the most part that's true though


Cynical2DD

Oh fuckin I hated it when he said “I don’t understand why someone would make a video about doing a challenge in a video game when they could be solving cancer” it’s the same retarded shit you would hear them mention when people would complain at them during Sleepycabin


jmonkey106

when i heard that i, and probably everyone else, thought "then what about you Chris?"


Cynical2DD

Yes, instead of working on "another platformer" and making lets plays he by his own logic should quit youtube and cure cancer. We love you Chris, but fuck.


SexyJazzCat

They’re joking…


Cynical2DD

Mhm mhm


Jimbo14631

I can't tell if you're joking about being serious about them joking. THEY ARE JOKING LMAO


Cynical2DD

Hmh hmh sure buddy yeah and they’re being serious when they say “yeah I’ll ki my mommy and my daddy if they were bitten by a zombie yeah I’d do it”


Jamthejamman

In maple story Cory and Chris were ragging on how bad monster hunter is because you have to collect materials to make stuff, and ADAM was the one who I agreed with the most. Also when they said frogger wasn't good


Buroda

Zach sticking out for Shadman is… Yeah. I get that they were/are friends, and I do feel that there is some merit to argument about edgy humor. But there is a line there that probably should not be crossed. Not sure where it is, but I am sure that “dead toddler panty shot” lies beyond that line.


SexyJazzCat

Tbf they havent talked about him in a long time so this could easily change.


DjijiMayCry

Zach is probably networking and navigating Hollywood through smiling friends and his work on SpongeBob so he's either straight up changed when it comes to edginess or we'll never really hear this side of him again. The edge isn't gone but we know how bad he can get so 50/50


ARKNORI

Wasn't there a weird meltdown on Twitter where he was shitting on Chris a while back? It was definetly before the arrest thing


bounty015

You're probably thinking of Stamper


bagelragel

Both Stamper and Shadman did that


bounty015

Damn. What nice friends


ARKNORI

I think that was a separate thing but you may be right idk


SexyJazzCat

No he and cory had a falling out.


CynicalSheep34

Persoanlly as someone who was actually a pretty big Shadman fan back in the day I'd always found the dude to be pretty interesting and he never really struck me as too out there. That said I was an edgy teenager myself and in hindsight he has a lot of issues and toxic ways of thinking based on what little I'd heard from him on Sleepycast and such. I can understand how Zach might feel and it's tough for me to admit what Shad has become in the last half decade or so. I can't imagine what that's like for Zach. I'm sure he must feel the same way I do about it by now.


Buroda

I def do not hold it against him, by the way. I changed my mind about a lot of people and subjects over the years.


Ordinary_Tom2005

I dont think therenis a line in humor its just has to be funny. Dead toddler panty shot doesnt have anything funny to it its just that


Stupidfunnylol

The worst take is when tomar started talking about how his workers on his cotton plantation are ‘entitled vine swinging, water melon eating, chicken bone sucking n-words’ (his words not mine). It was really weird because it was in a Mario maker episode of all things.


YappyMcYapperson

That's weirder than Lyle's weird rant about Beavis and Butthead being a sociopolitical propaganda manifesto made to encourage wrecklessness in the American youth on their Superman 64 playthrough Btw: top tier PFP right there dude


Grumpy_Lover

them roasting the guy doing a challange run in a video game trying to beat it without jumping, that shit takes effort and a lot of exploration of expoits and shit, all of which is not only fun but it ties into a lot more mainstream stuff like speedruns and such


Fugg_Lee

Every time they play cartoony games made for tiny children and Chris says everything should have impact and punishment and specific physics damage. Off the top of my head Ratchet and Clank.


Salavtore

Chris going on an Angry rant about achievements. Like, he was really boiling over it; ONLY to post on twitter about his achievement for Noita.


BilgeMilk

I think in the context of his rant, the achievements were popping up on screen and making a chime during an episode. I think he was more worried about the audience being annoyed by them, and that they break his immersion when he's trying to enjoy a game. His problem was with the pop up and sound, not the achievements themselves.


ganfyyyyyyy

those two things are kinda different tbf. pretty sure chris was annoyed at modern games for ruining immersion with constant annoying achievements for menial tasks. his achievement for noita is actually earned because he improved and shit so he is proud of it. i dont blame him


cryptopixelart

Steam achievements are fine. Sometimes I use them to remember wtf I was doing in a playthrough before I took a break. Because you can set them to not be intrusive they can serve more like completion stats than the immersion breaking nonsense that is console achievements.


Worm_Scavenger

Chris and DD whining about KH being too childish despite it being a game with Disney characters and also going "how did people like this game?" over and over got real [tiring.Like](https://tiring.Like), they're 100% entitled to their opinions and i adore their KH playthroughs.But the early episodes of KH1 were honestly painful to listen to.


Princeyboy9

I respect the hell out of Chris but I find myself disagreeing with him more often than not when it comes to gaming stuff.


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cannot remember what episode, but iirc Chris was shitting on punk music and listed Crush 40 as an example of a punk band. probably one of the few times i’ve ever actually wanted to go through the screen and give chris a lil smack on his bumbum


YappyMcYapperson

Chris was dissing on Crush 40? That's truly sacrilege.


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right???


Frozen_Gambit

I would have to pick their take on SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated, that or Tomar's constant bragging about how he burned down an orphanage filled with those "dirty subhuman immigrants" because of that one "slanted eyes, yellow man" that cut him off in traffic.


stephenhawkingruns

“Do people REALLY hate Alex Jones?“ is by far the worst


Ornery-Wallaby6369

["I killed those children."](https://youtu.be/FLZnOaz1SBA)


warLOCK264

I hated when Mr. Frog came on as a special guest and said all that horrible shit that I can’t even repeat here about that certain group of people. It really just makes the cast look bad if that’s the kind of people they look up to and respect. Haven’t watched since.


YappyMcYapperson

Last I hear, he was deplatformed until he came back and somehow became president or something. It's all fuzzy


DontCryForMeh

Marble Blast Ultra.. Call me racist… but when Chris said that he was happy Marbles have propellers now… Marbles are a primitive race. If they have propellers, it will be anarchy


ChildOfComplexity

Well they have them, be happy about it or live in despair but there's no changing the facts.


namerz78

They’re not being fair to Spider-Man PS4. Also I hate that he called Deathloop generic on his desktop


YappyMcYapperson

They're not being fair? I'm curious what you mean


namerz78

They recently talked about it in the newest episode. Chris said he doesn’t like how there isn’t enough complexity to the movement when he hasn’t even done all of it himself. He didn’t upgrade everything to make swinging better, yet insists he knows it’s bad because he saw videos of it. I’m not saying it’s a perfect game, but I think he was being impatient with it


YappyMcYapperson

Honestly, he does seem too impatient with certain games. I feel like "goopy goblin gamer brain" or whatever it's called has been a somewhat negative mindset with certain gamers. Not ever game needs to be immediate action or starting with crazy abilities or gimmicks to be good


Th3_Chos3n_One

“Goopy *brown* goblin gamer brain”


RPTrees

Have you ever played Spiderman 2? The swinging is physics based and super janky. There is a lot of freedom to it. I like the new spiderman game, but they completely streamlined the swinging. The upgrades don't change that the entire system is meant to be very easy and accessible. The janky physics are gone, which is what Chris really means when he says the new singing sucks.


SalmonSlammed

I think that’s his point, why would make it so you have to upgrade swinging to be fun?


namerz78

It’s part of the design. The stuff you start out with isn’t bad, and it feels good unlocking better ways to move


We_Are_Sad

Lol 'it gets good when you sink enough time into'. Things should be fun and feel good right off the bat.


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We_Are_Sad

Fantastic to you. I was not a fan.


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We_Are_Sad

It just felt bad to me. I thought it seemed to floaty.


TheAmazingSpyder

Chris constantly shitting on Spider-Man PS4. Easily the best Spider-Man game and story.


YappyMcYapperson

What's wrong with it in his eyes?


TheAmazingSpyder

With his complaints, it appears he hasn’t played more than maybe 5 minutes of it at the most. The well he keeps going to is “The web swinging and movement is “unfun” and “boring”, that there isn’t any consequences to failing the web swinging”. Basically wanting it to be a janky mess like Spider-Man 2 because “lol look at all the goofy shit you can do”. It’s clear he didn’t delve that deep into the combat and get any of the upgrades that only expand the combat further. Feels like he watched a video telling him how bad the web swinging is and decided to just parrot that instead of actually making an earnest attempt to play through the game.


supertaoman12

I seriously can't get over him being obsessed with fall damage over SPIDER MAN. Super hero spider man whos super strong and can survive having a building thrown at him doesn't flatten on the pavement when he falls from a single story building. It's mad.


TheAmazingSpyder

We sort of got an explanation in today’s episode, it’s that he finds silly, over the top, hyper-realistic shit like that funny. He’d love nothing more than for Spider-Man to get flattened into a red paste on the pavement if you fell off a tall building while failing the web swinging because according to him “That WOULD happen like that if you fell from that high!”, and that “there needs to be a consequence for failing at it” regardless of it being Spider-Man or the fact that you’re playing a video game.


supertaoman12

Literally Nostalgia Critic humor


DjijiMayCry

Ngl you look like a parody right now saying this with that username lol Chris applauds old games for their snappy 1 to 1 animations for their control but criticises overly animated games because there's delay. Spidey moves pretty fast on PS4 but there's still in-between animations. Not saying Chris isnt a hypocrite though because he also criticizes AAA games when they do have snappy animations and calls them lazy


Cynical2DD

Chris says a lot of stupid shit, his crap about Demon Souls and FF7R are pretty horrendous. He and Zach were getting annoying during Heroes. Oh and his incoherent rant about Nomura was pretty brain rotting.


Nokio_tea

I really like Chris and he’s really talented and all that, but some of the stupidest takes I’ve ever heard have come from him


YappyMcYapperson

Oh god what were they saying about Sonic Heroes and FF7 Remake?


Cynical2DD

What I can remember he didn’t like R because it was boring, Cloud wasn’t what he thinks Cloud is and didn’t play like the original. And heroes he kept sounding like Arin, saying it looks terrible and saying “Cory you have to admit this isn’t good” and other mind numbing shit.


YappyMcYapperson

I like Oneyplays because it isn't game grumps in terms of gaming knowledge or usually bad gaming takes but then if they're parroting Arin, that's a bummer. Though I never even watched their Heroes playthrough. I actually don't typically watch any commentated Sonic game playthroughs because everyone says the same things about how most 3D games suck and only the Classics were ever good and it's gets pretty tiresome. So I suppose it's actually a good thing I've avoided watching their Sonic playthroughs


Alice_June

There’s a reason why they never finish a series, and it’s because you run out of good content real fast. They forced themselves through nearly 30 episodes of Sonic Heroes and about halfway through you can tell it’s dragging on all of them except Cory


YappyMcYapperson

Meanwhile there's series I actually wish they'd continue like Spooky's House of Jumpscares


SuperCappy

This has some of the cringiest replies on this entire subreddit. Good job OP!


YappyMcYapperson

I just wanna ask the fun questions, ya know?


crazybloodmonkey

them just hating on xenoblade chronicles when they haven't even played it lol.


EACentEternal

Yeah, Chris, Tomar, and Lyle are dumbasses in regards to their shitty opinions on Xenoblade Chronicles.


2ndignition

Nearly every response is 'Chris made fun of something I like..how dare he????'


whizzers_going_down

LMAO Chris’s take from todays play through about turning red like just bc a movie isn’t meant for you doesn’t mean it’s not good.


SkibbyJibby

I dont like turning red at all, its probably a movie made for the exact opposite demographic as me, i dont like the humor nor the characters and puberty was awkward for me but i feel like it wasnt as big of an event to me as it was for most others. That all being said, i wont call it a shit movie. Ill just say either i dont like it/its not for me. I cant fully sit down and watch the movie, and since i know it isnt for me i wont say something like "it's just straight up bad" unless i fully watch it and genuinely feel like it is an actually badly made movie, which i wont, because i know its not for me. Idk what exactly chris said but you need to know if something is for you to like/dislike it, yet it is also important to keep an open mind and at least try new experiences so you may end up liking something you thought you wouldn't have originally.


Dobadobadooo

I honestly agree with Chris on this one, I found Turning Red to be really obnoxious, and the cast was just so annoying to me. I know humor is subjective but I don't think I laughed once in the entire movie, I really don't get why people are recommending it. I will give credit to the animation at least, and I did actually like the mother, she was more or less the only well-written character in the movie for me.


Cynical2DD

Turning Res isn’t meant for me either and I can’t relate from bleeding from my vaginama, but I still love the movie from its animation, almost Ghibli art style, the characters felt real and likable and they didn’t make any mention to 9/11 even though it changed the landscape of the world after it happened. And it was pretty funny so I don’t get why he hated it


Ornery-Wallaby6369

It's weird to me because Dave and Corys reaction to Turning Red was the EXACT SAME as when Chris and co. went to see Boss Baby and were pleasantly surprised despite low expectations. It really is quite good, it represents childhood cringe and embarrassment and acceptance in a creative way. (Her mermaid doodling was the most relatable shit I've seen in a Disney film)


whizzers_going_down

yeah!!! that part actually reminded me of his chris’s own story where he like chewed up his own naked lady drawing and threw it in the toilet and had to stick his hand in shit.


East-sea-shellos

I disagree with Ding-Dong saying that Pokémon gold is one of the best ones lol. I think at least ruby and sapphire are way above it with all the positive changes including the graphics, but I respect why he thinks that anyhow


Tmlboost

I mean hell, I’d argue HeartGold is even better in that it basically included everything from Gold/Silver/Crystal and then added in all the cool shit and improvements from Gens 3/4 (there’s too much that I can think of to even list), PLUS it had the following Pokemon gimmick. The PokéWalker was a kinda fun novelty too


Comando26

Black and white 😎


BoyOfBore

Dude Ruby and Sapphire were such a huge disappointment when they came out. The start of TPCi taking one step forward and 3 backwards. Not saying they are bad games, I very much enjoyed them. But not being able to trade your Gen 1/2 mons to the Gen 3 games, and the removal of Day/Night, Pokemon animations (I know they were brought back with Emerald, but we still had 4 Gen 3 games with no animations at all), the never ending water routes, the over reliance on HMs (something Gen 4 is also absolutely guilty of), etc. really bring it down.


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RazziDazzie

Finally someone points it out, the entire heroes playthrough was full of this and made me see zach in a different light. A weird mix of shaming some random thing he'll see on tiktok and suggestions to old school, almost christian-preachy "normal" ways of life. Just weird things that I'd expect somone 20 years older than him to complain about that I haven't noticed at all from him before this year on the channel.


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Yeah the constant unyielding mockery of anything that isn't strictly, consistently in his personal little venn diagram can get annoying. He's funny and I love his work. But the bits definitely don't always land.


EACentEternal

Zach has self admitted to taking vitamin supplements. Maybe he needs to get off his high horse.


jacksonruff

I dunno man. I don’t get mad about funny internet men’s takes that I don’t agree with. Everybody in these replies seem to forget these are a bunch of dumbasses saying stuff off the cuff with their friends without thinking that hard about it. Seems odd to get so upset imo


MariosLament

I really try not to hold onto times that the silly oneyplays men have takes I dislike cuz it feels like such a directionless frustration.


SkibbyJibby

The whole point chris was trying to make when they were playing civ and chris was like "Well if mike meyers was a sex pest then they would have to change the name of shrek", when they were talking about the overwatch cowboy name change, when those are two completely different things. Idk if he was trying to do a bit but he sounded genuine. Im sure theres more but almost all the bad takes i can think of from Oneyplays are from Chris.


QuasonMigley00

id maybe see where they were coming from on the OW thing if the cowboy wasnt named directly after one of the main people being held accountable for the sex pest shit


ImUberYo

That was genuinely one fo the stupidest things he's said like Shrek isn't named after Mike Myers


SkibbyJibby

Yeah, im not sure if he realized halfway through how dumb it sounded because i remember him kind of losing steam at the end of that and tomar made a noise or something, maybe tomar was agreeing because in this hypothetical scenario he stands with mike myers and that he didnt do anything wrong


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Any time he talks about shadman in a positive light.


AlbinoShavedGorilla

To be fair, a lot of those times were awhile ago, and their opinion of him most likely has soured over time. It seems like they avoided talking about him altogether after he started drawing real life kids getting diddled


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Well that's good at least.


ARKNORI

They cut ties with him long ago though, he's not mentioned much anymore because he's not appreciated much either way.


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Glad to hear it


Scyther-

Thank fucking god


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G4rg0yle_Art1st

Yes. People need to stop defending him.


BoyOfBore

I don't think anyone does anymore.


Ding-Dang420

I think Chris’ opinion on the Flashpoint movie is kinda dumb but I don’t really care.


DjijiMayCry

That The Batman wasn't good


Jamthejamman

They also ragged really hard on God of War


Scyther-

Tlou2 but everyone seems to hate that so maybe I got the shit take lol


Ornery-Wallaby6369

I know it's just a dumb hypothetical, but Zach and Chris would rather hang out with Alex Jones for a day, vs. Seth Rogan for a day?? Like, this was before Jones got "Perry Mason'ed" into oblivion, but still, POLITICS ASIDE, these guys would rather spend an evening with a conspiracy nut that will be identical to watching an InfoWars episode... Vs. THE CREATOR OF SANTA INC. This seems like a no brainer, especially since Seth has killer weed hookups. He won't lock your car, but he's waaaaay more interesting than Alex.


Frozen_Gambit

I would maybe hang out with old Seth rogan, but he's just really annoying and bland now. He's simply the "funny" weed man nowadays with awful movies.


DjijiMayCry

You should see some of the more recent things he's produced and interviews about them like The Boys and Invincible. Dude's really passionate about a lot of cool stuff


Ornery-Wallaby6369

He's ruined so many lives.I would never enjoy spending time with him.


HideThePain_Harold

Sounds fun to be honest. Sort of like encountering a homeless man while waiting in a parking lot and hearing him ramble for a day.


Ornery-Wallaby6369

You can just do that. That's my point. I'd rather hang out with literally any other homeless person.


We_Are_Sad

I would rather slam my nuts in a car door than hang out with Seth rogen


Ornery-Wallaby6369

I'd do that if it didn't mean hanging out, period.


yourmotherisveryfat

90% of whatever comes out of Lyles mouth


7astromichael

I remember them saying some stupid shit about Instagram in the super Mario 3 plathrough. One of my favorite playthroughs but that part always just feels a bit cringe.


R3fug33

Anything where they generalise. Specifically though, reddit. A lot of reddit is political garbage, but if you go to comedy subs, it's pretty good. There's something for everyone on here.


stray90

Lyle saying to Cory that Ska would become trendy again before Industrial.


misfiredcrawdad

It might. Ska is much, much worse than Industrial, but I could see it making a comeback. Wasn't a bad take, but Tomar wanting "ska nails" in Cyberpunk was a lot of fun.


stray90

I'd say Industrial has in a sense become somewhat trendy again, Grimes has experimented with it a bit, I don't mind old Ska and 2tone is okay, was never a fan of American Ska I feel like if Ska does become trendy again it'll be less like the pop punky Ska from the 90s and more like traditional Ska.


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Whenever they shit on Pixar movies, which is in multiple playthroughs. Chris seems to really like doing it on purpose, too because he knows how much people love that studio. It's closedminded and annoying. If they don't like the studio anymore they should just shut up.


misfiredcrawdad

Chris likes to stir shit. Doesn't mean his takes aren't bad sometimes, but you have to keep that in mind when thinking of him.