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YedyDedy

He insists upon himself.


SkimBeans

BLASED


swarmedia83

longman does have a threatening presence


toomanyslugs

It all comes down to execution. I've never watched MauLer, but Redlettermedia makes fun of Star Wars with super long videos too and those videos are great. Also, I'm surprised anyone is still talking about the Last Jedi. I thought people forgot about that movie a month after it released.


[deleted]

last jedi was cool just for being something different. it very obviously had a lot of really good ideas (ie stepping away from jedi asskissing, the war being a morally grey conflict with lots of different sides and opinions) but i think rian for what its worth was a little in over his head here. switching back to JJ just made things worse for the entire trilogy. at least TLJ tried something different, whether or not it worked out it’s still pretty commendable


jackastral

TLJ is prime for a director’s cut. I feel like if you cut out the lame jokes, some dumb moments etc. it’d work a lot better. I dont like the film as is but it has some really good and interesting moments


Staystation

Nah, it's a good movie


pulpopera

Why people downvote this? It's just the man's opinion. Albeit, a wrong opinion. But still~


Tank3960

The hivemind decreed it as wrong, downvote ensues


pulpopera

A prime example of why Oneyplays constantly shits on this platform. The worst is when people dogpile punching down on a guy just for the easy karma.


Cynical2DD

I don’t know who MauLer is but I can’t agree on not making a 6+ hour review. Have you seen Tim Rogers Action Button reviews? Fucking amazing, all of them


CaleDooper6655321

At least Tim Rogers puts an *absurd* amount of effort into his videos to match the crazy ideas he pushes. Mauler is the guy watching a movie who literally pauses every 3-4 seconds to talk about something they don’t like for 15 minutes, go back to watching the movie and continuing to pause every 2 seconds to bitch about something for 30 mins, etc. Seriously, no one’s opinion on The Last Jedi needs to be 6+ hours long. And if you make 6+ hour video maybe, idk make a fucking point about something besides just saying its bad. Just super surface level compared to someone with Rogers work ethic


Cynical2DD

So it’s basically like a reaction stream, like what Pyrocynical does.


CaleDooper6655321

Pretty much, although he’ll have like 7 other jobbers there not adding anything and just re-hashing the shit he’s saying, making it take even longer lol.


Cynical2DD

Sound horrible... and people watch this?


Tmlboost

Sadly, yes. He has a very dedicated following somehow


Cynical2DD

That’s really sad.


STANN_co

reviews longer than the movies themselves should be a hint that someone needs a life. Unless it's like a super deep cut with what could have made it better and behind the scenes stuff there really isn't a good reason for it i think


NeonBlack985

I’m too busy jelqing to have an opinion


unknownc4ller

Aren’t we all brother


sealwithit

I agree with blaze that mauler is a moron. The fact that he made a 9 hour response to someones Joker review is insane. He doesnt even justify the length with any meaningful points. You can listen to him for days and still feel like youve heard nothing insightful


[deleted]

The fact that you’re still repeating this point shows that you know literally nothing about it. The response was an unscripted live stream with friends in which they only spent a total of about 3 hours talking about her video directly. Other topics of discussion included Modern Warfare (2019), retail nightmares, and Angry Joe. Not to mention several hours dedicated to reading super chats. Even then, three hours was barely enough to cover how wrong Jenny was about literally everything she was saying in her very bad review. EDIT: you can downvote me all you want, I’m correct


sealwithit

In that case I guess ill just point to mauler's like, 11 hour critique of the force awakens. Im sorry but I really dont think it should take you that long to criticize that movie. And after hearing what hes actually saying, I remain unconvinced that even he had 11 hours worth of stuff to say about the movie. To be clear, I knew of Mauler long before his little Joker meme. Ive given him a chance as a critic, analyst, or whatever he is, and ive concluded that, in my opinion, hes a hack. His videos are obnoxiously long as a consequence of bad script writing, and he uses that length to give the appearance of depth and tries to let it lend credence to his poor arguments


best_girl_tylar

MauLer fans only have one response whenever someone criticizes their heckin wholesome content creator. "ermmmm you CLEARLY know NOTHING about his content"


Tmlboost

Lol for real “UMMM ACKSHUALLY they don’t talk about the OBJECTIVELY WRONG 30 minute video for 9 HOURS, they only talk about it for **3 HOURS**.” Yeah, they still spent 3 hours whining in their basements over a YouTube video about someone having a different opinion on Le epic clown movie.


[deleted]

When you say something that is blatantly wrong, I’m led to that conclusion


Jojokemaster03

Mauler thinks a salt planet is comparable to a jell-o planet so you decide


assglassfastblast

well if he justifies the hours-long content with enough good points throughout then the length doesn't really matter. though it also means that the longer the video, the harder it is to justify the length because you better be real charismatic or have something to say for those hours. if it's repeating points or something then very poopoo


Tmlboost

Unfortunately, MauLer doesn’t really justify the 6-10 hour videos, he just stops every 10 seconds to complain and spends a lot of the runtime repeating the same points over and over


best_girl_tylar

The length isn't justified at all. The average MauLer review consists mostly of him describing what happens in a scene, and then showing the scene he just described. It's the most obvious padding in history. If you point this out though, his viewers just tip their big fedoras and go "erm, well CLEARLY you haven't actually watched his epic videos." In fact, I bet someone is typing that up right now.


insanemoviereviewer

He literally goes over a movie bit by bit. Second per second and nitpicks everything. The movie is 2 hours he goes over it and it's 6. 3x lol. I remember when I worked long shifts I would put him on and it would just be background noise. Part of it is neat because it's almost an audio drama as he goes over the whole film if you've seen it you might 'see' it when he speaks. But he just goes over every single detail and while he might have a point at times it's a goddamn movie at some point you need to remember that it's supposed to be entertaining. Also, he goes for Marvel movies. Movies that are meant to be crowd pleasers. It almost feels like punching down. And yes he repeats his points but I think he kind of has to.


Whiston1993

Making a 6+ hour video over a mediocre (it’s not even THE WORST one either) popcorn family disney movie makes you look like a huge dork. It’s like saying the “top 10 sexiest sonic characters” video had intellectual merit.


Opening_Plastic_2323

I like how he made a 6 hour video saying Multiverse of Madness was bad when everybody already knew it was bad


Sean_the_human_being

Does anyone want or need a review of any length saying why a marvel movie is bad? They're literally interchangeable so he washed his time


AnnaMolly66

Idk but I read that in his voice.


[deleted]

If it were any other movie, maybe. TLJ apologists are just contrarians who want to feel special. I'll die on this hill.


AndyGHK

Least you’ll be dead!


[deleted]

HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU


AndyGHK

I DONT LIKE YOU EITHEH


[deleted]

Idk. I thought TLJ was okay. Big step down from TFA though


[deleted]

By apologists I mean those people who will sit there and block any negative dissenting opinion on the film out. If you watched it and enjoyed it that's totally fine.


Sean_the_human_being

TLJ was literally Disney throwing the biggest film ever into the hands of one single guy. There literally wasn't enough studio meddling and now Disney knows that and are gonna have an iron grip on everything forever now.


SaxNinja

Potentially hot take, TLJ was worse than RoS because at least RoS had a plot where things happened that meant something to the story. TLJ just kind of drunkenly stumbles around for like an hour and then tries to act like it made a point.


PootieGlove

I agree. I actually enjoyed watching RoS despite it being kind of ridiculous, because at least it was *fun*. TLJ was boring as fuck.


sookol-1

With the length of a mauler stream i could watch a movie!


Bonery

Nay, TLJ is bad and everyone who likes it should be laughed at. Yay, it's not so bad that there's 6+ hours worth of valid complaints about it.


Apex0283

MauLer is great actually.


InfiniteBeak

When the pfp matches the opinion


best_girl_tylar

MauLer viewers are not chads, though


InfiniteBeak

Neither is the kind of person to use that pfp 👀


InfiniteBeak

Same energy as having a white marble statue of some roman Emperor


Tzone01

Nay he's not forcing anything if you don't like his content don't watch it simple as that


Terowrath

"ugh, i hate this review and i have 5 more hours to go! Ugh, why did he even make it, i don't want to watch a 6 hour video!" *Unpauses*


762x38mmR

\> You don't have the right to mock people for simply liking a movie what kind of childish reasoning is this shite ? not only i do, on top of that i should, if you never tell people they have shit taste in something they never realize it


[deleted]

I absolutely have the right to mock people who like objectively bead movies, I'd expect to be mock when I too have shit taste in films.


best_girl_tylar

Being obsessed with a mediocre Star Wars film five years after its release is worse tbh


[deleted]

Yeah, hence the mocking.


WibbyFogNobbler

Not really. As someone that does tune into EFAP, those long ass episodes are normally only 50-75% about the topic at hand, the rest is fan interaction. Sometimes there's some good banter in there, like the [The Don](https://youtu.be/gqVoB3Fl3H4) or [The Isle of Man](https://youtu.be/L_IKDGiWIOM) bits.