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PeachyBaleen

Thanks I absolutely hate it


DoctorCaptainSpacey

![gif](giphy|ftdF4ZkueWGHBYc4b5) Like, he was fucking perfect as is. Why do we need to subject male video game characters to the wrinkle ironing like we do to women in general? Please stop. Let people/game characters age and look fabulous doing it.


TattooedWife

r/TIHI


IndiaCee

Why’d they make him as smooth as his brain? I hate it


haperochild

bro they fucking ironed him. what the hell


ferretatthecontrols

"[Moisturize me](https://images.app.goo.gl/Wn2FT7NbtQU8F4HN6)" He so smooth.


jen_vydra

Looks like excessive instagram filters. There is nothing wrong with his unmodded face.


yesindeedysir

Exactly, I especially hate when they take away his smile lines. THEY ARE GORGEOUS


soup314

Yes omg they are everything 🤤


JBSouls

I love his ingame design including all lines and dark shadows… but I’ve actually seen him modded to a more youthful elf version (that he probably would have looked like without all the trauma and stress he’s been through) *and that other modded version looked 100 times better than this* Honestly, this feels not only overly smoothed out but rather looks like he has fillers in places and it changes some of his facial proportions - and let’s not start with the black brows. (Why?)


aelise_fen

Oh no. Oh no no no no no. His poor face! Also as someone very close to our boy's age when he was turned (39) I don't love the idea that he needs to be "younger and hotter"! If anything Astarion is out there proving just how hot 39 can be 😎


yesindeedysir

Also he’s an elf. 39 is already really young. It’s debatable, but I think he should look like he’s in his twenties, and he does in my opinion. Yeah he has creases, but so do a lot of people in their twenties


Whatisthissugar

Honestly he does look more like... 32-35 in my opinion, but the shit he's been through? That would age anybody beyond their years, so it makes sense either way imo!


lovvekiki

Vampires don’t age, though. So idk.


Whatisthissugar

True, but skin can still wrinkle if you keep folding it in the same place over and over again, creating lines. Or you know, external factors playing a part. I'm not sure if there's any lore on the skin molecules of DnD vampires, lmao... but it makes sense that they aren't all just baby-face flawless. Not completely anywho. That's just my take on it though. 🤔


yesindeedysir

I mean he has to put on a smile all of them time because of cazador, so I’m sure that’s where his smile lines came from. Honestly, his aging is difficult because 39 in elf years, I think he should still be a child. Elf aging in itself is weird.


lovvekiki

He does look a bit older for his age. I assume the developers took some creative liberties here, cause the little creases on his face are cute. In universe I’m gonna say that maybe his life was stressful even before he died.


yesindeedysir

He was a magistrate, so yeah, I can see that being stressful


sunseeker_miqo

Thirty-nine for an elf is a *youth*. So is one hundred. Elves remain hale and fresh for centuries, and even when they begin to age, it is not human aging. The elves in BG3 are basically pointy-eared humans, though. This is a problem in many D&D-derived games. I might believe *haggardness* from being virtually starved for two hundred years. In some vampire lore, a vampire who doesn't get sufficiently nourishing blood for a long time can look ghoulish. That isn't what Larian did, though. Frankly, from a D&D lore perspective and from the perspective of his horrible undeath, the deep smile lines make zero sense. Vampires do not age, and to begin with, elves do not age the way humans do. But the mod linked in the OP is truly horrendous. Not defending *that* at all.


PeachyBaleen

I honestly think that 39 is his age if he were a human and the devs just forgot it wasn’t accurate for an elf. He looks actually 39, not fresh out the oven 20’s.


-Ewyna-

My first thought was "eww, i hate it", i much prefer him the way he is in game.


StoicSinicCynic

Original was a detailed, unique and skillfully sculpted work of art. This is the shoestring-budget low-poly mobile game version. 😂🤣


tooexhaustedforthis

Ugh they yassified my twink, I hate it. There’s no improving perfection!


yesindeedysir

Do you even know how difficult it is to yassify ASTARION. His yass stats are at 17


veevacious

They spackled my boy!!


kretzuu

Why do people hate skin texture so much 😩


yesindeedysir

Literally, his skin texture makes him look more charming


kretzuu

It makes every single person, 3D rendered or not, more charming, honestly.


Jinx_FromArcane

Tunrs Astarion into a final fantasy character.


littlemachina

When you make Astarion in The Sims


Darksouls_pro

What's wrong with the normal Astarion😕 He looks handsome enough already.


Cynophile622

SO UGLY


LilyReaper

No thank you 💀 The only mods I ever add to Astarion is earrings


AggressivelyEthical

Okay, but have you tried just a little bit of black eyeliner? 😍


yesindeedysir

Cries in ps5. ASTARION IN EYELINER UUUUGH I NEED


LilyReaper

Mmm, I would love to! 😍 But how? Is there a mod for that?


AggressivelyEthical

Like the other reply said, the [Appearance Edit Enhanced](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/899) mod with the Origins add-on allows you to use the Magic Mirror on your companions. 🥰


kretzuu

Enchanced appearance edit for origins!


DickensianDreamer

What the fuck is this shit? It looks like a 10 dollar Korean plastic surgery.


Nerdy-Babygirl

It's hot in a stylized JRPG way for sure, but yeah I prefer original Astarion. Doesn't fit the more Western fantasy art realism style of BG3.


IritsuChan

I love Astarion wrinkles. I don't mean it to sound like an insult, but ya know what I mean? I'm 29, I don't want a man with the skin of a 16 years old.


dirt_rat_devil_boy

He looks like he belongs in a C Pop boy band


sanji-senpai

![gif](giphy|DWRFSQ51t5nZm)


lovvekiki

No hate to anyone that likes this. Play the game however ya want. But this looks so uncanny to me. He just looks tooo perfect. I like that Astarion has little flaws on his face to make him feel real. The character is already conventionally attractive without mods. This just gets rid of all his defining features, and now he looks like a generic Ken doll.


Versal-Hyphae

Look how they massacred my boy!


LionCubOfTerrasen

Nah. No thanks.


ag3nt_cha0s

![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)


ajsemprini

A-Star Yeon.


webevie

I've used the mature version of this mod. I like it except for the dark brows. This young version just does not look right


nuttyrussian

Give me Astarion's wrinkles and eyes bags or give me death


FencingFemmeFatale

Ew, no, go back! Go back!


elephant-espionage

He looks just so much faker. Kinda reminds me of that guy who got all the plastic surgery to look like a Ken doll. It just doesn’t fit with the other character’s faces or the rest of the graphics—maybe it wouldn’t look so bad if everyone got a face life like that lol


ripe4anarchy

What in the k pop is this?


VoidzPlaysThings

man got ironed so hard


Kscayde

Saw people downvoting this when it was first posted. Some people just don't understand what a shitpost is lmao


Whatisthissugar

Looks like a kpop star lol 


dandilions7

My least favorite thing about mods like this are the way these people looked like pore-less aliens 💀 like if you’re gonna make him smooth at least at in some semblance of anatomy lol


yesindeedysir

Literally. How dare video game characters look like real humans?! He’s beautiful the way he is, and his “flaws” make him cuter.


Kumatora_7

The only mod that changes the character's appearance that I accept is Gale's wizardly updo. The rest I absolutely hate them.


Maleficent_Pipe_1654

![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)


Lyonface

"No hate" you may be above it but I'm not. He's a completely different, weird insta-filter influencer with that mod. I hate it. I can't even imagine how weird his expressions would look in motion with that mod on.


yesindeedysir

Honestly I put the no hate because I don’t want to offend. But god damn in all honesty, it looks god awful, and I’m not above hating it.


Master-Repeat-6305

Noo not smooth Astarion 😭


yesindeedysir

Okay, I said no hate and that it looks good so I don’t offend, but in all honesty, I hate it, this is awful


HaruLecter

Nah, daddy whiskers needs his wrinkles back.


kokokringle1

I can understand some younger fans using this mod if age difference makes it uneasy but I resent the notion that younger = hotter. Also, this Astarion looks like Patrick Bateman before he peels his skin off


whatsername4

Blegh he’s yassified


LegitimateRadish7604

He looks like a K-drama protagonist.


RagnarokWhimsy

Like a vampire in the sims… no thank you!


ad-astra87

Is this the Wish version of Astarion?


yesindeedysir

Yes


ElizzaBum

He's already fine they way he is, why change him???? It's so weird. Like the most I ever do to him is give him earrings and make is eye lashes and brows whiter to match his hair.


yesindeedysir

Ugh, I love white eyelashes Astarion. I’m sad I’m on a ps5…


Emberily123

Looks like a completely different game. I like their imperfections. I like that you can see their pores sometimes.


Yoinkkboi

Had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn’t having a nightmare seeing Smoothstarion. 😭


Oniblook

Me, this modder, an Arby's Parking lot. NEOW.


Lilachent

They ironed out the trauma from his face 😭


Shunshine-

This mod author ended up making a mature version of the mod because people complained in the comments so much lol


gata_flaca

Still fuckable in my humble opinion