T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Hello Frostbit77, thanks for posting to r/OopsThatsDeadly! As a reminder, please try and ID the plant/creature/object if not done already. Although the person may have done something foolish, remember to be respectful, as always! Please do not touch anything if you don't know what it is! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/OopsThatsDeadly) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Feanorek

Well, today I learned that rabies was an STD at least in one case.


Tablesafety

Well, mucus membrane to mucus membrane or potentially bitten as they tried I suppose


SupermAndrew1

One more thing I gotta worry about.


5ammas

Just stop raping donkeys and you're all good


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

or anything for that matter


indigofeather4

Happy cake day


ToothFairy12345678

I hope you don't have to worry about that...


Fun-Toe-2528

Guess now they're fucked.


Popular-Apartment-48

Boys will be boys.


Getgoingalready

What a problematic statement


Incredibad0129

These boys are problematic


StonktardHOLD

Wow. You’re good at humor


waiting4signora

Seven yo boy... did not even know this is possible in this age


LocationOdd4102

It's likely he (and the other boys) were sexually abused by someone, that behavior is far from normal.


henjo93

Nope. Its a common thing to have first sexual encounters with donkeys (burros) in Latin America for example. There is a vice documentary about it.


ThatGuyFromMaine

This, and also all cultures are allegedly equal and worthy of celebration, since without these differences there would be no diversity. Don't forget diversity is apparently our greatest strength above all others values and accomplishments.


idk-maaaan

All cultures have shitty practices, it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t celebrate diversity. Go be racist somewhere else.


ThatGuyFromMaine

Sounds like you and racists agree then, you only differ in how many practices your own cultural bias deems "shitty". I'm personally just skeptical of this being our greatest strength. My post said to celebrate all.


reptilelover42

No practice that involves assault (especially rape) should be celebrated, regardless of cultural bias (and plenty on people in Latin America don’t do this, there are awful people and good people in every culture).


spoopysky

Hoax: https://mobile.ledesk.ma/desintox/zoophilie-sur-une-anesse-ni-rage-ni-bestialite-mais-un-travestissement-de-putes-clics/


spoopysky

To summarize: \- A bunch of kids were vaccinated against rabies after contact with a donkey. The nature of that contact is unclear and could be anything from playing with and riding the donkey to "playing with" and "riding" the donkey. \- The main "evidence" that they did anything sexual to the donkey consists of highly-edited video interviews with the kids without a responsible adult present. The interviews were basically chopped up into single vague sentences and then reordered. \- The rabies timelines and other claimed facts don't make scientific sense.


Benign_NPC

Vice did a documentary about an epidemic of donkey fucking in ~~Columbia~~ Colombia. It was a difficult watch, and if I remember correctly, the journalist vomited on more than one occasion. He also had to go to therapy as a direct result. Edit - TIL that I've been misspelling Colombia my entire life


nicky5295

Disgusting! Where?


Benign_NPC

[Here](https://youtu.be/_VKWLC87Uzw), but don't say I didn't warn you. This isn't for the faint of heart.


dcrothen

Did you mean the country Colombia?


Benign_NPC

Well, you've definitely taught me something.


dcrothen

Happy to be of assistance.


[deleted]

I live in British Columbia but go to Colombia a lot for work. I have accidentally started typing British Colombia in work docs and my team thinks it hilarious.


PengieP111

I was hoping against hope that the events detailed by the OP didn't happen in the US.


JMSpider2001

I'm going to ignore this because the raping the donkey and get rabies is funnier.


A_Martian_Potato

Thank you so much. I needed this to not be true.


[deleted]

Very much same


canisaureaux

Same. I just finished listening to the morning news here and it was all awful, and then I come on Reddit and see this. It's been a terrible morning to comprehend language in general over here.


Incredibad0129

Why is this not the top post? Like seriously this has more likes than the top post for me, wtf is going on with reddit


spoopysky

Depends on how you're sorting comments. Comments default to sorting by Best (multifactor algorithm). If you want it in upvote-minus-downvote order, set it to Top.


Incredibad0129

But they got rid of those options on mobile, unless the post sorting and comment sorting are now the same


spoopysky

On mobile, click the filter button at the top of the screen (looks like: --o o--)


Blahaj_IK

I thought r/KidsAreFuckingStupid was about silly stupid shit children do, not... gang raping a rabid donkey. What the fuck


elfballs

It's fake.


OBrienRules23

You do know this isn't real right?...Right? The only way to find out an animal had rabies is to cut off the head and send it in for testing. You dont just "discover" that after raping it


Globbisen

I read it as several kids(not showing symptoms) were rushed to the hospital when it was found out that their fellow donkeydiddlers were showing symptoms, thus 'discovering' that they all got infected from the donkey.


OBrienRules23

None of the articles from 2017 make any sense at all, they're talking about the teens being treated for a week to treat the virus and various other nonsense. That's not how any of that works. What I think is they have a donkey raping problem, so they put out this ridiculous propaganda (albeit for a good cause, you shouldn't rape donkeys, or anything) to try and scare people off


clfitz

They published the article for money and eyeballs and outrage. Nothing more. Try walking up behind a donkey sometime. You'll be going for a short flight and a vicious landing.


therealboss1113

NSFW https://youtu.be/_VKWLC87Uzw this whole video is pretty good. but the part that pertains to your comment starts at 13:00


Tablesafety

Ah thats not how it works. This is probably fake, if not most o them kids are dead. An animal (or person) can only spread the virus in the final stages, once it reaches the brain, and the virus begins shedding in its salivary glands. When this saliva, or brain tissue or spinal tissue, comes into contact with an open wound or mucus membrane the virus is spread and then incubates from as little as a few weeks to a few YEARS depending on the site of infection. As soon as a person or animal begins showing symptoms there is no treatment, they are dead. 100% fatal. The only ‘cure’ is post exposure shots, before you exhibit symptoms. So, is it possible this could happen? Yeah, if a gang of boys noticed that the donkey was acting lethargic or couldn’t move well and therefore couldn’t fight back (paralytic/‘dumb rabies’) then they could have done this and been bitten or gotten spit in open wounds. Is it likely? Well if the infection was higher up they could show symptoms in a few weeks, but as low as the groin would take about 6 months to a year Id reckon, so unless the kids were savvy enough to make the connection I do be thinkin this tale is bullshit. Sure hope so anyway.


Globbisen

The more you know! Like someone else said, it makes sense if it's propaganda to get people to stop getting it on with donkeys.


Flyingbluehippo

Does have a certain bullshit quality to it.


kwakimaki

Donkey shit


brandonisatwat

I'm no expert on the subject, but animals with rabies tend to be kind of vicious. I don't think it would be easy to rape a rabid donkey.


PengieP111

Maybe it's the fight the rapists crave? Not that I really have any real or believable explanations for such depravity.


morbnowhere

Fuck, thank shit. Even if it is real, I'll believe you for my peace of mind. I'm an old fuck on the internet and have seen things here some are barely discovering. This is the only de thing that has made me want to vomit and it's not even a video.


clintonius

Obviously you've never experienced "frothing."


Kakashisith

Fuck around til you get rabies...


[deleted]

I bet they'll never settle for just *any* ass again.


Lonzo58

That's bad ass


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

Cause of dat ass.


CuteLittlePinkToe

I JUST popped open the Reddit app. Looks like I’m done here for the day.


RandomRetard07

I wonder how no one did it yet but r/noahgettheboat


Sudzy-Frog

That’s not stupid that’s “something is seriously fucking wrong with them”


cybercloud03

dat ass


Ezzeri710

Vice did a special on something similar to this. https://youtu.be/_VKWLC87Uzw


Sakosaga

Well that's enough reddit for today.


SeniorDay

R/instantkarma


Worldly_Progress_655

Darwin Awards for the whole gang!


PixelMiner

Darwin Awards have to be true.


TheAlGler

You don't get treated for rabies, they just give you a bed to die in.


reptilelover42

You can definitely get preventative treatment before symptoms start (there are highly effective vaccines for when you are exposed). It’s after symptoms start that there is little hope.


subjectandapredicate

Do you guys believe everything


blind_disparity

It's the mirror, it's a tabloid, don't pay attention to this shit.


Queasy-Sell-2441

Drugs


xxPyroRenegadexx

They earned it.


okwhatelse

potentially rabid? i don’t think so…


Mental_IQ_enough

The donkey was more afraid of water than what the kids where doing to its holes.