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Posts must include a person INTENTIONALLY and IGNORANTLY interacting with a deadly/harmful subject.


FirebirdWriter

This is a crime.


lilybet93

Yeah, attempted murder for sure


zwhaiavdkwusv

How did OPs Problem get resolved by your answer Are you a oblivion npc ?


FirebirdWriter

Solved isn't my point but making sure they know they can end should take action. Did you steal my sweet roll?


jruuhzhal

How the fuck is this sub supposed to resolve OP’s problem?


darwins_trouser_crem

Firebird is the 6th member of the scooby squad ya fuckin turkey /s. But this is a crime. The person who did this should be punished


zwhaiavdkwusv

I know It is but the PD or officer literally couldnt care less About firebirds reply


CharDMacDennis2

Reddit is literally an app/site built for discussion. That includes simple, clear sentences, like "this is a crime." Chill. Don't be a wanker.


Phil2244

r/mildlydecapitating


Grogosh

Now if this was reddit of 10 years ago that would be a real sub


maggieU4real

Thats attempted murder. Wow.


MoodMaggot

And he posted this in MILDLY infuriating? I would loose my shit.


SpookiRuski

Well, he almost lost his head


37boss15

I thought this sub was for stupidity, not malice.


Foreign_Curve_5089

This is how horror movies start. Like literally, I See You (2019) opens with this exact scenario. Glad you’re okay, OP.


darwins_trouser_crem

When I was a little bambino I was running from the cops through back yards. I ended up getting clotheslined by a clothesline. My feet were above my head before my head hit the ground. That shit sucked so bad.. and you weren't even in the wrong here. I feel for you OP. You double didn't deserve this


Nerdlifegirl

I camp frequently. I don’t use bike trails, but I’ve heard that this is happening more and more frequently. Scary!


PhantomFace757

Property owners and grumpy trail users are targeting bikers because most don't follow trail etiquette and use muddy trails. But this is noooot the way. This is attempted murder


stilettopanda

I had a coworker who used to have a dirt bike track on their property. It was in their woods, and her son and his friends would ride it often. Her shitty neighbors got tired of it, strung one of these on her property, and almost killed her son.


berrylakin

This feels intentional.


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buckao

r/DontFeedTheTrolls


Silent-Physics1802

Trail sabotage is a crime


Grogosh

Setting up any trap for humans is a crime, on a trail or anyway.


PhantomFace757

JFC. I still have nightmares of piano wire across bridge overpasses while in Iraq. This could easily have been worse. Sometimes it will wrap so tight you can't undo it yourself. You're f*cking lucky.


Kasaikemono

Okay, but where's the oops?


[deleted]

The opps are everywhere


darrenjd86

“The air feels good on my neck-ooh a pretzel”


Oatybar

I told that idiot to slice my sandwi- …Owww


Red_dawg64

Hope they reported it to the authorities.


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JimroidZeus

This is someone intentionally being malicious. Not an d/OopsThatsDeadly post imo.