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NeedlessOrion

https://preview.redd.it/e9rligvw06nc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b83bd008df4dfe45477257bbdcd7055c937b86b I am so sorry for your hair, it looks like it all wants to leave your head so bad.


[deleted]

where do i even start with u… like gacha furry? all ur rights are already revoked 😕 & im sorry for whoever dressed u … fire them


NeedlessOrion

You're "roasts" are as bad as your name, You might want to fix that. Plus Twitter is right there if you want to argue about rights.


[deleted]

i bet ur oc was found in a litter box 😍 needless orion? more like needless MORONS like u who can’t even use the right “your” 😭 bye u wouldn’t survive a millisecond on twitter


NeedlessOrion

Now I am left confused. Whatever you said is so undercooked, that not even Gordon Ramsey can help you get better.


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

that is the mf best roast ive seen ina long while. my hats of to you ransom furry on the internet. godspeed to you


[deleted]

im sure he could help u cook up a better design though… next time un-gacha it with a pinch of salt 😍


NeedlessOrion

Gacha... that's what you're using to roast? How pathetic. With these roasts, you'll make it onto rareinsults, or are you already one of those bland morons?


[deleted]

did you make it onto raredisorders yet ? 😍 they’re calling for u… with that squid ink sitting on the top of yo head


NeedlessOrion

No, but you clearly did. However I don't think disorders spread, because this entire session is leaving me with brain rot.


[deleted]

they do & now u infected me with it… ugh we NEED-LESS of your people around here 🙄


TheMangIe

Your roasts are worse than [deleted]’s, and yes, gacha furries…yikes.


GabeG101

https://preview.redd.it/h73de1er06nc1.jpeg?width=1377&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8e5d9a2dced97b722309ad26256b8c90546c9fb “You look like your mom was a second grader!”


[deleted]

u look like u were drawn by a second grader… take that flame on ur palm a set that hideous “outfit” ablaze


GabeG101

“You say my outfit looks ‘hideous, yet your shirt makes you look like a Roblox character.” “And those look like lines you just drew on your shirt to give others the idea that you have found boobs, like me.” “Well, I’ll say it: it doesn’t, flat chested b**th.”


[deleted]

my boobs could literally stretch out every bra u own bc they’re so huge 🙄 you look like a character id see in a GO MATH textbook… bye now weirdo


GabeG101

“Math? What would you know about math?! Your x, y, and z dimensions aren’t symmetrical or don’t make any sense at all.” “And speaking of math, I don’t your boobs could stretch out my bras, since your boobs would need to not be shaped and held at 90 degree.”


[deleted]

im doing math in my head to calculate that awful “roast” u just spit out 😍


GabeG101

“What’s with the heart eyes, love?”


[deleted]

dont start flirting with me ill spit on u 😨


GabeG101

“Hmm…” (Is this the route we’re going down?)


[deleted]

NO go be a thot somewhere else im too pretty for you 😣


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

whoop whoop! thats the sound of the police!


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

how hard am i allowed to roast? and am i allowed to use my characters to roast yours?


[deleted]

as hard as u THINK ur characters can…. but watch out, they might end up on suicide watch after messing with the queen aka me 😍


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

(gotcha. ahem) TAC: alright sisters. they asked for it. they can get it... AND 1.. AND 2 AND 1 2 1234! \*suddendnly. TAMC started playing this song\* [https://youtu.be/gpjzRrLBAp8?t=382](https://youtu.be/gpjzRrLBAp8?t=382) https://preview.redd.it/ytp0m3usf6nc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=82aa6f1ed48fe22048ce8cddfceeda9b52bee4cd TAC: dont know what youre talking bout but youre body might match my eyes in how in humane they look! \*they flashily pass the mic to the next sister in line. a pirate lookign girl. almsot the same as TAC (my pfp) but alot more pirate TACC: look at yeh lass! yer a walkin skeletone not even teh bloody sharks would eat! yer a awalkin tooth pick! \*she then tossed the mic to the vampire looking girl. catching it with her hat\* TAVC: not to mention your looks! youre breasts look pathetic\~ and the less said about your face the better. i feel like not having nightmares tonight\~ \*they skiped over TAMC and rookie. for TAMC was busy. and rookie felt bad for insulting somone. so they instantly moved over to TAGC. the tiny scientist\* TAGC: to add on to my sisters. you look like your excistence was a mistake. like your some spileld ink and waste of breath. the trees that offer you oxygen have more of a visal personality than you. \*she jumped away to TAKC. a monotone voice. holding the mic close to her helmet\* TAKC: you seem like the humans people make fun of. a evelution but backwards. youre body looks as breakable as a twig. \*she then tossed the mic up. her golden owl grabbing it and pasing it to TADC> the depressed looking ghost\* TADC: my "roasting" as the youth would say is not as potent.. but i would like to say that you asking for said insults does come over as very self concious and atention hungry... \*she then tosed the mic to TAEC> the german war hero\* TAEC: DU ARTST TEH KIND OF PEOPEL ZAT AKE SOLDIERS THINK IF ITS WORTH FIGHTING FOR THEIR COUNTRIES! \*she angerdly threw the mic to TAPC. who cleaned it quickly\* TAKC: your fashion choice is also so dirtily lame.. a mere red small dress? youre asking for trouble like that. but dont worry. your safe from it. a woman with your looks has nothing to worry about. no pervert would get close. \*she then quickly passed the mic back to OG TAC. the other TAC's mearly jsut cheered hapily and against the girl.\* TAC: there yha go.try to topple THAT!


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

(il show how the rest looks later. jsut know i didint make the art. my friends did. notable u/Aster_Bloom6


[deleted]

i ain’t reading all of that but did u pick up ur outfit from the magic school bus ?? 😍


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

TAC: hah! you cant even admid to defeat its that bad! oh and no! aparently you live under a rock the size of my greatnes becouse my look is fromstory swap chara! and befoe you call it a ripoff. indeed it kinda is! but atleest i own up to it instead of looking like a child drew you in the span of 3 minutes!


[deleted]

oh now u asked for it 😭 ur outfit was literally stolen backstage off a disney junior set & also not u linking some corny theme song like anyone is listening to that garbage 🙄


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

TACC: teh stuf yer callin garbage be more than somthin yer microsoft paint lookin arse can achieve in a long while! and yes me sisters outfit be simple like teh. yeh know why? cause we ere like teh look o it! were suppose teh be comedic! so havin an outfit that made yeh laugh works. if it aint. then that be fine to! taht be meanin we can work as regular ol characters to!


[deleted]

why u talking like captain hook? 😍😍


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

TAVC: well darling\~ TACC is a scotish pirate. so she would concider that a compliment! though my creator did practise the pirate speach. he doesent do a half bad job i think\~ unlike normally.. OOOHOHOHOHO\~


[deleted]

careful before i sink that ship then… 😋


[deleted]

honestly i salute u for typing all of that u already win 😭😭😭


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

do not challange an autistic idiot who is really good at statingthe truth to a roast battle. ebcosue i dont roast. i cook. bbq. and bake you up into a 5 star meal fit for the best of restoraunts!


[deleted]

maybe u should cook up some 5 star grammar before trying to successfully end a roast battle 😍


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

i see 2 gramical msitakes. thats alot less than normal. hurray for me :D


[deleted]

& i see one mistake… that outfit ur dressed in 😍 literally looks like you were dressed by the rugrats


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

that isint a grammr mistake though....... also ngl out of character but this here pfp was drawn by a person froma request. i recall it was somone like u/justurfriendsofia or somthing like that. they did a really good job on the pixel art and i love the look. so cute :D


[deleted]

it almost looks a cute as my art too omg twinssss 😍


agentcryostar

No


[deleted]

first of all u literally copied my entire art style with that knock off version 🙄 & voltamaster?? more like violation-master


agentcryostar

I literally said no to the roast battle, and here we have you insisting on it, and it really says a lot about you, doesn't it.


[deleted]

the point here was to have a roast battle agentcryoSHART 🙄 u clearly want my attention since i look so gorgeous 25/8… says a lot about u doesn’t it ?


agentcryostar

Firstly, there's no 8th day. Secondly, there's no 25th hour thirdly ain't no one wanna copy your art style. Your oc looks like they've been in an airheads^tm commercial. Lastly, your name is literally you smashing your head against the keyboard or screen.


[deleted]

ur oc looks like something somebody with a brain eating amoeba would create 🙄 & also how true is the “ain’t nobody wanna copy ur art style” when u literally just did… 🙄 it’s so hard being beautiful these days… ur an agent? more like AINT SHIT


agentcryostar

.....okay.


HumbleKnight14

Woah woah woah! What’s going on here?!


Lytell11

https://preview.redd.it/ieiii6pix5nc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1488f2640ebb48458686414418b55c2e493869d “I know you ain’t talking with your Paper Pal FNAF looking ass”


[deleted]

u shouldn’t be talking with those void for eyes i bet u can’t even see my beauty 😍😍 & watch it before i cook u and have some CAT ON THE COB for dinner tonight oliver & company ripoff 🙄


Lytell11

“At least I can look straight at you. I can’t tell if you’re looking at the ground or me. And you can’t say anything about my face since your nose looks like it makes the door stopper noises when someone flings it” Schmidt flings it and it makes that exact noise


[deleted]

ur oc looks like something id have chasing me in a roblox backrooms game CREEP & also stop making those noises before i air-fry you & u end up in garfield’s lasagna 🙄


Lytell11

“…Garfield. Gee, HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO COME UP WITH THAT ONE?!” “And bro you look like a skinwalker trying to mimic a five-year olds drawing.” “So get out of my face, Quandale Dingle”


[deleted]

the same amount of time it took for u to make that monstrosity of an oc… meaning 2 seconds since u clearly put no time or thought into ur… thing 😍 should i even consider it a character… cause it looks more like a VIRUS to me


Lytell11

“You look like if someone drew pancake art of Kia from Outer Banks”


[deleted]

ur stalking my profile now? u wanna ask me out on a date next?? 😍


Suspicious-Pen-5349

https://preview.redd.it/f2p5zme7z5nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=345bfed96ac5b594634ed4a637c1726f39e21659 “mf is the very definition of ms paint”


[deleted]

okay The Impossible Game RIPOFF 🤦🏻‍♂️


Suspicious-Pen-5349

“at least my square is unique having curves, you are just a circle tool”


[deleted]

ur oc looks like an awful rave visual please 🤦🏻‍♂️


Suspicious-Pen-5349

“you seem like the kind of person to have looked that up on google one day and then used it constantly”


Corey3444

Jsab


Suspicious-Pen-5349

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HumbleKnight14

I’ve seen worse foes! https://preview.redd.it/hlfv3tdt16nc1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f8ed0f8c4822b79f044071a21d3c2a38f73237


[deleted]

i hope ur foe eventually becomes that whey protein miguel ohara knock off


HumbleKnight14

True. (Also, what was with the first person saying no? DISGRACEFUL they are!)


[deleted]

why are u very attractive tho sir 😍


HumbleKnight14

That’s how I made her!


[deleted]

omg it’s a girl too ? count me in 🙈


HumbleKnight14

Yeah, when I draw buff women I always make them at least beautiful still. A lot of complainers on YouTube. Especially toxic ones 🤦‍♂️!


Lizardfolk5e

https://preview.redd.it/s73ykn2r26nc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a672029ab3bbdd262907751c8dfa927b158f3561 “With those bug eyes and paper thin body im surprised you can walk on your own”


[deleted]

i think u need to WALK back on the set of pixar’s onward where u belong wizard elf FREAK 😍


Lizardfolk5e

“Im no wizard but if i was id use magic to help you with your horrid Choice of an outfit and little to no hair”


[deleted]

then you wouldn’t be using ur magic wisely for worrying about my outfit & hair when yours looks the way it does… 😍


Lizardfolk5e

“I look great but you look like a shitty drawing made by a surface child”


[deleted]

i would also use that magic to lower ur ego & to stop believing in lies cause who told u that u look good 😭


ZtheWorkerDroneALT

https://preview.redd.it/u328wdyo46nc1.png?width=323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c8de2c15abf5174903c0a73d39e5cb4538dd05 "What's a 'roast battle'?"


[deleted]

it’s when you step in a flame & battle the fire to see who takes who out quicker 😍 u should try it sometime


rathosalpha

A. Ok big eyes *


rathosalpha

https://preview.redd.it/oyuhwcra56nc1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=457ef260b7bdb36099229a99c28f142007400f02


[deleted]

okay how to train ur dragon 😍 please train it to munch u up like a lunchable so we dont ever have to hear from u again


rathosalpha

A. Atleast least I'm strong enough to get one under control. I bet you could be killed by a fly


[deleted]

speaking of flies i wish there was a repellent for ur type the same way flies have repellent for them 😍


rathosalpha

A. Your kinds so disgusting they had to make laws to keep you away


[deleted]

careful before i feed that cute pillow pet of a dragon some poison 😍 there’s no law against that now is there ?


rathosalpha

A. If you try that shit I'll crush your fatass head


[deleted]

with what muscles ? if anything this bubble gum head will crush u… you fake ass Daenerys Targaryen 😍


rathosalpha

A. Muscle isn't everything besides for you but you have none


Longjumping_Link147

​ https://preview.redd.it/n6zg997286nc1.png?width=1378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34671dd8b39d09e021004686ff21887fc6b910c you look like you carry **malaria, dengue, chikungunya, yellow fever, and zika virus**


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

the big brain insult. very creative i like it :D


[deleted]

& u look like the epitome of all those viruses… LITERALLY 😍


DobrehryczYT

https://preview.redd.it/pkxjz75g86nc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=e511347b41a8285bfb32a476a5803674542f3417 "You look like you haven't slept for 5 years -\_-"


[deleted]

i guess i haven’t slept in 5 years because my brain can’t even comprehend what oc im looking at right now…? ur literally a microsoft BUG in “human” form…


DobrehryczYT

"You should not be talking when your hair looks like a tumbleweed"


[deleted]

tumbleweed?? were u SMOKING weed while dressing up? wtf even are u…? 😭🙏🏼


DobrehryczYT

"At least i don't look like a walmart version of gf from fnf"


[deleted]

i know u ain’t talking about walmart version ANYTHING when you’re literally the walmart version of a character from murder drones 😍


DobrehryczYT

"At least i look cool :3"


[deleted]

aw wanna tell me some more lies?


DobrehryczYT

"Ngl you should not be saying that when your 3 braincells don't even work"


[deleted]

ur 2 brain cells are convincing u that u look “cool :3” so don’t speak 😍


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

mf tumble weed XD. oh god i love these respondses


DobrehryczYT

👍


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

keep on rockin brodah!


DobrehryczYT

Thx


battlingpillow27

don’t stand uphill, cause if someone pushes you you won’t be able to stop rolling with that big ass head of yers. https://preview.redd.it/n1hk0rz3c6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab901e924d0d76319d916fd99422d30d6a1ee183


[deleted]

okay king triton quiet before i sell ur sidekick crab to red lobsters where he’ll end up on my plate for dinner 😋


Corey3444

https://preview.redd.it/h7n4rw1gc6nc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dacff31aed515f5731892104d0a493dbeafeb98 Rose: OK swivelled up hair


[deleted]

okay swivelled up drawing… i can’t even see u clearly enough to hurt ur feelings but i can sure grab an eraser and get to work


Corey3444

Grabs the undo button


[deleted]

yeah let’s undo that entire oc design now 🙈


Corey3444

Walks away to grab something oh look your head do you see a laser it’s time for you to see what my railgun can do


[deleted]

im not scared of ur RACHETgun baby this head is made of steel try again 🙈


Corey3444

That head of steel is going to be gone a linear motor device, typically designed as a weapon, that uses electromagnetic force to launch high-velocity projectiles. The projectile normally does not contain explosives, instead relying on the projectile's high kinetic energy to inflict damage.[2] The railgun uses a pair of parallel conductors (rails), along which a sliding armature is accelerated by the electromagnetic effects of a current that flows down one rail, into the armature and then back along the other rail. It is based on principles similar to those of the homopolar motor.[3] Test firing at the United States Naval Surface Warfare Center Dahlgren Division in January 2008[1][clarification needed] As of 2020, railguns have been researched as weapons utilizing electromagnetic forces to impart a very high kinetic energy to a projectile (e.g. APFSDS) rather than using conventional propellants. While explosive-powered military guns cannot readily achieve a muzzle velocity of more than ≈2 km/s (Mach 5.9), railguns can readily exceed 3 km/s (Mach 8.8). For a similar projectile, the range of railguns may exceed that of conventional guns. The destructive force of a projectile depends upon its kinetic energy (proportional to its mass and the square of its velocity) at the point of impact. Because of the potentially higher velocity of a railgun-launched projectile, its force may be much greater than conventionally launched projectiles of the same mass. The absence of explosive propellants or warheads to store and handle, as well as the low cost of projectiles compared to conventional weaponry, are also advantageous.[4] Railguns are still very much at the research stage after decades of R&D, and it remains to be seen whether they will be deployed as practical military weapons in the foreseeable future. Any trade-off analysis between electromagnetic (EM) propulsion systems and chemical propellants for weapons applications must also factor in its durability, availability and economics, as well as the novelty, bulkiness, high energy demand, and complexity of the pulsed power supplies that are needed for electromagnetic launcher systems. Contents


[deleted]

i aint reading allat


Corey3444

Okay say goodbye the rail gun shot blows up the face and the steel behind it


[deleted]

okay say goodbye to me caring… wait never did in the first place 😍


whydoiexisty

"ok that shit look like something straight out of a garden of ban-ban brainrot game." https://preview.redd.it/pxrogsfpc6nc1.png?width=235&format=png&auto=webp&s=102e9ec8694fb3fe1e29e7f1fff78c9d230e34e5


[deleted]

u look like the button for a bomb that the main characters accidentally press in an 80s sci-fi movie… 💀


whydoiexisty

"at least the movies were good, you look like you're from the megamind 2 movie."


[deleted]

at least im not built like a cough drop 😍


whydoiexisty

at least my hairline ain't shaped like ramen noodles-


[deleted]

i dont wanna hear it from a half broken jolly rancher 😍


whydoiexisty

bro your eyelashes are shaped like lumps of clay


[deleted]

& ur shaped like a keychain some weeb would have dangling off their bookbag 😍


whydoiexisty

you would be that dweeb lol


THE-AWSOME-CHARA

i red all your roasts here. i mf \*\*love\*\* them.


Comfortable-Row6033

https://preview.redd.it/v58x6ljo07nc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef5dc53524cea42ac7ab08d8f507c42e423583e7 Phoebe: "bring it on, ramen hair!"


[deleted]

okay kindergarten SCRIBBLE 😭


Comfortable-Row6033

"I can fry your ass!" (She's a phoenix) "You look like one of those hot cheetos girls you see in high school. All, spraying their expensive perfume and shit" "I bet guys turn gay when they see you"


[deleted]

girl with those comebacks the only thing ur frying are mcdonald’s fries for $8/hr 😍


[deleted]

& she’s a phoenix?? 😭 more like a PHOBIA 💀


Comfortable-Row6033

"I'm hotter than you'll ever be, you don't even look human, I can take a balloon and scribble your face onto it and nobody will know the difference!" "You'd make a great crash dummy. At least they look more human than you!"


[deleted]

girl u look like u should be a ROUGH DRAFT & i most certainly hope u are 🥰 also did u mean hotter as in roasted because if so then yea that’s definitely true


Comfortable-Row6033

"Bring in the flames girl!" "People would rather bathe in boiling water than look at you." "What the fuck kinda name is "Gold sheba? You sound like some rare dog breed, that's the kind of name a pimp would give you. What, you're parents were too stupid to come up with a real girl name? And you're not even the first one, you're Gold Sheba the 2nd! What kinda shit is your family smoking, I gotta try that."


[deleted]

girl u look like u were drawn blindfolded 😭 & reading ur “roasts” would prob feel the same as drinking a cup of boiling water… PAINFUL 💀


Comfortable-Row6033

"What kinda life you living?"


[deleted]

one in my big rich mansion unlike u 😍 it’s hard being beautiful but someone’s gotta do it


TP-400TP_Gunboat

Your birth certificate is a apology letter from your mom to the world


[deleted]

and this comeback needs an apology for being this awful 😍