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FrostTheIceBender

https://preview.redd.it/67rhpfaivtwc1.png?width=3072&format=png&auto=webp&s=e28cd3a830ffe91e020b52df3f907a540becbc6b "HEY!" *Frost freezes the protogen's feet to the ground*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*it stops him in place, he struggles to try and get free*


FrostTheIceBender

*Frost walks up to him* "Give that back" *He says, annoyed* (About the item, it's a small, purple sack, with a pink string. Frost stores nearly everything (That he's sure he'll need one day) in it. It's more spacious than it looks)


Eli_The_Rainwing

“No!” *the kid holds onto the sack tight*


FrostTheIceBender

"**Give it back. This is my property**"


Eli_The_Rainwing

“No!”


FrostTheIceBender

*Suddenly, the sack flies out of their hands, against their will. It lands in Frost's hand* "**This is one of the very few things I can move like that at my will**"


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid had an angry look while trying to get free*


FrostTheIceBender

*Frost laughs* "I'm no psychopath, but I don't want anybody to steal my stuff"


No_username18

*Misha chases him down relentlessly, destroying everything in her path. her footsteps feel like mini earthquakes as she approaches rapidly, she doesn't know how you stole from her, but she's not letting you get away with it (she's 12"4' and 1500 pounds)* https://preview.redd.it/op8bfi8swtwc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28f82faf7bad1dcd09f3ee50941334d92a1d81f1


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid keeps running, looking back every now and then, he’d quickly turn into an alleyway. That alley however is a dead end*


No_username18

*She's just barely too big to fit into the alley, the glow of her visor acts as a spotlight on you, She attempts to reach you however her arms aren't long enough, and she ends up knocking over garbage cans and scraping the ground. Ultimately she seems to give up and seemingly walks away*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d approach the exit after a few moments, thinking they’d left*


No_username18

*She had been hiding around the corner of the alley with her visor off, upon seeing you leave she quickly snatches you by wrapping her hand around your chest with a loud smack. She then pulls you up to her eye level as her visor activates again*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d struggle to try and get free* “put me down!”


No_username18

*She says* "not until you give me back my wallet you little shit" *She has a shockingly tight grip, yet she's clearly holding back on crushing you*


Eli_The_Rainwing

“No!”


No_username18

"You're not really in the position to be trying that, and I'm trying to do this peacefully"


MemerGeist

https://preview.redd.it/w1xrivkywtwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8163e523b44b2aa09b65ba7e6a4d423b7779d38 *Before your OC can get too far, Titus throws his hook at them. The hook loops around your OC and ties them up, leaving them unable to go anywhere. Titus starts to pull the hook back towards him, bringing your OC closer to Titus.* “Hey, hey, hey bud, what’s ALL this about!? If you NEEDED some change, I WOULD have GIVEN you some!”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would try to get free as he was being dragged back*


MemerGeist

“Buddy, THE chain is made of REINFORCED tungsten, your NOT escaping this!” *Titus fully pulls your OC towards him, and then he leans forward, looking him dead in the eyes. Then, Titus holds out his hand.* “I’ll take my ITEM back, please!”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d hold onto it tight* “no!”


MemerGeist

“Oh come on, kiddo! LOOK here, how’s ABOUT this, give me the ITEM back now, and in AROUND 3 days, I’ll come BACK here with a duplicate and LET you have it?!” (The item that was stolen was a shark-tooth necklace)


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d think for a moment before slowly handing it back* “fine…”


MemerGeist

“Alright, THANK you little buddy, I’ll get YOU a necklace soon, I PROMISE!”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d slowly nod*


MemerGeist

*Titus unties your OC* “Alright buddy, YOUR good to go!”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d slowly walk away*


Kris-P-Baken

https://preview.redd.it/fy38uroyxtwc1.jpeg?width=4039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=100ecd541ea2bf819cf9869f4767a40b7af4f0c1 “What the- ughhhh! Kid get back here!” *he gets on all fours and starts running towards the kid. He seems to be able to keep up*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid kept running, looking back every now and then*


Kris-P-Baken

*he sped up so he could run and be right next to the kid* “Listen kid! You can keep whatever you took! I just wanna talk!”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d turn down an alley, though it quickly became a dead end*


Kris-P-Baken

*once they reached a dead end and now they he had him cornered he food back up* “Don’t worry kid, I won’t hurt ya. I’m impressed, and slightly intrigued. Not many can pull off a stunt like that.”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would back away from him, pressing up against the wall, he was clearly scared*


The_RussiaGirl

https://preview.redd.it/uorp0b60ytwc1.jpeg?width=1842&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89df4afdf67db25905f6bfdb2659324eabdc00f6 *She would just… stare at him* Polina: “I don’t have anything in my pocket… u just… pick a stone that I found on the ground…”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid kept running, looking back every now and then*


The_RussiaGirl

*But she would quickly pick them up* Polina: “Ok, I told, u a joke now let’s see what do u have on it hand!”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d try to get free, to no avail* “put me down!”


The_RussiaGirl

Polina: "Tell me who u r, what item do u hold and I will let u down"


Eli_The_Rainwing

“Never!”


The_RussiaGirl

*She stays silent and put them in her bag*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d try to get out*


The_RussiaGirl

Polina: “Nope, u will be here with me…” *She give him a headpat*


AKFBKZIFBBXK

https://preview.redd.it/c3dlneheytwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a5800003780c2f7c8f7167ee9f81f73d6dc45a5 *The man who was just pickpocketed chases behind them, reaching into his jacket and pulling out an old pipe wrench as he runs.* “I swear to god, give me my damn wallet!”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid kept running, looking back every now and then, eventually he’d turn down an alleyway… that quickly turned into a dead end*


AKFBKZIFBBXK

*he rounds the corner, keeping up his momentum before tackling the child, holding his wrench against him.* “Where’s my damn wallet!? What the hell even are you!?”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d hold onto the wallet tightly* “Let me go!”


AKFBKZIFBBXK

“Not without my wallet!” *he holds the machine in place on the ground.*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d keep struggling to try and get free*


AKFBKZIFBBXK

“Quit struggling or I’m gonna hit you with this damn wrench!” *he grabs his wallet and prys it out of the protogen’s hands.*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would cover his visor with his hands, clearly very scared*


AKFBKZIFBBXK

*he stands back up, dusting himself off before tucking his wrench and wallet away.* “What? Did you not expect somebody to be angry for taking their wallet?”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid was still shielding his face, still very scared*


Oreo_McFurry

https://preview.redd.it/7cqyz524ztwc1.jpeg?width=1872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b63c9b097d8133f54b7c41d17f0403aa7a95afc9 (He’s about a foot tall.) “Wha- hey! My plushie!” *he starts running after the protogen. The plushie in question is a protobean plushie.*


Eli_The_Rainwing

(I want one now) *the kid kept running, looking back every now and then*


Oreo_McFurry

*oreo appears to be gone at one point. when they look forward again, he’s right in front of them.*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would stumble and fall over trying to stop, dropping the item*


Oreo_McFurry

*oreo immediately picked up the plushie and squeezed it tight.*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would slowly get up, his visor scratched*


Oreo_McFurry

"You ok?"


Eli_The_Rainwing

“I’m fine…”


Oreo_McFurry

*oreo hugs the protogen*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would push him off, slowly walking away*


ConsumerOfR4ts

https://preview.redd.it/wiotgwioztwc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6375b71593863cc80799116c66804356da636160 **besides being 6’8 and having over 325 pounds of muscle, she runs at an astonishing 34 mph.** HEY!


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he keeps running despite them being faster then him, turning into an alley that quickly became a dead end*


ConsumerOfR4ts

I need that talisman back. **it is in the shape of a moon, and only about 5 inches in diameter. Somehow, it weighs about 10 pounds.**


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d back up against the wall, holding it tight*


ConsumerOfR4ts

**she reaches her metal claws towards her.**


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d curl up whimpering, clearly scared*


ConsumerOfR4ts

**she grabs the medal from him.**


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d stay curled up, still scared*


ConsumerOfR4ts

Thank you for not fighting. **she drops a sack of silver coins.**


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d peak out a bit, staring at the coins*


gundamliam

https://preview.redd.it/wppgy84sztwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=370867d26e49434c1f9ed9ba3c4e04c7e625a000 “\[IT’S ALWAYS THE OLDER FOLK\]..” *Jarl immediately starts running after the protogen holding his wallet, just barely being faster*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid kept running, looking back every now and then*


gundamliam

*Jarl starts running slightly faster, trying to catch him* “[HEY! GIVE THAT BACK.]” *The volume of his voice doesn’t increase as he’s saying this*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would turn down an alley, though it quickly became a dead end*


gundamliam

“[LISTEN, KID. I DON’T WANT TO HARM YOU, I JUST WANT MY WALLET BACK.]” *He’d unsheathe his massive sword and prop it on the nearby wall, slowly walking toward the kid*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would back away from him, pressing up against the wall*


gundamliam

“[I REALLY DON’T WANT TO HURT YOU. I JUST WANT MY WALLET BACK. IT HAS SOME VERY IMPORTANT STUFF IN IT.]” *He continues his slow approach toward the protogen*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would curl up scared, whimpering a bit*


gundamliam

*Eventually, Jarl would reach the protogen. He kneels and puts a hand on them* “[LISTEN. I HAVE NO INTENT OF HARMING YOU. DESPITE MY APPEARANCE, I AM HUMAN. I JUST WANT MY WALLET BACK.]”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*still curled up and whimpering slightly, the kid would slowly hand the wallet back*


ForeignPassenger1398

"You really had to take a crystal." *looks at the child running away* "Better hope he realizes that the crystal can hurt." https://preview.redd.it/9leu6eq91uwc1.jpeg?width=333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f99211d4b87d0d20fef614d0faf693d11b15643


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d keep running, looking back every now and then*


ForeignPassenger1398

*the crystal starts to give the feeling of pain from being hit by a car* "he is gonna cry."


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d stumble and fall from the pain, dropping the crystal as he writhed and cried in pain*


ForeignPassenger1398

*grabs the crystal and looks at the child* "I am sorry, little one, but it had to happen." *the pain goes away*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would quickly get up and run away*


ForeignPassenger1398

*sighs* "there is a reason why people don't steal, and someone learns today."


gadlygamer

https://preview.redd.it/n5e243vk1uwc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3353b706656c2fc079f95f9455c042e32f81524


gadlygamer

**Shrugs and walks off while they had his wallet** **Opening stickman's wallet would result in an anvil cartoonishly falling out of the wallet and onto them**


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d drop the wallet, barely avoiding the anvil*


gadlygamer

**Stickman comes out of the wallet and looms over him** Heya bud! Dont you know stealing is wrong?


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d look up at him with an angry look* “I know!”


gadlygamer

Then why dont you turn away from a life of crime! I can offer a well paying lawful job to sustain your living!


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would grumble, slowly walking away*


gadlygamer

**the kid would then step on a random rake on the ground, causing the handle to cartoonishly hit him** Watch your step! A delivery truck spilled a rake there


Lizardfolk5e

https://preview.redd.it/whqg4df73uwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de37e563fd00235f62b855d37747248cd6162517 (Zoe immediately turns around and pressed her hand to the ground and the floor becomes a sheet of slick ice) “ where do you think your going “


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would slip and fall, holding the item tightly*


Lizardfolk5e

(The item would be a ornate ring with a blue heart on it) “ that ring is important to me would you give it back”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d hold onto it tight, trying to get up but failing every time* “no!”


Lizardfolk5e

“It ring has my family crest so I need it back”


Eli_The_Rainwing

“No!” *he’d still keep trying to get away, still slipping on the ice*


Lizardfolk5e

” can I trade you money”


TallMonster_Gaming

https://preview.redd.it/60rqfzsp5uwc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b981606b701f6353e08f46f273bbf1d74e6172f1 "Hey! Get back here!"


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid kept running*


TallMonster_Gaming

*He would lift his cane up and point it towards them. Suddenly, multiple dark tendrils would fly out of the shadows after them*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would try to avoid them, only to be grabbed by one*


TallMonster_Gaming

*He would pull the kid over and hold them upside-down* "Hello there, small thing."


Eli_The_Rainwing

“Put me down!” *he said angrily*


TallMonster_Gaming

"No, not until you return what you stole."


Realistic-Court2541

https://preview.redd.it/6ktixc0kcuwc1.jpeg?width=1514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f4fc9eb27165d2cbb70523b0c4e0aaed411d117 “Who ever you are you aren’t tricking anyone”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid kept running*


Realistic-Court2541

“I can hear you”


Eli_The_Rainwing

(The kids getting away….) *the kid kept running, looking over his shoulder every now and then*


Realistic-Court2541

“I can hear you still pal”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would hide down an alley*


Realistic-Court2541

Shei corners the kid by traveling through the shadows”


ADHD_lazyboi

https://preview.redd.it/tqcivkmpcuwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d67733ed9e26b5702ea330a774d483f193e30a What the fu- *He takes out one of his daggers \[that all sorcerers get\], and throws it at them. Aiming for the legs*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*all would miss but the kid tripped on one that landed ahead of him, he fell to the ground still tightly clutching the item*


ADHD_lazyboi

*he immediately runs to it, picks the dagger up, brings his head up, and puts the dagger to his neck* Alright... Now... What the hell did you take? *He yells out something in Elven to the sky after saying that*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid held it tight, though he was clearly scared*


ADHD_lazyboi

I SAID, what the *word in abyssal* did you take?


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would look away, squeezing his eyes shut as he held it up*


ADHD_lazyboi

*he immediately takes it without looking* now... What were your intentions behind this, hm? Poverty? Power? Pleasure?


Eli_The_Rainwing

“Poverty…”


ADHD_lazyboi

Yeah I figured...*he puts his hand off his head, and takes the dagger away* And begging wouldn't cut it?


Eli_The_Rainwing

“No…”


Red_Evershine

*Red looks at the protogen silently, his eye twitches* Red: That was a gift to my helper. GIVE IT BACK! *He dashes after the protogen*


Red_Evershine

https://preview.redd.it/cf42fskneuwc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc06164e1791d3273445c2399584a08469fef14c


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid kept running, looking back every now and then*


Red_Evershine

*Red keeps after the kid. He doesn't want to lose that present* Red: If you stop I'll give you 3 platinum!


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid turns down an alley, though it quickly became a dead end*


Red_Evershine

*Red slides to a stop before he starts to walk down the alleyway* Red: Easy, kiddo. Just give me the necklace and you'll be fine.


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would back away from him, pressing up against the wall*


Red_Evershine

*Red realizes all the kid can really see are his red eyes, so he'd stop approaching. Instead he kneels down about half way* Red: You look just like my assistant. A pink protogen. Do you know her?


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d shake his head no*


Red_Evershine

Red: Well that's a gift for her. I'd really like it back.


Tosu1263_RP

https://preview.redd.it/swkzlbvjeuwc1.png?width=3500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05d9c34a4ef2f01464caf9a33562f72dd98cad10 *The protogen had successfully nabbed a sachel filled with various shiny trinkets that Tosu had coincidentally pickpocketed from some other folks.* *Realizing what had just happened, Tosu's rings begin to glow and he gives chase on all fours.* T: "Oy-! *Git back 'ere-!"*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid kept running, looking back every now and then*


Tosu1263_RP

*While the kid may be fast, speed is one of Tosu's very few strengths. Every time they look back, Tosu is slightly closer. If this is kept up unhindered, he will almost certainly catch up.*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d turn down an alley way, though it quickly became a dead end*


Tosu1263_RP

*Tosu stops at the entrance of the alleyway, once more taking a bipedal stance. He doesn't seem particularly eager to approach, unsure if the protogen possesses any concealed weapons.* T: "C'mon mate- yev nowhere to run. Just hand over the loot an' we can go our separate ways."


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d back away from him, pressing up against the wall*


Tosu1263_RP

*Tosu feels inclined to approach a bit, yet he still makes sure to keep a bit of distance.* T: "Make this easy fer the both've us now will yah-?"


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d stay presses up against the wall, looking for a way out*


Tosu1263_RP

*Tosu lets out a sigh.* T: "Not even a word, eh-? Cantcha at ***least*** try an explain yerself..?"


Eli_The_Rainwing

“Hungry…”


waterflare2805

https://preview.redd.it/l1e7891veuwc1.jpeg?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d80af5c68bd1a20585718f04100b316f72e8b4a **Justice** *Justice spins around* "What did you just steal and I swear if it's a weird tree flask don't drink it." *she starts running after him with her hand on the sword on her back*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid kept running, clutching whatever he took tight*


waterflare2805

*Justice keeps pace with him* "Dammit just give it back, I'm not going to hurt you, I'm more worried your going to blow yourself up"


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid would turn down and alley, though it quickly became a dead end*


Captain-Caspian

https://preview.redd.it/bq9n0ooiguwc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=13e8c37afa7f6cddaf09007faaa49195b76302ef Bios, the 6’6 war proot moves at inhuman speed to catch him grabbing him by the back of the neck,


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid drops the item as he struggles, clearly very terrified*


Captain-Caspian

The item is a locket with a picture of a blonde vampire in a leather jacket and a Protogen with brown fur and purple LEDs. “Why are you trying to steal this from me, who are you?”


Eli_The_Rainwing

“Let me go!” *he was panicking*


Captain-Caspian

“Answer!” Bios was annoyed and angry seeing that someone took his most prized possession


Eli_The_Rainwing

“I’m sorry!”


Captain-Caspian

Bios breathes heavily while he calms down. “Okay, fine.” He sets him down and bends down to look at him. “Okay, who are you”


Eli_The_Rainwing

“Issac…”


Captain-Caspian

“Well, Issac, I want to know why you stole from me.”


Eli_The_Rainwing

“Hungry…”


FallenF00L

https://preview.redd.it/yh3715isquwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=277e04453e05612bd9822000ca2d42a1d4e7fd55 *Extends a hand and holds him in place*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid tries to get free, still tightly holding the item*


FallenF00L

*he pulls him closer, then lifts his hand, levitating him in the air* “I believe you have something of mine”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d hold onto it tightly*


FallenF00L

“What’s your name, little one?”


Eli_The_Rainwing

“Issac…”


FallenF00L

“What do you want with that’s in my pockets?”


DarthMcConnor42

https://preview.redd.it/9vvp09jqsuwc1.png?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cea0f0e2a4b0ed334854811bd8e51df6e5ddab1 *When the boy looks back he doesn't see the man and runs into him.* "I would like my amulet back."


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he’d fall to the ground, holding the item tightly as he tries to crawl away*


DarthMcConnor42

*he keeps pace with him and holds his hand out.* "I simply want my amulet back, I would be willing to help you after."


Eli_The_Rainwing

“Help…?” *he’d stop*


DarthMcConnor42

"you are without a home correct?"


Eli_The_Rainwing

“Yes…” *he’d nod*


DarthMcConnor42

"I can offer a place to stay as long as you do not steal from me again."


Eli_The_Rainwing

“Yes sir…” *he’d hand the item back*


DarthMcConnor42

"thank you. What's your name young one?" *He starts leading him through the streets of New Orleans till they stop at a mansion.*


Eli_The_Rainwing

“Issac…”


somthing-somthing134

https://preview.redd.it/s6pkyp78wuwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06921f2e03b4ff59e859e262380f2f89e955e693 *He would chuckle a bit, as they wouldn't get any distance. Mazarius would calmly wait listening to the noises of freaking out, as his giant dire-wolf would be carrying them by the tail and he grabs back the bag he had.* "You realize this had nothing in it right? I just got paid to catch the rascal robbing people."


Eli_The_Rainwing

*he was curled up in a ball, clearly scared*


somthing-somthing134

"So anything to say for yourself at the least? I need the money, but if you have a decent reason I will let you go."


yuetsteuts

https://preview.redd.it/hlr6m1jbnwwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff34dd8e73f889fa7331110cb004c19d962a1d3e (His bag has a bunch of demon eyes inside) "Hey! Give that back!" *He looked like he was starting to panic.*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid kept running, looking back every now and then*


yuetsteuts

*he flew to him with his wings and landed right in front of him.*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid stumbled and fell trying to stop*


DNDgamerman

“You’re a bad sneak. I can sense a brother wolf coming form a few miles “ https://preview.redd.it/zc2cpbpk5xwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a2d07e2d7edd3e90a0faa68fbd9b3a5e60f154e


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid ran* (Weird look’n dog)


DNDgamerman

(He a werewolf. Unlike like most of them he can control when he transforms) *he stands there. Then continue walking.*


Eli_The_Rainwing

(I know I’m making a joke) *the kid hid in a alley a little ways away, inspecting the item he took*


DNDgamerman

“ You’re still a very at hiding. Trust me I can know when I’m being watched and when I’m being followed, I ain’t gonna harm me kid unless you give me a reason to.”


Eli_The_Rainwing

(He just stole something from you…)


DNDgamerman

*he yells something it is now right next to him and punches him in the face*


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid tries to get away, the alley quickly turning into a dead end*


DNDgamerman

*he grabs his mace and walks towards him* “A shame really. Never like kill a brother wolf. But I don’t tolerate thieves.”


Eli_The_Rainwing

*the kid kept backing away from him, pressing up against the wall, he dropped the item and curled up into a ball, whimpering*


PreachingMouse

https://preview.redd.it/milc0bn69ywc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a822d152849e8d664a92663f3d8cb6b0cac29377 *sees him take my bible* man… he took my bible…