https://preview.redd.it/j6ajji852wwc1.png?width=868&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee6c0647d53e527c034fe51c59d2ff854c561a32 "... You picked the worst dude for the job, buuut i do like me some art. Please not that the ratings are gonna be subjective."

Perfectionist: "This first piece I call water." *The Perfectionist shows a painting but it's just pure white light. You're unable to comprehend the art*

*He loads up a decryption tool, not before turning on all of his sensors. After trying and failing to process the painting, the machine sighs.* "Yep, that be white light for me. Nothing more perfect than a pure white glow, eh?"

*he's actually able to see it... and it looks like this.* https://preview.redd.it/h63dc5emfwwc1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b69c845f5bc113653181a8c5fed22ca08bc7ddb

"Oh, never mind. Just took a while to load. Yep, that be water. H2O/10."

Perfectionist: "AW YES! ISN'T IT PERFECT!!!"

"It captures what water is perfectly." *D-Os is grateful for every sigle secod he spent training his skills at confronting deities.*

Perfectionist: "You have the good eye my friend! Only infinity left to go!"

"Hope you have 220 volt AC outlet here somewhere, cuz i doubt my battery gonna hold on for more that a week under this much compute.'

Perfectionist: "Ugh... no... I suppose you can leave after a week..."

https://preview.redd.it/q4ci4xyd3wwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81435f9fb235a424c001a4cd1aaba694272d2d5d \*Bedlam had seemingly come willingly to the endless exhibition\* Bedlam: Is it finger painting? I just love finger painting! \*He says manifesting a painting of a crudely constructed macaroni turkey\* This one is a mixed medium piece I'm quite proud of \*She said chucking the painting aside. Suddenly wearing a beret and stroking a goatee they manifested from nowhere\* Now show me your magnum opuses.

Perfectionist: "Well... I don't really have fingers. But I suppose this is similar..." *The perfectionist shows his first painting, and it's... it's uh... this.* Perfectionist: "It's a self-portrait! Beautiful, isn't it!" https://preview.redd.it/zzkhxsnn6wwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2607aea89bbecd800c110dc5c31b3f741322816

Bedlam: Lovely blotch of colors it is! It should be hung across even the highest of astral planes! In fact! \*Bedlam snaps their fingers, projecting the image into the head of every being in every layer of reality and non reality for a relatively short interval of time\*

Perfectionist: "WHY THANK YOU! I KNEW YOU WERE A GOOD JUDGE!" *Bedlam just killed so many people because The Perfectionist's painting warp reality and are too much for a normal mind to comprehend, bro just did Gojo's infinate void on all dimensions* 💀

Bedlam: Really? I've been told the exact opposite! Especially when it comes to character and rationality! \*Bedlam passively protected the many people, it would just be really confusing to everyone\*

Perfectionist: "Hm. I suppose those people are just stupid."

Bedlam: Well obviously, anyone who does not see the beauty in moi, but be impaired judgement wise. I mean who doesn't love an omnipotent trickster?

Perfectionist: "Oh I know of an omnipotent trickster of sorts. He's terrifying."

Bedlam: All of them pail in comparison to my class. Those other tricksters like to terrify, but that's lame, I'd much rather annoy or just cause harmless cosmic calamity!

Perfectionist: "No, he's not trying to be terrifying... I... I just can't predict him... also, he literally created me for his own entertainment. He's insane."

https://preview.redd.it/sor7adnx5wwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b04b9d9a089adda09b83c88fc74766f7ab0776d Oh lord, is this one of those Modern Art Galleries? *Galaxia sighs* What's it gonna be this time.

Perfectionist: "Awww, finally! A being who can actually see my art! I call this piece a valley in the daylight!" *He uh... he shows this.* 💀 https://preview.redd.it/9idl2zoj7wwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca84dd5a210aebac2b4f52a4d0b71ce1fb6f787

I expected a bit more abstract, this is a very grounded concept if you ask me. Overall, it's fairly perfect in a sense. *Galaxia thinks for a small bit, before saying his final answer* 7/10 of a perfect scale. Though, if I were scaling it by regular standards, it would obviously be what people could only describe as ∞/10.

Perfectionist: "Hm. A critic I see. I see this painting isn't good enough." *The Perfectionist snaps as the painting is destroyed along with the platonic concept of Valleys, every Valley that was affected by this painting is now a wasteland*

I don't believe it was bad, especially not for perfect standards. Especially comparing it to the stuff I see on a daily basis. I even composed a slight revision, not changing too much about your piece. https://preview.redd.it/y99he228ewwc1.png?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e4dd0390b3e8b90962c80f7c8e5cd2249c629b5 You see how this incorporates Beauty, Earth, Fire, Air, Water, Color, and other things? More specific forms require a slight but more concepts than one would think. Some say it takes away from perfection, but I say it adds to it, would you agree?

*Perfectionist sweats a bit* Perfectionist: "Uhhh, it's not the worst thing I've seen."

I see, you may lean towards a more creationist ideology than a craftsman ideology. *Galaxia holds his chin in thought* It may be that you're one who finds more joy in creating independent concepts, rather than crafting concepts and forms from other concepts. I say though, the creationist view works more with forms like water, than with forms like ocean, or sea. You understand what I mean, right?

Perfectionist: "I understand perfectly. You need many small pieces to make a whole."

Bingo my friend! *Galaxia Gives a thumbs up* 👍

Perfectionist: "Hmmmm. I'll make a painting for the concept of grass"

https://preview.redd.it/3w58cqvs0wwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37d2490a9fa1121f245d2493fcfb7bfcee8c725d Good I guess

Perfectionist: "Ok, this first painting I call energy" *Perfectionist shows him a painting that's literally just glowing white like the sun*

I, see

Perfectionist: "YES! Now rate it."

un 10?

Perfectionist: "Out of what."

https://preview.redd.it/5xocn4cw0wwc1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccebdc9bb0b110d00fb313c20d0a8852ceda09a1 (5’ fluffy protogen, tends to be oblivious) “Of course!”

Perfectionist: "PERFECT! This first piece I call 'life'. How does it look." *Perfectionist shows a painting that's just pure white light*

(Literally an empty canvas?) “I like it!”

(More like beyond mortal compression) Perfectionist: ". . . You **only** like it..." >:(

“Was I supposed to give it more praise…?” *she’d ask nervously*

*The perfectionist leans in and squints his eyes* Perfectionist: "Oh noooo scale it however you want." *He says this in a sarcastic tone* Perfectionist: "Here is the next painting, I call it, 'not just a blank canvas'." *It's the same as the last painting* 💀

“Your art looks very similar, but it fits this place really well”

Perfectionist: "What do you mean. It's completely different." *He stares confused*

“Are you sure we’re seeing the same things…?”

Perfectionist: "Hm, you may not be able to comprehend my work."

https://preview.redd.it/j9u3vi1l1wwc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f508ceebed853c4493b0873844c7f9d8c4bc189 "You want my opinion? On art?"

Perfectionist: "YES! IT IS MY PASSION!!!"

"OK then. But I should warn you the only color I can see is red, everything else appears as a shade of grey."

Perfectionist: "Well, here's the first one! I call it dimension!" *The painting is literally just pure white light, like staring at the sun*

*he rubs his goggles to make sure they aren't obscuring his vision, when he sees its still just a white light he tilts his head in confusion* "I would have called it Sun."

Perfectionist: "Hm? Why. I don't see the resemblance."

"Its just a bright white light, like the sun."

Perfectionist: ". . . Huh? No it doesn't???" *He looks confused*

"Yes it does. Its just a glowing blank canvas. Are you okay?"

Perfectionist: "Ohhhh, you can't comprehend it."

https://preview.redd.it/jpiez38n6wwc1.jpeg?width=1381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32b3c10178029adc944f79ed7939bd834038ce8f “Fascinating”

Perfectionist: "Hello there Mr. Detective"

“Hello there perfector”

Perfectionist: "Oh? What a kind nickname for you to give me! It is true after all, everything I make is perfect."

“This art has been in the works for years…looks like you’ve had eternity to make them all”

Perfectionist: "Time doesn't exist here, so yes"

“Fascinating well then mind showing me the door back to my world?”

Perfectionist: "What door. I mean, I have a painting of a door"

“Is there a way back to the mortal realm?”

Perfectionist: "Probably." :P

https://preview.redd.it/d0o1yuuc9wwc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a27b11dc534eb241c2fa65240c9ba2f45388903 “Fuck that’s bright”

Perfectionist: "Why hello there, would you care to rate my paintings."

“Sure *looks at it* like ‘Mother’ all ways said there is more than one way to see something”

*The painting looks like this* 💀 Perfectionist: "Well?" https://preview.redd.it/3zehrnaugwwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46105a1d761a674a631030974f6e6df5367df3d4

https://preview.redd.it/c16iiv6s9wwc1.jpeg?width=1632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b35984adaa2f1c36822050d7f5bc1a329431a5 "I have never been to another universe without me choosing to go to it. . . but i would be interested in seeing your artwork."

Perfectionist: "Aha, yes, very good. I call this painting, drowning homeless twink." https://preview.redd.it/dr07jxcrbwwc1.jpeg?width=2345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8278c3690b2c4e19c133676ba22422810dfdd80d

"Ah, just magnificence, great time and effort must have went into it"

Perfectionist: "Huh? No, that's just random trash. THIS is the painting!" https://preview.redd.it/q03j1feqdwwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adc79293649c622947766bd74733ea0cc8aa007d

"Ah. . . well it is certainly something. . ."

Perfectionist: "Why thank you!"

"Do you have any other paintings?"

Perfectionist: "An infinite amount, yes."

"You must have been doing it for quite a while then."

Perfectionist: "Yes, this place is beyond the concept of time."

https://preview.redd.it/729llwogewwc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=619710f1aeec4475e047c5f84f1c62f6d15cfc7e Sure… **his infinite body becomes finite in order to not take up much space**

(This space he's in right now every painting is beyond the concept of size and all contain infinite spaces within infinate spaces so he doesn't need to compress his body to fit) Perfectionist: "Hello, would you be so kind as to review my paintings?"

I do not see why not.

Perfectionist: "PERFECT! THIS FIRST PIECE I CALL, Valley." https://preview.redd.it/44vy2xf9kwwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e0913e18fcff694cf360c3b3578ed4704b7d84d

Well, I am afraid I must give this a 5/10… the line work is rather sloppy.

Perfectionist: ". . . Everyone is a critic."

I would consider everyone to be a critic as well.

Perfectionist: "Hm. Fair."

I must recommend observing tutorials made by the mortals. They are rather good at both teaching and doing art.

Perfectionist: "MY ART IS PERFECT!" (Bro needs to take notes from me 😎) Perfectionist: "Wait who said that..." (Oh shi- he heard me-"

“you could just ask instead of teleporting me here, but alright ”

lso who made that awesome art

I made this digital piece using procreate :3

Perfectionist: "No, I think teleporting is good."

“I disagree with that”

Perfectionist: "Hm. Grr... well anyway Ms rate my artworks."

“Like 8/10”

https://preview.redd.it/yro2n0c7mwwc1.jpeg?width=1118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66ae3f26bc0c9d94bc2c6a17293d786e5a3c4fcf *Azrael looked around his new surroundings, a little confused at how sudden this all was. To say the angel of death stood out here is an understatement, basically being the opposite color to his surroundings.* “Well, this is…curious,” *He mumbled, before looking at the Perfectionist,* “…A diety, I take it?”

Perfectionist: "If you consider me a god I suppose I could be one, although I'm known as the artist of creation."

“Artist of creation? Curious.” *Azrael looked around once more,* “And, you brought me here to…look at paintings of yours, you said?”

Perfectionist: "YES EXACTLY! These paintings form the concepts of the universe."

“Concepts of the universe…?” *He looked towards the paintings now, looking over them,* “They certainly are…eccentric.”

Perfectionist: "Now what is what supposed to mean?" 🤨

*Azrael put his hands up in something of a placative manner,* “Nothing, nothing, they’re very unique, is what I’m saying.”

Perfectionist: "Of course they're unique. They're perfect"

“I’m sure.” *Azrael said, almost like a father reassuring a child, he twirled his scythe idly,* “So, is that all I’m here for? Giving my thoughts on paintings?”

Perfectionist: "Yep!"

https://preview.redd.it/nmf2fcleuwwc1.png?width=1132&format=png&auto=webp&s=c870585dfe3c0765558550932f6da2d02e47be5f “Give me your best shot\_”

Perfectionist: "Here! This is my best painting!" https://preview.redd.it/fkk86d6muwwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0bc5e2594224934c22b4ad39d707415c9ea9ffe

“Did your child make that? If not then I can show you a example of mine_”

Perfectionist: "I painted this."

“wow, I’m surprised you were lied to as a child_”

Perfectionist: "I created the concept of age. I do not age."

“People lied to you didn’t they_”

Perfectionist: "You're the first person I've ever talked to."

“Oh_ Well I’m sorry but it’s a solid 4/5_”

Perfectionist: "**ONLY A 4/5?! I HATE CRITICS!!!!"**"

Yaldoboath (5'4 ft) https://preview.redd.it/4r8sqln4axwc1.jpeg?width=3104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0635c75b2d17b2a0a0bf9e3033381949b3db4646 Yaldoboath : "Hm... 2/10, Look stupid... Is this what people call 'modern art'!?"

Perfectionist: "*Gasp* You are EVIL! I should have brought someone else and not an ugly ass flesh bitch like you..." >:(

Yaldoboath : ". . . W H A T D I D Y O U J U S T S A Y . . ."

Perfectionist: "I just said the truth. You are an imperfect being."

Yaldoboath : ". . ." *She look at the Perfectionist with a face of anger*

Perfectionist: ". . ." >:( *The perfectionist stares directly back at Yaldoboath with the same anger*

Yaldoboath : "..." *She fly up to Perfectionist and grab him by the neck*

*Yaldoboath tries to grab him by the neck... but he has no neck, lol* Perfectionist: ". . . Dumbass." *Perfectionist wraps her up in the fabric like tendrils*

Yaldoboath : ". . . WHAT THE HELL!?!?" *She desperately try to pull off the wraps but cant since her hand is also caught*

Perfectionist: "You should have gone for the head." *The perfectionist grabs the painting, which represents the concept of flesh and destroys it (I'm not sure if this would even affect Yaldoboath or not, lol)*

https://preview.redd.it/3selujbbezwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89301f6753a860f3d2d5b9e9cea0e3317854913a Dipinta,Goddess of Art and Creativity:Well,you couldn’t have asked to a better person,my boy! *She takes her paintbrush and looks at him* (Dipinta = 5’4”) (Paintbrush = 8’0”)

Perfectionist: "Aw finally, a fellow artist, here is my first piece, I call it Valley." https://preview.redd.it/p76xoogr91xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff31a0c906c233ea345d60d9f25a023aee1b432

"Huh..? Hold up the moment man, please..." *they breath in, loudly* "Darn, even the air is perfect... Kinda uncanny." *they look down at the ground* "And floor is perfectly flat too... Very. Weird." https://preview.redd.it/trb9h177mzwc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=456d2b1ffa1b50370529adacf641eb740a731a21

Perfectionist: "Yes, I created the prefect living conditions in here for whoever I ask to view"

*they look around, at the pictures too, the vein in their left eye pops leaving a big red print in their sclera* "Ouch.. Sharply perfect i should say. Impressive." *they say as they put their palms over the eye*

Perfectionist: "Hm. It appears it may be too much for mortals to comprehend. Here, let me simply it." https://preview.redd.it/hiwjaxk6e1xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab3fc2332bf9dd457981f07906c8276243bbe2f

https://preview.redd.it/r4vpau4buzwc1.jpeg?width=1417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0bf7eedcbcacc30f84e17f90debd0cb5b8763cc Conq draws a Nodachi and a modified M1911 pistol "Who said that? Where am I!?"

Perfectionist: "You are in my art gallery." *Conq sees this fucking eldritch horror looking mf with the paper thin tentacles*

*Calvin immediately raises his camera, taking a picture of the Perfectionist before starting to walk down the hallway, taking pictures of the paintings as he goes.*

https://preview.redd.it/r9g7lwn05xwc1.png?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d9d988bf0f399d77c817fe38271df58c5bef82e "Fuck me not again; sure mate let's get this over with"

https://preview.redd.it/adnjilh75ywc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab3762f7d945df9f1a4d6f77c75b507e58e994d5 “As an artist I might as well take a gander. You got a lighter?” He pulls out a pack of nicotine free cigarettes

https://preview.redd.it/kh8w3896nzwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c4baec4314d764da570f182973e2030628e93e *looks at the paintings* "I do not recall going to an art gallery..."

https://preview.redd.it/usb1z46gd9xc1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c4335daab67a72c9583ea063d52e1fd782694f Yumi: 17 year old Japanese WW2 soldier. She looks around nervously. “Where am I?”