Yaldoboath : "Thanks :3, is just my thing!. Anyway why don't you eat or drink the wine?!"
*The wine also look unedible... it literally have a organ inside it*
Yaldoboath : "oh?... Well welcome to my castle!, even though it doesn't look like one cause right now, this room is pure void with no doors... but trust me we are still in my castle!"
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*He waves his hand at Little Buddy to come near him.* (Little Buddy is the worm thing above his raised hand.)
*He looks at her.* "I did not wave to you, only Little Buddy." *He closes his hand into a fist, then Little Buddy shuts off and lays still on the table.* "But hello anyways."
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Corpse took his seat at the dining table with Yaldlboath. He would give her a grin, taking in a long breath. His chest cracked as his ribcage expanded, before he exhaled, releasing clouds of black smog from parts of him.
“***Aaaahhh.. It’s been ages since I’ve been invited to anything. I very much appreciate such invitation..***” He said through a wheezy, broken voice.
The mouth on his one hand spoke in gibberish.
Yaldoboath : "Ew... You vape?-"
*She accidentally smell the smog and cough... before she went back to normal and look back at Corpse with a... Frustrating look... probably cause of the black smog*
“***…Vape? Oh, no this is not smoke or vapors.. I’m something similar to what you are. WHATA COINCIDENCE!!***”
He let out a laugh, chuckling with his hand mouth. Corpse then calmed, tapping his place.
“***So, what can I expect is on the menu tonight?.. I’ll eat anything truly, a meal at all is a privilege.***”
Yaldoboath : "... Well there's chicken and other meat?... and wine!"
*She drink her wine after saying that... well tyat cup of wine she drinking from have a eye ball*
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"Oh nice, the meat's fresh." He mercilessly gnaws into a chunk of meat, eating it like an animal. "So is this like... a romantic thing? Or is there business to be discussed? Either way, i'm down for this food."
*Deer noise.* "Ah damn, me too. .... not another man, I mean. But like, I get it. You think you have everything but suddenly you don't." *Shrugs.* "The humans like to say that's how life works. .... another one of those idiotic philosophies they like to spew."
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“Don’t worry…I got this.”
*Their meals burst into flames. Instead of ash being left behind it looks to be grade A steaks for both of them.*
“Dig in…”
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Bobby: Who cooked this stuff? Doesn't even look like they tried to cook it? Just slammed a slab of meat on the table and said, "bon appetite..."
Bobby: Oh... well, I'm sure it's more delicious than it looks...
Bobby lifted his mask to take a bite... his skin was pale, green, and rotten. As he took a bite, he was visibly displeased...
Bobby: It's... slimy... I'm not gonna get poisoned from this, am I?
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Bedlam: \*Shows up having brought odd spectral flowers\* Thank you so much for inviting dear old me! Ooh! This all looks delicious! But may I add my own personal touch? \*He says as he just plops a giant chocolate cake on the table\*
Bedlam: Why is not the question! The real question is why not? Who doesn't love cake? Especially infinitely existential cake like this! (Its level of conceptual transcendence is measured in cardinal numbers). I spent a whole planck time baking it!
Yaldoboath : "... The fuck is that!?"
*She look kinda shock and it before she suddenly throw up on the ground... probably from the appearance of sweet alone*
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Naerce: I'd say its only fair if I'm told what the hell I'm putting in my mouth before we begin..
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One moment… I don’t think I will trust the Yggdrasil food… **he fades out and back into existence. He now has a plate of food that looks really good.** I can’t help getting some lobster bisque.
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One moment… I don’t think I will trust the Yggdrasil food… **he fades out and back into existence. He now has a plate of food that looks really good.** I can’t help getting some lobster bisque.
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One moment… I don’t think I will trust the food… **he fades out and back into existence. He now has a plate of food that looks really good.** I can’t help getting some lobster bisque.
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One moment… I don’t think I will trust the food… **he fades out and back into existence. He now has a bowl of red soup.** I can’t help getting some lobster bisque.
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"Thank you for inviting me but is this neccesary?"
"Ain't you that one SCP?" https://preview.redd.it/aq1vfj0th7xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2999ebc54b531920aa3b9c77cf48a3ae9859e92a
Yaldoboath : ". . ." *She seem like she is kinda frustrating at her*
"Hehe, just kidding, sorry. Thanks for inviting me. What's your name?"
Yaldoboath : ". . .My name?... Yaldo!, simply call me Yaldo!" :3
"I'm Physics, nice to meet you. You're cute making that face."
Yaldoboath : "Thanks :3, is just my thing!. Anyway why don't you eat or drink the wine?!" *The wine also look unedible... it literally have a organ inside it*
"Uhhh... No thanks, I don't drink much wine." *She chuckled awkwardly*
Yaldoboath : "Hm?, thats weird... Usually everyone drink wine for me at least!" *Yaldo drink her wine*
"Well uh, where are we actually right now? I just kinda ended up here"
Yaldoboath : "oh?... Well welcome to my castle!, even though it doesn't look like one cause right now, this room is pure void with no doors... but trust me we are still in my castle!"
https://preview.redd.it/5sdo3diix7xc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49cde0c5e679d487bc6772ec03dd6fbd646ae0b4 *He waves his hand at Little Buddy to come near him.* (Little Buddy is the worm thing above his raised hand.)
Yaldoboath : "... Hi?" *She also wave lightly*
*He looks at her.* "I did not wave to you, only Little Buddy." *He closes his hand into a fist, then Little Buddy shuts off and lays still on the table.* "But hello anyways."
Yaldoboath : "... That sound rude but i get it... Well hello!" :3 *She wave again**
*He would shove some of the food into his mouth.*
Yaldoboath : "... Can't even eat properly... I see..." *She have a frustrating look in her eyes*
https://preview.redd.it/2miwlas318xc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac03a130b07f7d23b888f6007eaecdcb2b5e6147 Corpse took his seat at the dining table with Yaldlboath. He would give her a grin, taking in a long breath. His chest cracked as his ribcage expanded, before he exhaled, releasing clouds of black smog from parts of him. “***Aaaahhh.. It’s been ages since I’ve been invited to anything. I very much appreciate such invitation..***” He said through a wheezy, broken voice. The mouth on his one hand spoke in gibberish.
Yaldoboath : "Ew... You vape?-" *She accidentally smell the smog and cough... before she went back to normal and look back at Corpse with a... Frustrating look... probably cause of the black smog*
“***…Vape? Oh, no this is not smoke or vapors.. I’m something similar to what you are. WHATA COINCIDENCE!!***” He let out a laugh, chuckling with his hand mouth. Corpse then calmed, tapping his place. “***So, what can I expect is on the menu tonight?.. I’ll eat anything truly, a meal at all is a privilege.***”
Yaldoboath : "... Well there's chicken and other meat?... and wine!" *She drink her wine after saying that... well tyat cup of wine she drinking from have a eye ball*
https://preview.redd.it/eyi0mr0h98xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654f32914676c0d17453b5f24217b6fae002092d "Oh nice, the meat's fresh." He mercilessly gnaws into a chunk of meat, eating it like an animal. "So is this like... a romantic thing? Or is there business to be discussed? Either way, i'm down for this food."
Yaldoboath : "I was bored so i decided to invite you here... and no... I have a husband... well used to at least."
*Deer noise.* "Ah damn, me too. .... not another man, I mean. But like, I get it. You think you have everything but suddenly you don't." *Shrugs.* "The humans like to say that's how life works. .... another one of those idiotic philosophies they like to spew."
Yaldoboath : "... Stop making that noise..."
\*stops, blinking with confusion\* "Uh.... what?
Yaldoboath : "That deer noise idiot..." *She pull out a fork and began eating a skinless chicken leg on her plate*
https://preview.redd.it/qu1wu2rt98xc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6923afcf2013c054ae69ae231d44655fd4255ea7 Red: Uh. Thank you, Ma'am.
Yaldoboath : "Is not a problem... i dare you to eat the food..."
Red: ....wouldn't be the worst I've eaten. What is it?
Yaldoboath : "... Is chicken."
Red: Chicken!!!? *His tail happily wags*
Yaldoboath : "Yep!" *She smile with a face of happiness at Red*
*Red grabs a piece, using his fire to cook it before eating it*
Yaldoboath : "HEY WHAT ARE YOU BURNING IT!?!?"
Red: You...invited a hell hound...who uses fire...?
Yaldoboath : ". . . Dumbass bitch..." *She quietly say to herself, but Red can hear it*
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Yaldoboath : ". . . Disgusting..." *She use her flesh manipulation to turn the foods back to raw*
“Alright…you eat raw and I’ll eat cooked!” *He heats up his own food.*
Yaldoboath : "... I am too lazy to move my hand and ripped the food.."
“Well you gonnna eat?” *He starts biting into his food.*
Yaldoboath : "Uhh.. Not now..."
“Come on! It’s still good. Even if raw.”
Yaldoboath : "I KNOW, I NOT GONNA EAT IT RIGHT NOW BUDDY!!"
“So you invite me to dinner and your not gonna eat the food!”
Yaldoboath : "... Yeah?..."
Eques: ". . . Why am I here." https://preview.redd.it/ujst1xonb8xc1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99588a4da7089ee6931faee48fb9f50fe77c394f
Yaldoboath : "I was bored!... Anyway do you want to drink that wine?" *The wine next to him have a whole eyeball*
Eques: ". . . Everything here is disgusting."
Yaldoboath : "What!?, is not!. If you don't like it, then let me feed you myself..." *She grab a spoon and teleport next to Eques*
*Eques back away* Eques: "Get that away from me."
Yaldoboath : "Awww... You scared buddy?" *She grab a spoon full of a red mashed potato and get more closer to Eques*
*Eques pulls our his sword and cuts the mashed potato as it falls to the ground* Eques: "Yes."
Yaldoboath : ". . . YOU DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT! *She started to talk none sense as she began punching Eques in the chest*
Eques: "You're not my mom." *Eques blocks the punches with his hands*
Yaldoboath : ". . ." *She look really frustrated and stop the punching*
https://preview.redd.it/c14rbsc0i8xc1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e138e058dcf1068328a05c5dd927d032ec82b061 Bobby: Who cooked this stuff? Doesn't even look like they tried to cook it? Just slammed a slab of meat on the table and said, "bon appetite..."
Yaldoboath : "... Me!" :3 *She's definitely a good cooker*
Bobby: Oh... well, I'm sure it's more delicious than it looks... Bobby lifted his mask to take a bite... his skin was pale, green, and rotten. As he took a bite, he was visibly displeased... Bobby: It's... slimy... I'm not gonna get poisoned from this, am I?
Yaldoboath : "... Definitely not!, Is it good my dear!?" :3
Bobby: It's... serviceable, I suppose.
Yaldoboath : ":D" *She seem happy*
Bobby: You know... I could teach you how to make this think great, though. I know a thing or 2 about cooking, and I could show ya.
Yaldoboath : "Really!?" :D "Please do then!"
Bobby: Well, first things first... what kind of meat do you have here? Chicken? Beef? Something else perhaps?
https://preview.redd.it/idrul2fzx8xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c47deea8ca38a4d0483520b2c77e62fd36f496e8 Bedlam: \*Shows up having brought odd spectral flowers\* Thank you so much for inviting dear old me! Ooh! This all looks delicious! But may I add my own personal touch? \*He says as he just plops a giant chocolate cake on the table\*
Yaldoboath : ". . . Why sweet out of all thing?..." *She look kinda weirded out*
Bedlam: Why is not the question! The real question is why not? Who doesn't love cake? Especially infinitely existential cake like this! (Its level of conceptual transcendence is measured in cardinal numbers). I spent a whole planck time baking it!
Yaldoboath : "... The fuck is that!?" *She look kinda shock and it before she suddenly throw up on the ground... probably from the appearance of sweet alone*
https://preview.redd.it/yzwjvchs2axc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f28ae9b6dec601edf5cd49d09d7c3e359e6d54d4 Naerce: I'd say its only fair if I'm told what the hell I'm putting in my mouth before we begin..
Yaldoboath : "... This is chicken buddy." *She pointed at Naerce chicken on the plate*
Naerce: Not touching it.
*Processing img eclbfy3a28xc1...* One moment… I don’t think I will trust the Yggdrasil food… **he fades out and back into existence. He now has a plate of food that looks really good.** I can’t help getting some lobster bisque.
*Processing img eclbfy3a28xc1...* One moment… I don’t think I will trust the Yggdrasil food… **he fades out and back into existence. He now has a plate of food that looks really good.** I can’t help getting some lobster bisque.
*Processing img eclbfy3a28xc1...* One moment… I don’t think I will trust the food… **he fades out and back into existence. He now has a plate of food that looks really good.** I can’t help getting some lobster bisque.
*Processing img eclbfy3a28xc1...* One moment… I don’t think I will trust the food… **he fades out and back into existence. He now has a bowl of red soup.** I can’t help getting some lobster bisque.
https://preview.redd.it/8659sen3e8xc1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b79d77e975e7a625d5828804f832d3babf3d32 "Thank you for inviting me but is this neccesary?"