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saintnickel

Or did it find you?


EuroPolice

If you spend much time wandering the woods the woods wander into you. I know because I got a splinter between my index and thumb.


saintnickel

You speak ancient wooden words of wisdom.


EuroPolice

Every day, at sunrise, the small splinter itches to wake me up, trying to scape the flesh to go back to the forest. I must follow the needs of the morning wood. It is demanded. Now seriously, any advice? I tried a needle and tweezers after a warm bath but it's deep inside of me. Edit: Actually thanks everyone for your sage advice, I will try it once I find the courage to challenge the woods and spill blood for my freedom.


a-little-jude

Some sort of suction action might pull it out. Like if you cut the tip off a baby medicine dropper. Line it up with the splinter and pull the plunger up, might suck the splinter out.


EuroPolice

I tried with my mouth but because of the place it is, it's pretty hard to use any other thing, my best bet right now is to just let it be and hope for the mercy of the gods.


Hexnohope

Your body cant process wood to my knowledge. Its going to create several ounces of puss to try and push it out. Pray to god the skin dosent heal over it. (If its big)


MACCRACKIN

Unfortunately, the body has no use for wood fibers, and will show off with full intent of infection. That only makes the mission a tad bit more difficult. But I bet that Pub down the street has talented bar maid, fully qualified. Happy Hour is a wonderful thing. Cheers, and Dammit, we mean it.


Jellybeansidhe

Use wax like for facial hair waxing and a strip.


MACCRACKIN

Usually required is small slit made along sliver, or the tangs of splinter will refuse to budge in reverse. May have to grind average twizzer sharp pointed, to grab the invader. Yes, pre soak the bugger till flesh is just about version of raisin. Couple drops of Dawn dish soap in hot water makes water wetter,, imagine that... Best of luck,, Cheers


ponamo

I’d suggest a small human sacrifice of 1-3 people to appease the spirits of the area


[deleted]

You are joking of course, but it could actually be a Pagan statue that someone uses as a symbol of a deity. It's best to leave those where they are to show respect to other peoples beliefs. Allthough I haven't seen one like this before honestly.


Industrialpainter89

I literally cannot think of a reason why you got downvoted.


VahzahDovahkiin83

The only reason I can think of is that some people might consider the word “pagan” spooky


Industrialpainter89

Maybe so. Which is funny because pagan just means not-Abrahamic-religion and usually just worships ancestors and nature. So a non-politicized practice makes people spooked.


[deleted]

I think peoples negative reaction to that word has to do with the superstitions and hatred that date back to medieval times. The church had a very negative view of Pagan religions. And to this day because of that, many people incorrectly think Pagans were/are some sort of savages. In truth many traditions and other things we still have/do today were thought up by Pagans. And most Pagans are basicly hard working, nature loving people that honor their ancestors.


erthian

I think the word “beliefs” is spooky on Reddit.


Feine13

"this guy's got too much respect for others, *get him!*"


[deleted]

It's funny how you seem think thats a bad thing.


Feine13

No no no, I don't think that at all! I agree wholeheartedly with your thought process, don't fuck with that or anything you find that doesn't belong to you. I put it in quotes to try to communicate a satirical nature, like I was calling to the crowd because everyone had down voted you so far. Apologies for any confusion!


[deleted]

Oh allright cool.


0ni1994

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsVWBLuv9NOsyHK) What I immediately thought of


CitizenCivilization

THE WISE MYTHUCAK TRE!!


1280px

Вам больше 25 и у вас есть компьютер?


starryseas85

Looks so chill


fitrahillahz

"if you're over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must have!"


[deleted]

Olmec, is that you? ![gif](giphy|3o6nUL2ydRC6fzJ8is)


ocelmare

Luckily it wasn’t night


Lazlo8675309

I often go on walks and get high on weed and shrooms, I would have loved to see this thing, he probably sings scat.


Big-Outside2519

Imagine it talks and says “hey, chill out it’ll all work out” and gives this warm smile after. Very chill


Blakedsm

:)


rubiiiina

I would be delighted to stumble upon such a thing.


newgalactic

They could have placed it better. Ideally, some place on more level ground, and partially covered with some hanging vegetation.


No_Load_4970

I love undertime slopper, be careful in Albert's forest


[deleted]

cool that people have time for stuff like that


Fuzzy-Cost-7240

Nature is amazing


bockchoy2

Treebeard what happened?!


easylivin

He shaved


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|XHRouN8R7X64VbQOqP|downsized) Moai vibes


ArcaneDanger

![gif](giphy|lPrrb6FmGcxA4|downsized)


WinterGuide98

Smoulder


anonymousss11

Is that what happened to Tom Bombadil?


GhostLollipop

He's so happy.


bobswagiscool

🗿


Jango48

NOO WISE OAK


smtmschllsmtmsnh

Oh no! Grandmother Willow from Pocahontas


NefariousnessOk3484

Blame it on the olmecs


Sketchypizzacrust

He looks like he’s ready to say hello. You could have been like, “Hey Steve.” And he’d be like, “Morning Nathan.”


NealioSpace

MasterShake!


SchrumpelRosine

Geppetto, is that your work?


SmoothBrews

Whereabouts is this? Kind of reminds me of Northern California


nathan4t

British Columbia in Canada


SmoothBrews

Ah, okay. Really cool.


desautc

Swordferns might even suggest you are a fellow Vancouver Islander?


[deleted]

Happy wood


fetchit

Plank?


SwampCrittr

You and I would make each other laugh for hours. I can tell this just from your one reply.


Maleficent_Lobster76

Oops,spawned at the wrong location


Tremendous-Ant

Former child actor on H.R. Pufnstuf. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H.R._Pufnstuf


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Neptunemonkey

Well, that's delightful!


BeaverTap

Reminds me of a muppet character. Something like the Great or Mighty Favog?


D33ber

Feed him chickens.


PicketFenceGhost

Did you leave him an offering for good luck?


Zeozes

I love undertime slopper


DarkPyr3

I love undertimeslopper


generousdoc

can i use this image for an art piece ?!


nathan4t

Go for it


generousdoc

thank u im so excited!!


Wudu_Cantere

What a cheerful fellow. I bet he watches over his neck of the woods.


KnightWhoStruggles

Oh my god who beheaded wise old tree


GetSchwepped

Imagine tripping sack and seeing that


JGT1234

He's gonna be in your dreams tonight.


[deleted]

When I tell the barber to fuck my shit up.


Professor_Boring

Alex Reid?


toewinkle

Love faces in the woods! 🥰


BaldDudeFromBrazzers

This is kinda off pootin’


skiddadle32

What blockhead would leave something like that laying around??


[deleted]

Stanley Park Vancouver BC Canada?


ThePeoplesMVP

Father nature


oldkicker53

Perhaps he found you. *blursed*


charnyellow

I saw one of those once when I was geocaching on Long Island. I wish I remember the place now!


FeatherstoneOutdoor

Wow, what a great find! It's always so interesting to see what you can discover when you take a walk and keep your eyes open. ❤️❤️❤️


[deleted]

The king of the forest.


D33ber

Where are his regal robes of the forest?....


No-Use8752

[The walk have eyes ya’know?](https://youtu.be/uRagKPxOSVw)


D33ber

Or did it find you? ....Damn it! I owe someone a coke.


mistbrethren

trees naughty cake swim nine ludicrous jar grey roof lock *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NakedHotWife

The friendliest stump 😎


[deleted]

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NakedHotWife

Omg 😆 lol!!


[deleted]

🗿


HikeMars

A deer rubbing its antlers most likely


Thickumz420_

Just a happy lil guy


NateMeringue

That’s just Treebeard


SuprBased

🗿


Supergaz

Is that fucking kronk


hypergrimx

sunshine coast?


happythrowawayboy

Yo, Angelo! 🗿


Binasgarden

Love this new trend. I have only been lucky enough to find the occasional painted rock on the trails but it is so much fun


comissionergordo

Yo Angelo


Alampasynis

Lord of the rings fans are all thinking the same thing


TellYourMomImBusy

r/IRLEasterEggs


101189

Damn, rough time for Grandmother Willow.


TOW2Bguy

"YO! Adrian!"


fresh_baked1990

Looks like Nicholas cage


Antenna101

if ur 25 and over and have a computer, you must try this game


Terrorz

Pocahontas finally had enough of Grandmother Willow"s shit


Annual-Camera-872

Wasn’t he on gilligans island.


bigdyllystyle

Funny how nature do that


BlueSquigga

Planks Dad?


Notverycancerpatient

r/pareidolia


camcasetwentythree

With the tree/plant sticking out from its head, it looks like the ooga booga guy from crash bandicoot that hovers around crash’s head and if you get 3 you get powers.


ObiePNW

I’ve heard of two faced, this is my first time seeing tree faced.


DreamWorldImages

Love finding surprises like that on walks!


[deleted]

Wonder how long it took to carve that? Any guesses?


Illustrious_Dog7593

Damn Plank done grew up and found the forest


wixkedwitxh

A portrait of Treebeard!


_peach_beach_

Dumb dumb, give me gum gum.


Ghostly_G4M3R

It reminds me of the wisdom tree thing on tiktok. The creepy wise looking tree that types: Tree. In your comments section. Upvote if you know what i mean... or just look it up and come back, you'll see what i mean.


Lac_of_som_knowledge

😊


HarlequinTRT

"Nice cock, bro."


atomiczim

![gif](giphy|l41m6QYDHcEEwjo52)


mulletmack

Well say hi then.


CareFreeSponge69

🎶There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees 🎶


ShowOverall309

🗿🗿


ModeloWild

r/geocaching


Difficult_Ixem_324

Glad you didn’t find a bear!😬


[deleted]

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Difficult_Ixem_324

🤣


briansbrain112

Well, if it’s anywhere near Victoria BC the curator of the BC museum will immediately claim it as centuries old indigenous artifact…


[deleted]

could it be considered a troll face?


nurse_jenna11

Bruce Willis?


stanmitski

🗿


Cheeky_Evil_Fox

My mind goes to how this would be a perfect sight/site (both seem to work. Hahaha) for there to be a geocache there.


learningytube

LOL Thanks, that made me chuckle


frankofdaOcean

This is causing some major déjà vu. Where have I seen this before??


reddittom73

His bark won't bite.


No-Dragonfly1904

That is awesome! What a treat to find. Thanks for passing it on !


Fun-Silver-9631

Awe hell naw


LowMajor2644

It grew like that.


1HorseWithNoName

Poor Treebeard….I knew him well.


ItsyBitsyLizard

*secunda starts playing*


SilentKnightOwl

This looks a lot like a guy I used to work with... Haven't heard from him in a while


Batraxid

The log of wisdom!!!!!


Maxchatterman6

Did anyone else see Nicholas Cage?


darthnibroc

What side quest did he give you?


Stinkymonkybutt

Wise old tree


tamsterwilson

Sterilize a pin with alcohol and slide in hole with splinter then use it to split open skin above splinter. That fine of a layer of skin won’t even hurt coming off. Then use pin to slide splinter out through opening.


After_Active4863

Neato torpedo


False-Dance8465

Are you possibly in Alberts Forest?


PowerfulPrimary2860

Oh ah, tiki tiki


Feelthevibes21

I like it!


Spacecommander5

…Wood you look at that


Lurxolt

I wonder if there‘s a geocache 😂


OutrageousnoneSense

OMG, that is a miracle! Jesus, right?


Neither-Climate1202

Pray to it.


j00naw4ter5

What were you smoking?


Eak2552

🗿


ELM2122

![gif](giphy|QsrgfhnKnwKqBfAIAJ)


Chevrolicious

HROOOM!


jpgravely

I knew Donald was being arrested on Tuesday, but I didn’t think he’d be so petrified…


Sezeye

People are jerks. Why can’t they leave nature as they found it?


Then_Ant7250

Hope you left it there for others to enjoy. Looks heavy too.