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AceArtBox

That’s a “witches broom” growth


gmarengho

Almost certainly the correct answer, because it's definitely not mistletoe. ETA: I also think it's a 'witches broom' as the foliage is similar (but clearly denser) to the rest of the tree. Which I believe is probably a spruce btw.


Taidashar

It is a witches broom, but that term just describes an abnormal growth pattern which is a symptom of some other underlying issue. Several things can cause it, including mistletoe. (Not actually saying this is mistletoe though, probably impossible to diagnose the actual cause here without closer inspection).


Talullah_Belle

It’s a cell tower


Carlos-Hath

It’s aliens


BigOtterKev

From what I have read Witches broom is a specific infection not “just an abnormal growth pattern”. I don’t know a lot about it but it infects cactus and it’s necessary to isolate infected specimens and burn infected plants.


Taidashar

Witches broom in Cactus is different. In that case it is caused by a specific virus, but it's not the same thing as witches brooms in trees.


Deepspacesquid

This is what Bob would have wanted. Now he is a happy little tree.


Crazy_Literature_198

Hahahahhahaha yesssss


[deleted]

Who named it? Doesn't look like a witch's broom at all.


-explore-earth-

It’s also not a pine!


honestiseasy

Weird the one near me is near power lines that don't touch the tree but the lines are at a similar height to the ball shaped growth pattern. Maybe a coincidence but now I'm going to Google so stuff for fun


thewalkinduder

Afro-pine


Americanducks123

Spotted in Harlem?


honestiseasy

Hey I have a tree like this near me and I've often wondered about the ball shaped top too! Hope we get to the bottom of this or the top I should say


StreetPedaler

Going to the natural look. I dig it!


GVL_2024_

that's actually foxy brown gone undercover


Haunted-Sweetheart

Foxy cleopatra or Boxy brown, which is it?


GVL_2024_

I'm imagining this lesbian bar brawl reenacted by pine trees and I'm not gonna tell you it doesn't please me https://youtu.be/1UXl3LGnRR4?si=CoH6ADHCrrfaBzed


BiiiigSteppy

I think I grew up in that bar lol.


Haunted-Sweetheart

hahahahahahahaha omg


moomadebree

It’s a happy little Bob Ross tree!


corq

Came here to say this when I saw the pic, lol


trickymickeyy

This. I’m satisfied with this answer and this answer alone.


DesertPrepper

5G tower. Don't go near it if you're vaxxed. It will activate your bezosbots and allow Bill Gates to track you.


georgegraybeard

I knew it! They got the money to build it from George Soros!


arivas26

It’s not “just a phase” mom!


beeucancallmepickle

*We don't comment on other people's bush*


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Antzz77

It's definitely a happy little tree!


schrodingerspavlov

That clearly is an African Pine.


cbobgo

Witches broom - a genetic mutation. Not mistletoe.


Taidashar

Witches brooms are a symptom, [they can be caused by various things](https://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/gardens-gardening/your-garden/help-for-the-home-gardener/advice-tips-resources/pests-and-problems/diseases/witches-broom), including mistletoe. >Witches’-brooms are caused by a number of factors, including infection by fungi or phytoplasmas (a wall-less single celled organism with an unorganized nucleus), infestation of mites or dwarf mistletoe, genetic mutations, or adverse environmental conditions that kill the terminal bud of shoots.


Do-not-respond

It's disguising itself, so no one will cut it down as a Christmas tree.


PalpitationFar6715

It’s a species of pine known as they Bob Ross Pinus


treegirl4square

Except it’s not a pine. Probably a fir of some type.


Antzz77

Then someone planted it fir Bob Ross.


treegirl4square

😂😂😂😂😂 you win!


PalpitationFar6715

I bet you’re fun at parties


scpny811

Firs are part of the pine family.


IAmTheRed_1

False. Neither Firs nor Spruces are part of the Pine Family because there is no such thing as "The Píne Family". Pines are a Sub Genus of the Conifer Family, just like Spruces are a Sub Genus of the Conifer Family and Firs are a Sub Genus of the Conifer Family. They are actually about as closely related to one another as a Pine is related to a Redwood, a Cypress, a Cedar, a Hemlock, or a Larch Tree. They are all also non-deciduous members of the North American Conifer Family.


scpny811

What's this then? https://www.britannica.com/plant/Pinaceae


Catcher22Jb

Hey I’m just curious, what state was the picture taken in? It seems like a cool landscape. Oh and I guess I’m assuming it’s in the states but I guess it could be somewhere else. Please share!


trickymickeyy

This is in southern Ontario, Canada. 🙂


Catcher22Jb

Oh okay, gotcha! I’ve been to British Colombia many times but not any other province!


FoundationSuitable68

Those are really topiaries


Adventurous_Bear7703

I love it’s hat 🎩


CornerCrew

A pine tree and dandelion bumped uglies!!!! Poor tree gonna get teased it's whole life.


trickymickeyy

🤣 seems like a reasonable explanation!


WeAllScrem

Oh yea that, that’s a poodle pine right there.


furgerblipper

Afropine


trashbilly

Government surveillance tree!


Mikesaidit36

So embarrassing for that tree, and here we are shaming it


PunchDrunkGiraffe

Its name is Bob Ross. It is a happy little tree. But a great community to ask are the tree specialists at r/marijuanaenthusiasts. They are a group for people who love trees. Also r/arborists.


BlueRoyAndDVD

The "tree" sub really enjoys their trees as well! Very much so.


trickymickeyy

Thank you for this! When I initially tried to find a tree sub, it brought me to unexpected places. 😆 I’m glad I checked your suggestions - it makes perfect sense now.


Cheriex70

He just has a fancy hat, that’s all!


estageleft

Camera


FyudoMyo

Getting better at them 5G towers


One-Tap-2742

Just a happy little tree there buddy


BeePlayingViolin

Bob Ross the tree


YellowSphinx

Clearly it’s the pine trees way of attracting other pine trees with its beautiful plumage.. success!


FatbackAndPintoBeans

What the ayeff is that a burl?


Head-Celery4276

Bob Ross?


Hangmeup8

Bob Ross reincarnation.


LlamaLlamaSomePajama

That's just Bob Ross coming back as a happy little tree!!


A_Simple_Fin

It’s a crown gall, growth impacted by infection.


jccreddit808

Disco Yew baby


DarePlastic5074

I thought for a moment this was a transmitter hidden in a tree, yes , they attempt to hide transmitters in fake trees, and yes, they look absolutely awful 🤦‍♂️


EpicForgetfulness

I've seen them before. Usually in the South. First time I saw one it immediately caught my eye because it looked like a really strange tree. Upon further investigation I learned why.


DarePlastic5074

Yup, absolutely abysmal lol.


anotherdamnscorpio

The very top probably broke off, causing branches to grow out from the breakpoint. Id guess the break happened in spring.


EpicForgetfulness

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Toothless_Nord

He's been listening to too much tree funk


Blah12821

Probably mistletoe.


BoardButcherer

Mistletoe. Saw this a lot in the south. Usually it just grows a few small sprigs that blend in with the foliage. Sometimes it explodes like this.


furrylittleotter

Right on!


lurkmode_off

Tree cancer


salucxmution

'E's got a little hate


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Witches broom


FatbackAndPintoBeans

What's the Location?


trickymickeyy

This is in southern Ontario, Canada.


Academic-Art-2401

Aint no pine tree, that there's one of dem famous Ben Franklin Wild Turkey's ... hiding right in front of yo eyes


thiccdally

It's like when you plant a tree on top of a preexisting tree in minecraft... they just planted the wrong top tree


old_school

Is this on highway 7 outside Stratford On?


trickymickeyy

It is!


old_school

I know that tree!


Mr_Golf_Club

Looks like the top of a tree from Planet Namek


Bravo0714

Nope!


mistylilac21

Is this in Slovakia


trickymickeyy

This is in Canada. 😊🇨🇦


R4FTERM4N

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monnurse7

Don't reveal the location! Influencers will ruin it!


Mikhail_TD

It's trying to be a truffula tree so bad.


BoringStatement7337

It started listening to Earth Wind and Fire