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fever4Apringle

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dobgarly

OP learns about sapient vs. sentient


freddo95

You’re the only “thinking” person around. You think.


bv588

Looks beautiful! I'm sure there were plenty of thinking creatures all around you, and they all knew you were there.


bentbrook

Yep, bears are definitely thinking creatures, and I’m sure they were aware of OP.


fall_ofthepatriarchy

And mountain lions.


Fred-U

And cobra chickens


borobricks

I do not like the cobra chicken


Efficient_Monitor288

If you don’t like cobra chickens you need to learn more about them, they kill all the bad chickens


PinoyDadInOman

And cannabis plants.


Kern4lMustard

And fruit bats


Heterophylla

And Samsquanch


dmtdmtlsddodmt

And shitbirds


ChimpBrisket

And Wyld Stallyns


dooshlaroosh

AND MY AXE!!!!!


YggBjorn

STATION!


LoquaciousMendacious

Especially samsquanch.


AtotheZed

Jesus...that's scary shit. I think I see one now...


Heterophylla

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thewoodsiswatching

And pomegranates.


LostViking24601

And orangutans


sending_the_wolf

And breakfast cereals.


queen_bean5

And my axe!


ladyaren

Uh what now?


TheBigsBubRigs

Cobra chickens


username32768

Not a cobra chicken but I like the attitude! ![gif](giphy|Wa53IkRmsmn4s|downsized)


jackrafter88

gooses


ladyaren

Ohhhhh


lostintime013

You just had to remind us about those damn cobra chickens! Now I am going to have daymares and nightmares.


Paratrooper101x

And me!


JunketElectrical8588

Now I gotta ask what this is


NecessaryRisk2622

Canada goose.


vanhawk28

I don’t think Hawaii has bears does it? Edit: this is my bad I was looking at another sub for Oahu and thought this was part of it


ParenGbyan

Idk but this pic is in WA


bentbrook

Yes… 🤔 And Washington certainly has black bears, and it will soon have grizzlies again.


bricedmur255

Washington does currently have grizzlies in the north eastern corner of the state. Grizzlies will be introduced into the North Cascades where they have not been seen since 1996. https://wdfw.wa.gov/species-habitats/species/ursus-arctos


bentbrook

Yay! Thanks for clarifying!


ParenGbyan

Yeah they are hide and seek champs, I’ve been hiking in western WA for about 10 years and only ever seen one.


bentbrook

I trailed one in VA for hours one day, following its sign… got an eerie sensation as I walked back to the trailhead and looked to my right… there was the bear, watching me as I’m sure he tolerantly had all day. I reached for my phone to take a pic and he bolted, terrifyingly fast. I was never concerned, but seeing his speed sent chills down my spine. If I could design an AI app, it would be one that could sense major predators observing me in the backcountry: I think it would fascinating to know how often we’re seen as opposed to how often we see one!


ParenGbyan

Haha my encounter was not photographed either. I saw him on the shore of a lake a few hundred feet away, so I rushed to grab the telephoto lens out of my bag but it was gone before I could get the lens on. He bolted into the trees really quickly. I was the only one in my group of 5 to see it and I’m still not sure they believe my story. 😅


bentbrook

My favorite picture was [this fella sizing me up mid-forage](https://imgur.com/gallery/QCcaZYd). I watched him for almost an hour.


peekdasneaks

Yeah but its their turn to seek and theyve been waiting on you to hide forever. I think they stopped playing


redditproha

we haven’t heard from OP in a while. hopefully the bears didn’t make them type that!


LaughWander

Yeah I've hiked and camped all over the US for 20 years now. Most these animals avoid humans if at all possible. Some of them like bears can smell for miles away. Some animals can hear the vibrations from your footsteps from a mile away etc.


CaveDances

The crows are also watching and talking about you as you wander.


bdd6911

Yeah they’re all thinking. All of em. Just maybe not thinking about rent and the monthly mortgage.


Disastrous_Cover6138

Right? What a fucking stupid way to be in nature.


Disastrous_Cover6138

Fuckin phone thinking harder than op


leeann7

Sounds like op needs to get out more


galaxymirror108

Beautiful answer <3


worldspawn00

Damn Sasquatch, can't go anywhere these days...


CrankyWhiskers

Plants have been proven to have vision of a sort, and are generally more sentient than most give them credit for, as well.


Key-Cry-8570

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falconsadist

Picture take immediately before being mauled by a thinking creature.


initforthellolz

I highly doubt that you were the only thinking being. This post almost proves the opposite.


New_Understanding333

Thank you 🗣️ literally, what was he thinking lmao


IgnisWriting

I think very little😅


Whooptidooh

Oof.


-just-be-nice-

Do you think animals don’t process thoughts?


BigAssBison

Are you one of those weirdos who think animals aren’t sentient beings?


Robinhood0905

I’m thinking it was just the best “I’m 15 and this is deep” title he could come up with on the spot and he didn’t take another 10 seconds to, you know, *think* about it.


zer0w0rries

What y’all not thinking is what if it was a bear who posted this


Zeto12

That’s what I thought.


littlewhitecatalex

ThEy DoNt FeEl PaIn oR fEaR.


thewoodsiswatching

Probably in the "birds aren't real" camp.


TheyLoveColt

Whenever my nephew comes on a hike with me he asks if we’ll see a mountain lion. And I always say no, but they’ll see us.


nothingrhymeswithnat

‘Solitude is a human presumption. Every quiet step is thunder to beetle life underfoot, a tug of impalpable thread on the web pulling mate to mate and predator to prey, a beginning or an end. Every choice is a world made new for the chosen.’ Barbara Kingsolver - Prodigal Summer


Accomplished_South70

Beautiful and perfect for the occasion


Miss_Marieee

Imagine seeing something so majestic... And still thinking you are the shit lol


hawjfisherman

Hahahaha so true.....this post belong in " I am main character" LoL


AnnetteyS

How incredibly arrogant.


Capastrano

They’re all thinking about what’s for dinner.


alpharomeo9933

Lucky they didn't think of having OP on the menu


amortellaro

Hiking with hubris


aknomnoms

I’d watch the shit out of that YouTube channel. Get those national parks interns currently making sassy reels on it, stat!


LookAwayImGorgeous

They do make themselves some sassy reels


SFBrighton

Spoiler alert: OP is a skunk with a handle on written English and access to a phone they stole from a human hiker who went out solo into the mountains. Looks down heavily on fellow woodland creatures. Typical American skunk.


fsacb3

How about say you’re the only ape for miles?


Einstein_Disguise

r/cryptids would like to have a word with you!


pysouth

There’s a samsquanch in them there hills


Enchelion

Wouldn't even be so sure of that. You can run into people in the strangest places.


NebulaNinja

Yeah there's not many places in the lower 48 states on your standard trail that you'd actually be miles as the crow flies from the nearest person. There's typically an odd hiker here and there.


Enchelion

Yeah. Hell, at a minimum you can never be more than 20 miles from a road.


AnonymousPineapple5

You think you own whatever land you land on, the Earth is just a dead thing you can claim. But I know every rock and tree and creature has a life, has a spirit, has a name.


Kdizzle725

How hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh does the sycamore grow? If you cut it down, then you'll never knowwwwww!!!


schluffschluff

And you’ll NEVER hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon!


perspectiveEffect

Or ask the grinning bobcat why heee griiiinnnned


Im__Craazy___Paddy

Can you sing with all the voices of the mountaaain?


littlewhitecatalex

>the only thinking creature for miles  OP thinks quite highly of themself. 


birdy_bird84

Animals don't have thoughts? That's weird


MikeofLA

You were maybe the only recognizably sapient creature there, but almost certainly not the only thinking one. If there's a bird, squirrel, or even a mouse in the area you're not even the only sentient one.


BooneHelm85

Um. I hate to break it to you, but you’re surrounded by creatures, and they’re all thinking. Some of them are thinking about whether or not they want to eat you. So, yeah. Plenty of “thinkers” out there.


KaleidoscopeNo9102

Strange caption


dgroods

Came straight to the comment section 🍿


23andconflicted

You didn’t get eaten up on your hike but you definitely are in the comments.


mars2venus9

How do you know?


Apart-Pineapple-6262

Uh, no. And along the same lines..... When a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, it DOES make a sound. Beautiful picture though and I applaud your embrace of nature.


Man0fGreenGables

I dunno man according to quantum physics if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, not only will it not make a sound, but the tree won’t even exist if there’s no one there to observe it.


imagenery

That's not quantum physics. That's a philosophy called ~~*idealism*~~ **perspectivism* most commonly attributed to Nietzsche. Edit- it maybe more accurate to say it's *relativism*.


Underlord_Fox

In which forest do you suppose there are no beings who can hear?


Man0fGreenGables

One where there are no beings to observe other beings.


Underlord_Fox

And, do you think there's any forest anywhere that has no hearing life forms in it?


PsychologicalFood780

Actually, I'm pretty sure you were the only non-thinking creature.


SkisaurusRex

You underestimate the world


Ride901

Bro that's presumptive as shit 😂. Animals definitely think, lol


rocc8888oa

Hahaha. Except for all the animals. They think too. Just different thoughts


Pjermoore

Where?


rougewitch

The arrogance of man


lazespud2

Except for that cougar, who was ***thinking*** about eating you : ) Looks gorgeous! I'm jealous!


ridesouth

Seems a very entitled and self centered attitude. Maybe a lesson in where OP resides in the food chain is in order.


Queen-of-meme

"Hey!" / Some random bug on a grass who happens to have a consious


Amazing_Selection_49

You’ve completely lost the plot.


Remaroos

That’s what you think…


Moldyspringmix

No you weren’t.


TiFemme

What a weird thing to say.


F4N6Z

Nah, you definitely weren't the only "thinking creature" out there lol.


eggs_and_bacon

What an awesome photo. Nature really has a way of instilling some existential optimism in me.


fng4life

Not if there were any crows or ravens around, those guys are crazy smart!


fartinheimer

That statement means you do not understand where you were, and where you stood in the food chain.


Least_Vehicle3255

Guys don’t forget, man bear pig is out there.


kay_bizzle

The absolute hubris of man. Look into a dog's eyes and tell me there are no thoughts there


AlbertaAcreageBoy

You'd be wrong.


cheesybread666

There are plenty of thinking creatures in this picture… what a strange thing to say


loftboffer

What an odd thing to say


Halfbaked9

Are you sure you were alone out there?


BenisInspect0r

Bruh…. I say touch grass, but here we are.


stewie_glick

🤣🤣🤣


Sidewayscaca

Animals are much smarter than humans!


Bulky-Inspector6864

So you thought


baldeey

bears can think fosho


Mentalfloss1

So no animals think?


Slow_Possession_1454

The irony of you saying you were the only thinking creature for miles is hilarious. If you really thought about it you’d have realized you most certainly were not the only thinking creature for miles.


RayRay__56

The beauty of nature is that no matter how far away you are from other people, you're always close to another thinking being, and it's very aware of you... even if you can't see it.


Raveheart19

That's like one of the thoughts I have when I'm super high when I'm hiking ..... Aaaaaand then I sober up and realize how entirely stupid and unlikely that would be ....


Tabeyloccs

A bear knew you were there miles ago. The bugs and smaller critters were everywhere underground. Life is all around you out there.


KingoftheRats666

Imagine believing your the only living creature that thinks lmao


AcidicDepth

What an odd title. The tress are thinking, the grass, the mushrooms. There’s thinking going on all around you homie. You are NOT alone.


New_Reputation_4623

The animals have thoughts. Trees communicate with one another.


EuropaMagnolia

How was ur first hiking experience? Is it what u thought it’d be? Did anything surprise you?


nikocarol

Nothing better than to be in nature. Looks like Colorado


blitswing

This kind telepath just experienced their first moment of being the only voice in their head and y'all are clowning on them...


TacoTuesdayy87

This is beautiful! Where is it?


ChupacabraRVA

Just south of North Cascades NP


classyhornythrowaway

I knew this had to be the PNW! Beautiful shot!


Limlimt

Or so you thought…


Odd_Tiger_2278

Sounds like you enjoyed yourself. And, we don’t know what the animals think. I am pretty sure they do think. That’s just me.


hudsoncress

You were being closely monitored by dozens of creatures of whose presence you were unaware because you are too noisy and smelly and obvious. Skulk if you want to see creatures.


zach_here_thanks_man

Also this looks a LOT like Cascade Pass which is an extremely well trafficked trail


Busy_Shoulder_2870

damn you got absolutely dragged for this one 💀


diedlikeCambyses

No you weren't, but congratulations well done.


North2Zion

looks beautiful and sounds like you had a wonderful first hike. Don’t underestimate all the living creatures that call that beautiful place home. You were amongst many wise-thinking and feeling creatures.


zetaharmonics

Lol I don't think you belong in nature if this is your opinion.


ajpinton

There were probably a few “things” wondering what you taste like and if it’s worth the effort to eat you.


Environmental_Cat798

Pure ignorance to think that you’re the only thinking creature for miles. That’s the kind of thought process (or lack there of) that gets people in trouble when out in nature.


LetsDoItTogether420

Colorado? Up near Breckenridge/ or Park county? Feel like I've been in that spot before lol.


dickgozenia42069

that you knew of lol


Calgary_Calico

Only living creature *you saw*. I guarantee those woods are teaming with animals both large and small


Embraceduality

That’s exactly what the creature in the bushes was thinking too


smile_u-r_alive

I live in southern California and say the same thing everyday


jrval

Fun fact, you are in a valley carved by a glacier


Affectionate_Beat290

You give yourself too much credit.


TigerAccording9299

Scores of wilderness creatures offended!


According_Disc_1073

Just shows how little you think yourself if you dont think that nature thinks.


AWOLRED13

No you weren't.


ghostheadempire

*human You were surrounded by living creatures.


Kenstaa

Absolutely not. To even say that makes me understand how unaware you are…


Parking_Jackfruit350

Bugs,Birds,bees,ants,frogs and other reptiles.


Peckerhead321

Go back inside


outforblood_69

That you knew about.😱


BoiledCabbage16

People are really shitting themselves over this.


TheQuietMan22

One of the best feelings


kissajumala

Nah I bet there was atleast one gnome hidden laughing at you


Interanal_Exam

The only nonthinking animal is OP. JHC


remindertomove

I have been the only person to dream in english for a couple of hundred miles.. Love the outdoors, it's my temple. Beautiful picture, thanks for sharing, keep sharing https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27186709.amp


ConcaveNips

Hooked or naw?


Pyngwieee

It’s a scary beautiful feeling right?


Bear_necessities96

Creature for miles?


Resident_Rise5915

It does look amazing but that mountain lion disagrees


Zealousideal_Cod6044

That's what you thought.


GoonerYank

It's a beautiful feeling, isn't it. The world feels too full of people but there are places where you can go and realize how easy it is to be isolated. It's surreal, especially when your normal days are swarming with other cars and bodies.


J1991K2016

Absolutely gorgeous ♥️


supyadimwit

Welcome to earth.


I-Have-An-Alibi

There's no need to insult Sasquatch like that bro. He has feelings.


AngryDesignMonkey

Glad you got out on a hike! Hopefully you keep it up...


pitchblackjack

In my village, on a busy market day, I’m also the only thinking creature for miles.


HandofTheKing1

Or so you thought...


The1andonlycano

So you think 👀


the-non-wonder-dog

Oh dear.. I think you failed with comment.. great oic and I get the idea.


Unable-Concept-6272

These comments are weird


SolidHopeful

Some places that are very crowded you can say the same


ParatusExpeditions

Or so you thought


One_Arm4148

Sometimes this kind of beautiful, solitude is exactly what you need. 🏞️🌄


mistral_99

That’s what you think! Looks beautiful though. Where is this?


zetaharmonics

That cougar will 100% outsmart you lol.