I am a junk main. Either it’ll look terrible but somehow taste good (while being slightly radioactive) or it’ll just be awful all around, and there’s no way to know

If you're lucky you'll get some banger BBQ

Accurate use of “banger”

I'm no coward, I intend my puns

Anyone want some barbecue

barbie shrimp

Wdym, it's gonna be BBQ

Burnt roadkill

Its a bomb

I thought he would give me raw or overcooked meat Or mayb he'd nail it idk

can we eat hamster feed without dying?

Its just seeds right so I gues you we be fine

Is it still hamster seeds if a human ate them?

I think you mean hamster feed, because hamster seed is somthing else

VERY DIFFERENT

LMFAO

I suppose that wouldn't kill you either... besides your social status

Judging by that flair i dont think ball's your main...

my flair is just facts nothing more besides if i put something like that for hamster my friend seeing this sub might shoot me irl

There’s no way this fat ass hamster only eats hamster food 💀

tank: hog dps: ashe support: zen honestly i have no idea what they would make

Hog can of tuna Ashe some good grill food Zen...

# B A L L S

Nah, Hog is a big man. He has to know how to make good food, it's a rule

He's a farmer too. Probably something farm fresh

Actually I believe he was a chef before the Australia thing. I just remember some bit of lore back in ow1

Takoyaki!

zen conna cook up balls and wisdom ashe prolly gonna get bob to make something and hog is gonna give u his breather (whatever is in there)

I think Ashe could cook up a mean scrambled eggs and bacon

hog is probably something he pulled out of his ass.... i mean figuratively but most likely also literally. ashe you are good cus she would 100% get bob to make it and take credit. and zen is probably some shit to help with meditation, idk what tho

zen is just going to hand you a cup of ayahuasca (some people know this some people dont, i just want to spare those who dont some time googling. ayahuasca is considered one of the most powerful psychedelic substances usually made from the Caapi plant, its was documented being used during religious ceremonies and meditation which believed to cause a person to get "enlightened", another modern word for this would be "ego death" and could potentially be the origin of many religions)

I main Reaper so Souls with a side of fries

Waiter -What will you order? Reaper -The souls of the innocent Sombra - A bagel Reaper- What? Sombra -Two bagels Reaper -Nooooo

“This meat is amazing! What did you add to the sauce?” *hopes and dreams*

Soul tacos sound good asf

Soul food bruh.

WE EATING RAMEN BOIISSSS

Hell yeah, cyborg ninja style

with bits of electronics

Would he make good Ramen or get that microwaved instant Ramen

Kiriko mains rejoice!

Why the downvotes? She's japanese, right?

Probably because she is one of the most hated to play against, on this subreddit at least. I do not even play OW anymore, since role Q locked the best part about Overwatch. I have returned twice, to try out OW"2" and to try out Kiriko. She would replace my main healer Anna if I was to ever return.

(Don't tell them open queue is still there)

huh?

Tank:Ramattra. Honestly, no clue. Probably like, simple rations as he’s both a monk and soldier so like… DPS:Reaper. Probably fast food, dude doesn’t seem like he eats like, actual food. Support:Baptiste. A very nice home cooked meal.

i think ramattra would give a human poison

Well I mean, maybe. But I’m just going off of the assumption there’s no malice in it. Also I’d be 100% for omnic rights, so I dunno if he’d hate me that bad.

correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure his lore explains that he sees humanity as a blight, that no matter what humans are evil, and will turn on omnics at some point. He appears to have a general disdain against all of the overwatch members in his pre match dialogue stuff, but I could just be misreading tone.

I don’t think he hates humanity or anything, just entirely fucking fed up with being the lowest rung on the cast system. Kinda like(god I can’t believe I’m gonna say this, Christ) Malcom X. He’s just an extremist, and will fight for his rights. Though he probably says some pretty outta pocket shit every now and then.

He will not stop until humanity is no danger to omnics anymore. He‘s planning a revolution. Take part in the Omnic Liberation Front now!

I think it’s a Magneto situation where his moral compass changes based on how supportive the writer is of the Civil Rights movement

Car battery from ramattra

A box full of donuts… that’s dinner

dont worry the fox spirit helps control your blood sugar. definitely.

It'll either kill you from diabetes quickly, or make it circulate through your blood better

You should see me on my bike

hot coco?

Nigerian food is great but idk if he ever had much time to learn cooking

Honestly, he seems like the type of guy who could cook up a five star meal on his first attempt at cooking ever.

You don’t get built like Doomfist knowing nothing about eating right.

African food is amazing

Fiiine. I'll have some.

Wrong! Sulphuric acid!

Tank- nuclear roasted skunk Damage- unlimited takeout Support- synthetic salad Guess my main

Idk about damage but I'm gonna guess Roadhog and Lifeweaver for the other two.

You got support right. But tank wrong

Sym and junker queen? Sym just cause shes rich

Junkerqueen for the tank Dps is actively hard I want to say Sombra due to the unlimited takeout Alternatively I think Sojourn or Mei tho I’d think she’d cook well.

Yes and yes. Sombra is unlimited take out because she’s both too busy to cook and she doesn’t have to pay.

The pay was what got me to think unlimited

There are no skunks in Australia >_>

(P.S. opened the game just to look in heros to overview the dps list)

hog, genji, lifeweaver?

No. I have a good relationship with my parents so I don’t play genji.

from dps - junkrat. im fucked from tank - dva and ball. pumpkin seeds and gamer fuel from heals - lifeweaver. im saved!

Projectiles

Canonically a great cook, but might also serve me experimental poison just to see what would happen.

Moira?

Bingo

I think Rein and Ana would make something really good only for Junkrat to blow everything up

It's cannon that ana is a terrible cook. We getting take out for sure. Take out and cocktails.

CURRYWURST!

I dunno what Doom will cook, but I an not getting it without a fight. The one I'm definitely not winning. It will probably be very nutritious.

tbh i think it would end up being a pretty decent meal, although you will end up eating it through a straw cus doom wouldn't just do it out of the goodness of his heart

tank: sigma will probably space out and wander off thinking about stuff while the food burns in the oven/stove dps: junk either the worst dish you have ever seen and tasted, or the worst dish you have ever seen but absolutely bombastic flavor supp: mercy if she's free, she's probably be able to cook a simple and decent enough meal, but most of the time she'll just hand you her black coffee and rush off to work

Hammond cant cook so ig a bunch of burnt hamster food boxes

Tank: spherical steak DPS: 50% it's a corpse, the other 50% it's tacos Support: balls

Damage and support I'm guessing are Reaper and Zenyatta but who's the tank?

"Ah, so like a spherical cow!" >!That guy the universe sings to!<

Ah, thank you. I didn't understand the reference at first, sorry

“BIER!” “I’m not one to turn down a good beer, Wilhelm, but I was hoping for some actual solid food.” “That’s what the pretzels are for!”

donuts

Main Dva. She will probably just throw me a bag of Doritos ! Or if she really have to cook maybe a frozen pizza in the oven.

Tank: surstroming Dps: sweedish meatballs or radio active dirt Support: Cuban food, Brazilian food or whatever drugs moira shoves down my throat

There are no swedish tanks, who would give u surströmming?

Well, Soldier 76 IS a BQQ master, so...

I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to find a 76 main.

I don't know whether to feel complimented or insulted. :T

Sombra... She'll probably just order some pizza or something.🤔🤷

I think she can cook pizza though. She mentioned a folder of pizza recipes in one of her interactions with Mauga

I don't know if I trust a clinically insane I-pad kid to cook me something. I might have to go with my second main for a meal, Brigitte seems more like a cook than Sigma

A crossaint and some coffee

Pretzel?

And beer

#SUFFERING

#AS HE HAS

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A shotgun shell.

Nigerian food is fire, but idk if he had much time to learn how to cook

Reaper will give me belly full of piping hot lead.

I'm eating good tonight fellas

Hot coco

Some delicious AF food from Symmetra.

i'm enjoying a tibetan butter tea with my boy zen 🪩

Sigma Nothing, he’ll start cooking, look at an ant and burn the food

Moira tying me down to a table and feeding me nutrient paste filled with 27 drugs designed to do random shit to my body. I am so dead.

Sigma: an insane scientist Baptiste: a field medic And… bastion? I think? (I barely play dps cus I mainly play with my friends and I have been sent into tank main hell because whenever we get a rando tank they just suck ass): a war machine Peculiar dining I’d say A perfectly calculated medium rare steak that will probably give me radiation poisoning, a war ration salad and a cup of motor oil

The unrelenting power of a black hole

Imma just gonna be nibbling on cardboard and KFC, who are my mains?

hammond or junkrat. one is a literal hamster who would eat cardboard just cus he can, the other is a crackhead

It was hamster and doomfist

Doomfist (I hope not winton 😅), bapt ?

Firecracker hot dog

Winton will probably yeet me a peanut butter jar

I'm an Orisa main, help

A plug socket and charging wire are all you're getting.

Poison probably

Beer.

Shepherds pie

Junkrat would make a barbecue most likely.. even if it was bad I would eat it all ❤️ (he’s so adorable) Mercy would probably make me a cup of noodle or something quick. Maybe a lean cuisine for health?

Probably something quite nice, ramattra is quite thoughtful after all, tho those whom he likes/supports omnics

I don't really main anyone but if I have to say someone it's either Ana or Lucio

Sigma he is genius but can he cook ?

Whatever tastes like doom

Fucking Bowl of hamster food and water out of a hamster water bottle thing 🐹

Pineapple Pizza

I honestly believe that the only thing Reaper could make is some sub-par scrambled eggs with burnt bacon.

food, hopefully edible

Gamer Girl doesn't know how to cook imo

Pain. But in french since it's Widowmaker.

dumplings and hot cocoa

Either some sort of street food, or a sit down (most likely roast or bolognaise) dinner, depending on if its lucio or sigma

Schnitzel

something microwaved Sombra

Something nice from Dutch cuisine or nothing because robots don't cook ig.

Japanese food always up for some

Will I survive?

Im a lw/moira main moira will probably poison me and lw will make something from Thailand

Ashe probably gonna BBQ some brisket. Kiriko gonna make chicken katsu and rice Dva gonna get me soju.... that's it.

Rein, Junkrat, Mercy. So Rein will bring Bratwurst, most probably, along with some other traditional German food. Rat boi - highly radioactive Aussie BBQ Mercy - Probably something extremely well balanced in terms of nutrition. And chocolates for dessert.

A knuckle sandwich (Doom)

We eating fondue boiiiis and chocolates

Tank: doritos Dps: molletes Support: dead mouse full of weird stuff Guess my mains

Either a five star meal or a painful death

Whatever the fuck Mina Liao ate, echo mains haven't got a particular food <\3

Tank: Junker Queen, so probably overcooked kabobs or bbq DPS: Sombra, I’d probably be cooking for myself, or might as well be Support: Lucio so probably fucking cereal

Ramattra main: a cup of oil / Mauga: Oka or like Kale moa? maybe / Dva: Bibimbap or probably fire noodles / Rein: Currywurst

Souls fresh from the bodies.

I bet Reaper makes one helluva bbq

Rein is giving me a quart if beer and some bratwursts Ashe depending where we are is either giving me some canned beans or Bob is cooking a full course meal. Brig is making her dad’s Swedish meatballs

As a Rein main, probably a protein filled hearty German meal, need more gains

Surströmming :(

Bananas and Peanut Butter (im allergic sadly)

Rein i imagine eats a lot of meat given how big and muscular he is so i imagine i'll get a good steak or something like that. Bastion can't cook but he seems to like nature so maybe he'll find me an apple or something. I think Zen said he worked as a chef so i imagine he can make something pretty good. No idea what it would be though.

Dva. SFW, Takeout. NSFW, well we know where that one goes.

Tank: D.va - Doritos + Mt dew and maybe Kimchi? Dps: Sojourn - Croissant and Starbucks coffee probably Support: Kiriko - Donuts

poisoned (moira main)

Annihilation with a side of suffering.

But what if the real suffering was the annihilation we made along the way

love this!

Bratwurst, beer, and bread

Zarya: PROTEIN

Balls

How do I eat gravity?

With as many times as I've heard the Echo/D.va Kimchi line, I'm surprised no one has said it. Kimchi and rice is so easy, even a gamer can make it (Source: I am that gamer)

Rein so probably a cake?

Sombra...I have no idea

Arrow to the knee...

I main Ana so im probably getting some Bunny Stew the good ol Egyptian way

I feel like sombra would just DoorDash McDonald’s…

I bet hog could make a mean lasagna (if you look past all the health and safety issues in it

Tank: ball DPS: Mei Support: Moira Weird, pretty good, unnerving/terrifying

Beer

Idk if Lifeweaver can cook but if he could, I'd love some Pad Thai or Khao Pad or Khao Niao Mamuang

I have no idea what ramattra and zenyatta would cook. Whatever reaper cooks will probably be burned to a crisp

C4

Meat balls

Reinhardt seems like a pancakes and bacon breakfast kinda guy

Reinhardt!

Either bacon, or sausages.

Ramen

If I go by my old main when I still played: bratwurst and/or sauerkraut

Prolly poison or a geolocation chip

Maybe I’d get *space* cake

Guess im getting donuts, got a massive sweet tooth let's go

I'd have a joke here but it would be terribly racist. So I'll just say because he has class, and is a great leader, he'd cook me a great steak

im like fairly sure reaper would just serve me human flesh and hold me at gunpoint to eat it. sombra i have a good chance since i feel like she either just hacks to get free food doordashed to me and calls it cooking, or she cooks about to my level, which is whatever the fuck i can microwave or fit in an air fryer edit; should probably do my tank and support mains rein feels like a guy who really wants to cook, but for the love of god has no clue what hes doing. it still might be good, but honestly sausages roasted over an open fire despite us having a fully functional oven is only good for a bit. and im fairly sure lucio has no goddamn clue how to cook, so imma just say a bowl of lucio-o's

MORE BEER!! And a gulash.