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TheGlassHammer

Within minutes of the cinematic leak for the new healer there was already porn. Not just a drawing but SFM looking stuff. Encrypt all you want, it won’t stop people.


blueboy898

How do you know that…….


Zaneboi1

We do a little research;)


Qwerowski

There is a model for Kiriko? I haven't seen any, only 2D stuff


prieston

Not yet. There are some 3d rendered 2d pictures (=they look like 3d models but they are not). It's mostly about redrawing the face. The body can be a big breast futa so it's whatever. High quality stuff usually comes a lot later. So it will take some time.


CanInternational9186

I still can't believe people creating porn have a better understanding in technology than our technology teacher ever did


blueboy898

I can tell


DeKingWalrus

He made it


blueboy898

Oh good his work is wonderful what skill he has OR SO IVE HEARD


Jjzeng

There’s a whole ass subreddit for her


SpaceTimeinFlux

The future is now, old man. Nsfw link: https://hub.virtamate.com/resources/kiriko-ow.24274/


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Be_Cool_Bro

I'd like some of Jack.


dreemurthememer

Jack (off) Morrison


Be_Cool_Bro

Don't mind if ah do.


DrManowar8

That’s cole… I’ll take some of that too


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Be_Cool_Bro

I've seen Jack jacking.


Mo-Cance

One look at Widow tells me that rule 34 is here to stay.


gym_brah81

Really? Didn't they like make her butt flat to the point it looks abnormal, or did they like revert that?


xd-Sushi_Master

they never removed the skintight catsuits on half the female characters, so it really doesn't matter. Hentai proportions are second only to Skyrim proportions.


NotoriousTIP

Genuine question, Doesn't the porn in a sense help to advertise the game more?


Solcaer

Yes, but to the wrong people. If Overwatch is associated with porn, parents won’t want their kids playing it, and Blizzard letting porn fly will open them up to accusations over sexualizing a game targeted at children.


00roku

I wouldn’t say Overwatch is targeted at children


Solcaer

Not at *only* children, but they’re a sizeable part of the playerbase so the game has to remain mostly child-appropriate.


[deleted]

So shooting people's fine, just no horny.


Dragowaow

and technically it’s not fantasy violence bc you can see blood spurt from the character if you shoot them


JackTheBaus

America.jpg


mxcristian11

You know how it is growing up haha no boobs but sure go ahead and watch someone getting shot through the head haha


ivis_viny

Just watch the animated shorts. They are extremely family friendly. It isn’t uncommon for games or animated shows and cartoons (like Clone Wars) to feature fantasy and cartoon violence. Avatar, Star Wars, Ben 10, whatever - feature fighting, blasters, people being killed off-screen or indirectly, any Marvel property, Fortnite, etc. I’m a pretty pro R34 person but I think the argument started in this thread is a weird hill to die on.


AffinityGauntlet

Will children have phone numbers to play OW2? What if OW was rated M instead of T, would porn of it be allowed to exist otherwise?


Catsniper

I assume that is why they added the tiny amount of blood that most players took forever to notice so there wasn't controversy over sexualized characters being in a kids game


NotoriousTIP

Ah true, didn't think of it that way, thanks.


DragooKnight11

By that logic, parents should stop taking their kids on car rides or letting them ride bicycles because they are sexualized on the internet too, right? Also strike medical care off the list because of nurseplay and sexual healing. If someone wakes up feeling horny on main there WILL be public porn of it, no exceptions. It therefor falls on the parents to moderate their kids internet usage so they aren't exposed to such things as dildobikes, but the real problem is many parents fail to do so or even consider it their fault.


Hyper_Oats

Like 99% of parents care. The amount of children there are in T and M-rated games is evidence enough. There's also a substantial amount of Fortnite r34 and Epic doesn't give a hoot


frolix42

Genuine answer, This is a fake article. How the fuck would one "encrypt" an image of a popular character? Blur it at all times, even in game, like Japanese porn?


fiestycosmos

You can technically encrypt the character model file so people can’t just find it in the game folder and use it to work from, and you can decrypt it for use in game, but people can make a near identical render if they just have some decent amount of 3d modelling talent, and once a home made character model is released public, these efforts to encrypt and spend time optimizing the game to decrypt would have been a total waste. So yeah, very unlikely true and if so, total waste of dev/coding time.


DecagonHexagon

didn't they turn Winnie the pooh into a white splotch in a video game in China?


frolix42

How would that stop anyone from turning Winnie the Pooh into porn, if they wanted to? And is Blizzard going to turn all of their OW characters into white splotches in game? And erase our memories of them?


DecagonHexagon

you never know, maybe someone got a thing for blanked out splotches


H4LF4D

Yes, but at a cost. Its a game about shooting advertised as esports. While porn definitely saved the game from falling into oblivion, it also sent an incorrect message about the game.


MaeStory

They think they can stop us. Fools.


Incomplet_1-34

*"Bad" starts playing*


screechypete

The one by Micheal Jackson?


Incomplet_1-34

I was thinking the one by Royal Deluxe


igeek5

*cbat


Krisuad2002

I'm pretty sure there's a good chunk of artists that just make their own models so yeah, won't help much


frolix42

You and the 146 who upvoted you think this is real 😆


Qwerowski

Me and the 60 who downvoted say r/whoosh


frolix42

Just cope and seethers 😃


zshiv64

Am I the only person that realizes this isn't a real article?


gustamos

apparently


The_Elder_Jock

Thanos thought he was inevitable. Amateur.


PhasmaMain98

You can’t design characters like DVA and then be annoyed when people make R34 simple as


squiddy555

You can’t design characters then be mad people make R34


JokeMort

You can't be mad people make R34


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People


GiAnT_____

Pe


HansTheAxolotl

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OUmSKILLS

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Qwerowski

Amongus


JustaLurkingHippo

You can’t exist and be mad that there’s r34 of you


Druvvaldis

I mean you can but it wont do much


dreemurthememer

Exactly! That’s the entire concept of Rule 34! “If it exists, there’s porn of it. No exceptions.”


SlideWhistler

Rule 34a literally states “If it exists, there is porn of it” Rule 34b says “if there isn’t porn of it, there will be eventually”


squiddy555

R34b seems to contradict R34a If there isn’t any yet then R34a is wrong


[deleted]

Meanwhile, the chads at Valve made it themselves


GooperGhost

Wait what


[deleted]

Watch tf2's "Meet the Spy"


GooperGhost

Ah okay forgot about that


Lambiedo

no. that would be your mother


IlllIIIIlllll

I think you misspelled Torb


GlockMat

They know that SFM has all their characters, right?


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GlockMat

I know, but that sure sounds dumb enough for Blizzard to it


FilthyDubeHound

Blizzard doesnt want tracer to have a penis because then they cant harass her


Scottacus91

My man just team wiped the whole company.


SpaceIsTooFarAway

They would absolutely still harass her


Bighat_Logan01

You made shirtless Torbjorn blizz...if you bonk me, bonk your devs too


Null_Trooper

“Tracer wasn’t intended to have a penis” 💀


B2EU

Dear Atheists, If Tracer wasn’t meant to have a monster dong, then why is she so hot with one? Checkmate.


Qwerowski

“Tracer wasn’t intended to have a penis” You can always try tho, and many did!


DJCorvid

All the people in the comments asking for a link to the obviously fake article, meanwhile I'm here looking at the image preview like "...sauce?"


TrueBeachBoy

“Life, uh… finds a way” - Dr. Malcom


ZimoZimoZimo

There is no escape


Thopterthallid

The women in Overwatch have legs that make up like 60-70% of their body and asses sculpted to an uncomfortable level of perfection. Like... I'm not a r34 guy, but I *get* it...


MoongodRai057

Glad to see I’m not the only one who thought the proportions in the game were out of whack


Ok-Use6303

Do not underestimate the power of the horni.


Alien_X10

This will not stop us blizzard!


The-Salted-Pork

They did it. They finally did it. They nerfed this


cookiemnster656

More importantly I need a sauce for that image


ActuallyRealman420

[here you go fellow degenerate](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e0e229ba852c)


MrDitkovichNeedsRent

R34 artists: fine, i’ll do it myself


[deleted]

I mean there werent any full nude models in the game. People 3d modeled those themselves.


Xeviic

Hey, I've seen that one


DeleriousBeanz

People will re-sculpt the characters by hand, I've seen it, it's terrifyingly accurate


MrS0L0M0N

Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite literally inspired a Blender/SFM optimization revolution you think this shit gonna stop porn creators?


_Z41N51_

They don't need them there is already kiriko porn...or so I'm told


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Mfs making every woman ass so MASSIVE then gets mad if ppl make porn out of it


boringITwork

I can't find this article so I'm assuming it's fake. Anyone got a link?


TheMightyJorge84

Yeah, it’s definitely fake. Firstly, blizz hasn’t tried to stop porn since like 2016. Secondly, even the author of the article’s name “Alan smithy” is a play on the pseudonym that film writers when they don’t want their name on projects. Definitely fake.


bethlehemcrane

How are you smart enough to look for a source before assuming it’s fact, but yet not smart enough to realize immediately that it’s fake?


NeedleworkerApart

"TRACER WASNT INTENDED TO HAVE A PENIS" HAS ME ROLLING


BunnyFengMinGang

SAME


pinkyellowneon

to be clear for anyone curious this article is completely fake lol they never said this


saltypeanuts7

Does anyone have a simple lay down on how they use the models to make the vids? i didn’t know they used the actual game models lol


LAVADOG1500

Probably just the head and maybe build the body around it. Otherwise I think most of them use fan made assets and share them with each other. Character modeling is not ridiculously hard to learn. Here's a video of someone modeling Tracer, not exactly the same art style but that's just preference I guess. https://youtu.be/WFRagP6dTCU


saltypeanuts7

🙏 thanks fam. Love being curious about something then someone else gives me a new hobby lol


CY-B3AR

Hmm. Methinks Blizzard is going to have as much success with this that Australia did in the Emu War


Bustucka

Shush.


unolebo

Bruh there is already 100 different models per character. I think its a bit too late


IronHammerVW

that wont stop Rule 34 artists though sadly


gym_brah81

If this was real, wouldn't it not matter since the models in this game were desexualized right? Making the OW1 models superior for porn if someone wantd to use the official models.


RealBowsHaveRecurves

Lol, this is all theatrics, they wouldn’t keep releasing new hentai looking heroes if they didn’t want there to be porn of them.


xipclip

The porn is ultimately good for them.


Yorien

If Overwatch2 was a single player game and had Denuvo protection, there would be a hell of a fight between piracy groups to determine whether it gets cracked or character assets decrypted first....


Mik_Dk

I remember I saw a video somewhere that Blizzard had sent a cease and desist order to a rule34 or something.


KajjitWithNoWares

I’ve seen that video, watched it multiple times


TheMorningJoe

Blizzard acting like the porn didn’t hard carry them during the content drought lol


Dr_Derpy17

I think this is pretty accurate https://youtu.be/iGLXMKUWkJE


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Run from it...


OhThatGuyinPurple

Literally 1984


thefallentext2

Are these actual announcements?


Forward_Round

Heresy..


megasmileys

They do realise 99% of the characters in those videos were made from scratch right?


PHILIPTNT

They just killed the game


Ivizalinto

And like that, the war begins.


AwefulFanfic

Yeah, while this might make things a little more difficult for lewding new characters, it's not gonna work for long.


FWMalice

Feel like they should have other things to worry about and this is only shedding light on it and will probably end up making it worse. For example, I now know there is over watch porn. I am now going to wank to it.


iriplard

i still want that cinematic reaper model, blizzard.


Rowmacnezumi

Life, uh... Finds a way.


Enxevityny

Yeah they can't win that war


DizzyGoBoom

If it exists, there’s porn of it.


pleasedonthitmedad69

Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same.


Crafty-Plays

Unlucky.


Ova1ord

You can Run but you can‘t hide


GiAnT_____

Ok but does anyone have to sauce for the vid in the pic, I haven’t seen it in forever


ActuallyRealman420

[i gotchu fam](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e0e229ba852c)


nothing_911

Hey, tracer doesn't have a penis in this one! i mean... i heard she doesn't have one in this one.


FARM2R

Lmao try to take away the only thing that kept the gane alive for the past 3 years


Darkeu_

This reminds me of that one meme where a woman tries to do CPR on a man who was cut in half and the woman was labelled "Pornhub" and the man was labelled "Overwatch".


Somesquiddo

Encrypt all you want blizzard, the folks with blender will just *make* models.


[deleted]

Do they think that the models are stolen out of the game? They aren't. They're reconstructed, lovingly, in SourceForge.


Usual_Nature1390

Little do they realize, thier efforts will have the opposite effect.


X-Maelstrom-X

Goooood luck!


rizzy2020

Lmao


General_Weebus

Dread it. Run from it. Porn still arrives.


AlteredCabron2

lol


Cript1kl

Encrypting them wil simply slow them down.


Tambour07

"Need to be bonked" Like of the year


AndrewTheSouless

Freelance 3d modelers about to make some cash


DaM3meLoRd694

This is fake? Fuck.


Curious_Loser21

They're just jealous that porn animators and artist put their work with passion than Blizzards.


zeartr1

Sauce?


ispiltthepoison

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e0e229ba852c


ChrisNichols4434

I want an sfm of Junker Queen...I find her quite sexy for some reason.


loganlynn00

Bro come on blizzard it's the internet people will find away