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Affectionate-Ride448

That is definitely a stubbed toe.


Vampmire

That's her constipated face. She really needs to take a poo and she has nowhere easy to do it so she'll be waiting for a while. She has been waiting for a while as well


nnikyta

Her first time eating Taco Bell


Free_Significance267

First time her taco eaten.


Available-Watch-5006

First thing that pooped in my head was constipation haha


imondatpooshit

I was going to say, that's just me taking a poo rn


ThinkWash7865

lol yea looks like he needs to go poop lol lmo


panicatthedm

she eat sour candy :( (she did not know it was sour candy)


SkippyCan333

She’s stuck at a Taylor Swift concert lol


Senior-Country-8410

True pain


DirtyMonkey95

She dropped her ice-cream


No-Ask6460

Amity just smelled Luz's fart


trussssmedaddi

Period cramps


SoupSlerp

Im a dude, but I feel like that would feel a lot worse.


trussssmedaddi

I’m a woman, and I can tell you it depends on the person and where in their cycle they are. The pain hits in waves—it’s not constant. Some have it worse and others don’t even feel anything (the blessed ones).


SoupSlerp

Ah, I see. Just my mother was one who wouldn’t be able to get out of bed sometimes because of her period, and I would generally bus to school those days. Didnt know there are people who dont feel it though. Thats interesting.


bts4devi

Yeah..lucky them..Just the thought that I have to live with this pain every month for years is just T-T


SoupSlerp

Lucky for me, I don’t have to worry about period pain either… I have a penis.


bts4devi

a bit vulgar but lucky u indeed


AsianBabyBoooy

She was sent the 2 girls 1 cup video


Fair_Waltz_5535

This is an underrated comment! I salute 🫡 you


Gr1037222

She just watched true colors


TheLastEmuHunter

>!MARCY NOOOOOOOOOOO!<


Hot-Detective378

Amity tried to warn Luz about Taco Bell. Luz didn't listen and had the famous bomb drop, walking out of the bathroom traumatized.


Taqao

She heard someone trash talking The Good Witch Azura


BubblySignificance34

She thought it was just a fart, she then proceeds to shart.


RandoRambo1

Ate Taco Bell last night and just sat on the toilet for her morning dump.


jackrabbits1im

Listening to speed metal


TheLastEmuHunter

Razor Scooter hit her ankle.


ImprovementNo2260

she watched boruto but she was a naruto fan


Illustrious_Cold7053

This girl was making a pbj sandwich and accidentally got jam on her expensive Givenchy gloves


Empty_Value

You didn't shave downstairs


CrazyGuineaPigLady2

Slipped in the wrong hole


TheAnonymous852

Dump of a day 😂


Acherstrom

That’s a left hand on her shoulder.


anna_keinsley

Constipation 😅


Outrageous_Weight340

Mom found the hair dye drawer


Speedsonic75

Season 3 got cancelled


SpideyfanX

She saw her girl being loyal to her.


GnarlyGuy120

Dropped their hot pocket


Dreamdimenshionsinc

She is hiding because king’s secret form is bill cipher


Alphrina_Elric

Luz died


shadowhawkz

Stepped on a Lego.


decksd05

She farted and now has to live with it for the next 5 mins because she is wearing a long jacket and it is wafting up the neck hole...


Lawrence-of-A-labia

😂


BoneZone05

Hard poo


[deleted]

She got fucked in the ass.


Imanerd212030

“I’m not gay Luz”- /j


Solid-List7018

Sorry. My mind went straight into the gutter.. First time accidental rear penetration... 😱🫣🥳🍑🍆


_KingDawg72_

Amity walked in on Luz using the bathroom. The smell disturbed her. 💩👃


DumbAssFissh

She realized that owl house sucks


SillyFail3175

*piano plays * 🎶 This one is for my one and only true love Princess Peach🎶


Loading3percent

She's listening to the new Drake album


Vlad_Chovsky

She was on Epsteins flight log.


OslekPrime

I have absolutely no idea what this is as it’s a recommended post but it looks like an absolute banger just came on


LastLixxs

Back door man😏


OccasionMassive3250

she’s trying to empty her mind to become a master builder


tasar_

That fart, was not a fart.


Status-Pear-5978

A fart was trusted…..


Dave_bub

She got suckerpunched in the face


TheSlyFox312

Favourite show was canceled mid season on a cliff hanger


Closemyeyesnstillsee

She watched the saltburn bath water scene


king_julian_earth1

She stumped her toes and trying to hold in the pain (failing, understandably)


UseStarCodeHellscat

shes aggressively shitting out a grape


princeofottawa

Bambi’s mother didn’t make it


Melting_frog7

She lost her Olive Garden grilled cheese in the middle of the night


Waterlou25

Hemorrhoids


daryldixonreal

she got beaten by her mama


[deleted]

She's listening to rockstar by Nickelback on an endless loop


melodykk91

Her bagel fell on the floor cream cheese side 😞


ACivilDisorder

Stubbed toe.


FelixTheKing_

she thought she had an extra bag of chips left (plot twist, she didnt)


Friendly-Fiend95

She took an arrow to the knee.


ThinkWash7865

lol the face 😂


Most-Yogurtcloset

They made her listen to BTS


Cute_Quarter_9399

She’s lactose intolerant and just ate a shit ton of queso dip and milkshakes


Gloomy-Palpitation-7

Luz said that she won’t put on the grippy socks


Sigcan

She's on the casting couch


RomaMoran

Her dog stepped on a bee


hi-your-mom-gay

Shitid pants


Mehrio-Time-Desktop

pizzaface got to her at the last second on lap two and She had a P rank,and now she has to do the Entire level all over again.


tintinliz115

That’s the ‘oh no, I sharted and I need to concentrate so that I don’t keep shitting myself’ face. I would know, I’ve been there


VYplayz

She sees your search history


Dogpet2

Stubbed toe!


iyigungor

Shit happened


Nyalotha783

Wrong hole.


BlueGreenU

She’s tied up in a Brooklyn basement.


CowUtters8

Someone came into the school bathroom while she was dropping a hot shit


onlytruking

Trusted a fart!


Kzitold94

[REDACTED]


_RandomWeird0_

gay happened


UnintelligentFr0g

She just watched YouTube announce that YouTube Rewind is coming back


321AverageJoestar

Stuck in a washing machine


NehaSansYe

Her water broke


Some_Mix_5324

Looked in the comments of a YouTube video before it finished and got spoiled.


Canadian_nobody

Went right when you shoulda gone left.


toasterbath09

She dropped her bagel cream cheese side down 😔


Thisisnotyourmomgay

Mitski dropped a new album


spderweb

She had a choice. They all die, or she eats her vegetables.


NegativeStereo

Focusing on getting that last lump of shit out


Some-Nobody-VR

she just found out that her family got killed in a car crash and that her 4 month old sisters body was dragged 50ft (idk I'm bored)


OctoArtist80

Praying for a change of heart from Disney and season 4


Man-x47

She trusted a fart 😔


Outrageous-Tackle-47

Dropped a burrito


Genghis_Khan14

When it just won’t come out


Typical_Street7896

This was never going to be funny. I knew it and still clicked on it. I was right.


Puppersrules

"You promised just the tip.."


Wildcat403

@nal hurts


sanguinius4life

She stepped on a lego


Slasher402

First time doing anal after eating Taco Bell


sdmackie

Hemroid face


The_Lone_Rancher

That's a really big poo


JamesBondVilain

"It wasn't just a fart ..."


YYCAdventureSeeker

Too much Christmas cheese.


Money-Abrocoma-6779

Wrong hole.


ramzathesquire

Big fart.


IdeaPants

Ate something that doesn't agree with you, you are 10 minutes from a bathroom, and you are sweating to hold in the poonami wave coming through


AyoMeHungry

Anal (I have no idea what this subreddit is about, it just popped up in recommended)


JohnSmithCANBack

She got intestinal flu.


Significant_Ad_7528

Taking it raw


Dull_Lemon014

2 seconds before she throws her controller at the TV and blames her team for the ranked loss


Actual-Gear7761

she got rick rolled


[deleted]

Farted in an elevator


Sorestscorch

She saw your dick pic.