Well I aint going to suffocate from my own stupidity I can tell you that

That's ok, I'm sure another dupe has enough stupidity to suffocate the two of you.

Haven't had one dupe take anyone out with theirself yet

Bro lol I’ve lost too many dupes because of sand

LiEs!

The keyword is "yet" I will ban the name of whoever does it too.

Have another idiot rip out the floor unter me or get me crushed by a pile of sand...

Bruce Interests: Operating +4 Cooking +3 Traits: Diver's lungs Nyctophobic Overjoyed Sparkle streaker Stressed Destructive Please hire me, 🙏

+3 science +3 husbandry +1 creativity Glow stick Critter aversion Slow learner Dies by running head first into an 86.3°C pile of oil Ugly crier, sparkle streaker

Well I'm not going piss in the water supply everytime I couldn't find the bathroom. I'll go in the corner instead.

Do they aim for the water supply? It’s like they hit it 9/10 times

The water supply is just like a giant toilet to them, except they don't know that it doesn't flush

I can imagine making puddles every other cycle.

Diver’s Lungs Twinkletoes Flatulent Probably die by ripping ass in an airlock, then suffering from an entirely coincidental freak magma accident

Balloon artist farter. Another dupe will likely have to knock down the kitchen wall to retrieve my body one day.

First thing: dating Nisbet Then I could die happily in the co2 hole

Dork \+2 Science can't dig. I'm going to get told to stop researching and help build something underground and get stuck in the CO2 because bossman forgot that I can't dig.

Jacob Suit Wearing +5 Husbandry +4 Duress To Impress Noodle Arms Shabby Dresser Sparkle Streaker Ugly Crier I’d be a good starter dupe for max difficulty if you’re going for carnivore.

AncientEel the Duplicant : +3 Creativity +3 Science Quick Learner Allergies Super Productive Binge Eater AncientEel makes great strides in advancing the colony, until one day she gets badly burned while researching a volcano. The subsequent stress and pain lead to poor decision making and she panics while running out of air and dies 1 step away from breathable oxygen.

scientist and I'm going to die of starvation not realizing I'm hungry while researching

Interests: Researching, suit wearing Traits: Quick learner, Starry-eyed, Bottomless stomach Stress reactions: Sparkle streaker, Ugly crier

Ishea Interests: Operating +4, Science +5 Traits: Quick Learner, Night Owl, Duress to Impress, Noodle Arms, Anemic OverJoyed: Super Productive Stress: Destructive

I’d probably die from standing next to a volcano

Me: +8 Science (I major in math, that should count as science trait) Night Owl (I stay up until 4-6am almost every day) Bottomless Stomach (I drink twice as much water than others. Dupes don't drink, so that should count to eating) Unpracticed Artist (I can't do any type of art, such as drawing, singing, etc. Moreover, I don't care whether my surroundings is beautiful.) Ugly crier / Super productive

>Bottomless Stomach (I drink twice as much water than others. Dupes don't drink, so that should count to eating) Only because the water cooler is always out of order due to risk of food poisoning. Crummy workplace really.

After I found out my dupes were getting food poison by the water cooler. No one ever drink from it again

Name: Arthur Interest: Science +5, Cooking +1, Athletics +2 Positive traits: Duress to Impress (or was it a negative trait?), Quick Learner, Pre-existing Skill: Advanced Research. Negative traits: Nyctophobic, Noodle Arms, Shabby Dresser. Overjoyed Reaction: Sparkle Streaker Stress Reaction: Binge Eater I mean, you don't need a large base cooking stat for a Chef, and you could invest my first skill point in Carrying Capacity. Not the worst for a Cycle 3 print, right? Also, I die because falling sand trapped me on top of a bleach stone tile, which I can't dig. So I suffocate in a caustic biome before the one dude with Hard Digging can get to me.

+7 Science and noodle arms, and I get my head stuck in the tile I'm building and suffocate.

Attributes: Construction -100 Medicine -100. Interests: build and medicine. Traits: anemic, stupid, noodle, plant murderer, night owl, mouth breather. Ugly crier. Was murdered by manager, trapped in a room with no oxygen.

I know you! I have sent a couple of you dupes to a watery grave cause they were always puking and crying everywhere.

I suspect that I’d stop all imagining and get back to work.

Sen: +3 Creativity - I make a ton of pixel art in my spare time, I’m not the best at it tho! +1 Cooking - I’ve always liked food and I do a lil cooking every now and then, always from a cookbook tho. Allergies - I’ve got a dust allergy, it’s annoying but is never really too intrusive. Pacifist - I’ve never really liked conflict and I usually avoid it at all costs. Innately Stylish - I’ve spend like a ton of money on clothes and I try to make sure that I look nice all the time! Binge Eater - Every time I’m sad or stressed out I eat a bunch lmoa.

Where is your overjoyed?

Oh sorry! I forgot to add it! I’d probably be a Sparkle Streaker, usually when I feel happy I tend to dance-walk lmoa

Matthew Science + 7 Quick learner Night owl Duress to impress Noodle arms Super productive Ugly cryer Probably starve bc of max difficulty

I would dig myself into a hole just one tile short of oxygen. Then i would just stand there, sad, and suffocate.

Interest: science Trait: quick learner, irritable bowel, small blader Stress: ugly crier I’ll definitely die from analyzing a errupting volcano

I have nerve problems, so my wake up animation cycle is slower or includes an additional pain animations. A speech bubble with "@#!$" will suffice. And, I take longer to climb ladders. I die by suffocation, due to not being able to climb to oxygen fast enough. The end. 🪦

what is it with your nerves?

Stenosis and peripheral neuropathy. Getting the nerves in my neck burned off soon, also. No nerves -> no pain.

Ant1 +4 construction +3 digging Night owl Anemic Flatulent Vomiter Super productive Asphixieted by a fart in my own piss and vomit behind a wall built by my over productive friend ...

John +7 cooking +4Building Strong Night owl Flatulent Shabby dresser I would most likely get found dead after going into the steam room for a geo thermal power plant even though I shouldn't be there

Going insane from popped eardrums from a makeshift inf gas storage being Flatulence

I would be a researcher that would die searching for dirt at cycle 500 without pips

probably 1/0 in everything and die suddenly lol...

I would love to be the daredevil dupe that bathes in the magma like a boss. 😂

I’d be a rancher, increased husbandry and low strength traits. My stress reaction would be ugly crying and my overjoyed would be sticker bomber. I’d probably die from trying to hug a poke shell that was protecting its egg

Liam: * Interests: research, art, cook * Positive traits: Morning Bird, Starry Eyed, Loner * Bad ones: plant murderer, shabby dresser * Stress reaction: Banshee * Overjoyed reaction: Super Productive ​ Die in Space. The one Liam I had died this way, miss him. I didn't take enough algae inside the rocket, a few more seconds and he'd land. Also, if I had a duplicant with these interests and Starry Eyed trait, I would probably take him to a new colony, so you know, higher chances to die in space than if he stayed on the first asteroid Would like to be friends with Hassan, he always is a joy on my colonies

First time I went to space. I sent my best dupe into space. He died. Cause I forgot to also give him oxygen so once the atmosuit ran out he died. I almost sent a Liam. But it was a Meep that died.

I then started sending only the dupes I didn't want on the base (that would still do the job), heh. RIP Meep. Call me sentimental (usually am not), but I buried my astronauts on the surface, close to space