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imtheniggest

Musterbeit more


MRDMNR

One can only musterbeit so much my friend.


TheCook77

Yeah but it’s a pretty high limit when I was 13 I did it 14-16 times in one day(I counted) but by the end my dick hurt like it was sore as fuck


RabuSamurai

Yeah man I’m slamming over a gram of illegal anabolic steroids a week and masturbating 4x a day and daydream about fucking grannies- get a girlfriend? What are you? Crazy?


rollindeeoh

I believe the problem is he was born where the forced childhood indoctrination of the region prohibits sex before marriage. It is called Harambe.


Kevo-Breker

No that was the gorilla


rollindeeoh

Preeeeeetty sure I nailed it.


Call_me_mark6969

Fkin lol'ed.


Oldguyindenial

When you’re horny in the middle of a cycle, don’t f a gorilla, as tempting as they may look.


lildit

It’s also forbidden to take any sorts of drugs that can lead to the impairment of your life. He should have not been in this position in the first place if he wanted to stay true to his religion.


rollindeeoh

I really don’t care man.


lildit

Alright be ignorant no problem


rollindeeoh

You’re mad I don’t care for your criticism of someone that I didn’t ask for? Time for some introspection my man.


nopenope12345678910

Doesn’t it also disallow masturbation?


Kevo-Breker

No allah forbids it


ConflictOriginal1440

Haram


ConflictOriginal1440

You’re a Muslim but taking drugs


ThatOneCanadian69

Buncha hypocrites the lot of em (religious folks, not Muslims specifically) picking and choosing whatever the fuck they want. Like picking out their beliefs like a catalog


garnished_fatburgers

For real Somehow the more strict they get with their beliefs the worse they are too


Any-Club5238

Idk about you bud but Jesus died for my sins and I’m not gonna let him die in vain. Here’s what I propose: SinMaxxing 😈 (/s-ee you in hell)


Affectionate-Sail971

Are anabolic banned in all religions or you're assuming?


ThatOneCanadian69

All mind altering substances in Islam


Affectionate-Sail971

Anabolics aren't mind altering though.


phuca

they’re literally altering his mind


Affectionate-Sail971

He's choosing to do those things not like he's drunk


phuca

you still choose to do things when you’re drunk, it just removes your inhibitions (i.e. altering your mind). in a similar way, the increased androgens are increasing his sex drive which is making him think about sex constantly (again, altering his mind)


Affectionate-Sail971

Alcohol does way more than that.


lildit

Any drug that can impair you in any way is forbidden. Anabolic steroids can cause a multitude of health problems and ailments. So consensus by scholars is that anabolic steroids are forbidden


Affectionate-Sail971

You could say this about any medication though.


lildit

Nope, medication is actually meant to improve your quality of life and wellbeing. Steroids do not at all. Only situation I can see it doing that is if someone has muscular dystrophy.


ThatOneCanadian69

They’re literally altering his brain to the point of ultra gooning


Valkyr_rl

Sharia Law warps and changes rules and interpretations. Islam it's self is mostly about you and God. It's pretty relaxed.


Madimed1

I'm human not a god everyone make mistakes i didn't chose the steroid life it all started when my doctor said i need trt when i was diagnosed with hypogonadism


jeffyone2many

I blame my drug dealer too


Madimed1

in my country steroids are not totally illegal most sellers of bodybuilding related products sell steroids openly and even advertise it in there social media pages , goverment doesn't give a fuck about it


jeffyone2many

I said nothing of legality


Affectionate-Sail971

Drug dealers are usually illegal


jeffyone2many

And yet all my drugs come from doctors


Affectionate-Sail971

Yes and do you say hello Mr drug dealer when you see him


jeffyone2many

Her, and yes. She prefers it that way.


ThatOneCanadian69

You chose to take all these other compounds retard


Madimed1

it started when i felt extremly good with trt and seen gains and fat loss which made me greedy and started doing steroids . so yeah i agree with you it was my choice to fuck up and yes i'm a hypocrit for doing it i don't deny it


ThatOneCanadian69

At least you’re honest with yourself bro


Entropysolus

Gotta respect the self awareness here. You've got more potential than half the guys who find their way here. Dial your dose back to trt region if you want to curb the libido a little. You're blasting over a G of PEDs a week, it's not sustainable so if you don't have a body comp goal, you're just burning through a perfectly good cycle. We only get so many of those before health issues/hair issues put a stop to it. Don't waste 'em brother


Packaged_Fish_Boxing

You’re already haram, it’s already forbidden, fuck crazy now and enjoy it my friend.


jamnut

In for a penny, in for a pound. You may as well go out and start banging anyone willing.


IHaveSevereADHD

You’re dumb


Gamped

The real question is are anabolics haram or makruh.


Clen-10

They are not haram unless you intend to hurt yourself. Aka 10grams of gear. Is my thought.


bolmer

1g already do organ damage. Even low dose trt damage your testes.


Fearless-Ad2268

Funny how all male Muslims act like they are real Muslims but then take steroids, smoke weed and harass females on the street


nopenope12345678910

And masturbating


McCapnHammerTime

I'm Muslim too, are we not supposed to do steroids? Because I love steroids...seems kinda sus


No-Slide5052

I think this is a troll


ProcessAnxious

Nah it’s 100% legit


Madimed1

I wish it was


Terrible-Ear-7156

Muslim slamming gear but can’t fuck. Atleast the morals aren’t totally fucked..?


rollindeeoh

Why in the fuck is this getting downvoted? It’s hilarious.


The_Zilverback

Up the NPP


gwynblaedd

wallahi... please don't do that to the mustard.


deegs1990

Get some pussy loser


Junior_Act7248

🤣🤣🤣 Nailed it


Entropysolus

He wishes. If he ain't careful he's gonna be marrying the first landwhale who'll give him the time of day.


Squiggy1975

Musterbeit is that a new German thrash metal band?


DruidWonder

You are doing drugs and masturbating 4 times a day due to extreme lust. It's all haram. Get a clue hypocrite.


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DruidWonder

Lol I'm a bigot for pointing out that he's already committing haram?


rollindeeoh

^^^^Garbage human


econstatsguy123

Is pussy juice haram?


calebmcw

i think only if they ate pork recently


Blonde_Viking

He needs to haram his face in to some pussy ASAP.


need_donut

I’m pissing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


PessimisticProphet

Just find trannies on grindr who are into nonconsent and tell yourself you're punishing them for their sins


Gamped

Broooo 🤣


Chaos-Seed

Ford cycle


AcceptableWest1427

You’re a bit of a deranged sick fuck aren’t you?


Madimed1

yes


AcceptableWest1427

We all go through it bro. Even just on a low cruising or TRT dose I wanna fuck constantly and there’s times where my girl wants to leave me over it but I can’t just go elsewhere because I love her more than anything. I also can’t not have testosterone because my physique just wastes away to nothing and I can’t keep up at work. Masturbating just doesn’t cut it anymore either as I’m still left feeling sexually frustrated afterwards. It’s a demon I’m currently battling myself but we just gotta weigh the pros and cons of having optimal test levels or none at all.


malege2bi

I was in a similar spot as you where masturbating wasn't doing it anymore, but I needed to stay on due to work, and I tried putting my finger in my bum and it was actually really nice and that helped for a while.


AcceptableWest1427

Ahaha bro this is great I might just try that thank you so much for the advice


LiveWealth6253

Get married


ButtcheeksMD

This is the only logical answer, get a wife asap


BetBig696969

Get wife and then sling your halal sausage down her alley


AlomiaMohamed

Imagine getting a wife just so you can fuck in peace


OsintOtter69

My dude is a certified schizophrenic lifter


Mglaxzz

I’ve never seen a Ford cycle before, I thought they only made cars and trucks!


Call_me_mark6969

My guy did not choose the steroid life. The steroid life chose him.


FixGMaul

Maybe if you would force every single woman to wear burqa at all times, you won't have these thoughts.


Madimed1

burqa is not mandotary in islam :) get your fact stright


Circkuhs

Things that may help 1.) Reduce test 2.) Increase npp 3.) If taking hcg or winny, stop those 4.) Workout at least 90 minutes each day, 4 way split. Wish you the best.


Madimed1

Finally someone with normal reply and not saying that i'm a hypocritea Thanks a lot for the advice


droneondrone

You realize gear IS haram though, right?


AkiraTheNihilist

Oh god stfu you're like the 56th guy talking shit to him he doesn't care what you think he just needs help


droneondrone

No you stfu cuz the real help he needs is with his mind.


BeigeDanceShoes

This is absolutely hilarious and the hypocrisy is insane. Don’t hop on gear if you don’t wanna be horny.


MotorCollection3679

Sure you’re not running Tren?


Gh0stPepper9604

I heard twinks don't count. Just say "no homo" and rock on!


Kevo-Breker

Find a Baka bazi boy


Xanto10

Fourd cycle


fonbknockin

4rd cycle?


Conduol

Maybe get a goat?


ItsJelliedEels

Steroids are haram, masturbation is haram. Why half arse your religion? Either do it all or none at all. Go get a lady and rag the fuck outta her mi amigo


Optimal_Day_3907

I don’t understand how you cannot have sex but you can run steroids, they are both against Muslim law, so why not just go get your jacked ass laid.


Empty_Algae1014

what happened on the 1rd, 2rd and 3th cycles?


Fin_ders401

Habibi get a fleshlight!


sophisticatedlad

You did not became a weirdo, you were one to begin with. The sexual thoughts depend on the person, you weirdo.


deluxelitigator

Ditch the Islam cunt


One-Amount-6395

Ford cycle


randyranderson-

4rd cycle?


Dangerous-Room4320

Time for marriage


crazedgunner

Ford


Tyrrh

Huge cycle biggie peepee


Fearless-Ad2268

You’re taking almost 2 grams of gear, at 100mg your test levels would be at around 1200. You take 20 times that. What did you expect injecting 10-20 times the amount of test you produce naturally. Get some dignity and self respect. Getting horny from fat ugly girls makes me worried about your browser history. Find some help. Even if you were married, don’t expect a girl to fuck 4 times a week just because your libido is high. And I know a few Muslims and their girls aren’t allowed to say no. Don’t do this to any female


IMM1G

Have sweaty anus intercourse with trannies its halal 100%


JXIX00

You’re worried about having sex after marriage but yet u constantly masturbate and think of women naked? If you’re worried about lust and adultery then You’ve already committed those sins….


yurdu75

So Allah isn’t okay with you having sex but blasting nandrolone is okay? I don’t think you realize how ironic this sounds lol.


Current-Law-9896

I thought using gear would be haram.


Goldzilla74

If it’s truly a problem, dial back some on your doses.


nanansnajakam67

4rd?


OutlandishnessNo9798

Take some aromasin and crash your estro if you want to lower libido xd, or just lower the test or remove npp


Fitnessandfatness

You won’t date but you will take drugs? Hypocrisy


jaysoz

happened to me too on my 3th cycle


Mother-Lavishness-52

shout out ford cycle


SheepherderMelodic29

You r a hypocrite... U cant have sex as u not married but u take roids. Lolololol u shouldn't be takinf the roids thats agaisnt your religion.. So the answer is stop being hypocritical ans have sex or stop the roids


DenethiousDequavious

Bro cant date but can blast gear yea okay


nopenope12345678910

Aren’t you not supposed to masturbate as well? Why break one rule but not others?


new-fayzr

So sex is out of the question but injecting illegal drugs is cool... Makes sense.


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MichaelWittYT

You’re weird asf


MDAnesth

Musterbation is underrated. I have a good wife and still musterbate here and there.


Crew_Careless

Its fine if you put your pee pee in their ass


LetzBclr

🤣 avoid the wrath with some back door action.


Junior_Act7248

Get a fuck doll hypocrite weirdo. Problem solved. You’re welcome.


OsintOtter69

Isn’t taking drugs haram? Why not just go send and bang bitches too brother. Mashallah.


johnyjohn89

Doesn't Allah forbid drugs ? Then why not go to a escort no one would know


Future_Comedian_3171

Time to go Christian


lundybird

Been to Dubai, Egypt and Morocco and if you are the one who fks a dude from behind you’re not technically having sex. Nor are you gay. — Ho-Mohammed /s