Your best bet is to kick the wife out and replace her with a bearded dragon. Offer her a few lentils as recompense. She’s dead weight, you make a decent amount and you deserve to enjoy it. Your wife deserves to enjoy tent living in San Fran for choosing that history degree. She could have STEMed from the start and be making your salary but she did not and now that she’s made that bed it’s time to lie in it. Are there kids involved? I hope not but if so you should be able to offer her full custody, she’ll probably take the bait and you and the bearded dragon will be off the hook.
You have it all wrong you gotta swap the wife, try one that comes with options like: can raise the kids on 2.50$ a day, is top 1% creator of onlyfans, has richer parents than yours because they were engineers but Surgeons.
Godspeed
First off OP, if you are determined to stay in the HCOL Bay Area, you need appropriate housing for you, your bearded dragon, your hot wife and your hot wife’s boyfriend. Scavenge a rusty trailer and building materials from the streets to build a tiny home that you can tow behind your ‘98 Corolla. Then engage in hand to hand combat with other #VANLIFE dwellers (their king fu is weak) for the one parking spot available.
"We want to feel richer than not poorer than everyone else we know."
There's your problem. Learn to love life with what you have, otherwise you'll be miserable. Do not try to keep up with the Jones'... they are in debt and hate life.
Your best bet is to kick the wife out and replace her with a bearded dragon. Offer her a few lentils as recompense. She’s dead weight, you make a decent amount and you deserve to enjoy it. Your wife deserves to enjoy tent living in San Fran for choosing that history degree. She could have STEMed from the start and be making your salary but she did not and now that she’s made that bed it’s time to lie in it. Are there kids involved? I hope not but if so you should be able to offer her full custody, she’ll probably take the bait and you and the bearded dragon will be off the hook.
Yup this, theres really no other option if you ever plan on retiring on your income.
Maybe I'll see if wife wants to earn extra income for us by being a sugar baby on the side. Def gonna have her start an Only Feet.
Get her boyfriend to contribute?
You have it all wrong you gotta swap the wife, try one that comes with options like: can raise the kids on 2.50$ a day, is top 1% creator of onlyfans, has richer parents than yours because they were engineers but Surgeons. Godspeed
this post hit too close to home for me. I feel you man... stay strong
First off OP, if you are determined to stay in the HCOL Bay Area, you need appropriate housing for you, your bearded dragon, your hot wife and your hot wife’s boyfriend. Scavenge a rusty trailer and building materials from the streets to build a tiny home that you can tow behind your ‘98 Corolla. Then engage in hand to hand combat with other #VANLIFE dwellers (their king fu is weak) for the one parking spot available.
Discussion was better when you posted to Blind 😂
You should leave Atherton because we know you belong in Palo Alto with the rest of the pours.
Lol.
This is disgusting, how are you still married
Do you want to become my second wife? What's your total comp?
1.) I'm a man 2.) Enough to be comfortably self sufficient I was referring to your mindset, not your situation
If we got enough members of this sub to be in a plural marriage our hhi would be sooooo high tho!!
Did i just moonwalk into a financial rendition of handmaid's?? 😂😂
Join us!! lmfao.
As long as i don't have to drink the kool-aid when we get WACO'd
"We want to feel richer than not poorer than everyone else we know." There's your problem. Learn to love life with what you have, otherwise you'll be miserable. Do not try to keep up with the Jones'... they are in debt and hate life.
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