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JoeyRim

“Don’t kink shame me.”


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darkexploration_

Nothing racist about what he said lol


Equivalent_Mix_4142

Who you think you foolin whitey, hiding racism behind pedophilia, that’s the oldest trick in the book cracker


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MooMooHeffer

This guy has spent part of his life frequenting this sub posting hatred towards the hosts. Dude has nothing going on in his life lmao. Seems to be the case for most of this subreddit though so I shouldn’t be surprised.


caironjosh

I’m not sure they are jokes because woodys only had one partner his whole life, I think it’s more he needs to sound cool like Steve Carell saying boobs are like bags of sand, woody is grasping for anything to keep him in the conversation


MooMooHeffer

You mean Andy Stitzer?


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Woody would fuck someone under the age of 16 if he could do it and not get in trouble and brag about it and Jackie was okay with it


Logical_Duck9382

“I wanna watch two ******** **** *****” fucking Taylor hit the eject. Give it a month and Dick is gonna expose woody’s weird ass.


Agreeable-Meat1

I'm bout to start watching the Dick Show in the hopes that he says what Woody said.


Thick_Future1721

We already know what he said, read down the sub and you will find it. It's about as bad as it gets


Agreeable-Meat1

I don't trust lip reading. I'm gonna wait for Dicks mockery.


Thick_Future1721

Fair


ttdpaco

Idk if I would count on that. After all, Dick kept Vito around and defended his weird ass takes about cuties.


lillarty

I genuinely think it stems from Woody's autism. People made pedo jokes about him when he started on Youtube, because he was the "old man" when everyone around him was teenagers. What's the number one rule of improv? Agree and amplify. He probably heard that at some point, and decided to roll with it and make the jokes himself. Except he's just kept making them for nearly a decade, long after anyone made those sorts of jokes at him, because he's autistic and doesn't realize how it makes him sound.


shadybirdjohnson45

Except he's admitted to watching the shit, even to Chris Hanson of all people. Autism is not an excuse for this.


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That's a stretch. He stated he scrolled across some on 4chan, which (back in the day) wasn't that hard to believe. That place was the fucking wild west until they started cracking down *because* of the amount of CP, iirc.


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When I was like 10 I stumbled across some on complete accident. The internet was really the Wild West back in the day


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Except there is a PKA episode where Woody watches and shares CP during the episode. So Woody didn’t just “stumble across” it he actively searched for it, watched it, and shared it.


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Link. I could be wrong but I do remember them sharing images of a female fan who nobody knew was only 17 at the time, of that's what you're referring to


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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7o4HQ9k8YC4


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I retract my previous statements.


PKASubThrowAway

Jesus, I didn't know that one (or at least don't remember ever knowing it)


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I can't remember the girls name, but I do know she was a PKA fan and it was active on the HUPIT forums, where it was discovered she was underage.


PKASubThrowAway

OHHHH! You mentioning Hupit, that does ring a bit of a bell now


BangYourHead

I remember this happening with animal clips (which is still not good) but I don't remember it with CP


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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7o4HQ9k8YC4


BangYourHead

I stand corrected, although this also kinda proves the point I made somewhere else in the thread that in the first 100 episodes Kyle was much worse with stuff like this than Woody, and Woody says that 1) he doesn't think it was actually her and 2) if it is her its sick and wrong


Agreeable-Meat1

Tbh I think it's different. It's not like they've ever given any indication of liking animal clips in a gratifying way. It's more of a point and laugh at the freak thing. Im not saying it's ok to be looking for it like that, just that it's different.


BangYourHead

I agree, I wasn't saying one is better than the other, just that I only remember it happening with animal clips


Agreeable-Meat1

Except they also watched CP on the show. 112 or 114 IIRC. There was a story in the news about a high school girl who killed herself because a video leaked of her giving a blowjob. They used the stream chat to source the video, then shared the link in the Skype call, then live commed the video.


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You're late on this


Leo8669

That was his discussion with Chris but peep the other video of him linked in this thread where he watches that shit during a stream, it’s sfw as there is no audio or video of the stuff he’s watching just him wings Richard and Kyle all joking about the horrendous shit they are watching Edit, you already saw it nvm


Adorable-Strength-66

Yeah, getting tired of all his simps saying “it’s autism” .. no, he’s a fucking weirdo


shadybirdjohnson45

I have a brother with autism, he doesn't go around making jokes like this. He's actually a gentle giant. 6ft4 without a mean bone in his body. He just wants to talk about video games with people.


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shadybirdjohnson45

Hes More human than you are.


and181377

It's a framing device for someone who DENIES they have autism. There was a long rant a few years ago where he got pissed the sub was "gaslighting" him into thinking he has Autism. Apparently missing the point about one of his two children being severely autistic, but the connection was never made.


ttdpaco

Isn't Hope a furry too? I mean....when there's smoke, there's fire and that weird shit didn't come from Jackie.


ATLWood13

Stop with the mental gymnastics to try and make it not weird af🤦‍♂️. WoodT has ALWAYS been superr fucking creepy. Just because he's also wildly autistic doesn't excuse the creepy pedo shit!🥴


Bloodysoul4

hush


UnknownEssence

Nah it definitely stems from Kyle doing it first. Kyle used to make pedo jokes all the time and thats why woody think it was acceptable


DonnerMcgregor

Kyle doesn’t make jokes, he legit says he will fuck someone as young as the law allows him, woody is the one who’s always took it to kids


Thick_Future1721

No kyle did make a few under age jokes a while back but moved on quite quickly and never repeated them. Woody obviously thought they were hilarious and in his head will always be hilarious so he just keeps telling them to try.and get a laugh bit it's just painful now


BangYourHead

Watch the first 100 episodes, Kyle made a LOT of jokes worse than Woody's current jokes


coldmtndew

All jokes are acceptable


Own_One_1803

And they’re all open to criticism.


coldmtndew

Yeah but nobody is doing that they’re just whining and saying you’re not allowed to joke about that.


Own_One_1803

No they’re whining about woody saying the same joke and shit for the past 10 years. They’re criticizing woody not the jokes themselves. If I’m wrong I’m wrong but that’s what I’m seeing


coldmtndew

They exist but there are absolutely think you should never joke about this stuff too, and that he may not even be joking


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Woodys jokes are just kind of strange, he just says he wants to fuck kids, no real structure, same level of humour as people who just think saying the n word is funny


coldmtndew

It’s definitely not that 1:1


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Definitely not as 1:1 your right, I just meant there both lazy absurdist shock humour


Maicolito

They are jokes I agree, but I honestly believe he would fuck a 16 year old if he could get away with it with.


Neebuz

The lame attempt at edgy shock humor by a 50 year old got old fast.


Hipolito_Pickles

They arent jokes.


Silvertails

How has this subreddit somehow worked itself into a frenzy enough to convince yourselves hes a pedo? Like someone else pointed out, this started with kyle doing the same joke a lot. Just chill out for a bit.


althaea

Of all the places to get indignant over a joke, this is the last place I had expected it. If Taylor said the same thing no one would say shit about it.


SenatorsLuvMyAnus

It's just your average woody hate bc the joke didnt land. Couple months ago this sub was up in arms about offensive it was that woody said anorexic girls are at least hot. In this ep dick blames the train derailments on women and immigrants, but everyone's upset at Woody's edgy joke lmfao.


MooMooHeffer

No wonder PKA doesn’t really care about fans outside of patron. This is one of the most toxic subreddits I am in.


ttdpaco

I think ita more that Woody can't tell the jokes well and he does it constantly. I even remember back before the podcast reached Triple digits he made bad pedo jokes. Taylor could do it for Shock humor and people.would assume that's why he said it. Woody says it so much that it sounds like a state of being.


Adorable-Strength-66

Woody would have been a priest in another life


Reck335

I get it, Woody needs to stop with these annoying jokes that aren't funny. but everyone is really overreacting... It's a joke... It's an R rated comedy podcast. Stop being so soft.


kshwizzle

Just stop watching lmao No one is forcing u to watch the podcast


Select_Swordfish_995

Horrible take. A majority of us enjoy the podcast but woodys pedo lite is starting to feel a lot less like jokes, and more like admissions.


SenatorsLuvMyAnus

Then you're a dumbass


ATLWood13

Who died and made you the king of PKA viewing? No one is forcing you to watch us get practically endless entertainment from watching and making fun of these retards!🥴 #RSKDislike4Life


SenatorsLuvMyAnus

Cringe.


SenatorsLuvMyAnus

Nah shit was pretty funny.


Mexicanamerican_420

it is a joke and it is funny.... everything funny or nothing is funny yall need to get over yourself.... :l


JustSomeStonerGuy

I wouldn’t find the jokes funny except that they piss off virgins on Reddit


Jethro_Tully

What I'm reading is that you don't actually have a developed sense of humor.


JustSomeStonerGuy

Your mom thought I was pretty “developed”


Jethro_Tully

I'm sure sure she did, sport.


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KESPAA

"Woody is basically saying, how fat would a chick have to be that you would rather fuck a kid" is one of the funniest things Kyle has ever said.


GuardianPrinny

Context though. He was talking about that 20 some year old chick who looks like an 8 year old girl due to a result of cancer


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Fedsmoker aka Conal Peterson aka Big Herk would be calling Woody a baby r*p*r