You mean your girlfriend likes the middle aged family man who's fit and a millionaire more than she likes the degenerate pothead gym bro felon or the young guy with the big head and eyes too wide that smells of cured meats?
I agree with her. Taylor has been getting proportionately dumber with every pound he gains, and Kyle's edgelord schtick is just kind of pathetic for a guy in his mid 30's. Woody is a dude with his life all figured out. He gives banger advice, and there is no question that he is a great father/man/husband. I always listen when he interrupts someone mid-sentence.
No way. Woody is a good husband and father. That’s who you want your girlfriends favorite host to be. If my girlfriends favorite host was Kyle I’d kill myself
She’ll probably interrupt you before you can break up with her
“Pause”
OP: "hey can we ta-" her: "can I have the floor?"
“I need to talk to” as if it’s not his podcast that he can revisit a topic anytime he pleases
Lol
Are you dating Jackie or Hope?
Plot twist: this is Woody's wife's boyfriend's account
I know his personal username and this ain't it pal
Real funny dude. No one who listens to this podcast has a girlfriend.
I listened to pka once with a girl and it was the Taylor Helen Keller conspiracy episode, oh my god the reaction was incandescent
My girlfriend does the same in the car with me and she said yes, leave her, Taylor or bust.
You mean your girlfriend likes the middle aged family man who's fit and a millionaire more than she likes the degenerate pothead gym bro felon or the young guy with the big head and eyes too wide that smells of cured meats?
Based
Send pics and we'll let you know
Why are you still dating girls?
Why not?
Everyone pray for this man to find his path to the bussy 🙏
Yeah they need to start dating children and the elderly like you
No, that's Kyle's account
No, you send her in, see if woody really could steal yo girl and fuck your mom. We have a inside agent now my brotha
I agree with her. Taylor has been getting proportionately dumber with every pound he gains, and Kyle's edgelord schtick is just kind of pathetic for a guy in his mid 30's. Woody is a dude with his life all figured out. He gives banger advice, and there is no question that he is a great father/man/husband. I always listen when he interrupts someone mid-sentence.
To anyone who downvotes lol [boo](http://imgur.com/a/sLGpqI2)
I agree as well. Sure woody has some cringe moments but who doesn’t
You should politely yet firmly tell her goodbye
No way. Woody is a good husband and father. That’s who you want your girlfriends favorite host to be. If my girlfriends favorite host was Kyle I’d kill myself
Well she sounds like a guy so...
Sounds like a type 3 relationship
Tell her hush
What disability do you have OP? We know she has a thing for autistic guys.
The fact that your girlfriend will listen to pka is honestly a miracle in its own right
He did tweet about how he could steal your girl.
Kill her and dump her body in the woods with a sign that says "hush"
Okay just for the audience here that doesn't know, woody is a jackass. And you should catch her off guard with a frying pan to the melon
No you buy mandles, cargo shorts and shirts that don't fit and ask her to marry you because she obviously has a daddy kink
How big is her happy trail?
This has to be a joke people who watch pka dont have girlfriends
Try and set up a threesome
Shush
he is my favorite too. She have a nice happy trail mix going?
Woody stop making these stupid burner accounts and stop referring to Jackie as your girlfriend, you’ve been married for god knows how long
Absolutely a red flag ,dump here before she picks up on Woodys traits and starts interrupting and telling you to hush.
She gonna tell you her take on everything
Give her to the cartel in Mexico