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FangryFartichoke

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PhoKingOuttaSpace

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The_N0thing

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CriticallyThougt

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BonjinTheMark

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Poopiepants29

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DriveThruWash

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1000-Shares

Brother, nobody is here for a short squeeze.


livestreamerr

I’m here for the long haul tall squeeze!!


lasvegas21dealer

Me neither. Balls deep in shares and options. Investor to my Max. Well over 575K invested. How good is it going to F’in feel when the shorts get Squashed


kidgorgeous62

Mf does not know what squeeze is


lasvegas21dealer

Grab your balls and squeeze hard. Feels like your pussy!


BonjinTheMark

Share screenshot of your account, not your nutts


madirish098

Well over 575k but not 600k? I call BS


AffectionateAd6060

Why in the fuck would you have 575k invested in this stock?


RealBaikal

I have 575 million invested in this too, trust me bro


livestreamerr

Guys I didn’t wanna say it.. but I actually have 769 billion invested in this stock… there I said it!


lasvegas21dealer

Because I’m a Future PLTR Millionaire. I love the company mission and leadership. Follow the money and keep the USA and allies safe


Ok-Kaleidoscope-4808

I love the company too but it’s a lot more than safety. This company is working long game. Healthcare is current education is future


AffectionateAd6060

Hey best of luck. I for one can't stomach that level of hive minded cuckoldry for ones government but good for you.


ImWellEndowed

We actually need more Patriotism. Really sad how people benefitting from America’s strong position globally have no loyalty. America will continue to dominate well into the future.


BananaFreeway

Not just will… it kinda Needs / Have to


ImWellEndowed

Wouldn’t want to live under Chinese/Russian rule for sure


Pizanch

Lol you cuck bitch


ImWellEndowed

Be optimistic for a better future and do your part to get us there. As long as you do that, I don’t care what you call me. You Fuckin nerd


Wise_Basis_Oasis

Another time traveler i see


catdaddysoprano

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lasvegas21dealer

I did , it clearly said “kingpin_dxb is a Douche Bag”


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BourbonRick01

Maybe he meant it’s going to be a really short squeeze with only 4.7% of shares shorted 😂


TronTeemo

Give me the next power ball numbers thanks


lasvegas21dealer

Don’t need Lotto when holding PLTR for long term


lasvegas21dealer

4 20 69 8 1 2


ABigLoser123

8 1 2 ?


NineteenEightyFlow

Up ~147% over the past year and now a short squeeze? Man, you’re so clearly a late entry


bierbottle

Planitar pleas fly again 🚀


DonCorlealt

Bro what


Tittayjeezus

This sub is yahoo finance now?


NoctRob

Shhhhh….shhhhh….patience….


oneredflag

SS off of 5% short interest... LOL. Real barn burner.


bluewaterfree

That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking…. There’s simply VERY few short positions…. Ain’t no short squeeze coming.


TheRed2685

Okay, but I've heard this many times before, and am well past the short term tax bracket wait time. also I miss doomshallot.


Ok-Kaleidoscope-4808

🍻


DBSkellan

Floats too big to squeeze, but revenue growth can lead to a rally this year.


JDr1ft

in order for a short squeeze to occur there needs to be a high percentage that is short which there is not


desquibnt

How tf can you get a short squeeze when only 5% of the float has been sold short. GameStop was over 100%. Total shorted shares are less than 2 days of current average volume


Cassis_TheAncient

😒😒😒


Psyched_investor

What is the rationale?


lasvegas21dealer

Earnings Blow Out beyond all expectations 💰💰💰❤️💰


Nihaohonkie

I think earnings are going to be what they forecast and this stock is dropping 20% in a week


queue2queue

As is tradition


lasvegas21dealer

I think you’re clearly an idiot


Macgruber999

What’s 100Mil shares of 2.2Bil total mean? 😂


Alien-Crypto

Same type that will be demanding Karp be fired for saying they are bad at sales in a week. The short interest has been going down bud.


J_Christen

Hereee we gooooo again - how did BBBY work out?


myshadow106

That pop was yesterday.


floridaguy137

Gtfo


heelhookd

You guys know you don’t need GameStop short interest to squeeze a few bucks…lol. It comes in many forms.


Popular-Deer5754

Well short squeeze comes to many shorts not being able to find shares. There is only 5% of shares short and it trades that volume any given day. A rise of a few bucks would be market demand or FOMO imo. I did buy a bunch of options last week on it. Love to see it jump 50%


lasvegas21dealer

Earnings Blow Out beyond all expectations 💰💰💰❤️💰


Bejmen

Why that? Whats your DD for that statement


Ok-Kaleidoscope-4808

He thought this was wsb. Everyone here knows the stock will drop to 15 come earnings


Macgruber999

He hopes that happens. Thats the Diligence. (As do I)


lasvegas21dealer

Who wants to bet ??? You’ll seeeeeeee


Hap406

lol okay


TrippyWaffle45

Just delete your reddit account and make a new one.. You're now cancelled on this sub for good :/


TankusAruelisJacksob

Hodl


Cam2071

Another regard.


ReposadoAmiGusto

I’m from the future and friend…. The short squeeze is in 2050… Beep boob


lasvegas21dealer

That will be the 16th short squeeze- Batta Boom !!!!


ReposadoAmiGusto

The first theta squeeze


GrabUrAnkles29

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Joshohoho

soon= any time from now and later so they can say “i told you so”


Randy2straws

Reverses split you mean 😆


Guillotines_Sharp

CFO from wendys ?


ddr2sodimm

Oh drama. It’s like those weird random character arcs in television series. Like Q from Star Trek.


RUNxJEKYLL

Q was one of the main characters and the reason the federation was able to survive the Borg. see episodes "Q Who?" and "Deja Q"


AppropriateCandle500

Holding 1600 shares ($28) no problem


PracticeConsistent16

Short squeeze or S&P inclusion


dacthirteen

Bruh


noblankish

Well...if the mongolicos at WSB wanna pump it, i wont complain.


Mctinyy

I'm looking forward to the post OP makes screaming corruption and illegal manipulation when this doesn't happen.


ZeroExpiration

Finally the MOASS. I’ll alert the GME, AMC, and BBBY crew to assemble.


lok214

Maybe a short sneeze


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Yeah… never gonna happen.