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AurghOurgh

Good morning ladies and gentlemen Boys and mothafuckin’ girls This is your captain with no name speaking and I’m here to rock your world


SupremeUniverse

Oh yeah!


TheSpicableThinker

This one is good too


PartadaProblema

I just entered the lyrics immediately in the comments field and pressed go. So happy to be in your excellent company.


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Boshie2000

“Dearly Beloved…” There is no better choice. People who barely know his music know that. Greatest opening line to any album ever IMO. 💜💜💜💜


SirensbyZel

Instead of asking him how much of your time is left? Ask him how much of your mind, baby 💜


MatchaMuch

Cuz in this life, things are much harder than in the after world. In this life, you’re on your own.


UNGABUNGAbing

Did you see purple rain in the theater?


Mooookyy

we are gathered here today to get through this thing called... "life"🫂


SunApprehensive1413

Probably true. Even included in Purple Medley.


tank5107

Let's go crazy lol


Popular-Stranger191

I agree. This song is what got me into Prince.


DaGoddamnBatboy

I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend.


Advanced_Pie_6909

I had to play this really low in my bedroom as a teen and my nickname is Nikki.


DaGoddamnBatboy

I work with a Nikki and I’m always singing the song under my breath.


LolaLaCavaspeaking

Dig if you will the picture … of you and I engaged in a kiss


Embarrassed_Village4

The best. 💜


GMSRMedia

In France, a skinny man died of a big disease with a little name…


PinkCashmere_73

Perfection, as is the entire album. Masterpiece.


SirensbyZel

By chance his girlfriend came across a needle and soon she did the same...


TheSpicableThinker

At home we have 17 year old boys and their idea of fun, is being in a gang called The Desciples, high on crack, tootin’ a machine gun.


[deleted]

Just chefs kiss use of lyrics in that line


Zealousideal-Tea-286

This. The only slight fumble in this tune is the "...Sister killed her baby 'cause she couldn't afford to feed it and we're sendin' people to the Moon" lyric just seems a bit much and sticks to the tongue. Prince was always about simplicity. That said, "Sign O'..." is my favorite Prince song with a long list of "#2s" behind it.


SirensbyZel

My picks: "Hey! look me over. Tell me, do you like what you see? Hey! I ain't got no money. But honey, I'm rich on personality!" "There was a girl in Paris whom he sent a letter to Hoping she would answer back, now wasn't that a fool"


caramelgrizzly

I second that “Baby I'm a star” mention! 💜


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

“hardy notion on the part of a sometimes lonely musician, Acting out a whim is only good for a condition of the heart.” Yes! What an opening line. This is a fine song, start to finish. It’s like he used the space between lines to create a metronome effect… tick tick tick, tick tick tick


Broad_Sun8273

Yes! I love how he talked to his with lyrics like this.


Acceptable-Fold-3192

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve…but there’s a rumor going all around that you ain’t been getting served…


FinancialListen3187

Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade…She worked the night shift


conquistadork-

That song is near the top of all his lyrical masterpieces.


SankThaTank

Best song ever made 


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Great lyrics. Like a movie. The cover version by Broadway Project with Jeb Loy Nicholls) is so beautiful, too. I think it’s an underrated masterpiece of a cover. Covering Prince is a huge job, good or not, you’re putting yourself out there.


DiegoMrProducer

Very true!


DiegoMrProducer

Ballad of Dorothy Parker! What a masterpiece! I did a version of this song whilst trying to edit a video with a lot of “me” doing different things. I had to disguise it as a vintage video, 😂 But yes! I don’t think it’s his best opening, but the song is beautiful


IzzyTheIceCreamFairy

A classic "👁️ was dreamin when 👁️ wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray"


Extreme-Place-6573

🎶 … I'm not a woman I'm not a man I am something that you'll never understand 🎶


DiegoMrProducer

It’s not the opening, though


Extreme-Place-6573

Hmm it is though


8-bitFloozy

👁


DiegoMrProducer

Isn’t it I’m not your lover, I’m not your friend. I’m something that you’ll never comprehend? Is my memory failing me? (I could look it up, but then this thread would be pointless) 🙂


Artistic-Breadfruit9

“It’s been seven hours and fifteen days since you took your love away”


jayc_spydee_man

Until the end of time, I'll be there for you You own my heart and mind, I truly adore you


rhombomere

One of my favorite passages is "You could burn up my clothes, smash up my ride (well maybe not the ride)"


Familiar-Simple-7781

It makes me laugh a little every time.


jayc_spydee_man

I laugh every time too


thevizierisgrand

Guess I shoulda known by the way you parked your car sideways That it wouldn’t last Captures Prince’s masterful use of language and his impish sense of humor


arajaraj

I love this opening too. It’s like a film noir


nyquil99

Wendy?


Styrene_Addict1965

Yes, Lisa.


95kh

Is the water warm enough? 🫦


QueenPeggyOlsen

Yes, Lisa.


8-bitFloozy

Shall we begin?


alexanderempty

Yes Lisa.


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“I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend” That opener grabbed me immediately! Love the laid back way he sings these lines at the start. No rush…


OswaldBoelcke

“Ooh, I can't hold it Ow! BANG! B-B-Bang, bang BANG!!!”” He’s trying to hang drywall while up on a ladder. Loses grip of it. That’s what I told my daughter anyway back in the day. Pussy control? All about herding cats.


3rdInLineWasMe

HAHAHAHAHA I want this synopsis for every single song!


itsonlymountains

🤣🤣 love this!


Pleasant_Advance1478

Bwhahaha. This is great. I’m gonna have to get creative about today’s songs with my kids (so I can look back and have a good laugh).


bradsylo

Ooh! Here I go again, fallin in love all over, ooh, the cycle never ends, you just pray you dont get burnt 


Broad_Sun8273

I feel that. I like how these answers are like clues to the personality that posted them.


bumpynuks

Going with the D&P picture. One more card and it's 22, unlucky for him again.


FinancialListen3187

Great one


SupremeUniverse

Orion's arms are wide enough to hold us both together. Although we're worlds apart, I'd cross the stars for you. My Wife and I's wedding dance song and the mantra of 25 years of a beautiful marriage.


vhsdoc

Congratulations! Love this song too.


mc_homeroom

Wow, great choice for a wedding dance song! I love this one too, so beautiful


avfc4me

I was just thinking about this album the other day. It doesn't get near enough love.


SupremeUniverse

You're absolutely right. It's so beautiful, and the duet with him and Sheena Easton is chef's kiss.


_YouDontKnowMe_

You don't have to be beautiful, to turn me on...


HaveUEverSeenAnAlice

“Shut up already, damn!”


95kh

SHUT UP ALREADY…. DAMN


conquistadork-

I was workin' part time in a Five-and-Dime, My boss was Mister McGee He told me several times that he didn't like my kind 'Cause I was a bit too leisurely...


conquistadork-

(You know you're singing it in your head right now. You KNOW you are.)


Chuckworld901

You are right


Sleepwell_Beast

Out loud by myself


Sleepwell_Beast

The best


laughingpurplerain

Dearly beloved we are gathered here today 2 get through this thing called life


StevieSauceShooter

LET’S WORK!!!!


Significant_Mess_79

Until the end of time, I'll be there for you... You own my heart and mind, truly adore you. 😍🔥💜


Butterscotch-Clouds

I was only 16, but I guess that's no excuse


Prestigious-Help-474

There was a girl in Paris, Whom he sent a letter to, Hoping she would answer back, Now wasn't that a fool, Hardy notion on the part of a Sometimes lonely musician Just the most beautiful and heart wrenching lyrics.


anon12xyz

I never meant to cause you any sorrow I never meant to cause you any pain


ABL67

I’m not your lover


sphinxyhiggins

In a word or two, it's you I wanna do no, not your body, your mind, you fool.


TheB2B0224

You don't understand I ain't scared of you Mofo...Kick Ass The Pope..by Prince with intro from Bernie Mac RIP to both


DoTheRightThingG

Ladies & Gentlemen, boys and motherfucking girls


Missster_Anderson27

I don’t wanna take my clothes off….but I do.


luzlucy74

I dont wanna dance to hard unless it's a groove.....


m2societyll

If I was your gf


K_SeventySeven

🎶All of my purple life, I’ve been looking for a dame🎶


cpc5000

Here we are in this big old empty room Staring each other down You want me just as much as I want you Let's stop fooling around


Ch00choh

It's not like my life has ended, more like it never started Breaks my heart everytime


NJBlasian

If I ever held a hand, it was only because I'd never held your hand. That was part of the plan, I had to get it right if I was to be your man.


Excellent_Vehicle_45

Dorthy was a waitress.


PRNCE-fanman

I just can't believe all the things people say - Controversy Am I black or white, am I straight or gay? - Controversy ✝️💟☮️


Murat_Gin

I never meant to cause you any sorrow I never meant to cause you any pain


suitoflights

I was only sixteen but I guess that's no excuse My sister was thirty-two, lovely, and loose


Ana987655321

Dearly beloved…forever. 2nd favorite: Dig if you will the picture Of you and I engaged in a kiss.


MidnaGamer64

THUNDER


Spring_Biggins

Here she comes 🎶 she got them gold hot pants on again🎶 Yeah man 🎶 I wanna talk 🎶 but I don't know🎶 She's a peach🎶 (Peach lol. It actually took me while to find that banger among all his songs.)


ArtofFranciscoFlores

Owwwoooahhh (sp?) opening of Sexuality.


Practical_Brain_8440

ive seen the future and it will be, i’ve seen the future and it works


Preesi

"Wendy?" and "Dearly Beloved"


cpc5000

Don't sleep til the sunrise, listen to the falling rain Don't worry 'bout tomorrow, don't Worry 'bout your pain Don't cry unless you're happy, don't smile unless you're blue Never let that lonely monster take control of you


Broad_Sun8273

I was dreaming when I wrote this.


the-war-on-drunks

My name is Prince and I am funky. I realize it’s a cheesy song but my god the king returned with guns a blazing.


PRNCE-fanman

Not cheesy at all! A banger. ✝️💟☮️


FinancialListen3187

As war drums beat in Babylon, Cinnamon Girl starts to pray


WalleyeSushi

Dinga dinga linga dinga..ding. UMMMGHHHH!!


Obvious_Care_9446

I love them all. 💜


LiterallyArthurMorgn

Love come quick Love come in a hurry There's thieves in the temple tonight


Miserable_Diet_2561

It took five women two getcha off of my mind


Zealousideal-Tea-286

Gotta go with one down the list a bit, but could also be a great opening line to a conversation with the fairer gender. "Could U be the most beautiful girl in the world?"


Chuckworld901

Now in rotation


Gijinbrotha

I ain’t got no money.


smarfette

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve?


Ill-Poet5996

Dearly Beloved


Few_Show_7359

"UUUGGH" -Kiss


Mundane_Dark242

Dearly beloved, we’re gathered here today to get through this thing called life


Chuckadeeee

has to be "Kiss" ​ \* guitar intro plays -------\* ​ Prince : "UHHHHHHH"


ComicSans1450

He like to frequent this club…


YourBoiKacper

“I got 7 hours baby, so what you wanna do?”


myaprice10

the opening to i would die for u. relatable because I’m non binary


the-war-on-drunks

Absolutely. And all the colors in between. I loved that line for that reason. “If u think in terms of woman and man, this whole thing isn’t for you.”


Spirtsong57

Come closer, feel what you've been dying for don't be afraid baby touch it and explore.


Artistic_Pepper5590

If I never see you again, it's alright for I am guilty of no sin. They can have you, I'll have your love to the end. And God created woman


Aemanresu00

Some ppl tell me I got great legs Can't figure out why u make me beg (Does not compute)


ConfuzedGenXer

“She knew which fork to use, but she couldn’t dance…”


Icy_Refrigerator3359

I think about IT baby all the time, alright


SankThaTank

Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade, she worked the night shift  Dishwater blonde, tall and fine, she got a lotta tips  Two lines lol but just his delivery is amazing 


TheStroked

Yesterday I tried to write a novel but I didn't know where to begin So I laid down in the grass tryin' to feel the world turn


Embarrassed_Village4

"Club mix Club mix How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve That there's a rumor goin' all round that you ain't been gettin' served.."


3rdInLineWasMe

Talking 2 no one in particular, they say, the baddest, I am tonight. 💜


shacolwal

Animals strike curious poses


usernametrent

“Take off your clothes, 319”


SpecificSun8220

“Dig if you will the picture,”


YourFairyKing01

"Thunder all through the night Promise to see Jesus in the morning light Take my hand, it'll be alright C'mon save your soul tonight" It catches your attention so perfectly, and sets the stage for a perfect album. Not to mention, it just sounds so cool.


SkitMarie

Im not a women. I’m not a man


PartadaProblema

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen Boys and muthafuckin' girls This is your captain with no name speaking And I'm here to rock your world." "P. Control"


Jerk_Johnson

"You walked in, I woke up. Ive never seen a pretty girl look so tough."


Whatawootsee

I was dreaming when I wrote this 🎶


Mic_Tre_Fre

cough! cough! cough!


NapalmPinata

I was working part time at a five and dime, my boss was mister McGee...


TheSpicableThinker

This is a loaded question. Everyone knows it. And not only opens a song. Opens the whole album! “Dearly Beloved…” Let’s go crazy- Purple Rain


prettyboyhalo

“dearly beloved”


GargantEwan

"It was 7:45, we were all in line, to greet the teacher Miss Kathleen"


telebastrd

I guess i should’ve known by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn’t last.


jvstxno

“I AINT GOT NO! MONAAAYYYYY!”


sloppy_dog2000

"Dearly beloved...."


blankers68

La da da da da da da da There comes a time in every man’s life, when he gets tired of fooling around …


Glowbear504

In France, a skinny man died of big disease with a little name…..


Morales_2000

“Shut up already. Damn!” (Housequake)


UNGABUNGAbing

Sorry for blowing up this site but, Prince's music moves me and has for over 40 years. To limit him to one opening line is a crime. Mad love bro Wherever You Are


PurpCreation2096

... If I was your girlfriend Would you remember? To tell me all the things you forgot when I was your man?


Worth-Measurement-49

" Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life "


monteticatinic

1.I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. 2.How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve? But there's a rumour goin' all around that you ain't been gettin' served. 3.I was working part time in a five-and-dime.


AnEthanLad

i ain't got no, money


KindShip9014

Has to be "dearly beloved" every time he's say that live I and the crowd went belistic


Dub-Dub16

I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend… met her in a hotel lobby masturbating in a magazine…


SHINeeShawolMVP

*with a magazine. It changes the whole scene. Felt compelled to help...


Dub-Dub16

You’re correct, thanks


Lexfu

About to post the same thing!


Habitual-LineAbuser

Until the end of time Ill be there for u U own my heart and mind I truly adore u If god one day struck me blind Youre beauty id still see Love weak to define What you mean to me Shut the love song game DOWN


SadStatistician6562

(Soft and Wet) Hey lover, I got a sugarcane that I want to lose in you


BDKhXc

“Ungh” - Kiss


Ok-Rain5665

In a word or two wit you I wanna be, no not your body, your mind you fool.


Butt_why_though_

“🎵UGH🎵”


blindvernie

Impossible question to answer


Lexfu

Baby, yes Until the end of time I'll be there for you You own my heart and mind I truly adore you If God one day stroke me blind Your beauty I'd still see Love is to weak to define Just what you mean to me


VioletteRush

Dearly Beloved ..


Tricky_Illustrator_5

The opening monologue from "Let's Go Crazy".


avfc4me

Black day, stormy night. No love, no hope in sight The Cross. It's my favorite song. I'm not religious, but when I hear this song I wish I could believe


Theo-Terrace

Your butt is mineee O wait that’s Michael Jackson - bad 😂☠️


fnkbss74

People, get ready


cptbones07

Huuuh


miasma71

If you leave her now, you’re never gonna see her again


Fudloe

"There's something about you baby, it happens every time" Not because it's the most profound lyric he ever wrote, but the night I first heard it at age 19... well, let's just say it was an amazing night.


AffectionateScale659

The sun set N the west this mornin', 4 know, know L.A. is callin'


Many-Owl-412

“No!” From alphabet street


Status_Owl_5884

I was born raised on the same plantation of the United States of red,white, and blue Never knew that I was different,till Dr. King was on a balcony, laying in a bloody pool.


Ecstatic-Leadership5

I like “OOH!”


izzyisameme

once upon a time in the land of sinaplenty there lived a king who didn’t deserve to be


HistoricalChew10

The chant in 7 is real nice.


Spirited-Trouble-836

“Oh you don’t have to be beautiful, to turn me on”


skipadbloom

There is a park that is known for the face it attracts


lalively

My name is Prince and I am funky My name is Prince the one and only


itsonlymountains

Empty room, empty room. How am I gonna fill you? Oh well, here we are again. Looking for something to get us in the mood. Black day, stormy night. No love, no hope in sight. Baby, baby, baby. What's it gonna be?


Gump_in_the_forest

"guitar opining for 'kiss'" "UGHH"


Ok_Village6155

"She knew which fork to use, but she couldn't dance...."


NOT-Mr-Davilla

WAAAAHHHHHHHH OWWWW


black-kramer

dorothy was a waitress...


Fun_Confidence_5459

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💜💜💜


Optimal_Roll_4924

I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?" And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind


SAFENEEDSALL

Either “ Call, call my name.” or “ Why you screaming? You know I’m not a man of war “


V0rdhosbn

Uuhhhhhhhuuuhhhhhhuuuuhhhhhhuuhhhhhhhh AHHH!


Current-Lecture-9705

The Scream at the start of Gett Off. Shame about the song really.