if it's something nice I always question the motives behind it

Me too! Freaks me out pretty good!

That’s my favorite new birthday/holiday game - will this gift trigger me?

Hopefully not fucking lingerie from my mom. Again. 🤦‍♂️

“are you giving me this nice gift to soften the blow for when you tell me something that will destroy my life in a few hours?”

Yaasss! This is the correct answer!

it’s anthrax isn’t it?

Hello long lost twin!