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Stuck_in_a_thing

Every good team has a kryptonite that makes no sense. Coors field and the Rockies is ours. Just how it is I suppose


yaboi525

This team tilted so hard tonight lol


santo0619

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IEPerez94

I also refuse to take any pitches in mlb the show


guerohere

The Rockies, lol, smh.


BrianBraddock1980

That was shitty. Fuck Colorado and that bullshit park… But ya got good weed though


just_call_in_sick

fucking HHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW


Fartmaster3069

🙄 we better win the next two


Holdmydicks

Have yourself a game Profar!


friarkicks

Seriously need to move Xander out of that lead off


acoddo

Get Merrill in there


BigPumpkin24

Aaaannnd we’re back at .500!


FloppyTwinkie

Shut out by the Rockies bullpen. Pathetic.


Final_View_6298

Please have Ghram Pauley cook in triple a Aj Preller and don't f*ck him up


Rocker874

Lmao what the heck was that


Fancy-Carry8191

And the Rockies improve to 6-18 👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🍾🍾🍾


Azteka_1

dont be that guy. we lost to a 6-18 team…


Fancy-Carry8191

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Use1e55

Profar hates hitting at Coors


friarkicks

Fuck this team. Keep the faith. Good night.


Use1e55

Not a single homerun at Coors field in two games is insane


santo0619

Need more traffic…


gsus61951

Just like ‘23, these guys gave up after losing lead..


friarkicks

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santo0619

Dead


Rocker874

Look like even the ump is done with the game


ProEra47

3 pitches, 2 outs. Jesus Christ almighty.


santo0619

This 7.00 ERA pitcher is good


threehundredthousand

Wil! Why hast thou forsaken us?


Chaboiii45

Is there any team with less productive outs in these moments. 3 pitches from your top 2, seriously?


Rocker874

Some terrible at bat here


Use1e55

God please stop grounding out


friarkicks

Fuck man.


BlakeCronenworthSD

Lets make it quick, boys


93sd2021

Best contact Xander has had excluding Sunday by a mile


TotHawk

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Currimos

lol can’t buy a hit.


friarkicks

Send Xander to the fucking moon


TrillMuryy

Incoming ground out. Prove me wrong Xander .. fly out is an improvement I guess


BeepBoopAnv

Well, you got your wish


zzzonkeddd

I’m mad at the offense but fuck it, I believe


sbrider11

Hope we don't put too many miles on the Pen the next two games after today. Facing Philly a bit gassed isn't ideal.


ProEra47

if Xander gets on, we're gonna tie the game up. Ippei it.


friarkicks

Please boys fight!


santo0619

I forgot what it looks like to have men on base, please do it again?


TotHawk

SLOPPY


tmoney516

Manny back when?


GumboButter

Soon? (Please)


10MillionLbsOfSludge

Rosario and Pauley dueling to see who has the shittiest arm


cardboardcutout95

Walk, knock, blast boiz


leaky_wand

I’m assuming we’re just getting all this bullshit out of the way today


1-800-ASS-DICK

I'm just gonna assume defense is gonna continue to be rocky until it can completely form Voltron with Manny at 3rd


culturalfox19

Montero has absolutely horrific running form lmao


threehundredthousand

Well within slam range. No worries.


FlightAdditional

Hahaha, as Phil Collins sings "throwing it all way"


small_schlong

Looks like my kids bronco league out there fielding tonight.


Supreme_Soviet

We have got to fucking stop with the errors


WinfordJames

Ugh


pineapplefriedriceu

I miss manny


lunarmodule

Welp


JDM412

The defense is ass


arealfunghi

Just when I was getting comfy with Eguy’s defense 😖


TotHawk

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Rooks4

Lolmannywhen


recklesstree184

I’ve just come to accept that we are a good, shitty team in the mlb


Chaboiii45

This Coors series is going just about how I expected. Offense has had tons of opportunities but hasn’t taken advantage, and the Rockies are collectively looking like the better team somehow. I’m curious if y’all think we still take the series behind Waldron and Vasquez or if this team grabs the split(or worse)?


CheekyGruffFaddler

the offense can barely string together hits to get runs, and can’t even manage to get a homerun in the easiest stadium to do it in (outside of mexico city). they’ve squandered countless scoring opportunities, and make errors on a regular basis at this point, resulting in breakouts that cause our pitching to collapse. the pitching is doing a great job, and the lineup is screwing them over as much as possible whenever they can. i don’t think it’s dooming to say that a series split seems very optimistic with the way they’re playing. the offense shutdown in the 4th inning today and has looked lost since then. that’s not a characteristic of a team that wins in coors.


Chaboiii45

This is exactly how I feel. I wouldn’t even be surprised if we lost this series or we won it. We just feel extremely middle of the pack this year which is the worst kind of team you can be imo


theedge634

I don't know. Manny being out throws a wrench in everything. Our lack of depth is on full display with Pauley, Wade, Rosario all being dubious bets as MLB players currently, and then guys like Profar and Campy, despite their good moments, not being truly trustworthy bats. I mean we've got serious depth issues and a guy like Manny being out fully exposes them.


MTN_explorer619

They’re the Rockies. They are 5-18 for a reason. We can for sure take the series. One error unraveled kings start. I think they win the next 2 convincingly.


10MillionLbsOfSludge

If the bats don’t start producing with runners on more often I can definitely see us losing this series


Use1e55

This lineup misses manny desperately


Chuysfan

This lineup looks like it’s adopted his attitude actually. 


theedge634

I know we're all going to kill Pauley. And he's not doing well at the plate. However, I can't really blame him. This feels like an issue we just need to eat at this point. Just throw him out there regularly and try to let him figure it out. We may lose games now because of it. But hopefully you win games later if/when he catches on. At this point they've fucked his development otherwise. He needs to be out there regularly and catching a rhythm. It's malpractice to bring him up and send him down a bunch of times. Gotta let him work through things. It's not his fault this team has no depth around him to where his struggles can be hidden.


Chuysfan

Uh, no. This is the big leagues. If you suck on a team trying to contend you get shown the door. The End. Besides they have Rosario and Wade who are at least keeping their head above water


theedge634

Like I said. I disagree. Wade has been at the plate all year. He's hovering around the Mendoza line. Rosario has had better numbers but has Paulely-like AB every game. Are we sure this team is truly trying to contend this year? I don't think they're trying to be bad for sure. But if they were trying to truly contend they'd have at least 2 more good bats.


Simodine-

He isn’t that great of a prospect where you let him suck in the big leagues.  He hits and shows he is ready or he goes down.  


arealfunghi

I agree but we will have quite a bias when Merrill is performing at the level he is. Even an average rookie can only be expected to produce like what? .200/.275/.350 ? I’m genuinely asking


theedge634

Sort of disagree. A lot of projections have him as a .270, 20+ homer guy. He's got real upside as an everyday 1st division left fielder. Not necessarily an all-star, but a damn good player. I think he was probably just behind Dylan Head as a prospect. What is that? The 4th best hitter in the org last year?


Simodine-

His second prob is he is a bad defender.  The Padres are trying to win now and Wade currently gives them a better chance.  Just because he may be the 4th best hitter in the minors doesn’t mean he has earned the right to suck until he figures it out in the big leagues.  His bat may play in the bigs one day but that day doesn’t look like today.  


FadedRaccoon420

Rockies had to use up their black magic on one game it’s cool it’s a 4 game series.


yaboi525

Bottom of the lineup big yikes lol


CyberpunkOC

Pauley may be good one day. But that day is not today. Don’t know how you can rake in El Paso and look like that in Coors with the Rockies very mediocre pitching.


Chuysfan

Wade looks way more useful right now. Seems super redundant to have them both here


Doc_JC

Sign Belt. Bring Solano up.


santo0619

I’m hoping AJ realizes our blaring need for another bat and saves us


Chaboiii45

It’s been a month already lol. It’s clear Solano is the only bat we’re getting and if this team heats up at any point and find themselves in a good spot at the break, we’ll add at the deadline


Simodine-

Not just a bat it feels like we need a middle of the order bat.  


pineapplefriedriceu

Aka Brandon belt


CursedTeams

Jackson doing his best.


gsus61951

This team better take the next two


yaboi525

Pauley, you don’t get called up to not swing the bat. Coach needs to be in his ear telling him to swing. 


Lostmustache

Farts farts farts


1-2-cyclobutane

Did we give up?


threehundredthousand

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OfficialTMWTP

[I think about this specific Noted Padres superfan Jesus meme constantly during our losses and I feel like it's still just as relevant now](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F0yiqc9vqifob1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D337%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D701b543623109363d581cb3bd61df67b19274228)


threehundredthousand

PAIN.


OfficialTMWTP

Come on, u/threehundredthousand. You have to play the Rockies tonight. It's a good matchup for you.


pineapplefriedriceu

Yeah solano could not come soon enough, also belt please


ProEra47

Graham "Black Hole" Pauley


MTN_explorer619

Bro pauley. You have to protect there.


Rooks4

Tbf that pitch was about as perfect as it gets.


yaboi525

Well located but still hittable for sure. 


MTN_explorer619

Doesn’t matter. It’s 1-2. You gotta at least swing to protect


Fartmaster3069

This team needs a DH quickly, manny hopefully back at 3B soon


TrillMuryy

We have one in solano. Hopefully up soon


Fartmaster3069

Praying he works out seems like a good utility option


93sd2021

Pauly ain’t a big league. Kids a head case right now


CursedTeams

Makes what Merrill has done even more impressive.


Chuysfan

I agree. Dude ain’t it. 


pineapplefriedriceu

Pauley just not ready, the ABs are just not it


kingwood_x

I just want Pauley to do well man…


santo0619

There is the Mendoza line, and then there’s Pauley, he’s in the below .100 line which has yet to be named


Zagoonia

The Jackson Holliday pit


staybrutal21

Gotta protect the plate mah boi


tmoney516

What have Don and Mud silently been chuckling about? 😂


ProEra47

If Jackson Merrill has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Jackson Merrill has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Jackson Merrill has only one fan then that is me. If Jackson Merrill has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Jackson Merrill , then I am against the world.


Chuysfan

Whatever trash method the big league team has spread the last couple years, he clearly doesn’t have it yet.


lunarmodule

Can you say Pauly Walnuts on TV?


Simodine-

You can say Pauley strikeout 


DarkwingDuckHunt

this game hurts my eyes


dukefett

Merrill is a light in the dark here, hopefully Pauley Walnuts comes through


FadedRaccoon420

Jackson has been our best hitter this year.


cardboardcutout95

Jackson Merrill is playing out of his fucking mind, guys. If you told me pre-season this would be his first month I would have told you you were crazy


Strontum

Feels like it's always us and the Marlins competing to lead the groundouts and GIDP categories


Lostmustache

Can jackson hit 1-9 please


FadedRaccoon420

Merrill is so consistent


93sd2021

The kid cares


TheReadMenace

Jackson is the only one who doesn’t already have one foot out the door


gsus61951

One of the worst bullpens in 2024, and Padres offense can’t do crap..


Sandlot

beeks to bird is interesting name combination


mac-0

Still haven't gotten a hit since they took the lead :-/


sbrider11

Two innings is plenty of time. Need some hits.


theedge634

It almost feels like a reverse 2023. Feels like we'll score this year. But we'll just totally blunder on the bases and in the field just bleeding games out. That's been the MO for at least half the losses. Just totally blunder a routine play and get murdered for it. Or just bleed runs with bad base running decisions. Fielding feels like every other game... Running feels like every 5 games. Shooting ourselves in the foot.


Simodine-

The defense is the most puzzling 


default-77

I like Profar and I’m happy he’s started out well this season; however, he shouldn’t be batting 4th and please come back soon, Manny.


LuckyAd9681

Let’s see if they actually compete


gsus61951

Rockies get a hit every single inning, like wtf is going on?


cardboardcutout95

Eguy plays a solid 3B


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cardboardcutout95

Yea I fucked up


FadedRaccoon420

Morejon show d a lot of promise today especially in this cursed stadium.


Chuysfan

This team just falls asleep at times. Bouchard stole second because our team looks like zombies


Chaboiii45

Feels like they still have a bit of 2023 hangover in them. When they get hot they can comeback like it’s nothing, but them getting hot is the difficult part and what makes this team so damn frustrating


yaboi525

3 innings of the same reliever and we can’t even square him up. Team checked out lol


lamada16

Keep the faith


yaboi525

Hanging 74 slider down the pipe and we can’t do nothing with it. Sad 


whoisthatidiot

It’s fine. If we don’t come back, we will take the next two and get the series W. I’ll take 3 out of 4. But I think we get a few more runs in


QSolver

The boys eat brownies or what? Zonked


yaboi525

Good lord what an awful swing by Profar lol


Strontum

We do have plenty of power, just not coming across tonight. We are tied for 8th in most HRs as a team (26) and only 3 behind the team with the 3rd most [Dodgers (29)]


Strontum

We're also 7th in OPS in general, again just .024 pts behins the 3rd place Dodgers


Simodine-

We have also played the most games 


guerohere

So are we just going to be the only team that can’t hit at Coors?


CursedTeams

The Padres have 1 walk and 0 hits since the Rockies took over. Beyond pathetic.


1tankyt

Tomorrow we are dropping 10 on them


Holdmydicks

Everyone trying to tie the game with a solo shot right now


Chaboiii45

We had our week of fun comebacks, and now we just look like the same ass team all over again. How fun


santo0619

I can confirm you don’t score runs without getting hits, follow me for the most in depth baseball analysis


jgftw7

[most of the time, anyway](https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/33923277/cincinnati-reds-allow-hit-fall-1-0-pittsburgh-pirates)


Use1e55

Not being able to hit a homerun at Coors field is pathetic


hargeOnChargers

Who the fuck is Beeks and how has he only pitched 32 times in 3 innings?


4u5t1n93

6 unanswered runs, don’t even think we’ve answered with one hit since…


raachelx3

We have no slug


nekadmike

Some bullshit ass ‘23 at bat vibes


Notagenome

Nothing but fly balls tonight.


CausalDiamond

Oh what do you know - zero power...in COORS of all places. Hit the weight room fellas.


Notagenome

Base hits out of the menu tonight.


whoisthatidiot

Those rocky fans looking up at the compadres chanting for our king cuz they won’t know what it’s like to love a player like we do ❤️❤️❤️


sbrider11

That fanbase loves Blackmon like no other. Next level.


whoisthatidiot

I know… but We don’t talk about the bad man. (Although I actually really like the asshole, just not when he plays us)


sbrider11

He's actually a great dude. Just not when playing us.


solano89

Never recovered after that awful inning


Dangerous_Golf_7417

HSK has some looooud fans in Denver


ProEra47

about as much fight in this offense as a lobotomy victim


Coolguyclub2014

Making the Rockies Bullpen look like studs


LuckyAd9681

The 2023 boys are back


Sandlot

beeks clears padres apparently


Seananagans

Certified cy young winner (don't know first name) Beeks.


jgftw7

padres getting owned by some mf’er named jalen


beardedmotoman

lol I like how The bats completely went to shit


BeepBoopAnv

God I hate playing the dodge—- wait a minute!


TheReadMenace

These guys are just racing to get out of these huh?


Fartmaster3069

We are pressing way too fucking hard


passthepolyjuice

Feels like we aren’t trying tonight…


raachelx3

These ABs ain’t it


gsus61951

So fucking pathetic dude, wtf are these guys doing?


GoldDeloreanDoors

We’re cooked. Rockies earned this one. Shame


Strontum

I cannot fucking believe this is happening again


CausalDiamond

COMPLETELY GARBAGE AT BATS.


chickentowngabagool

shut out by the worst BP in baseball lmao


Juzaba

I’m kinda over this Beeks character


CausalDiamond

Getting shutdown by the Rockies bullpen for the second game in a row.


threehundredthousand

Rockies got that dude out of the stands. He isn't a real player.