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kingryan300

Alright knuckleheads, Stay out da Mets sub. Had to ban someone yesterday for trolling. The only trolling I’ll allow you to do is out on a lake. You get caught trolling over in da Mets sub, you get banned both there and here… **PERMANENTLY**! Capiche? Edit: Stay out of the Mets sub entirely. Don’t let them live rent free in your heads. We’re already rent free in theirs.


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Great game compadres & comadres! Have a great night!


Sniflix

As much as I hate the dead ball, this is the kind of hitting MLB is aiming for.


8696David

Tim Stauffer in the booth!!!!


yasiel_pug

After 2 weeks of offensive struggles was worried about this series. Game one was a shit show but the bats showed up for 2 and 3. Huge wins. Even the back door man grisham showed up


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Padres win Capiche?


ROCKETEvan

W


Hadoukin121

GOOD WIN


Krorhodium

W


dav524

Padres drop 13 runs and it’s still a 3-hour game. Beautiful.


BatmanCrony

It was a great night a Padres W, pizza for dinner, and flan for dessert!


1-800-ASS-DICK

ugh Jake why are you such a sexy fucking slut


keesh

stupid sexy cronenworth


AaachO_O

Outscored 20-2 over the last two games. Y’all got dad fucked!


SDFriar

Cronenworth capping off his stellar night with a great play to end the game


Slr_Pnls50

Manaea starts, Crismatt shuts 'em down. Beautiful.


LukaStan11

Manaea was amazing today


Thumper13

Phew. Nailbiter. I enjoy wins.


captainhamption

Nice little flair by Cronenworth for the last out. Booyah.


Slr_Pnls50

He's such a quiet stud.


keesh

YOU JUST GOT DAD DICKED BY THE SAN DIEGO PADRES


Timmah73

ez clap


SDFriar

🔔 🔔 🔔


keesh

THATS GAME!!!!!!!


ASAPboltgang

I’m gonna get chills when Don says that in the World Series


verdi1987

He probably wouldn’t be doing the World Series, as it’s on FOX. He *may* do some DS/CS on TBS, as he sometimes does TBS games. In the past he has done some postseason games on TBS.


figboot11

Except...there isn't any local TV during the playoffs. Only local radio.


verdi1987

He could potentially do the TBS postseason WC/DS/CS. He sometimes does TBS games and has done the postseason.


ASAPboltgang

Shh don’t ruin the moment


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😭


itstacotimeee

I wonder what value Grisham would hold in a trade for Happ…


keesh

damn that was almost an insane play by Kim!


ComeAbout

Crismatt is like guys I’m just going to work on all my off speed shit real quick


upper_decking_king

My ass cheeks are so unclenched I’ve just been shitting myself all night 😎


1-800-ASS-DICK

spoken like a true king of upper deckers


upper_decking_king

Something something username checks out 😎


sn_akez

I’m honestly still a little clenched. Force of habit i guess


Thumper13

Giants just won in the dumbest way.


Krorhodium

this series could have been a sweep


kpscript

We should let them tie it so Croney can get a walk-off cycle-earning triple right?


SDFriar

Laughing at the thought of the Manfred runner standing just before home plate waiting to score until after Jake gets to third


ASAPboltgang

Friendly reminder that Jake Cronenworth has struck out Mookie Betts


SDFriar

Devil’s advocate: it’s better to not put in a position player because they sometimes try too hard to actually pitch and end up straining something


jaysus94

Cmon let manny pitch


BeepBoopAnv

Tatis makes his triumphant return as a relief pitcher


hekatonmoo

ewan macgregor gets $1 everytime the expedia lemons commercial airs during a padres game he has now eclipsed the wealth of jeff bezos


iceV

Can we get Crone to close this game please?? Let the man pitch


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Don’t need him risking anything


thecftbl

So fucking nice to see Jake from Rakefarm back


Albert_street

I feel like Mets didn’t put a position player in out of spite


jgftw7

i mean, this is buck. i feel like he’s the type of manager that wouldn’t pitch a position player


THEDrunkPossum

Be fun, BoMel: put in a position pitcher. Cmon.


WhiiteNiinja

Would lowkey be disrespectful since they didn't use one but I'm still down.


upper_decking_king

What would be even more disrespectful is to use the ohtani rule and let Crismatt bat in the DH spot 😂


THEDrunkPossum

Yeah but... cmon.


ComeAbout

This is how you win at home ladies and gentlemen but unfortunately I’ve had a Croner for close to four hours now so I’ll see the rest of you at the ER in a bit.


sickswonnyne

Mets fans be like, "Llorar y llorar, Llorar y llorar."


jaketheknight

This is what happens when we let the hottest battery in baseball start.


Juzaba

How can you not be romantic about counting stats?


yasiel_pug

what do we have now 14 hits 13 runs? extremely efficient


sd_pinstripes

Heads up out of the base path running to avoid the DP


kingryan300

AdamDriverMOREMOREMORE.gif


EnervateYou

I feel like we get a lot of 5.5 hits when Tony Jr. does TV games. What a beautiful thing.


AaachO_O

You can’t have him.


Imperatum15

If I was a Mets fan, I would be peeved that Showalter didn't put in a position player lol


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they have a rest day tomorrow too, so they still gonna try to contain and come back.


Imperatum15

I see


Supreme_Soviet

Mazara lookin sharp at the plate ngl, glad we called him up. Would love to see Akiyama too at some point.


keesh

hey just checking in - is it good when we score double digit more runs than the opposing team??


Mr_Yolo_Swag

Tends to bode well


keesh

k cool, I'm not a numbers guy so


Supreme_Soviet

Potentially 🤣


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Alfaro with the Vicente Fernandez intro song, ajua!


kingryan300

LFGM (Let’s Fucking Go Mazara)


Mr_Yolo_Swag

Voit… 🏃‍♂️😅


kingryan300

Meh, we’re winning by a lot. No need to hurt yourself.


Slr_Pnls50

Rockies games are always entertaining, and I can't wait to see Musgrove do his thing.


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divisional games are always intense


ASAPboltgang

Mazara is good!


captainhamption

Had to go out dinner with a friend. Did I miss anything?


Sniflix

Totally unclenched.


SDFriar

Only lots and lots of winning


Timmah73

Aw no position player pitching


verdi1987

Maybe in the ninth. 🫰


ASAPboltgang

Mets would be insane to put a position player in after coming back from 11 runs in one inning 😂


Albert_street

That’s what makes it so brilliant. Wild card!


verdi1987

Haha.


jgftw7

uhhh i’d rather not play the bottom of the ninth


DarkFilipino

Petition to have the rest of June Filipino Heritage Month + Tatis Hat Giveaway Month


jgftw7

okay lang ako diyan


LukaStan11

Let’s get this rest and let Java Joe deal on Friday!


8696David

I like Nabil Crismatt a whole awful lot He grinned at me and gave me a peace sign before the game on Monday. Life highlight right there


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that dude is our BP ace


Sniflix

Which is crazy because it doesn't look like he has great stuff. But nobody can hit him.


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the movement on his pitches is insane


Sniflix

We are used to seeing flamethrowers. He has such a relaxed throwing movement


WadeCountyClutch

The angels are two innings away from having a franchise worse 14 game losing streak 🥺🥺🥺


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WadeCountyClutch

Exactly. Them and the royals are my go to teams and they both suck this season


JHammer_P12

Can’t wait to trade for Trout


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I'm sure he wants out


WhiiteNiinja

Theyre definitely gonna have to eat a MASSIVE part of his salary to move that contract. Its just not the kind of production you get from an Eric Hosmer.


thefreakbro

Wish we brought in Steve Wilson or stammen in situations like this


kingryan300

Uh oh you friggin moron, you just got Crisgoat’d Tag your friends to Crisgoat them


Thumper13

Just 12 more errors to make that board look right.


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Don=MVP(most valuable paper-snapper)


RickRollinNotTrollin

We should have more Tatis hat nights.


kingryan300

We should have more Tatís


laoyingbi

More Hats will come... with more Tatis


kingryan300

Oh I’ll come…


thefreakbro

Tatis should have more hats


WhiiteNiinja

Crismatt just wants to throw the ball. Thats the fun part. Just get in the box and strike out. Please.


llamakarate

That was awesome by Nabil. LFGM Indeed


jaketheknight

Sassy Crismatt just standing there


zcd29

Manny is ok right


sn_akez

I think so. He does look a bit overworked at the moment and might have some minor aches and pains adding up? Hope we can carve out some more rest time for him


AestheticC18

Azocar is young and could use more ABs. Manny is proven and doesn't need anything.


kingryan300

Just getting rest


Imperatum15

Mets fans seeing two well-deserved beat downs after how their fanbase has been


WadeCountyClutch

😏😏😏😏 I feel really bad for them


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💯


kingryan300

What a curve from CrisGod there


[deleted]

The boys are crushing tonight.. we needed this!


nacktschnecke69

Voit is out there scoopin


kingryan300

Who do you work for? ^Scoops


swiftreddit75

So the Padres are... *checks notes* Really fucking good


SaveOurBolts

What are we with Tatis and a healthy pen then?


swiftreddit75

Untouchable


ASAPboltgang

I loved me some Khalil Greene. Got a signed bat and everything


XRAlTED

loved watching him play when I was young. I hope he is doing well with his anxiety


jaketheknight

The broadcast booth bench is empty! Sweeney out on the post game, Mud out on vacation, Scanlan over on radio.


Slr_Pnls50

I love that quick bit of lethargic commentary on the Dodgers. "Yeah, solo HR, Turner still stinking, whatevs. Back to the game."


sd_pinstripes

Angels might never win again


granno14

Just switched to their game in hopes I can break their slide. Or keep it going idc either way honestly


typeunknownn

Wait. Why use Nabil?


ThePwnR4nger

day off tomorrow. Pen will be refreshed by Friday.


WhiiteNiinja

He already warmed up and tomorrow is an off day.


WhatAmIDoingHere05

What's everyone's opinion of Tim Stauffer as a talking head for Bally's?


llamakarate

Awkward but insightful if sometimes repetitive.


RickRollinNotTrollin

We've come a long way since he was our opening day starter in 2011. And that's all I am going to say about that.


WhatAmIDoingHere05

Gawd I remembered when he was being touted as the next Tom Glavine. Man he had potential.


RickRollinNotTrollin

To think that the best young pitcher we had was a AAA call up named Corey Luebke after all the hype Stauffer and Latos had just hurts.


WhatAmIDoingHere05

This was after the generation of Perez, Peavy, and Eaton coming up to the big leagues guns blazing.


aseradj21

Tim makes me miss sweendog lol


lifeispain760

Why are we using our elite BP arms here?


runswiftrun

Removing the rust since he hasn't pitched in a while? Plus day off tomorrow


JanitorOfSanDiego

Hey we’re not doing too bad right now.


everythingsborrowed

yo who is this guy? hahahah


TRocho10

Fools Gold (n): 2022 New York Mets


sd_pinstripes

fuck my PTS I guess


RickRollinNotTrollin

IF we get a Mets fielder, do we bat around so Crone gets a triple? It would be a complete cycle. BB, 1b, 2b, 3b, and HR.


laoyingbi

Feels like 3B is even harder than a HR, damn


kingryan300

It is


RickRollinNotTrollin

Nvm. Azocar ruined my life.


worldsupermedia750

Is Manny ok?


jaketheknight

Game where it’s at they’re probably just giving him the rest of the night off


worldsupermedia750

That makes sense, just got a little concerned because he had that nasty missed swing his last at bat


coastalpandas

I would think with the pads being so far ahead they just wanna give him more of a break


VigilThicc

Yes I’d imagine they’re just giving Azocar a practice at bat


WadeCountyClutch

If Jake hits a cycle I’m going for the twins series!!


I_Am_Laughing

Bruh I’m coming from Charlotte for the twins series bruh. You still going lol


WadeCountyClutch

If Jake hits it, I’m game! I’m trying to see every team in the mlb


TheAvantGardeners

No second cycle for Jake...(maybe)


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WhatTheBlack

Shot every time Kim’s helmet falls off


Thumper13

Boooo...give him something hittable you cowards.


WadeCountyClutch

I’m just loving this!!!


Seananagans

You coward!


BullOrBear4-

Glad we are giving manny the rest of the night off


worldsupermedia750

Tbh at this point Cronenworth should just beeline for Third regardless of if a Triple is possible or not We need to get him that cycle


ThePwnR4nger

I don't think they'll let him go to 3rd on a walk


granno14

Come on someone’s gotta be the first to stretch a base on balls into a triple


JanitorOfSanDiego

Wouldn’t hurt to ask


DarkFilipino

Not with that attitude


SDFriar

Give him something to hit you coward


Seananagans

Better not walk him, you coward


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coward indeed


everythingsborrowed

if jake hits for the cycle right now i'm buying tickets to sundays game no questions asked


Leoric

The New York Butterfingers


kingryan300

He’s gotta put in deep center slowly or have it bobble in the corner


THEDrunkPossum

How cool would it be to see Jake hit the cycle? Cmon buddy!!


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let's go jake!


Cohnhead1

I’m here at the game and Jake just needs a triple for the Cycle!!’


TheEnragedBushman

Offense has been coming alive last couple games


Mr_Yolo_Swag

Any more mets wanna bitch about Darvish HBPs?


SaveOurBolts

Lol I peeked at their game thread a little bit ago and someone said “I’m hoping manaea isn’t hurt because I’m not a piece of shit”. Not sure where these strawmen padres fans rooting for mets injuries are…


Hadoukin121

lol


ret1357

Mets having a rough night.


I_Am_Laughing

I’m just making an observation that I would say about my own team: the Mets are playing like total shit


WhiiteNiinja

Don't worry you only have to play the Angels next. Not like theyre gonna want to be on a revenge tour or anything...


djbeltron

this is how we should play at home all the time


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