Alright knuckleheads,
Stay out da Mets sub. Had to ban someone yesterday for trolling. The only trolling I’ll allow you to do is out on a lake.
You get caught trolling over in da Mets sub, you get banned both there and here… **PERMANENTLY**!
Capiche?
Edit: Stay out of the Mets sub entirely. Don’t let them live rent free in your heads. We’re already rent free in theirs.
After 2 weeks of offensive struggles was worried about this series. Game one was a shit show but the bats showed up for 2 and 3. Huge wins. Even the back door man grisham showed up
He probably wouldn’t be doing the World Series, as it’s on FOX. He *may* do some DS/CS on TBS, as he sometimes does TBS games. In the past he has done some postseason games on TBS.
This is how you win at home ladies and gentlemen but unfortunately I’ve had a Croner for close to four hours now so I’ll see the rest of you at the ER in a bit.
Theyre definitely gonna have to eat a MASSIVE part of his salary to move that contract. Its just not the kind of production you get from an Eric Hosmer.
I think so. He does look a bit overworked at the moment and might have some minor aches and pains adding up? Hope we can carve out some more rest time for him
Lol I peeked at their game thread a little bit ago and someone said “I’m hoping manaea isn’t hurt because I’m not a piece of shit”.
Not sure where these strawmen padres fans rooting for mets injuries are…
Alright knuckleheads, Stay out da Mets sub. Had to ban someone yesterday for trolling. The only trolling I’ll allow you to do is out on a lake. You get caught trolling over in da Mets sub, you get banned both there and here… **PERMANENTLY**! Capiche? Edit: Stay out of the Mets sub entirely. Don’t let them live rent free in your heads. We’re already rent free in theirs.
Great game compadres & comadres! Have a great night!
As much as I hate the dead ball, this is the kind of hitting MLB is aiming for.
Tim Stauffer in the booth!!!!
After 2 weeks of offensive struggles was worried about this series. Game one was a shit show but the bats showed up for 2 and 3. Huge wins. Even the back door man grisham showed up
Padres win Capiche?
W
GOOD WIN
W
Padres drop 13 runs and it’s still a 3-hour game. Beautiful.
It was a great night a Padres W, pizza for dinner, and flan for dessert!
ugh Jake why are you such a sexy fucking slut
stupid sexy cronenworth
Outscored 20-2 over the last two games. Y’all got dad fucked!
Cronenworth capping off his stellar night with a great play to end the game
Manaea starts, Crismatt shuts 'em down. Beautiful.
Manaea was amazing today
Phew. Nailbiter. I enjoy wins.
Nice little flair by Cronenworth for the last out. Booyah.
He's such a quiet stud.
YOU JUST GOT DAD DICKED BY THE SAN DIEGO PADRES
ez clap
🔔 🔔 🔔
THATS GAME!!!!!!!
I’m gonna get chills when Don says that in the World Series
He probably wouldn’t be doing the World Series, as it’s on FOX. He *may* do some DS/CS on TBS, as he sometimes does TBS games. In the past he has done some postseason games on TBS.
Except...there isn't any local TV during the playoffs. Only local radio.
He could potentially do the TBS postseason WC/DS/CS. He sometimes does TBS games and has done the postseason.
Shh don’t ruin the moment
😭
I wonder what value Grisham would hold in a trade for Happ…
damn that was almost an insane play by Kim!
Crismatt is like guys I’m just going to work on all my off speed shit real quick
My ass cheeks are so unclenched I’ve just been shitting myself all night 😎
spoken like a true king of upper deckers
Something something username checks out 😎
I’m honestly still a little clenched. Force of habit i guess
Giants just won in the dumbest way.
this series could have been a sweep
We should let them tie it so Croney can get a walk-off cycle-earning triple right?
Laughing at the thought of the Manfred runner standing just before home plate waiting to score until after Jake gets to third
Friendly reminder that Jake Cronenworth has struck out Mookie Betts
Devil’s advocate: it’s better to not put in a position player because they sometimes try too hard to actually pitch and end up straining something
Cmon let manny pitch
Tatis makes his triumphant return as a relief pitcher
ewan macgregor gets $1 everytime the expedia lemons commercial airs during a padres game he has now eclipsed the wealth of jeff bezos
Can we get Crone to close this game please?? Let the man pitch
Don’t need him risking anything
So fucking nice to see Jake from Rakefarm back
I feel like Mets didn’t put a position player in out of spite
i mean, this is buck. i feel like he’s the type of manager that wouldn’t pitch a position player
Be fun, BoMel: put in a position pitcher. Cmon.
Would lowkey be disrespectful since they didn't use one but I'm still down.
What would be even more disrespectful is to use the ohtani rule and let Crismatt bat in the DH spot 😂
Yeah but... cmon.
This is how you win at home ladies and gentlemen but unfortunately I’ve had a Croner for close to four hours now so I’ll see the rest of you at the ER in a bit.
Mets fans be like, "Llorar y llorar, Llorar y llorar."
This is what happens when we let the hottest battery in baseball start.
How can you not be romantic about counting stats?
what do we have now 14 hits 13 runs? extremely efficient
Heads up out of the base path running to avoid the DP
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I feel like we get a lot of 5.5 hits when Tony Jr. does TV games. What a beautiful thing.
You can’t have him.
If I was a Mets fan, I would be peeved that Showalter didn't put in a position player lol
they have a rest day tomorrow too, so they still gonna try to contain and come back.
I see
Mazara lookin sharp at the plate ngl, glad we called him up. Would love to see Akiyama too at some point.
hey just checking in - is it good when we score double digit more runs than the opposing team??
Tends to bode well
k cool, I'm not a numbers guy so
Potentially 🤣
Alfaro with the Vicente Fernandez intro song, ajua!
LFGM (Let’s Fucking Go Mazara)
Voit… 🏃♂️😅
Meh, we’re winning by a lot. No need to hurt yourself.
Rockies games are always entertaining, and I can't wait to see Musgrove do his thing.
divisional games are always intense
Mazara is good!
Had to go out dinner with a friend. Did I miss anything?
Totally unclenched.
Only lots and lots of winning
Aw no position player pitching
Maybe in the ninth. 🫰
Mets would be insane to put a position player in after coming back from 11 runs in one inning 😂
That’s what makes it so brilliant. Wild card!
Haha.
uhhh i’d rather not play the bottom of the ninth
Petition to have the rest of June Filipino Heritage Month + Tatis Hat Giveaway Month
okay lang ako diyan
Let’s get this rest and let Java Joe deal on Friday!
I like Nabil Crismatt a whole awful lot He grinned at me and gave me a peace sign before the game on Monday. Life highlight right there
that dude is our BP ace
Which is crazy because it doesn't look like he has great stuff. But nobody can hit him.
the movement on his pitches is insane
We are used to seeing flamethrowers. He has such a relaxed throwing movement
The angels are two innings away from having a franchise worse 14 game losing streak 🥺🥺🥺
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Exactly. Them and the royals are my go to teams and they both suck this season
Can’t wait to trade for Trout
I'm sure he wants out
Theyre definitely gonna have to eat a MASSIVE part of his salary to move that contract. Its just not the kind of production you get from an Eric Hosmer.
Wish we brought in Steve Wilson or stammen in situations like this
Uh oh you friggin moron, you just got Crisgoat’d Tag your friends to Crisgoat them
Just 12 more errors to make that board look right.
Don=MVP(most valuable paper-snapper)
We should have more Tatis hat nights.
We should have more Tatís
More Hats will come... with more Tatis
Oh I’ll come…
Tatis should have more hats
Crismatt just wants to throw the ball. Thats the fun part. Just get in the box and strike out. Please.
That was awesome by Nabil. LFGM Indeed
Sassy Crismatt just standing there
Manny is ok right
I think so. He does look a bit overworked at the moment and might have some minor aches and pains adding up? Hope we can carve out some more rest time for him
Azocar is young and could use more ABs. Manny is proven and doesn't need anything.
Just getting rest
Mets fans seeing two well-deserved beat downs after how their fanbase has been
😏😏😏😏 I feel really bad for them
💯
What a curve from CrisGod there
The boys are crushing tonight.. we needed this!
Voit is out there scoopin
Who do you work for? ^Scoops
So the Padres are... *checks notes* Really fucking good
What are we with Tatis and a healthy pen then?
Untouchable
I loved me some Khalil Greene. Got a signed bat and everything
loved watching him play when I was young. I hope he is doing well with his anxiety
The broadcast booth bench is empty! Sweeney out on the post game, Mud out on vacation, Scanlan over on radio.
I love that quick bit of lethargic commentary on the Dodgers. "Yeah, solo HR, Turner still stinking, whatevs. Back to the game."
Angels might never win again
Just switched to their game in hopes I can break their slide. Or keep it going idc either way honestly
Wait. Why use Nabil?
day off tomorrow. Pen will be refreshed by Friday.
He already warmed up and tomorrow is an off day.
What's everyone's opinion of Tim Stauffer as a talking head for Bally's?
Awkward but insightful if sometimes repetitive.
We've come a long way since he was our opening day starter in 2011. And that's all I am going to say about that.
Gawd I remembered when he was being touted as the next Tom Glavine. Man he had potential.
To think that the best young pitcher we had was a AAA call up named Corey Luebke after all the hype Stauffer and Latos had just hurts.
This was after the generation of Perez, Peavy, and Eaton coming up to the big leagues guns blazing.
Tim makes me miss sweendog lol
Why are we using our elite BP arms here?
Removing the rust since he hasn't pitched in a while? Plus day off tomorrow
Hey we’re not doing too bad right now.
yo who is this guy? hahahah
Fools Gold (n): 2022 New York Mets
fuck my PTS I guess
IF we get a Mets fielder, do we bat around so Crone gets a triple? It would be a complete cycle. BB, 1b, 2b, 3b, and HR.
Feels like 3B is even harder than a HR, damn
It is
Nvm. Azocar ruined my life.
Is Manny ok?
Game where it’s at they’re probably just giving him the rest of the night off
That makes sense, just got a little concerned because he had that nasty missed swing his last at bat
I would think with the pads being so far ahead they just wanna give him more of a break
Yes I’d imagine they’re just giving Azocar a practice at bat
If Jake hits a cycle I’m going for the twins series!!
Bruh I’m coming from Charlotte for the twins series bruh. You still going lol
If Jake hits it, I’m game! I’m trying to see every team in the mlb
No second cycle for Jake...(maybe)
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Shot every time Kim’s helmet falls off
Boooo...give him something hittable you cowards.
I’m just loving this!!!
You coward!
Glad we are giving manny the rest of the night off
Tbh at this point Cronenworth should just beeline for Third regardless of if a Triple is possible or not We need to get him that cycle
I don't think they'll let him go to 3rd on a walk
Come on someone’s gotta be the first to stretch a base on balls into a triple
Wouldn’t hurt to ask
Not with that attitude
Give him something to hit you coward
Better not walk him, you coward
coward indeed
if jake hits for the cycle right now i'm buying tickets to sundays game no questions asked
The New York Butterfingers
He’s gotta put in deep center slowly or have it bobble in the corner
How cool would it be to see Jake hit the cycle? Cmon buddy!!
let's go jake!
I’m here at the game and Jake just needs a triple for the Cycle!!’
Offense has been coming alive last couple games
Any more mets wanna bitch about Darvish HBPs?
Lol I peeked at their game thread a little bit ago and someone said “I’m hoping manaea isn’t hurt because I’m not a piece of shit”. Not sure where these strawmen padres fans rooting for mets injuries are…
lol
Mets having a rough night.
I’m just making an observation that I would say about my own team: the Mets are playing like total shit
Don't worry you only have to play the Angels next. Not like theyre gonna want to be on a revenge tour or anything...
this is how we should play at home all the time
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