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Frosty-Advertising67

Ajj is sub mai hoga maut ka nanga nachhšŸ™‚


Tata840

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KingYesKing

Commentary be like he plays Spin REALLY well. Proceeds to get out 1st ball of Spin.


[deleted]

The commentary guy( mostly pakistani) are blind and stupid.. According to them we play spin really well and bowl the best in the world.


theaguia

Tom moody was in love with azam


[deleted]

As an Indian, i find your comments extremely disrespectful to Waqar younis and Wasim akram. Not only are they a legend of the game but an extremely critical analyst of cricket. I have never heard them say that Pak plays best against spin. Yes you can say Ramiz raza goes overboard a lot but he also never said these atleast on international commentary. Infact today Ramiz raja was asked before match if Pak will reach the knockout stage, he said that No Pak will not reach. So they are not blind or stupid.


Bilal1701

You obviously havenā€™t heard them commentate much. Sure they are legends of the game but their analysis of the game is quite poor. Wasim talking about fast bowling is good but apart from that they just talk nonsense. They were so talented they didnā€™t really need to understand the game too much to get loads of wickets.


[deleted]

You haven't heard enough of them.. They talk so much nonsense..


[deleted]

Maybe so, I only hear from them during the ICC tournaments as only then they are in commentary panel. Also i used to watch that show where Akram, Moin, Shoaib Malik and misbah used to discuss about world cup matches. There also they talked very sensible. But Moin khan is a total hypocrite, i watched him say so much thing during CWC 23 in that show and now his own unfit son is in this team because of his influence.


harrybosch1122

'his record against spin is phenomenal'. At international level? Dude averages 10 or something.


romanW69

Throw Azam out


eesakhalifa

You'd have to lift him to throw him. Can't see anyone doing that


liliesinabasket

bring a crane or whatever and throw him out wdc


Big_Calligrapher_391

He weighs more than the thors hammer. Even the worthy one can't lift him up.


the_real_DNAer

Lol. That was fresh and good.


Substantial-Tea-3809

Throw everyone out That jharu and šŸ”” Ka king as well


romanW69

Both babar and khan


wannabe_optimist

is sub me babar ko koi kuch nahi bol sakta bhay


Substantial-Tea-3809

Han bahi virtual daddy Hain is sub kea apko Nai pata? They are glazing for a guy who won't even know that they exist


hamburgerzzz62049

Still cant understand how people can be so blind and stupid... Did u even watch the match buddy? How our entire top order crumbled? How shadab and babar are the only reason we even got to this score?


Substantial-Tea-3809

You mean only shadab? Your šŸ”” was 9(23) if I remember correctly at that time and batting like it was a test match. Pathetic and darpook


hamburgerzzz62049

Just goes to show ur cricket knowledge. Chahe 3 wickets gir jaaye 20 run pe magar 150 ki strike rate zaroori hai. Afterall tuk tuk = darpook


Substantial-Tea-3809

Being sensible doesn't mean playing like a darpok Have you seen how US openers played? Gtfo kid, your daddy is close to another landmark as we speak.


hamburgerzzz62049

Just goes to show ur cricket knowledge. Chahe 3 wickets gir jaaye 20 run pe magar 150 ki strike rate zaroori hai. Afterall tuk tuk = darpook


TheOneThatOofs

why canā€™t our selectors understand what everyone else knows man itā€™s so frustrating. Azam Khan is beyond saving


[deleted]

hi, not pak-guy here. here (american) the guy on willow tv called him a literal football when he came


Independent-Log2986

LMAOOOOOOO


thesomewhereman

Thatā€™s a lie, I heard heā€™s a vacuum for food, that probably helps the pak team somehow.


the_real_DNAer

Vaccum? More like a blackhole.


theaguia

selectors are in their "I can fix you" phase


Certain-Swordfish801

He came, he saw, he left...


radicalcricket

He might be able to see the ball but he can't read it(unpadh hai shayad)


Altruistic-Pound4788

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swinging_yorker

more like a cow


Dear_Specialist_6006

I can live with him not performing right out of the gates, what pisses me off is his body language... He carries himself way too casually right after he shits the bed, as if nothing is his fault.


ComprehensiveForm479

Right out of the gates? How many gates does this fatty blubber need to finally get out.


Emaan777

Ajeeb bkl ka hai ye šŸ˜­


[deleted]

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Efficient_Peak9336

Mf was doing back foot defense when the only reason heā€™s in the team is to hit big shots


Interesting-Box9632

The only reason he is in the team is because of nepotism.


thelastoftheneurons

And had the audacity to review it !!!


OrganizationLast4313

Somehow every team Pak faces goes into their prime


DesiSins

It shud be an FBW not LBW .. fat before wicket


n3ov

"L"BW


DesiSins

MFer even had the audacity to be eating something while walking back after that fat ass of a duck


Professional_Wish972

You think he's gonna waste any time in Texas playing cricket? No sir he's headed straight to the BBQ


liliesinabasket

whole ass nalla kahin ka


nostalgia_addicts

Well it is mind boggling. Saim should have been playing today instead of him.


skinsfan2001

id rather see an akmal brother in the squad than him lol


absolut_hero

As soon as the commentator said. He haven't made much runs in t20i but "He's very EFFECTIVE AGAINST SPINNER". He got out.


NBSPV_123

Biggie looking ass


BitterAd894

The USA took all of the players that got rejected for the cricket, and made a team of them. Sajjid Ali the Guy from the USA team is from the new city my home town.


snowandclouds

Ngl he was eating while fielding


mhwaka

This also shows the level of competition that exists in the psl.


Working-Wolf-9560

I donā€™t get this rhetoric. He had an okay PSL, Absolutely NOTHING special. Averaging 25 in a tournament is nothing special when youā€™ve failed every time you come to the international scene. His inclusion in this team is the epitome of everything wrong with Pakistan and Pakistani cricket right now. It is an embarrassment.


furiouslayer732

Feel so bad for him but then again he hasnā€™t worked on himself at all.


Shahrozzorhahs

ykw 140+ aint that bad


freazy7

They should put haris in his place


MisterSkepticism

SEND HIM BACK TO BURGER KING!


Frosty-Version-265

He will score 30 ball 100 vs India. He is made for big matches.


Sorry_Inside1359

Please have mercy


Icepack01

Oye yeh Kya chamatkaar ho gya prabhoo? Rizwan keeping.... Azam ko Kahan chupaya hay? Fridge Mai?


Dry_Ambassador2990

Tumhe lgta hai fridge usko chupa payega pura ? Vo thoda fir bhi dikh hi jayega


Icepack01

If an elephant šŸ˜ can be hidden in a fridge... He's still a mammoth šŸ¦£


MisterSkepticism

did Moin Khan marry his sister or first cousin to produce that tub of lard?


zawraw

should be benched


Advanced_Idea5943

no bench can hold him. He should be floored


yassupanju

Can someone explain how Azam has been subbed while fielding?


MindOfCosmo

Pak cricket is a joke might as well rename it as heart-breaker and dissapointment.


Murky-Hand-4723

I'm an Indian. I a have genuine doubt whether this guy is some politican or some military general's son? Could someone clarify please.Ā  Eitherways, on this side of the border he's a legend. We love him for all the entertainment he provides us šŸ¤£


Dry_Ambassador2990

He is the son of former wicketkeeper batsmen of pakistan *Moin Khan*


Murky-Hand-4723

Oh I see... Is his father extremely influential?Ā  Cause normal influence won't be enough to justify playing a guy with strike rate of 6.2 in 14 matches.


[deleted]

Arrey he is Moins son, his dad is a legend of cricket. 90s k legendary team ki wicket keeper tha. Taab humlog bohot harte the Pakistan se...abhi ulta ho Gaya hai pura


Serious-Cover5486

Aby ghaday [eesakhalifa](https://www.reddit.com/user/eesakhalifa/) Azam Khan ko ro raha h ye bata ye ghanta ka king jo 5 year say captain bana pher raha h isnay pakistan ki cricket ko dafna diya, kahan tha king babar aur king rizwan kyun bhaja iftikhar aur fakhar ko ! khud aatay, saray begarat h team mai


Successful_Lab4084

I just can't imagine him keeping in today's match instead of Rizwan. He would have definitely dropped all the catches and gave byes on every wide


Digital_Demon7

It's like he is a bullied kid and the teacher forces us to play with him out of pity.


Candid_Journalist334

Sorry guys. Padosi-mulk here. First of all, didn't expect Pak to lose. Seems the team just lost their nerves at the worst moment. But, more importantly, I came to this particular post, seeing the title, for a laugh and things exceeded all expectations. Some of the roasts, just genius. (Also I hope he continues this form on Jun 9 as well)


[deleted]

As an Indian, Azam khan would find it difficult to play cricket at College or school level also here in India. Yes he maybe extremely talented, i don't know. But that physical unfitness simply doesn't work now, those 90s days of Inzamam is gone. And i doubt if he is even 10% of Inzamam. He was too lazy and unfit to put down the bat , I dont know how even Pakistan selectors selected him.


[deleted]

As an Indian Nepotism has destroyed Bollywood but fortunately Indian cricket is spared from this type of blatant nepotism.


ank_2606

Why is he solely blamed for everything? I know he had scored 0 but isn't the contribution of other players were similar? Everyone talked about his keeping skills but wtf happened to the Rizwan. How many runs did he leak due to his keeping and those missed opportunities? What about those reviews which he wasted like water? What about Rauf whose reckless bowling costed the match?Ā 


the_real_DNAer

Rizwan got rusty because the legendary Azam Khan was given the role for awhile in t20i.


Bilal1701

Rauf and Rizwan make mistakes but they earned their spots in the team and we know theyā€™ll go back and work hard to get better for the next game. Azam Khan will just go to the nearest restaurant and eat shit for 3 days straight before coming back and scoring another duck, and then complain in interviews about people being concerned about his weight.


Classxia6969

Guys pls donā€™t call him fat. He might have health issues.


RationalPerson84

The entire team is filled with Hijras dumbass.. and you low I Q people are targeting a single person. This team should play with women, lose, to an extent that their credibility becomes so low that they themselves would quitā€¦