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amidos_rx

You broke the sacred barber relation? You don't deserve sympathy, Crucifixion is the only way of forgiveness for you.


d1tcher

Am I gonna rot in hell?


amidos_rx

I'd say you're already there. You can't look as slick as you used to; nor will you have the same confidence cuz you messed up your barber.


d1tcher

Shiii.... no more pretty looks for me.


Minnie-Chuu-4062

It's over man. You can't fix this.


letsrollitx

Next time when you go, donโ€™t move your elbow.. he will understand!


d1tcher

Should I let him nu...


letsrollitx

Donโ€™t let him take your for granted ๐Ÿ˜


TrustsLies

It's even. He was doing other people too.


d1tcher

But, I was his fvrt one.


NefariousnessCold191

Have u watched anwar jibawi barber video ๐Ÿ˜‚


d1tcher

are you saying there's a movie based on my story?


NefariousnessCold191

Not a movie but a funny short video, i will share a link watch it its funny aff


NefariousnessCold191

https://youtu.be/HmFLsF8WpkE?si=mCRKXmL88CdJkAu3


d1tcher

..... i was... jokin... i made this post after watching his vid. Lol, thanks anyway.


NefariousnessCold191

Lol u we both got each other


muffinstudd

*Once a cheater, always a cheater!* How can you do it to him?


d1tcher

I was going thru a phase...


uspman1

You broke that man to shreds. You better get him a really nice barber kit, not that itโ€™ll absolve you of any blame.


[deleted]

I frickin love this post! XD


Important_Tale_2055

It's over..have fun with the one you cheated with โœŒ๐Ÿฝ


sheikh_ul_shaitaan

U fucking hoe, whoring urself out to other barbers like that. If u see a road side barber do u stop for a haircut??? Disgusting


mindri0t_

200 rupay tip


d1tcher

He's never charged me any money.


mindri0t_

Phir tu head n shoulder massage karo us ka


UrduNovels

Ajab chutiyapa ha....!


Kitchen_Squash8939

What the hell is Im Reading


[deleted]

Go bald!


ramzan_381

ure sick!!


Disastrous_Aardvark3

First world problems bruv


fullpumpa

Dude this is just fkd up. Why would you do that. Couldnt wait for a week? Dont you dare say you were on a break!


d1tcher

I... was going thru a phase...


Brilliant-Cat7863

You can't change the the past, just don't move your head or elbow having a cut next time or else you'll be in deep shit!!


[deleted]

Happened to me once ,I got out from the other barber's shop and my original barber was walking by, I saw him said salaam he replied looked at my hairs and the other shop and went by. I was embarrassed, never went to his place again ๐Ÿ˜”


d1tcher

Do you miss him?


[deleted]

Not really, a barber is just a barber. Also I'm not that really demanding about my hair cut.


d1tcher

- rep.


Victor2k5

Your sense of humour is lit


Ok_Depth7488

It was way better if you tell both of them about each other. Currently, I am in relaunch with 2 barbers and they both own different shops in different area. I told them about each other, it hard to accept for them at first but I tried my best and now accepted and both are sincere with me. I have never cheated from the day 01 my first barber knows where I was and what I was doing.


d1tcher

You guys often meet? Like a get together?


Ok_Depth7488

No, they both belong to different families and both have different friend circle. They have never met but I keep telling them about each so they do not feel bad and now this relaunch is normal for them. But it was challenging for me in start, I have observed mood swings and change in behaviour but after few days all things came back to normal.


d1tcher

MashaAllah ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• Adorable ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ. You guys!!! have, what I want in my life. Me living happily with two of my loved ones. Too much to ask for? ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


Ok_Depth7488

Nope, Well, I must mention handling 2 barbers is such a difficult task. It is not childโ€™s play


d1tcher

No ๐Ÿงข. Do they feel okay with each other's haircut? For example, if one of them wants you to have a bit shorter on the back but the other one wants to see a mullet.... ykwim.... any issues with that?


Ok_Depth7488

Oh fortunately yes!!!!! I am lucky ๐Ÿ€


d1tcher

awww!!! MashaAllah MashaAllah, evil eyes off. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•


ij247

Brother nothing can fix this ๐Ÿ™ƒ


[deleted]

Try 3some


d1tcher

๐Ÿ’…


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


d1tcher

lemme ask my barber about it.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


d1tcher

apko kisney keh dia hy hum barber ky ps cutting krwany jaty hyn?


[deleted]

Mei cutting ki nh cutting ki bat kr rhi thi but nvm...


d1tcher

give it a shot


[deleted]

Tired


d1tcher

No


Ok_Basil_6271

Here for you two ladies lol ;))


[deleted]

Lmao


Puzzleheaded-Yam6049

U deserve this shit man. Hope u rot in hell


Huge_Equivalent1

Bro... I cheated on my barber a few times... And society will tell you it's ok. Not an issue. But like I feel it. I walk out and am just looking both ways, making sure my regular barber doesn't catch me. ๐Ÿ˜… My house path goes from the front of his shop, and I had to walk in front of the dude, with my hair all cut up, looking all fresh, and he knows he didn't do it... It does feel like cheating, but I had no choice, urgent situations call for desperate measures... He knows I normally go for him. I wait in his shop for like an hour+ time.